Best Christmas Gift EVAR!!. . if LN um‘ and. Where could you have possibly gotten coconuts around here?! sauce imgur
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#20 - dross (12/27/2013) [-]
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User avatar #1 - AnAnon (12/27/2013) [-]
Where could you have possibly gotten coconuts around here?!
#14 to #1 - anon (12/27/2013) [-]
Man, that's a BEAUTIFUL cock -- and a nice set of hairy, balls making hot loads of HIV semen! I'd love to have you impregnate a some of my CD4 cells. Then I'd have a strain of your descendants living in me always. Very Hot! Happy ******* , Brother!
User avatar #72 to #14 - nighkey (12/28/2013) [-]
What.
#70 to #14 - mitchr (12/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #13 to #1 - padawonjohn (12/27/2013) [-]
ARE YOU SAYING THAT COCONUTS MIGRATE
User avatar #2 to #1 - thechosentroll (12/27/2013) [-]
Well, they could have been carried by a swallow.
User avatar #3 to #2 - AnAnon (12/27/2013) [-]
A swallow couldn't possibly carry the weight of the coconut!
#5 to #3 - anon (12/27/2013) [-]
It could be carried by an African Swallow
#6 to #5 - nexdemise ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
African Swallows don't migrate.
User avatar #7 to #6 - jamieswhiteshirt (12/27/2013) [-]
What is the air speed velocity of a swallow?
User avatar #8 to #7 - ColorfulPenguin (12/27/2013) [-]
For a european swallow: Roughly 11m/s (24 miles/hour)

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#10 to #8 - utasco (12/27/2013) [-]
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#35 to #10 - manofiron ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
It's **** like this that makes me thankful that I don't have Epilepsy.
User avatar #28 to #10 - guanyu (12/28/2013) [-]
I can actually see it flashing from behind.
#61 to #8 - anon (12/28/2013) [-]
hmm but then what is the air speed velocity of an European swallow laden with coconuts?
User avatar #9 to #3 - lucariopwnz (12/27/2013) [-]
what if two swallows carried it on a line!
#4 to #2 - anon (12/27/2013) [-]
african or european?
User avatar #24 to #2 - youhei (12/28/2013) [-]
the line is "it could be carried"
User avatar #25 to #24 - youhei (12/28/2013) [-]
followed by " by what? a swallow?"
User avatar #26 to #25 - youhei (12/28/2013) [-]
"it could grip it by the husk!"
User avatar #27 to #26 - youhei (12/28/2013) [-]
"it's not a question of where he grips it, it's a simple question of weight ratios! a five ounce bird cannot carry a one pound coconut!"
User avatar #64 to #24 - dkillakai (12/28/2013) [-]
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Not at all, it could be carried
#11 - emberstar (12/27/2013) [-]
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#43 to #11 - mindlogic (12/28/2013) [-]
I am ashamed to admit how long I waited for that to load
#32 to #11 - spanishiqiustion (12/28/2013) [-]
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User avatar #51 - McFuckUp (12/28/2013) [-]
I wouldn't go to whatever store sells those.

It's probably a silly place.
User avatar #53 to #52 - McFuckUp (12/28/2013) [-]
Come, Patsy
#54 to #53 - marcury (12/28/2013) [-]
None shall pass...
User avatar #55 to #54 - McFuckUp (12/28/2013) [-]
YOU YELLOW BASTARDS, COME BACK HERE AND SEE WHAT'S COMING TO YA. I'LL BITE YOUR LEGS OFF
#47 - saltyfries (12/28/2013) [-]
the amount of Monty Python in this thread makes me very happy
I bet them coconuts cost 50 pounds each, I'm american I don't have a pound key
User avatar #49 to #47 - kaycie (12/28/2013) [-]
we don't have a 'cent' key either
I just noticed this recently
User avatar #48 to #47 - PadreRasta ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
Here, have a pound
£
#31 - zerith (12/28/2013) [-]
Why would you want horse testic-....Oh.
#15 - cawpikolo (12/27/2013) [-]
is it horrible that I thought those were horse testicles for a moment?
User avatar #33 to #29 - niggastolemyname (12/28/2013) [-]
what is this
User avatar #37 to #33 - flamingpie (12/28/2013) [-]
A Monty python reference, as is the content.
#17 - anon (12/27/2013) [-]
There's this guy at my school who has these. Used to play D&D with him until he began acting like his character in real life and carrying the coconuts everywhere.
User avatar #30 to #17 - heartlessrobot (12/28/2013) [-]
Sounds like he operates on another level.
#39 - kibbleking ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
I have no idea where they'd get real coconuts.
I have no idea where they'd get real coconuts.
User avatar #65 to #50 - dkillakai (12/28/2013) [-]
Its either
Tis but a scratch
or
Its just a fleshwound
#18 - makutasfinest ONLINE (12/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #19 - navadae (12/27/2013) [-]
i dont get it, someone explain it please?
User avatar #21 to #19 - rainbowhash (12/27/2013) [-]
It's a reference to Monty Python and the Holy Grail. They acted like they were on horses and they banged the coconuts together for the little 'Clippity Clop' effect.
User avatar #22 to #19 - subaqueousreach (12/27/2013) [-]
In "Monty Python: The Holy Grail", the Knights of the Round Table didn't actually have horses, but rather they pretended to ride horses while their squires clapped coconuts together to imitate the sound of trotting and galloping.
User avatar #38 to #22 - navadae (12/28/2013) [-]
ah alright, thank you very much!
User avatar #46 to #38 - saltyfries (12/28/2013) [-]
if you haven't seen the movie, to put it lightly, it's like a nerd's right of passage film. It's a classic
#76 to #22 - anon (12/28/2013) [-]
A coconut? In England?! Coconuts are TROPICAL!
User avatar #58 - kingluffy (12/28/2013) [-]
My school is doing the musical version of this (Spamalot) and I'm Sir Lacelot the Homocidally Brave (GOD, I love that title).

Needless to say, we're buying a huge-ass stockpile of these
#40 - CakemanRPG (12/28/2013) [-]
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#16 - anon (12/27/2013) [-]
I got them a few years ago and I was like :0
#41 - urwhoreable (12/28/2013) [-]
wow look at this it so cool
#57 to #41 - nickypickle ONLINE (12/28/2013) [-]
at first glance, I thought it was an ironic ice sculpture of the titanic
User avatar #60 - CelticFan (12/28/2013) [-]
how will you speak to that hor-or-or-or-orse?
User avatar #62 to #60 - deafmagnets (12/28/2013) [-]
Shut the fu-uh-uh-uh-ck up
#67 to #66 - deafmagnets (12/28/2013) [-]
Nah, just mentally challenged
#69 to #68 - deafmagnets (12/28/2013) [-]
And a loser :/
And a loser :/
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