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Being Courteous

lid Labs l Politeness Thesaurus
Write in a more polite, friendly tone.
HEY **** HEAD! EAT **** ! Check
Y' our Tone: impolite 24
impolite Polite
Using negative words !' Using a greeting, or saying hello
Using vulgar language or swear words
Using all capital letters
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Submitted: 12/04/2015
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#58 to #1 - mindyourownbusines (12/06/2015) [-]
With which words belonging to the ungood Lord have you recently spoken of mine self, diminutive son of a dog? I am about to aide you in learning of the way in which my graduation was at the top of my class in the Navy Seals. I have been engaged in numerous raids on Al-Quaeda. Furthermore, I managed to eradicate above 300 human dangers. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I am the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. To me, you only represent another target. I shall withdraw you with greater precision than has yet been seen on our planet, note these displeased words. Do you believe evocative sentatments online ought to remain unchallenged? Please reconsider, deviant. As we speak, I am contacting a secret network of spies across our nation and your IP is currently traced so you had best prepare for the inclemant weather, grub. Weather which wipes out the deplorable detail we call your life. You are a very expired youth. I can finish you in over seven hundred ways with only bare hands. Please exercise caution, since your assailants location is unknown. I have extensively trained in unarmed combat and have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I shall utilize it to its greatest degree to clean your miserable rear from our continent, small fecal matter. If only you could have known the unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, perhaps you would have held your waging tongue. This was beyond your capability and immediately shall you bear the price, you unforgivable chump. I shall liberate ire upon you until you submerge within it. You are as good as blooming departed, youth.
User avatar #59 to #58 - iamnotgoodwithname (12/06/2015) [-]
that was beautiful
User avatar #8 to #1 - bendingtimeisgood ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
Glad I wasn't the only one with that idea.
#5 - opu (12/04/2015) [-]
Before their vulgar filter
#21 to #5 - presidentmoose (12/05/2015) [-]
**presidentmoose used "*roll picture*"**
**presidentmoose rolled image**
I want someone to roll this picture
#52 to #21 - anon (12/05/2015) [-]
I ******* hate you rolling faggots, I hate all your guts and I think that you should ******* die in a fire.
I would man up and post this as my account but then people would have sympathy for you.
Like you Faggot?
**** off with your gay ass ******* constant rolling faggot
User avatar #53 to #52 - presidentmoose (12/05/2015) [-]
"I ******* hate you faggots... I hate all your guts... die in a fire"
- Anon, 2015
#55 to #52 - fabledlobster (12/05/2015) [-]
**fabledlobster used "*roll picture*"****fabledlobster rolled image** I know just how you feel. here have this.
**fabledlobster used "*roll picture*"**
**fabledlobster rolled image** I know just how you feel. here have this.
User avatar #54 to #52 - hamiradon ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
I get you think rolling is cancer, but your comment makes it seem like you actually care. And if you actually care, id say you need to find some better things to vent that anger on.
#3 - greenimp (12/04/2015) [-]
Original was "Go die in a fire faggot."
#16 - thesovereigngrave ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
It's merely "contentious".
#32 to #16 - thempc ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
User avatar #36 to #32 - gamblingriverman ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
source?
User avatar #38 to #36 - thempc ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
can't find any on youtube, sorry
#44 to #38 - sirdoofus (12/05/2015) [-]
That's okay thanks for trying.
User avatar #48 to #44 - thempc ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
i searched "moon man john cena" and didn't get those. i guess i'm retarded
#31 to #17 - thempc ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
here's the full song for anyone who wants is
User avatar #43 to #31 - dragonwaz ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
I just realized something. All these asshole SJW's are fighting to get people fired from their jobs for stuff that doesn't come even close to being as offensive as this... I'm confused as to why this is flying under their radar.
User avatar #45 to #43 - thempc ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
this isn't a video that you stumble across, this takes effort to find in places unlike fj that doesn't propegate blatantly racist humor. effort is obviously not something a 300 lb hamplanet who would rather marinate in xer own cunt sweat than get up to take a shower would be very inclined to put in
User avatar #47 to #45 - dragonwaz ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
Ah I didn't know it was semi-hard to find. TBH the video even makes me feel slightly offended and I'm usually very open minded.
User avatar #49 to #47 - thempc ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
same for me, but that was only the first few times i listened to it
#15 - ScottP (12/05/2015) [-]
No need to be a dick about it
#28 - vladhellsing ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
Well, I tried.
#33 to #28 - vladhellsing ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
Ah, that's more like it.
#6 - mopidu (12/05/2015) [-]
Breaking news, the way you write the word "color" actually affects your politeness by a small percentage. Although notice how the one that gives you more points is underlined red and the one that has one less point isn't
User avatar #13 to #6 - Deavas ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
thats because you live in britland and the engine is american based
User avatar #57 to #13 - mopidu (12/05/2015) [-]
I don't live in britland, I just got all my english-speaking skillz from the internet. Also in schools they mostly teach british english by default. But I must admit, they teach us that fries are called chips n **** , but all the textbooks write "color" without "u" Maybe they just didn't want to be one point short on the polite-chart
User avatar #9 - chuca ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
Apparently saying the word "my " is impolite.
User avatar #12 to #9 - chuca ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
Also "hello" is more polite than "Hello" even though not capitalizing the first letter is impolite.
#20 - rundas (12/05/2015) [-]
Gas the kikes, race war now!
User avatar #51 - buddywuggle (12/05/2015) [-]
Someone out there has probably came up with a sentence that would get a negative number.
#42 - sweetsighlullaby (12/05/2015) [-]
Original:

I would call you a slimy cunt; but you lack both the depth and the warmth.

Politely:

I would describe you as an essential part of female genitalia; however, you lack both the depth and the warmth.
User avatar #56 to #42 - MuahahaOfLore (12/05/2015) [-]
laughed out loud

That is so freaking classy
#24 - moldybreadcrumb (12/05/2015) [-]
**** HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY
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#60 - anon (12/08/2015) [-]
flappydong
User avatar #46 - thirdjess ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
Shut the **** up you rank, lonely dwarf.

Dear sir or madam. I request that you cease communication, as I find you to be a pungent lowbush, sole and only.
#40 - sweetsighlullaby (12/05/2015) [-]
EAT **** AND DIE
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