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#10 - newbfag (08/15/2014) [+] (3 replies)
if my family sees this, they might crack that safe i bought for... "not porn"
if my family sees this, they might crack that safe i bought for... "not porn"
#14 - girguy (08/15/2014) [+] (7 replies)
forgot the most comprehensive one
forgot the most comprehensive one
#2 - wayfarer (08/15/2014) [+] (9 replies)
Traditional lock picking is quite difficult, and nowadays it's obsolete. Pick guns and bump keys can open almost any lock with traditional tumblers, and it's also illegal to own a pick set.

Uncle is a third generation locksmith, I was really into it in high school
User avatar #11 - windson (08/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
And if I forget to crouch and sneak, does a guard suddenly teleport behind me and engage in dialogue?
#37 - pewdiepieisbestpie (08/16/2014) [-]
Lockpicking For Dummies
#18 - thelizardlord (08/15/2014) [+] (2 replies)
So that's how you practice lockpicking
User avatar #22 - charak (08/15/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Bobby pins are the worst to use as your torquing tool
#58 - lightarcanine (08/16/2014) [-]
Too bad I can't duplicate 5,000 bobby pins, bend them, and jam auto-attempt.
#50 - doctorprofessornv (08/16/2014) [-]
ain't nobody got time for that, I like the direct approach
ain't nobody got time for that, I like the direct approach
#13 - anonymous (08/15/2014) [+] (3 replies)
[bioshock intensified]
User avatar #41 to #31 - duedum (08/16/2014) [-]
no, not that much.

She can picklock, I know that. but it's not a huge thing in the game

I think he's just trying to get his fandom in this
#1 - lepanto (08/15/2014) [+] (4 replies)
User avatar #36 - deltoraquest (08/16/2014) [+] (10 replies)
you know one of my friends hates oblivion because the security system is unrealistic
User avatar #44 to #36 - heraske (08/16/2014) [-]
>Lockpicking is too unrealistic

>250.9lbs/251lbs
>pick up feather
>over-encumbered

>arrow to the head
>doesn't die immediately

>magic

>unrealistic hit points

Why is he playing this for realism?
User avatar #66 - solarisofcelestia (08/16/2014) [-]
Someone's going to level up from all this.
User avatar #61 - HeartOfTheDL (08/16/2014) [-]
Lock picking is key to one's success.
#43 - ohayougozaimasu (08/16/2014) [-]
Aw yes, key porn.
#30 - natombex (08/15/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I remember playing splinter cell in year 4 (4th grade US) and then trying to impress my friends by 'picking' the school door with a twig before the teacher came out. 						****					 myself when the twig broke in the keyhole and I thought the whole building would spontaneously combust everyone would burn locked inside through MY dream of being the next Sam Fisher.
I remember playing splinter cell in year 4 (4th grade US) and then trying to impress my friends by 'picking' the school door with a twig before the teacher came out. **** myself when the twig broke in the keyhole and I thought the whole building would spontaneously combust everyone would burn locked inside through MY dream of being the next Sam Fisher.
User avatar #63 - shinote (08/16/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**** that, lockpicking takes forever. I've personally done it in reality, and it took a long ass time.

It's WAY easier to get a hold of one of those special keys, I forget the name of them, but it's like this blank key looking thing, and you stick it in the lock, tap it with a hammer, and turn, and boom, the lock opens immediately. Takes like 2 seconds.
#73 to #63 - marcury (08/16/2014) [-]
its called a bump key.
its called a bump key.
User avatar #57 - plasticcup (08/16/2014) [-]
Can't we just use the bump key?
#42 - pictureperfectt (08/16/2014) [-]
Skill: 47
il giv u mi mail armor apprentice.
User avatar #16 - sewallman ONLINE (08/15/2014) [-]
Take a key blank with little edges, put a rubber piece on the key near the wide point, hit with a hammer while turning until it unlocks.

You can unlock any door within 30 seconds doing it this way.
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