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#9 - theannoyingFJguy (03/26/2014) [+] (27 children)
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Wait a sec, what's that in the corner....
#150 - burdenedsoul (03/27/2014) [+] (1 child)
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"on my way to **** your bitch"
#77 - jewsburninindaoven (03/26/2014) [-]
**jewsburninindaoven rolled a random image posted in comment #36 at Alfred ** Who Batman will be beating up tonight
#158 to #77 - lotro (03/27/2014) [-]
**lotro rolled a random image posted in comment #116 at Fetus vs Baby!! ** You are my hero
User avatar #162 to #77 - midothegreat (03/27/2014) [-]
why doesn't this have 1k+ thumbs?
#128 to #77 - kaycie (03/27/2014) [-]
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User avatar #84 to #77 - garaichu ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
That is one sweet-ass roll.
User avatar #79 to #77 - nucularwar (03/26/2014) [-]
nobody, he'll be making his butler do it
User avatar #80 to #77 - ezerdayum (03/26/2014) [-]
Alfred getting real tired of your ****
User avatar #55 - hydromatic (03/26/2014) [-]
I think the biggest question here clearly is:

WHY THE **** ARE ALL THE SEATS EMPTY WHEN FLASH, SUPERMAN AND ******* BATMAN ARE RACING?
User avatar #87 to #55 - toosexyforyou (03/26/2014) [-]
Well no one wants to watch Batman jog while Superman and the Flash are on the other side of the world after .5 seconds.
#21 - minutes (03/26/2014) [-]
Flash could untie himself and finish the race a million times before batman takes his next step.
#161 to #21 - teddybearlove ONLINE (03/27/2014) [-]
because flash is best superhero ever
#62 to #21 - RedHulk (03/26/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled a random image posted in comment #896093 at Anime & Manga - anime shows, anime games, anime art, manga ** He used a Batknot, Gah.
#143 to #62 - worried (03/27/2014) [-]
then he could just vibrate through the wire....
#146 to #143 - RedHulk (03/27/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled a random image posted in comment #939166 at Friendly ** It's a bat knot, it can do Anything..
User avatar #98 to #21 - nigeltheoutlaw (03/27/2014) [-]
That's because just about every super hero is so overpowered that they're not even interesting anymore. It's no wonder Batman is so popular; he may be OP smart dude, but he gets his ass handed to him by normalish dudes and can be hurt by normal **** like knives and bullets, instead of being a demigod.
#122 to #21 - reggaemortis (03/27/2014) [-]
It's bat-rope, you ass.   
You don't just untie bat-rope
It's bat-rope, you ass.
You don't just untie bat-rope
User avatar #31 to #21 - makotoitou (03/26/2014) [-]
The Flash is also an overpowered **** .
User avatar #44 to #31 - assturtle (03/26/2014) [-]
no waaaaay. he restarted the entire dc universe. nah, he's not overpowered at all.
#53 to #31 - anon (03/26/2014) [-]
Compare to 'I plan for everything and never -really- lose because, you know, I'm -just- that good.' Batman.
User avatar #136 to #53 - makotoitou (03/27/2014) [-]
Compare to "I somehow have 'speed energy' that lets me outrun Death"
User avatar #65 to #53 - Lilstow ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
bottom line is, comic book super heroes are kind of poorly written.
User avatar #83 to #65 - theroflcer (03/26/2014) [-]
Read a 'New Earth' Teen Titans or Aquaman comic, those characters are excellently written.
User avatar #89 to #83 - Lilstow ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
really not my thing.

i kind of liked justice league and justice league unlimited (the tv series), but i'm not a comic book person at all.

i tried deadpool at one point. Turns out he is as unfunny as the deadpool content on funnyjunk.
User avatar #133 to #89 - taternutz (03/27/2014) [-]
fair enough, if you're interested in the characters though and just not the comics themselves I'd recommend checking pretty much any of DC and Marvels animated movies. Usually quality stuff.
User avatar #134 to #133 - Lilstow ONLINE (03/27/2014) [-]
i saw the flashpoint paradox.

at the time i thought it was entertaining, but when i thought back i realized that the story didn't really go anywhere.

i felt like too much of the movie dealt with the war in the alternate time line, which ultimately had no effect on the plot.

problem:
alternate timeline. flash lost powers. war threatens world.

development:
war stuff. violence is cool. flash gets powers back. flash learns why the alternate timeline

solution:
run back in time. fix problem.

movie over.
#35 to #21 - thorseph ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
-untie himself- nah, he would just vibrate at the frequency of the molecules of the rope and they would fall through him.
User avatar #81 to #35 - theroflcer (03/26/2014) [-]
I could be wrong, but doesn't that require him using he's feet?
User avatar #85 to #81 - toosexyforyou (03/26/2014) [-]
No because flash isn't fast because he can run fast, he's fast because his molecules move quickly. Do you understand what I mean? Like the molecules on his shines would vibrate him through
User avatar #145 to #85 - dyalibya (03/27/2014) [-]
Speed force
#76 - theroflcer (03/26/2014) [-]
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#121 to #76 - monsoons (03/27/2014) [-]
im not that good on my heroes im a movie man sorry but could you tell me who the alien dude is?
#124 to #121 - anon (03/27/2014) [-]
martian manhunter
#125 to #124 - monsoons (03/27/2014) [-]
many thanks! my reward, some green
#123 to #121 - theroflcer (03/27/2014) [-]
You mean Martian Manhunter.
#126 to #123 - monsoons (03/27/2014) [-]
thank you kind sir have a thumb
#132 to #121 - thetoastergod (03/27/2014) [-]
That's J'onn J'onnz, the Martian Manhunter.
#23 - ibschmitty ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
#30 - typeonegative (03/26/2014) [-]
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User avatar #63 to #30 - krobeles ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
Somebody needs to add a "Thats my fetish" or "Rape time" at the buttom of this!
#139 - nyanturtwig (03/27/2014) [-]
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#42 - zoralink (03/26/2014) [-]
batman is the best superhero but not because he'd win in a fight or in a race.
batman is the best superhero but not because he'd win in a fight or in a race.
User avatar #64 to #42 - angelooo (03/26/2014) [-]
Then why?
#71 to #64 - matoromahri (03/26/2014) [-]
because he's batman
User avatar #69 to #64 - zoralink (03/26/2014) [-]
Batman is more meaningful. The silent, ominous attitude strikes a chord with people in a way superman and flash can't.
User avatar #86 to #69 - toosexyforyou (03/26/2014) [-]
I disagree
User avatar #91 to #86 - zoralink (03/26/2014) [-]
well, he's a symbol for a part of humanity that isn't expressed often, and he's definitely more relatable than superpowered heroes.
Batman has a more thoroughly developed character with more mixed motives and less of a boy-scout moral code. so yeah, I think batman's more meaningful even if Kane didn't realize it in the beginning.
User avatar #104 to #91 - mydogpikachu (03/27/2014) [-]
i disagree too, i think Superman is the best at least in the DC Universe.
User avatar #171 to #104 - zoralink (03/27/2014) [-]
superman is overpowered. he's the most clear-cut and probably the got the best morals, but Batman is more interesting.
#72 to #69 - angelooo (03/26/2014) [-]
I knew that already, I just wanted to get a notification because I haven't gotten one in months, the only thing is I didn't get to log out and then in to hear the pop.
User avatar #74 to #72 - markipliergame (03/26/2014) [-]
dont worry baby im here for your needs
User avatar #92 to #74 - angelooo (03/26/2014) [-]
thank you.
User avatar #97 to #72 - ilikethisusername ONLINE (03/27/2014) [-]
pop pop pop watching motha ****** drop.
#73 to #72 - zoralink (03/26/2014) [-]
dat pop tho
dat pop tho
#152 to #72 - burdenedsoul (03/27/2014) [-]






hey, angeloo.... *pop*
#102 - tiberioustyphr (03/27/2014) [-]
Flash can vibrate his molecules so fast he can phase through solid objects. That would only stop him for a couple of seconds.
Flash can vibrate his molecules so fast he can phase through solid objects. That would only stop him for a couple of seconds.
User avatar #111 to #102 - theberserker (03/27/2014) [-]
There was a movie that came out a year back or so where where there is an object clamped around (or most likely through) flashes arm that he can't shake off though.

I don't remember if he couldnt shake it off because he was worried about hurting innocents or not though......
User avatar #135 to #111 - mrbuu (03/27/2014) [-]
it was batmans idea only used to kill. the flash could vibrate out of it,but the problem is it woulod explode near after killing him. he vibrated through iceberge that bought him enough time to excape the blast radius. or he couldn't vibrate out and the ice slowed it down enough so he could either way.
User avatar #117 to #111 - roxasbaby ONLINE (03/27/2014) [-]
It was in the Flashpoint Paradox. It was a goo like future substance created by that evil guy who made himself into a nega-flash. Flash trapped him into the goo as well to try to get him to disarm it, but Professor Professor man wouldnt do it. Flash then whirlwinds the goo with the bomb in it, into the atmosphere where it detonated safely. Or something along those lines.
User avatar #116 to #111 - tiberioustyphr (03/27/2014) [-]
I think if it came off him, or he stopped running something blew up
#107 - superbla (03/27/2014) [-]
Hurr durr I'm Batman
User avatar #148 to #107 - gelind (03/27/2014) [-]
technically if batman had the kryptonite and hit the sun superman wouldve lost his powers
#154 to #148 - crazynik (03/27/2014) [-]
mind explaning how to me?
User avatar #165 to #154 - gelind (03/27/2014) [-]
Idk thats how it works, kryptonite in a large fusion reactor would essentially kill superman or something like that. I read that once at least. google it if youw ant to know more
#100 - benderisgreat (03/27/2014) [-]
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User avatar #68 - zarcos (03/26/2014) [-]
So the Flash wins because he vibrates out of that and easily still beats batman?
#101 - mydogpikachu (03/27/2014) [-]
but, superman doesn't immediately die to kryptonite, he can withstand it for a while, and yea i know there are 5 pieces in his ass, but it looks like like they are racing in daylight, so i would think superman would be strong enough to pull them out of his has and continue the race. But really i do sound like an ass right now.
#7 - fluffyraptorr ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
I'm goddamn batman!
I'm goddamn batman!
#155 - notalurker (03/27/2014) [-]
Just thought I'd post an actual race between Flash and Supes. I just had this **** on hand for some reason.
#130 - anon (03/27/2014) [-]
tbh, Flash could probably crawl faster than Batman running
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