Bear Grylls grills
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sharius (09/15/2015) [-] What? First of all, that's wrong. Venus does not rain molten Iron. It's about half the temperature necessary for that. It does, however, rain some heavy metal compounds and lead can easily melt on the surface. Second, it's average temperature is 864°F, which we are absolutely nowhere near. I feel as though this is mostly bait or I'm missing something from the broken English, but here's a dose of science
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rockergamer (09/15/2015) [-] gonna need some context
why's our president hanging out with bear grylls?
did they drink their own piss yet?
why's our president hanging out with bear grylls?
did they drink their own piss yet?
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severepwner (09/15/2015) [-] In an alternate universe Obama doesn't go camping with Bear Grylls.
And then all the police officers were saved. It's beautiful, I'm going back there now.
And then all the police officers were saved. It's beautiful, I'm going back there now.
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sinonyx (09/15/2015) [-] the presidents PR guy is a ******* genius
which would make you like obama more? (think about the average person on the internet, so include reddit and tumblr)
"president obama kisses a baby"
"president obama sarcastically says 'thanks obama'"
"obama does blah with taxes"
"obama hangs with bear grylls"
which would make you like obama more? (think about the average person on the internet, so include reddit and tumblr)
"president obama kisses a baby"
"president obama sarcastically says 'thanks obama'"
"obama does blah with taxes"
"obama hangs with bear grylls"
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thesupervillian (09/15/2015) [-] He realised that the next election is even worse then when he was running and he decided that he needed to learn how to survive if **** hits the fan when one of the newest wave of presidential retards takes office.
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elementfall (09/15/2015) [-] "The story of how Trump kicked asses by infiltrating mariachi groups"
"Day 12: They still don't know what i meant by "trumpeter""
"Day 12: They still don't know what i meant by "trumpeter""
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muffincannibal (09/15/2015) [-] Oh hey, now that show has a helicopter ambulance on standby, civilization 5 miles away, and now it has an armored gun mountable helicopter ready to pick him up in case of emergency's , a briefcase for nuclear war, snipers positioned everywhere, patrols, body guards, and 5 attack jets at the nearest air base reserved for his defense.
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Gandalfthewhite (09/15/2015) [-] It's only Americans that have a problem with mexicans, we don't really come across them much in europe
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comradewinter (09/15/2015) [-]
Maybe because there is a massive ******* ocean between the two continents. Almost like how we struggle slightly more with refugees than the US does.
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muffincannibal (09/18/2015) [-] As someone who doesn't give a **** were you're from, I disagree.
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heartlessrobot (09/15/2015) [-] Because Bear Grylls wife would kill him if he didn't have all that on standby every episode.
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froggets (09/15/2015) [-] Jesus christ Obama, you're hanging with Bear Grylls! ALWAYS sniff the bottle just to be sure! you never know with Bear!
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papanoah (09/15/2015) [-]
behind the scenes:
secret service nearly everywhere. chemical radiation check on wild fish.
president is a double.
everybody walk the dinosaur.
wrong chat.
this is fj.
where arfe my teammates?
i smoked miod you *******
wait, this isnt de_dust
secret service nearly everywhere. chemical radiation check on wild fish.
president is a double.
everybody walk the dinosaur.
wrong chat.
this is fj.
where arfe my teammates?
i smoked miod you *******
wait, this isnt de_dust
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pikachustolemybike (09/15/2015) [-] Did they leave out the scene where secret service tests the salmon before Obama eats it?
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floran (09/15/2015) [-] teaching survival techniques to the president, I want to have his life
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rivensenpai (09/15/2015) [-] conservation, i dunno bout you but id rather have my food wrapped in clean moss than an old bag.
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anon (09/15/2015) [-]
"ALASKA IS THE LAND OF BEAR AND SALMON, WE HAVEN'T GOT BEAR [..]"
BUT HE IS BEAR.
BUT HE IS BEAR.
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askafj ONLINE (09/15/2015) [-] but what if he grills a girl while he's with a girl?
Bear Grylls grills grill with grill.
Bear Grylls grills grill with grill.
