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User avatar #22 - whiplasher (10/07/2013) [-]
Didn't Batman beat the whole Justice League?
User avatar #58 to #22 - kabasta (10/07/2013) [-]
I bet Deadpool could beat both of them.
User avatar #81 to #58 - whiplasher (10/07/2013) [-]
Because Deadpool is so overpowered it's not even fun anymore. Superman has kryptonite, what does Deadpool have? In my opinion, his powers and his goofiness make him annoying. I tried to read his comics but I just can't like him.

Although I'm a DC fanboy and that might influence my opinion.
#72 to #22 - anon (10/07/2013) [-]
no but he did stomp bronze league
User avatar #28 to #22 - larsravn (10/07/2013) [-]
Yup he did, made profiles on all of them on how they all could get killed.
User avatar #34 to #28 - itemexchange (10/07/2013) [-]
and they asked how they would beat him assuming he went bad and he said hte entire justice league maybe
User avatar #29 to #28 - whiplasher (10/07/2013) [-]
Mind telling me the source? I enjoy reading Batman comics, and I'd like to read that certain one.
User avatar #30 to #29 - larsravn (10/07/2013) [-]
I dont read the comics but its from the Justice League movie called Doom.

Its pretty good.
User avatar #31 to #30 - whiplasher (10/07/2013) [-]
Oh, nice. Apparently, the comic is called JLA: Tower of Babel. The movie was an adaptation.

Probably gonna read the comics, since I enjoy reading comics more (god I sound like a ******* hipster).
#37 to #31 - Chazola (10/07/2013) [-]
Actually, if you could find a direct link for my lifeless, lazy body to click and read up on it, I would greatly appreciate that.
Thanks beforehand, I'll thumb up your comments.
User avatar #40 to #37 - whiplasher (10/07/2013) [-]
Here, mate

You need to login to view this link

You can't read them online (at least not for free) but you can download them and read them using a cbr reader. I recommend Comic Rack, it's the best I ever used, and it also has an Android version, if you wanna read your comics on the go.
#95 to #40 - Chazola (10/07/2013) [-]
thanks man, I appreciate it!
User avatar #102 to #95 - whiplasher (10/07/2013) [-]
Not a problem, mate, not a problem.
User avatar #36 to #31 - scaratel (10/07/2013) [-]
you sound like someone who likes comics. Hipsters are deliberately anti-cultural to seem cool.
User avatar #41 to #36 - whiplasher (10/07/2013) [-]
Oh, thanks, mate. I'm no hardcore comic reader, but I enjoy some DC comics once in a while.
User avatar #47 - DiabloStrawhat (10/07/2013) [-]
In a battle between Batman and Superman, there are two possible outcomes.

1. Batman Wins
2. Superman loses

Both outcomes are equally likely.
#50 to #47 - jawmayo (10/07/2013) [-]
In a battle between Batman and Superman, there are two possible outcomes.

1. Batman Wins
2. Superman loses

Outcome one is more likely because superman gave Batman a kryptonite ring incase Superman was ever exposed to red kryptonite.
User avatar #52 to #50 - DiabloStrawhat (10/07/2013) [-]
Adding different colored kryptonite was the dumbest thing to ever happen in a DC comic.
#56 to #52 - dedaluminus (10/07/2013) [-]
Really? That was the dumbest thing to happen in DC comics? Not Matter-Eater Lad or Arm Fall Off Boy? Or the Hemo-Goblin, whose supervillain power was that he had AIDS and gave it to heroes by biting them? Or when they renamed Captain Marvel to Shazam! because of the possibility that they might get confused for a Marvel character?
User avatar #110 to #56 - DiabloStrawhat (10/07/2013) [-]
T be honest, I made this claim knowing it to be false, because I wanted other people to share their knowledge of dumb superhero stuff. Thanks for contributing!
#54 to #52 - jawmayo (10/07/2013) [-]
There's actually a pink kryptonite that turns him gay, just thought i'd say. :p
#63 - nextnextnextnext (10/07/2013) [-]
I don't particularily like this comic, because it implies Superman is an idiot and would do something rash after incinerating Batman in figure 1.

I know that Batman is a genious tactician and can 'buy' some 'powers' unaccessible to Superman, but the truth is that Superman premise (a near-immortal flying supersonic uber-mann who manipulates energy via his eyes and breath) is so silly that the writers need to dumb him down or make up even sillier Achilles heels for any crossover/matchup to be plausible.

I like the DC characters separately, but I can't bring myself to like DCU as a whole. Superman on his own terms is a quite cool concept - his backstory is classic and quite romantic, and he can be one to ask some philosophical questions like "to what extent can Superman use his powers?" etc. But not so much if thrown between a whole pantheon of other DC god-tier characters, where it all boils down to "would X beat Y in a man-o-mano".
User avatar #61 - mkchillin (10/07/2013) [-]
I'm a batman fanboy but I like Supes too and this argument shouldn't even exist. It's god vs a man in a costume. You can have all the Kryptonite and planning you want, you're still ****** by an invincible alien
User avatar #70 to #61 - romeosdistress (10/07/2013) [-]
An invincible alien with access to technology far beyond Batman's, and with far greater intelligence than him as well.
#38 - pennydragon (10/07/2013) [-]
"So he used his vast fortune to scour the Earth and all nearby space of any fragments of Kryptonite and then somehow put it all in his body so that if kicked into the Sun it would do something to me?"

"Didn't Bruce know that Kryptonite has a low range of effect and the Sun is both so far away and so much more vast than all the Kryptonite (or even the entire Earth) that this wouldn't have any effect what so ever on me?"

"All he has done is take my one weakness and destroy every trace of it that he could find. Hurt me? He's helped me! This is the greatest gift anyone has ever given me. I'm even more sorry that he died.... sorry that I killed him... oh my friend... why? Why did it come down to this?"

"This is why you did it, didn't you? You gave me everything you could, so I'd see how much you cared. You knew I'd remember you forever, and you knew that without Kryptonite or you to hold me in check that I'd need to always remember and regret resorting so quickly to violence."
#8 - mikhailovych (10/07/2013) [-]
Read Dark Knight returns
inb4 superman fanboys: "it's not canon!" "It was written by Frank Miller he's such a batman fanboy"
There has still not been a single incidence in comic books where Superman has won although I think he actually does win at the end of Injustice, I don't know I haven't read it
#23 to #8 - anon (10/07/2013) [-]
Superman kills Batman and Alfred gives superman a bloody nose.
User avatar #11 to #8 - toosexyforyou (10/07/2013) [-]
It's definitely the opposite. Batman fanboys are the ones going crazy about this. It's obvious that Superman would beat Batman and you quoting non-cannon comics just proves it,
#14 to #11 - quiescat (10/07/2013) [-]
it what sense thought. superman is basically the perfect boy scout morality wise ( no i dont know all the cannon its just the feel i get from the guy) . one of supermans biggest long running bad guys lex is basically ****** evil bat man. so in a world where some ones going to take out superman batman has a chance. i base this on the fact that superman is not a assassin, while he has the power to win the fight easy he wont fight that way. when it comes to batman he is hardly evil but, killing a super being that he sees as to destructive to deal with is less of a stretch.

all that ignores the fact this fight should never happen, is retarded to even try and reason out due to massive power differences different iterations of both characters have across all the comics
#26 to #14 - angelusprimus (10/07/2013) [-]
Only chance Batman has is if Superman is trying not to hurt him.
If it was a fight to the death, and Superman actually was trying to kill Batman, Superman could just fry him with his eyes from the orbit.
#120 to #26 - quiescat (10/08/2013) [-]
that's my point thought superman is not the Lazer beam your face off from orbit guy. hes going to take the time to talk you down. the character that superman is changes every thing about how a fight would play out. but i guess i will repeat my spoiler from last comment this fight changes depending on the batman/superman you use as across the comics and shows they both have vastly changes how powerful they are and what weaknesses they realistically might have. that changes the debate from **** ya superman wins, to instead what stick are you even using to try measure this with
User avatar #12 to #8 - LEAVEMYINTERNETZ (10/07/2013) [-]
Batman had help from robin and green arrow. also, superman was obviously going easy on him, plus he was weakened from the god damn nuclear bomb.
User avatar #27 to #8 - ThunderChunderFrom (10/07/2013) [-]
That book was trash. Frank Miller tries to completely re-define and weaken who Superman is, to give him a disadvantage.
The president order's Superman to get rid of Batman because he is keeping Gotham City safe? Why the **** would he listen to him? What purpose does it serve to eliminate Batman when he isn't a threat? Superman isn't the mindless drone that Frank Miller makes him out to be. This probably isn't the best source to quote Supes, but it defines him pretty well- "You're scared of me because you can't control me. You don't, and you never will. But that doesn't mean I'm your enemy."- Superman, The Man Of Steel.

You can try to argue that Batman has gadgets. The Phantom Zone Projector pretty much trumps all of Batmans **** .
Bruce Wayne is a genius. You think Superman's a retard?

InB4 "You're a Superman fanboy". I actually prefer batman, but the reality is Superman would beat Batman 9 out of 10 times. He's an Alien with super strength, super speed, super hearing.... super everything, hence the name "Superman".

TLDR? Go **** yourself with that ******** book, and your ******** "facts".
User avatar #19 to #8 - herecomesjohnny (10/07/2013) [-]
that wasn't really a fight to the death

also didn't it have the old fart shoot a kryptonite arrow in superman for him?
#24 to #8 - angelusprimus (10/07/2013) [-]
I did read Dark Knight returns.
Superman was on less then fraction of his power. Sun was blocked. Batman was in a power armor, robin attacked superman with a tank to distract him, and in the end it was Green Arrow that shot superman with gas kryptonite, to give batman about 10 seconds of beating on Superman before he collapsed.
Batman was going all out, Superman was trying not to hurt him.

And if we are going to be talking from authority of writers:
In Grant Morrison's JLA run Batman has said that if Superman really decided to go all out on them, JLA together would have about one in ten chance of stopping him.
User avatar #18 to #8 - angelious (10/07/2013) [-]
ẁell actually in canon comics superman has beaten batman about 9 times while batman has beaten superman twice.

and yeah dark knight returns not only ****** up supermans character is not canon

also it was green arrow that took superman down....
#15 to #10 - mikhailovych (10/07/2013) [-]
So a random blogger follows your point of view and disregards the fact that in the Dark Knight Returns Batman FAKES the heart attack, he was not trying to kill superman he was trying to disappear
This makes you totally right
#17 to #15 - sirbadass (10/07/2013) [-]
Everything in that post was factually true.

You, on the other hand, said "There has not been a single incidence in comic books where Superman has won" when it's actually very close to the opposite.

And whether Batman was faking in TDKR is irrelevant because it doesn't change the outcome of the fight. Either way, Batman did not beat Superman.
#64 to #17 - dangosevenonethree (10/07/2013) [-]
"I didn't have to go easy on you...I want you to remember that...I want you to remember the one man who beat you"
Dark Knight Returns

He totally did beat Superman.
User avatar #88 to #64 - ThunderChunderFrom (10/07/2013) [-]
Bad writing and character presentation to favour one over the other.
User avatar #53 to #10 - TheGodamnBatman (10/07/2013) [-]
Whats your name on Comicvine if you use it?
#16 - whatwhen (10/07/2013) [-]
**whatwhen rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at My Hero ** superman isnt that hard to defeat if u have kryptonite lol
why do people make such a big deal that batman beat superman
#21 to #16 - deemetaldragon (10/07/2013) [-]
**deemetaldragon rolled a random image posted in comment #38 at Here. Have some creepy dead animals. **just because Superman can get a little OP at times
User avatar #25 to #16 - skeptical (10/07/2013) [-]
All that muscle isn't for show
Even without his powers he'd probably be strong as Bane
User avatar #59 to #16 - IamSofaKingdom (10/07/2013) [-]
Superman, in canon, is now basically a god. He is called Superman Prime or something like that. The comic books do whatever they want and Superman is a character that can do whatever he wants so they just go ape **** with him and make us accept it.
User avatar #113 to #59 - whatwhen (10/07/2013) [-]
hes so much overpowered, but he has 1 weakness and writers think its totally ok
User avatar #35 to #16 - slugnugget (10/07/2013) [-]
lol no. Superman is extremely hard to beat even with kyptonite.
User avatar #114 to #35 - whatwhen (10/07/2013) [-]
i dont know about that.. wherever i have seen him fighting someone having kryptonite he becomes completely useless and the only thing villain lacks is a ******* gun
User avatar #116 to #114 - slugnugget (10/07/2013) [-]
he has become so strong in the comics that he flies around planets dodging big kryptonite asteroids and shrugging off kryptonite blasts
#66 - tacogrenade (10/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #67 to #66 - anonymoose (10/07/2013) [-]
Warning: People who watched that completely one sided video of people saying Superman would win are going to thumb you down.
User avatar #69 to #67 - garymotherfinoak (10/07/2013) [-]
**** i hated that
User avatar #71 to #69 - anonymoose (10/07/2013) [-]
Yeah, someone made a MASSIVE list of mistakes they made:
User avatar #74 to #71 - kyuubey (10/07/2013) [-]
Lol most of those mistakes where only because the DBZ series itself is inconsistent as **** . Even if we granted the mistakes Goku still comes nowhere near Superman's power.
User avatar #75 to #74 - garymotherfinoak (10/07/2013) [-]

Also here's a simpler comparison:

Goku can blow up a planet with 1 finger if he so desired.
Superman Cannot.
User avatar #77 to #75 - kyuubey (10/07/2013) [-]
Atleast they have a proper explanation for Superman's inconsistency, plus Superman has gone through far more writers, DBZ is such a pathetic mess despite the manga being written by one manga who also overlooked the anime.

Aside from that there is no feats of Goku ever blowing up planets let alone with one finger, the claims that he can are based on a strong ignorance regarding physics.
User avatar #91 to #77 - garymotherfinoak (10/07/2013) [-]
If vegeta in the 1st part of the anime can blow up a planet with 2 fingers, goku toward the end could certainly snap his fingers and destroy whatever the **** he wants.
User avatar #104 to #91 - kyuubey (10/07/2013) [-]
Woah man calm down, it's just a show.
User avatar #105 to #104 - garymotherfinoak (10/07/2013) [-]
Im havin some issues today, so i decided to vent it in that message than erase it, but accidentally clicked reply instead of cancel.

anyway, inconsistency is your only argument. isn't it hypocritical to think that Superman is consistent when he can be subdued by normal humans (under certain circumstances) yet he can move planets? the writers are merely excusing themselves by writing out different universes and timelines.
User avatar #106 to #105 - kyuubey (10/07/2013) [-]
It depends on solar radation. The less he has the weaker he becomes, it's a cop-out but forgivable after going through so many stupid writers who think they could do with superman whatever they want.

Either way i can't base things on unreliable things such as time skips, powerlevels or powerscaling. I need to see actual feats.
User avatar #107 to #106 - garymotherfinoak (10/07/2013) [-]
I think the fact that he went through writers that did what they wish with him makes the cop out non forgivable if anything.

The thing with dragonball z is, even though Goku has the ability to blow up planets with ease, he spends most of his time on earth, and likes living on earth (and living things in general), so he isn't fond of blowing up planets left and right especially if they have life on them. the best thing to do is to compare his strength to other characters and measure their feats. And when Goku does show off his strength, he has to divert his energy away form the environment so he doesnt end up destroying it.
User avatar #93 to #91 - kyuubey (10/07/2013) [-]
Vegeta has never shown any feat of blowing up a planet. The only time when he actually tried Goku goes Kaio-ken Times Four to stop Vegeta from doing so.

Despite seemingly getting billions of times stronger every saga they never seem to show any epic feats like destroying planets with a finger, showing how inconsistent and untrustworthy it is.
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User avatar #99 to #93 - vegeta (10/07/2013) [-]
"remember the bug planet kyuubey?"
aside from the bad TFS reference that's overused, planets are destroyed "like candy"
which brings me to my main point toward the end of the buu saga, kid buu displays his true power, he was not only fast enough to search planets seperated by millions of light years in a matter of seconds, he also destroyed said planets without even thinking.
Goku displays the ability to not only withstand the power that destroyed a thousand suns, but also the ability to move at the same rate.
the fastests superman could ever get to the sun is just a few minutes.
that's nothing compared to the pace at which majin buu moved, and nothing still compared to the speed of the instant transmission.
User avatar #101 to #99 - kyuubey (10/07/2013) [-]
Not sure what part you're referring to, could you provide me a source? Also the one of majin buu?
User avatar #108 to #101 - vegeta (10/07/2013) [-]
for vegeta destroying a planet

for kid buu destroying planets in just a short time, it's only a few, but it is implied he destroyed every planet on his way to the kai planet.
User avatar #109 to #108 - kyuubey (10/07/2013) [-]
The kid buu one is hardly convincing. Instant transmission =/= speed.

Also your claim about superman having to take minutes to travel to the sun is simply a flat out lie. In All-Star Superman, the Man of Steel raced to Alpha Centauri and back within seconds just to pick flowers for Lois before she finished her sentence to him. Now, Alpha Centauri is 4.367 light years away from Earth. Superman went there and back (8.734 light years) in 20 seconds. How do I know it was 20 seconds? Well, using the animated film (since in the comic, it was a single panel), I timed the second he was offscreen to the second he reappeared onscreen, which turned out to be 20 seconds long. fast did he have to be going to get to Alpha Centauri, pick flowers, and get back in 20 seconds? Let's do the math...

If Superman traveled 8.734 light years, then he traveled 513,428,174,000,000 miles (513.4 trillion miles). If we divide that number by 20 (the time it took him to get there and back) then he was traveling at a speed of 25,671,409,000,000 miles per second (25.6 trillion miles per second). That's 92,417,072,400,000,000 miles per hour (92.4 quadrillion miles per hour).

And that's 137,809,097 times the speed of light. Not to mention, he can vibrate his molecules so fast that he can vibrate through anything.
User avatar #111 to #109 - vegeta (10/07/2013) [-]
Hm... that is fairly Overpowered I'd have to say he might actually win that one. Then again if superman is god what chance would goku have.
I suppose, what people are really looking for in a goku vs. superman fight is a fair fight.

And with how overpowered superman truly has become, and with the large number of various writers, it just seems to be an impossibility. Though there is one thing superman will never have over goku, goku's infinite potential. If he were to survive a fight with superman, the next time they squared off, goku would be on or above superman's level. of course goku wouldn't be as strong or even as formidable against superman, but then again he hasn't been put up against a person who can perform the feats superman does.

I'd also like to point out the insult you delivered about how "poorly" dbz was written.
it may not be perfect, but I wouldn't want it any other way. I'm not a fan of superman, but I can admit he'd be stronger. You got the facts on your side, but if there is one thing shown in DBZ it's that it doesn't matter how hard you can hit, it matters how hard you can get hit, and keep going. I'd say for a show made out of a parody of journey to the west, it is written extremely well. it evolved with one person, instead of changing rapidly between writers. You can say Superman is stronger all you want, but I don't want to hear another insult toward my childhood.
User avatar #112 to #111 - kyuubey (10/07/2013) [-]
There seems to be this tendency to think that if a character is stronger it means he is automaticly better. I mean even if Superman is stronger than Goku, so what? Doesn't change how you look at him as a character right? Although i don't think you can compare the characters since they're completely different in personality (even superman alone has many different versions and personalities ranking from generic boyscout to an incredibly deep and complex man)

I've never liked DBZ, probably never will. But one thing i do very much admire about the anime is how it's about overcoming your limits, while i think it has been done better in other anime DBZ was really the first who did that.
User avatar #85 to #77 - tacogrenade (10/07/2013) [-]
I agree on the whole dbz being a mess but ... seriously.. cmon you dont need prove that goku can blow up planets to know he can blow up planets... Broly DID destroy planets with one small energy blast... and guess who defeated him....
User avatar #87 to #85 - kyuubey (10/07/2013) [-]
Goku defeats Broly by focusing all the power the Z Warriors gave him into one punch. But if we were to use outside help in this battle then oh boy just wait till you see the entire justice league.
User avatar #89 to #87 - tacogrenade (10/07/2013) [-]
..... Goku becomes a million times stronger after the buu saga, i believe Broly was around Cell saga.... Im saying MAX goku is stronger than MAX superman.... I just wanna see this sooo called God like superman everyone is crying about...
User avatar #92 to #89 - kyuubey (10/07/2013) [-]
In the Buu saga Buu's biggest feat was also destroying a planet, and even then Goku was incapable of beating Buu without team effort.

I assume you're refferring to Superman prime 1 million. He's omnipresent, omnipotent can create matter and life, owns the most powerfull green lantern ring, is immune to kryptonite, gets his source from the 5th dimension. He's basicly god in that state.
User avatar #96 to #92 - tacogrenade (10/07/2013) [-]
Soooo if all this non sence is true... How in the ******* world does BATMAN have ANYYYY chance in defeating Superman....... Your basicly telling me batman can defeat goku, and if thats what your telling me, well then. Dont know what your high onn, but i want it...
User avatar #97 to #96 - kyuubey (10/07/2013) [-]
I never said batman could defeat superman. In fact Goku has probably a far bigger chance in that.
User avatar #78 to #77 - kyuubey (10/07/2013) [-]
*one man
User avatar #68 to #67 - tacogrenade (10/07/2013) [-]
ehh i would think is because you really cant compare dbz characters to anyone... Considering Krillin or or even Yamcha would be strong enough to defeat Superman...

But theirs definitely NOOO chance, Superman can even touch Goku ahaha

Dont mind the red thumbs tho..
User avatar #76 to #68 - Darianvincent ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
Don't make false claims if you don't even know how ridiculously strong Superman is. In some forms Goku is literally nothing to him as he transcends reality itself.
User avatar #80 to #76 - tacogrenade (10/07/2013) [-]
How tho.. Goku is stronger and faster than Superman... But thats because the show needed him to be like that... Dont be a stupid Superman fan boy claiming thiers NOOO PROVE Goku is stronger while theirs multiple episodes Goku going insanely powerful (sj1-2-3)... He goes up against a ******* GOD in a recent movie...
User avatar #84 to #80 - Darianvincent ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
I've seen all of Dragon ball and DBZ. (GT doesn't count because it's **** .) The strongest version of Superman is literally beyond seemingly godlike characters. He is omnipotent (However OP it may be, but there are some marvel characters like him) Goku at his strongest wouldn't stand much of a chance, don't be a stupid DBZ fanboy. If you only know one side of this you're clearly biased. I love Goku as a character and he still stands as a favorite MC in anime of mine, pure of heart but willing to do what needs to be done for the good of all. (Except there's dragon balls so who cares who dies right? Oh no big deal the earth just got destroyed again.)
User avatar #86 to #84 - tacogrenade (10/07/2013) [-]
I said HOW THOOOOO show me where he becomes this sooo called GOD like super hero..... Didnt Dooms day **** em him upp Even Alfred landed a straight punch to da face... Im telling you that Goku is OP and all your telling me is..... rofl nop..
User avatar #94 to #86 - Darianvincent ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
Oh god what an idiot. Yes prove even more you know nothing about the DC universe by quoting things you saw on FJ from injustice. Here's a summary of why you're wrong.
User avatar #98 to #94 - tacogrenade (10/07/2013) [-]
Thats bs ... I wanted Fights between a villian or something. To me its just a bunch of fake power levels... I admit dbzs power lvls are ridiculous... Every fight pushed Goku to his limits and became stronger because of it (Buu, Cell, Freza)... Who does Superman fight to become this godd?? This time without getting so butthurt ahaha
#100 to #98 - Darianvincent ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
You just aren't worth it. And it's hard to accept the fact there's so many people like you in the world. Read the entire thing and process that or read Superman comics, but stop claiming things without even bothering to check if you're right or wrong.
User avatar #115 to #100 - tacogrenade (10/07/2013) [-]
What a compelling argument...
User avatar #83 to #66 - mussyo (10/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #90 to #66 - ThunderChunderFrom (10/07/2013) [-]
They would both go easy on one another, Goku would fight like it was a fun game, and it would take 50 episodes.
User avatar #119 - siris (10/08/2013) [-]
i think my favourite touch is how Bruce went the whole way and made the bat-symbol project on the sun.
User avatar #73 - masterof (10/07/2013) [-] batman v superman

sauce is dark knight returns part 2 i recommend part 1 as well
#60 - anon (10/07/2013) [-]
The only way Superman wins is if it's completely and entirely unprovoked. And even then, Batman will probably win. Because he plans on being betrayed, because the Dark Knight is always ready.
User avatar #45 - Whatwhat (10/07/2013) [-]
anyone got a site I can read Injustice on?
User avatar #43 - merrymarvelite (10/07/2013) [-]
God damn it, it's not about who would win every time.

It's about the fight.
User avatar #42 - viscerys (10/07/2013) [-]
Batman beat Superman in the Dark Knight Returns.
User avatar #44 to #42 - morbidbreath (10/07/2013) [-]
no he didnt you piece of **** . read it again.
User avatar #48 to #44 - viscerys (10/07/2013) [-]
Watch the movie my dumb-as-brick friend.
User avatar #49 to #48 - morbidbreath (10/07/2013) [-]
I dont want to my stupid cunt of a buddy.
User avatar #51 to #49 - viscerys (10/07/2013) [-]
Well you retarded **** , you have no say in whether or not Batman beat Superman in the Dark Knight Returns. (On the other hand, I recommend it. It's a good movie.)
User avatar #79 to #42 - Darianvincent ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
Really? A story written by Frank "Batman fanboy" Miller where Superman was portrayed out of character? You're kidding me. Too bad that wasn't canon either.
#39 - xexion ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
Doesn't Superman already have troubles with a normal human, who's rich? Lex Luthor
User avatar #57 to #39 - deadadventurer (10/07/2013) [-]
How many times haw ********* stood in front of Luthor with free capability to just punch his skull to dust in a single hit?
#118 to #57 - xexion ONLINE (10/08/2013) [-]
Yea and how many times has Luthor done something underhanded to get the advantage? Now Luthor's pretty pathetic compared to Batman.
#7 - crzylion (10/07/2013) [-]
Reinvented by= mad MS paint cut and copy skills
User avatar #1 - demigodofmadness (10/06/2013) [-]
And then Superman goes into an underground bunker for a week and is fine.
#20 to #1 - xchocolatethunderx (10/07/2013) [-]
Superman needs the sun for his powers and to heal. Underground bunker = lack of sun.
User avatar #32 to #20 - demigodofmadness (10/07/2013) [-]
>Superman survives in the bunker for a week not healing
#82 to #32 - xchocolatethunderx (10/07/2013) [-]
He's already exposed so he's weakened and melting, which means he can't use his superspeed to get to a bunker in time and is going to die within the next few minutes. He started melting within a minute of being exposed so I doubt he can make it much longer. You're a typical Superman fanboy who thinks he's the almighty superhero who can do and survive anything.
User avatar #117 to #82 - demigodofmadness (10/07/2013) [-]
Actually I'm not a superman fanboy, clearly my lack of knowledge of what's going on should show that.
#2 to #1 - sirhyden (10/07/2013) [-]
He's already started to melt you ******* retard.
User avatar #13 to #2 - gustaviaable (10/07/2013) [-]
And Superman don't die instantly

He die if he's exposed to it long enough
User avatar #3 to #2 - demigodofmadness (10/07/2013) [-]
He's not going to die before he can get somewhere safe you dumbass.
#9 to #3 - commit (10/07/2013) [-]
See, I can't speak for Superman here, but when I have my head already partially melted after a very short period of time, I don't usually feel my best. I don't think I personally would be able to reach safety from solar radiation within the approximately 2 seconds before part of a vital organ melted.
User avatar #33 to #9 - demigodofmadness (10/07/2013) [-]
Counter-argument, it would take 8 minutes before the radioactive light would reach Earth. That gives him 8 minutes before he even feels the effects of the kryptonite.

I don't know if Superman knows this, but if I know something will kill me I try to get away from it at all costs, regardless of if it seems futile.
User avatar #65 to #33 - legitlolz (10/07/2013) [-]
Alfred takes his sweet time delivering the note. By the time superman finishes reading it, the radiation is shown to have already reached him. Thereby negating his super powers, and slowly killing him.
User avatar #4 to #3 - sirhyden (10/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #5 to #4 - demigodofmadness (10/07/2013) [-]
It appears I have been beaten in this debate.
User avatar #6 to #5 - sirhyden (10/07/2013) [-]
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