Best costume at the party.. .. 4 whores and 20 beers ago....
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#57 - include (11/01/2013) [-]
Does that hat get 10 gallons?
Does that hat get 10 gallons?

User avatar #68 - SubjectThree (11/01/2013) [-]
Four score and seven beers ago our fathers brought forth on this countertop a new 12 pack, conceived in Budweiser brewery, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created sober.

Now we are engaged in a great drinking war, testing whether that notion, or any notion so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battlefield of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that countertop, as a final resting place for those who here gave their livers that that notion might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.

But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate, we can not consecrate, we can not hallow this puke-stained ground. The brave men, sober and drunk, who struggled here, have consecrated it (with pee, probably), far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but Youtube will never forget what they did here. It is for us the with common sense, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us—that from these shameless drunks we take increased devotion to that cause for which they drank the last full measure of my beer—that we here highly resolve that these drunk shall not have puked in vain—that this party, under Samuel Adams, shall have a new birth of freedom—and that drinking binges of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.

User avatar #89 to #68 - originalrider (11/01/2013) [-]
Just out of curiosity, is Budweiser good in the states? I'm Canadian and pretty much no one likes it here lol. Probably a ******** brew here though
User avatar #92 to #89 - theincorrigibleone (11/01/2013) [-]
HA! no...
It's just piss water.
Most major American brands are (I'm American).
It's a beer that's more likely to get you hydrated than to give you a buzz.
User avatar #93 to #92 - originalrider (11/01/2013) [-]
lol thats horrible. whats the average percentage over there?
User avatar #94 to #93 - theincorrigibleone (11/01/2013) [-]
Most major brands hover right around 4. Smaller name brands and microbreweries have a more respectable 5 and up.
User avatar #95 to #94 - theincorrigibleone (11/01/2013) [-]
But yeah, you can drink Bud on and off all day like water. I know, I have relatives who do because it tastes better than water.
User avatar #101 to #95 - listerthepessimist (11/01/2013) [-]
do you guys get super strength over there?
#76 to #68 - porksammich (11/01/2013) [-]
Man, that was beautiful *standing ovation*
User avatar #19 - blamie ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
4 whores and 20 beers ago....
#84 to #19 - Rascal (11/01/2013) [-]
I took only 5 beers to get drunk?
User avatar #97 to #19 - skinjacker (11/01/2013) [-]
I don't get it... What's funny? I'm sorry, please spare my ignorance.
User avatar #99 to #97 - superhoody (11/01/2013) [-]
The Gettysburg Address, one of Lincolns famous speeches, begins with "Four score and seven years ago..."
User avatar #100 to #99 - skinjacker (11/01/2013) [-]
Ah, I see. Thank you!
#9 - aulubear (11/01/2013) [-]
Abroham Drinkin would have sealed the deal.
User avatar #53 to #9 - Kairyuka ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
And then some songs are way longer than they should be. That's also what I hate about Metallica (besides Ulrich's drumming :I )
User avatar #54 to #53 - aulubear (11/01/2013) [-]
I listen to just about everything, long or not. If it's not long, I just repeat it a few times till I feel good about it.
User avatar #55 to #54 - Kairyuka ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
I can enjoy long songs, but Metallica never really has enough material for 8 minutes, they just make their riffs fill a whole ******* lot. It's so annoying :I
User avatar #56 to #55 - aulubear (11/01/2013) [-]
Metallica got bad really qucikly from what I remember. My brothers used to listen to it.
User avatar #58 to #56 - Kairyuka ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
Idunno I've heard single songs I kinda like, but all the good parts are either seperated by minutes of filler or repeated to infinity in the same song.
I listen mostly to bands that most others hate for some reason. I'm not quite sure why ._.
User avatar #69 to #9 - spyisspy (11/01/2013) [-]
He may have, but I'll make you a deal you can't refuse.
User avatar #72 to #69 - aulubear (11/01/2013) [-]
Wat.
User avatar #73 to #72 - spyisspy (11/01/2013) [-]
I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse even people who havn't watch The Godfather know that line you ******* pleb
User avatar #74 to #73 - aulubear (11/01/2013) [-]
I figured it was that, but you said deal, not offer.
User avatar #10 to #9 - Kairyuka ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
We're on the same wavelength. I like that.
User avatar #11 to #10 - sadistikal (11/01/2013) [-]
Why are we whispering?
#12 to #11 - Kairyuka ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
I DON'T KNOW!!
#15 to #13 - Kairyuka ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
Sorreh
User avatar #32 to #15 - aulubear (11/01/2013) [-]
I thought this was my conversation.
User avatar #33 to #32 - Kairyuka ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
Yeah Idunno what happened :c
User avatar #34 to #33 - aulubear (11/01/2013) [-]
I think you're leaving me for someone else.
User avatar #35 to #34 - Kairyuka ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
Oh come on honey, I wouldn't do that to you. We have something special!
User avatar #36 to #35 - aulubear (11/01/2013) [-]
Coulda fooled me with the way you cling to HIM. >:I
User avatar #37 to #36 - Kairyuka ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
This is all a misunderstanding, HE'S the one who threw himself at me. I tried to stop him!
User avatar #38 to #37 - aulubear (11/01/2013) [-]
Better be that way. Or else I ain't gunna bring back da fishes.

Except I don't like fishes anyways so I wouldn't do that.
User avatar #40 to #38 - Kairyuka ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
That's the spirit honey, I'mma make you your favorite dish tonight!
User avatar #42 to #40 - aulubear (11/01/2013) [-]
Ye better. Because you're gunna get Master D'd.
#43 to #42 - Kairyuka ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
Only if it's this D
Only if it's this D
#44 to #43 - aulubear (11/01/2013) [-]
Master Exploder.   
   
Technically. Also, yes that's hitler. Bionic Commando was a hell of a game.
Master Exploder.

Technically. Also, yes that's hitler. Bionic Commando was a hell of a game.
User avatar #45 to #44 - Kairyuka ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
Have you heard Rize of the Phenix?
User avatar #47 to #45 - aulubear (11/01/2013) [-]
Neh. I dun think I have.
User avatar #49 to #47 - Kairyuka ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
I like that album, except many of the songs are way too short
User avatar #52 to #49 - aulubear (11/01/2013) [-]
Lots of songs are way too short.
#4 - tealcanaan (11/01/2013) [-]
If anyone else here really enjoys the videos done by alchestbreach.
User avatar #31 to #4 - thebrownydestroyer **User deleted account** (11/01/2013) [-]
It saddens me that not many people know of the greatness which is alcheastbreach
#50 to #4 - Rascal (11/01/2013) [-]
all the great alchestbreach
#5 to #4 - insanemanoo ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
Dammit Abe, why didn't you move to Vegas with me, Ballarms, Jerry, Steve, and Cuddles?
Dammit Abe, why didn't you move to Vegas with me, Ballarms, Jerry, Steve, and Cuddles?
#8 to #4 - ninjabird (11/01/2013) [-]
i watched so many episodes i say dammit ball arms
User avatar #25 to #4 - trollzoll (11/01/2013) [-]
I thought I was the only one in FJ that watches his videos
#88 - Rascal (11/01/2013) [-]
Abrewham Drinkin
#85 - crazymannequin (11/01/2013) [-]
I would have done "Abrahammered Drinkin"
User avatar #78 - zombierapist (11/01/2013) [-]
aBROham drinkin
User avatar #79 to #78 - duckinglama ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
aBROham drincoln
#21 - iamjustheretoroll (11/01/2013) [-]
**iamjustheretoroll rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at Petition for feels button ** my costume
User avatar #3 - brucekillah (10/31/2013) [-]
fkin glorious
#6 - imcadence (11/01/2013) [-]
**imcadence rolled a random image posted in comment #499 at complain about mods and admin here **
#61 to #6 - Rascal (11/01/2013) [-]
It'll be interesting to see if they ban him for a roll...
User avatar #22 to #6 - johndapro ONLINE (11/01/2013) [-]
Interesting place that got posted.
#86 - eeddwweerrdd (11/01/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #82 - wwlllmyfault (11/01/2013) [-]
Alchestbreach
#77 - bdowns (11/01/2013) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #4253376 at Friendly **
#59 - tailsx (11/01/2013) [-]
**tailsx rolled a random image posted in comment #6367908 at Safe For Work Random Board ** My outfit is best outfit
User avatar #60 to #59 - tailsx (11/01/2013) [-]
As soon as she touched my face, I came and started farting
User avatar #20 - ttotheroll (11/01/2013) [-]
Americans and their damn fancy red cups.. I wanna drink from red cups aswell, a lot more fancier than the normal white ones.
User avatar #28 - cammyT (11/01/2013) [-]
Electric Six - Gay Bar (UNCENSORED High Quality)
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