Best Divorce Letter ever. Probably repost but meh. BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER I Dear Wife, I' m writing you this letter to tell you that I' m leaving you forever. Girl divorce Marriage words stuff millions dollars haircut
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Best Divorce Letter ever

Best Divorce Letter ever. Probably repost but meh. BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER I Dear Wife, I' m writing you this letter to tell you that I' m leaving you forever.

Probably repost but meh

Dear Wife,
I' m writing you this letter to tell you that I' m leaving
you forever. I' been a good man to you for
years a I have nothing to show for it. These last 2
weeks have been hell. ___ Your boss called to tell me
that you quit your job today a that was the last
straw. Last week, you came home 8 didn' t even
notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite
meal A even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers
You ate in 2 minutes, is went straight to sleep after
watching all of your soaps. You don' t tell me you
love me anymore; you don' t want sex or anything
that connects us as husband 3: wife Either you' re
cheating on me or you don' t love me anymore;
whatever the case, I' m gone.
PS. don' t try to find me- Your SISTER 8: I are
moving away to West Virginia togethere Have a
great life!
Nothing has made my day more than receiving
your letter. It' s true you a I have been married for if
years, although a good man is a far cry from what
you' been. I watch my soaps so much because
they drown out your constant whining El griping Ton
bad that doesn' t work. I DID notice when you got a
hair cut last week, but the sst thing that came to
mind was 'You look just like a girly Since my mother
raised me not to say anything if you can' t say
something nice, I didn' t comment. And when you
cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me
confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped
eating pork T years ago. About those new silk
boxers: I turned away from you because the . 99
price tag was still on them, 8 I prayed it was a
coincidence that my sister had just borrowed
from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved
you El felt we could work it out. So when I hit the
lotto for IO million dollars, I quit my job 8 bought us
2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were
gone- Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I
hope you have the fuming life you always wanted.,
My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures
you won' t get a dime from me So take care
Signed, Your Exlife, Rich As Hell 8 Free!
PS- I don? know if I ever told you this, but my sister
Carla was born Carl. I hope that' s not a problem.
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#14 - internetrage
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(10/14/2013) [-]
The Carla/Carl bit ruined the whole thing
#17 to #14 - tommythek
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(10/14/2013) [-]
I actually remember seeing something like this a long time ago, pretty much the same joke except the wife was the one who cheated.
User avatar #38 to #17 - internetrage
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(10/15/2013) [-]
yeah I saw that too
User avatar #3 - skypatrol
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(10/14/2013) [-]
I actually feel bad for the guy.
User avatar #11 to #3 - oceanmist
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(10/14/2013) [-]
Pretty clearly fake though
#4 to #3 - LewdFlapjack
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(10/14/2013) [-]
Dude was clearly cheating on her. He deserves this lol.
User avatar #5 to #4 - skypatrol
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#8 to #5 - taurusguy
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(10/14/2013) [-]
Well, if he had cheated on her, ok, not forgivable in my mind but i guess some can overlook that, but accusing your wife of cheating when you are doing it yourself? God damn anyone that does that deserves nothing more than heaven, because i dont want someone like that down in hell with me.
User avatar #2 - rynkar
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(10/14/2013) [-]
too bad its often the opposite way around.
User avatar #10 to #2 - pkashp
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(10/14/2013) [-]
The original was... this is an altered version where the genders are all switched.
User avatar #13 to #10 - DJstar
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#20 - xenause
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(10/14/2013) [-]
Sorry if i do not realize it is a repost.
#6 - beanerthepyro
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#25 - justthisonepost **User deleted account**
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(10/15/2013) [-]
This looks like something my grandma would share on facebook

Jesus christ funnyjunk get your **** together
User avatar #23 - gatorotterdolphin
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(10/14/2013) [-]
I thought he was mocking the wife at first "you never listen to me, say you love me"
#22 - perolaf
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(10/14/2013) [-]
Just saying "i just won 10 million dollars and you aint gettin ****" would be enough
User avatar #24 - manofparody
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(10/15/2013) [-]
Usually this would be a win, but there's too much **** in this to be true. It's blatantly ********.
User avatar #21 - umaya
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(10/14/2013) [-]
That line about she stopped eating pork 7 years ago, that made me go "oh snap" out loud, which is uncommon for me, so what I'm saying is, that was a good comeback.