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Bear with me, guys.

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Gillette metwo mor:
EDD LN ma M ll
Killed 99 bears"
a fact that it actually accomplished, ahnuld he put
My favorite part la "We hope he has gene to rest."
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A warning, and a prayer.
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#30 - gibroner ONLINE (06/07/2014) [-]
that's even more impressive when considered how skilled bears are with light sabers
that's even more impressive when considered how skilled bears are with light sabers
#91 to #30 - dublies (06/07/2014) [-]
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#7 - ninjabadger ONLINE (06/07/2014) [-]
The 100th bear still roams this earth, searching for his vengeance so that he too may rest.
#94 to #22 - John Cena (06/07/2014) [-]
#1 - evilhomer (06/06/2014) [-]
He killed them with his bear hands.
I'm not even apologizing for that one
#52 to #1 - goll ONLINE (06/07/2014) [-]
#82 to #1 - cresil (06/07/2014) [-]
muricans' and their right to bear arms
User avatar #87 to #1 - ponchosdm (06/07/2014) [-]
invader zim artstyle!
#97 to #1 - ryuktg (06/07/2014) [-]
Why aren't you all playing this game?
User avatar #2 to #1 - ishallsmiteyou (06/06/2014) [-]
go to hell.
#27 to #1 - zerrochi (06/07/2014) [-]
That was truly an unbearable pun
#3 to #1 - John Cena (06/06/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** the right to bear arms
User avatar #6 to #3 - iamnuff (06/06/2014) [-]
close, damn close, but no points for a wolf.

#24 - Deavas (06/07/2014) [-]
the worst part is the dates
he was 86 years old
that means he probably died of old age before getting to that 100th bear, instead of while fighting one
he died unfulfilled
he did not make it to Valhalla
User avatar #59 to #24 - Furubatsu (06/07/2014) [-]
Valhalla is a Christianised concept of Viking lore, before then all Vikings went to Hella
User avatar #61 to #59 - honkan (06/07/2014) [-]
Could you elaborate that statement? I'm Norwegian, but I've never heard of that before. Is Hella similar to, or a counterpart to Hel?
User avatar #62 to #61 - Furubatsu (06/07/2014) [-]
I think it's the same as Hel just the version I've heard. From what I understand before Christianity came along, all Viking had the same afterlife, for good or bad. But then Christians began tweaking the Nordic faith to help them into converting by doing things like turning Loki into a satanic figure as opposed to chaotic neutral, or creaking Valhalla as a counterpart to heaven.
#38 to #24 - datmine ONLINE (06/07/2014) [-]
Oh dont worry.
He is probably running around eating bear babies as a skeleton now.
#56 to #24 - frostbeard (06/07/2014) [-]
He might have died a sick man, but he had 99 battles with bears and perhaps even more and that amount might be enough to enter the halls
#67 - roegath (06/07/2014) [-]
His last moments... And theirs
His last moments... And theirs
#11 - infinitereaper (06/07/2014) [-]
i like bears
i like bears
User avatar #88 to #11 - commontroll (06/07/2014) [-]
He didn't.
User avatar #18 to #11 - soviettbear (06/07/2014) [-]
And bear like you.
User avatar #36 to #11 - psykobear (06/07/2014) [-]
We enjoy you as well.
#70 to #49 - galkawhm (06/07/2014) [-]
Is that Udyr?
User avatar #74 to #70 - tankerdude (06/07/2014) [-]
no that's his Dadyr
#28 - crazymannequin (06/07/2014) [-]
Wow 99 bears that is very grizzly ..... I'll see myself out
#19 - ferndizzle (06/07/2014) [-]
bears face when they saw this guy strolling through the forest.
User avatar #12 - sovietrussianbear (06/07/2014) [-]
What the bear did you just bearing say about me, you little salmon? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Bears, and I’ve been involved in numerous bear raids on Bear-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed mauls. I am trained in bear warfare and I’m the top salmon-catcher in the entire bear armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another salmon. I will wipe you the bear out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in these Woods, mark my bearing words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the bearternet? Think again, salmon. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of bears across the Woods and your scent is being traced right now so you better prepare for the bearstorm, salmon. The bearstorm that wipes out the beariffic little thing you call your life. You’re bearing dead, salmon. I can be anybear, anytime, and I can maul you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bear hands. Not only am I extensively trained in bear-armed combat, but I have access to the entire bearsenal of the Woods and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable gills off the face of the Woods, you little salmon. If only you could have known what unbearly retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your bearing gills. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn salmon. I will **** honey all over you and you will drown in it. You’re bearing dead, salmon.
#15 to #12 - kranske (06/07/2014) [-]
this was glorious
#60 - maxey (06/07/2014) [-]
And then there is the 100th bear waiting for his bear-friends which will never come...
#47 - auryn (06/07/2014) [-]
Where I come from killing others with an unfair advantage such as gun is not considered badass, but cowardly.

Besides, bears are pretty neat. No reason to kill them, 'kind of' an asshole thing to do.
#93 to #47 - ncsutroll (06/07/2014) [-]
no reason to kill them, except for ya know, eating them, trading pelts, and surviving during that time. They didn't have a whole lot of convenient stores in the 1800s, and nothing in low populated areas.... so take that "immorality" and shove it
#110 to #93 - auryn (06/07/2014) [-]
Survival wasn't dependant upon bears.

And about bear hunting history in North America:

"...In 1818, a “War of Extermination” against wolves and bears was declared in Ohio.[15] Bear pelts were usually sold for 2-20 dollars in the 1860s.[4] Between 1850 and 1920 grizzly bears were eliminated from 95% of their original range,..."

Plus I don't see how killing them for trading their pelts would make it any less immoral.
#111 to #110 - ncsutroll (06/08/2014) [-]
2-20 dollars was a ******** of money back then. we have no idea what this man did for a living and it wasn't like you could just go get a job managing a store or something back then, the thought that hunting/killing an animal is hippy BS, if the animal was used, then so be it. As it is today in many areas bears are overpopulated again. TL;DR - bear is delicious
User avatar #57 to #47 - caesarslegion (06/07/2014) [-]
The Bear has an unfair advantage of being ******* huge and immensely strong. This guy used a musket of some kind, judging by his life span which is a one shot gun and if you miss the bear kills you. I'd like to see you take on a bear even with a gun.
#64 to #57 - auryn (06/07/2014) [-]
From a tactical point of view I'll take the ability to kill over distance anytime over being big, strong and having claws.


-Missing the shot does not automatically mean you'll get killed, the gun shot might very well frighten the bear.
- Muskets can be reloaded within a matter of seconds.
- Revolvers have been around since early-mid 19th century
- Other hunting tactics and utilities might have been used too (Bear traps e.g.)

Either way, for a human being, with a vast superior intellect and a technological advancement, to kill a lot of others creatures who haven't got this is not that impressive, in my opinion.

Let alone, the immorality.
User avatar #71 to #64 - noooooooooo (06/07/2014) [-]
Well bears were not seen as good things back then, they used to promote killing bears because they were seen as a pest.

Also, bears are ridiculously fast and a single bullet won't necessarily kill one, especially if they are alerted and have adrenaline rushing through their bodies.
#76 to #71 - auryn (06/07/2014) [-]
#105 - Thundergod ONLINE (06/07/2014) [-]
This has been LURKING in my folder for this exact moment.
#104 - jakekel ONLINE (06/07/2014) [-]
Judgement day, he will rise again.
Judgement day, he will rise again.
#100 - dandlelion (06/07/2014) [-]
Mfw one bear shy of 100.
#63 - crim (06/07/2014) [-]
bear uprising.... sweeet
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