Best Divorce Letter ever. Probably repost but meh. BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER I Dear Wife, I' m writing you this letter to tell you that I' m leaving you forever. Girl divorce Marriage words stuff millions dollars haircut
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Best Divorce Letter ever

 
Best Divorce Letter ever. Probably repost but meh. BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER I Dear Wife, I' m writing you this letter to tell you that I' m leaving you forever.

Probably repost but meh

BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER I
Dear Wife,
I' m writing you this letter to tell you that I' m leaving
you forever. I' been a good man to you for
years a I have nothing to show for it. These last 2
weeks have been hell. ___ Your boss called to tell me
that you quit your job today a that was the last
straw. Last week, you came home 8 didn' t even
notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite
meal A even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers
You ate in 2 minutes, is went straight to sleep after
watching all of your soaps. You don' t tell me you
love me anymore; you don' t want sex or anything
that connects us as husband 3: wife Either you' re
cheating on me or you don' t love me anymore;
whatever the case, I' m gone.
Your
PS. don' t try to find me- Your SISTER 8: I are
moving away to West Virginia togethere Have a
great life!
Nothing has made my day more than receiving
your letter. It' s true you a I have been married for if
years, although a good man is a far cry from what
you' been. I watch my soaps so much because
they drown out your constant whining El griping Ton
bad that doesn' t work. I DID notice when you got a
hair cut last week, but the sst thing that came to
mind was 'You look just like a girly Since my mother
raised me not to say anything if you can' t say
something nice, I didn' t comment. And when you
cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me
confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped
eating pork T years ago. About those new silk
boxers: I turned away from you because the . 99
price tag was still on them, 8 I prayed it was a
coincidence that my sister had just borrowed
from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved
you El felt we could work it out. So when I hit the
lotto for IO million dollars, I quit my job 8 bought us
2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were
gone- Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I
hope you have the fuming life you always wanted.,
My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures
you won' t get a dime from me So take care
Signed, Your Exlife, Rich As Hell 8 Free!
PS- I don? know if I ever told you this, but my sister
Carla was born Carl. I hope that' s not a problem.
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