Being Courteous
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mindyourownbusines (12/06/2015) [-] 
With which words belonging to the ungood Lord have you recently spoken of mine self, diminutive son of a dog? I am about to aide you in learning of the way in which my graduation was at the top of my class in the Navy Seals. I have been engaged in numerous raids on Al-Quaeda. Furthermore, I managed to eradicate above 300 human dangers. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I am the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. To me, you only represent another target. I shall withdraw you with greater precision than has yet been seen on our planet, note these displeased words. Do you believe evocative sentatments online ought to remain unchallenged? Please reconsider, deviant. As we speak, I am contacting a secret network of spies across our nation and your IP is currently traced so you had best prepare for the inclemant weather, grub. Weather which wipes out the deplorable detail we call your life. You are a very expired youth. I can finish you in over seven hundred ways with only bare hands. Please exercise caution, since your assailants location is unknown. I have extensively trained in unarmed combat and have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I shall utilize it to its greatest degree to clean your miserable rear from our continent, small fecal matter. If only you could have known the unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, perhaps you would have held your waging tongue. This was beyond your capability and immediately shall you bear the price, you unforgivable chump. I shall liberate ire upon you until you submerge within it. You are as good as blooming departed, youth.
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presidentmoose (12/05/2015) [-] **presidentmoose used "*roll picture*"**
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I want someone to roll this picture
**presidentmoose rolled image**
I want someone to roll this picture
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presidentmoose (12/05/2015) [-] "I ******* hate you faggots... I hate all your guts... die in a fire"
- Anon, 2015
- Anon, 2015
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fabledlobster (12/05/2015) [-] **fabledlobster used "*roll picture*"**
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thempc ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-] this isn't a video that you stumble across, this takes effort to find in places unlike fj that doesn't propegate blatantly racist humor. effort is obviously not something a 300 lb hamplanet who would rather marinate in xer own cunt sweat than get up to take a shower would be very inclined to put in
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mopidu (12/05/2015) [-] Breaking news, the way you write the word "color" actually affects your politeness by a small percentage. Although notice how the one that gives you more points is underlined red and the one that has one less point isn't
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mopidu (12/05/2015) [-] I don't live in britland, I just got all my english-speaking skillz from the internet. Also in schools they mostly teach british english by default. But I must admit, they teach us that fries are called chips n **** , but all the textbooks write "color" without "u" Maybe they just didn't want to be one point short on the polite-chart
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buddywuggle (12/05/2015) [-] Someone out there has probably came up with a sentence that would get a negative number.
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sweetsighlullaby (12/05/2015) [-] Original:
I would call you a slimy cunt; but you lack both the depth and the warmth.
Politely:
I would describe you as an essential part of female genitalia; however, you lack both the depth and the warmth.
I would call you a slimy cunt; but you lack both the depth and the warmth.
Politely:
I would describe you as an essential part of female genitalia; however, you lack both the depth and the warmth.
