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#3 - wertologist#257 on commentsRank#257

Reply+557

(12/06/2017)[-]

Way to spill his secret identity and tell his life's story, Supes.

#175 to #3 - lastgentleman#224 on commentsRank#224

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(12/07/2017)[-]

''Hey did you know about the guy that didn't invite me to his wedding?Yeah Bruce Wayne,guy's a dick,dresses as a bat and beats people up,unbelievable

#76 to #3 - batmanuel#259 on commentsRank#259

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(12/07/2017)[-]

Lois already knew Batman's secret identity from back when she and Bruce were an item.

#133 to #76 - leojxxitenah

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(12/07/2017)[-]

"Hi I'm Batman. Wanna know myyyy secret identity?"

#135 to #133 - batmanuel#259 on commentsRank#259

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(12/07/2017)[-]

I know you're quoting Robot Chicken, but it's a pretty big deal when she finds out. In my opinion, it adds an interesting new layer to her character insofar as Clark basically has conclusive proof that she can keep a secret, effectively costing him one of his few remaining excuses to not ask her out.

#136 to #135 - leojxxitenah

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(12/07/2017)[-]

I'm actually quoting HISHE (How It Should Have Ended), but maybe they were referencing Robot Chicken.

#140 to #136 - batmanuel#259 on commentsRank#259

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(12/07/2017)[-]

No, you're right. I'm just tired and was watching the RCDC special earlier, so that's probably why I got it backwards.

#79 to #76 - wertologist#257 on commentsRank#257

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(12/07/2017)[-]

Not the same universe.

#80 to #79 - batmanuel#259 on commentsRank#259

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(12/07/2017)[-]

Do I need to pull out any other versions of the continuity where they hook up, or do you get my point?

#81 to #80 - wertologist#257 on commentsRank#257

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(12/07/2017)[-]

>Keep referencing universes that aren't the one in question as if it's viable evidence.

Mate, I'm talking about the specific one where this comic takes place. If you're going to keep pulling **** from other universes then you might as well pull **** from the Gotham show. You're bound to get conflicting facts because they're all based in different universes. The key word is "different". As in, not the same.

She may have known in this particular comic/universe, but I have no way of knowing that from this cut-off. Superman might just be talking without saying the name, but he'd be painting a very clear picture for a reporter to figure out.

#83 to #81 - batmanuel#259 on commentsRank#259

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(12/07/2017)[-]

Well then, by that logic, how are you so sure that Supes is actually "spilling" anything if you don't actually know whether or not Lois knows in this universe?

#88 to #83 - wertologist#257 on commentsRank#257

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(12/07/2017)[-]

You're also glossing over how Superman is saying all this out in the open as people pass by. It'd be different if he were in a disguise where nobody would take notice, but if Superman walks by you, you tend to pay attention.

#89 to #88 - batmanuel#259 on commentsRank#259

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(12/07/2017)[-]

If Superman walked by me just talking to some woman, I'd assume it was a guy in a costume, especially if I saw him taking the elevator.

#90 to #89 - wertologist#257 on commentsRank#257

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(12/07/2017)[-]

Not likely. Especially in Metropolis. Supes and Lois are well known to be involved with each other in most universes(including this one since they're shown together). Not many people can imitate Superman as he's a big guy and just about everyone in Metropolis knows his face. In many universes(likely like this one), it's public knowledge that they are together. Lois is often in front of a camera due to her job so her face is everywhere and so is Superman's. If you saw them, you'd know who they were. Especially since they just ******* landed in front of the door. Your average Joe can't fly.

#97 to #90 - batmanuel#259 on commentsRank#259

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(12/07/2017)[-]

If I saw who-I-knew-to-be Superman out (presumably on a date) with who-I-know-to-be the woman of his dreams, the least I could do as a thank you for his repeatedly saving my entire species is afford him the same courtesy I'd afford any mortal man in that situation: stay out of his business.

#100 to #97 - wertologist#257 on commentsRank#257

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(12/07/2017)[-]

That may be what you would do, but I get the feeling you're only saying that to be an augmentative prick. That's still not how everyone else would react. Take a look at real life for example with just about any celebrity. They go anywhere public and they get mobbed by people. It'd only get worse for a guy who saves the whole city pretty much on a daily basis. Most people in the city adore him because of who he is and what he does.

#107 to #100 - batmanuel#259 on commentsRank#259

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(12/07/2017)[-]

-which is precisely why I'd be polite to him. On top of not wanting to be the 23,654th person to bother him for no real reason, I'd actually owe him my life several times over, albeit indirectly, unlike most celebrities who are ultimately just vapid cunts.

#109 to #107 - wertologist#257 on commentsRank#257

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(12/07/2017)[-]

>>#100

#110 to #109 - batmanuel#259 on commentsRank#259

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(12/07/2017)[-]

Would you want to go annoy someone you respect while they're out trying to live their life? That seems disrespectful, and by extension, totally illogical. I wouldn't want people getting in my face just because I was famous, so I wouldn't do it to famous people outside of backstage areas or conventions and other places allocated for the purpose of meeting celebrities.

#111 to #110 - wertologist#257 on commentsRank#257

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(12/07/2017)[-]

It doesn't appear that he's saving someone's life right now as he's just walking and not flying straight through the walls. You yourself just assumed they were on a date so by your own assumption he's not saving someone. People approach super heroes all the time in comics. Provided they aren't in the middle of a fight, they get approached. The post shows him walking casually with Lois and talking casually. He's not likely on his way to save someone's life as he wouldn't be taking his sweet time.

>I wouldn't want people getting in my face just because I was famous, so I wouldn't do it to famous people outside of backstage areas or conventions and other places allocated for the purpose of meeting celebrities.

>>#100 You keep saying what you would do but that's not what everyone does. In a world with super powered people, they get approached by fans/admirers regularly. You don't need to keep telling me what you would do. You've already told me three times what you would do. What you would do is irrelevant to what others end up doing. People approach Superman often.

#112 to #111 - batmanuel#259 on commentsRank#259

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(12/07/2017)[-]

Isn't this all something of a moot point since we see nobody anywhere near him until Batman and Catwoman are right next to them? I'm pretty sure he can notice if he's within earshot of a random civilian.

#113 to #112 - wertologist#257 on commentsRank#257

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(12/07/2017)[-]

They land right outside the door and you see people walking right by them. I also doubt that the building they walk into is empty. We don't see the lobby. Only the elevator. If it were in fact a date, that place would probably be packed.

#114 to #113 - batmanuel#259 on commentsRank#259

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(12/07/2017)[-]

Maybe he chose the spot for the privacy and that's why Bats is there as well? It's all just conjecture on our part without the additional context of the rest of the comic.

#115 to #114 - wertologist#257 on commentsRank#257

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(12/07/2017)[-]

Yeah, chooses a public building in the middle of one of the most thriving cities in the world for privacy. When Supes wants privacy, he either takes Lois on top of a random roof, the Fortress of Solitude, or her own damn home.

If Batman wanted privacy, why would he go into a well lit building when he could go to the Batcave, one of the most hidden and secure places on Earth?

#116 to #115 - batmanuel#259 on commentsRank#259

Reply0

(12/07/2017)[-]

I dunno. Maybe the writers are better at contemplative dialogue than they are at setting scenes? I just assume the complete issue frames it in a way that makes sense.

#118 to #116 - wertologist#257 on commentsRank#257

(12/07/2017)[-]

> I just assume the complete issue frames it in a way that makes sense.

It probably does, but that didn't stop you from referencing entirely different universes.

#87 to #83 - wertologist#257 on commentsRank#257

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(12/07/2017)[-]

Because as I just said, the context of this post isn't clear. If you don't know she knows, then you just assume she doesn't. You don't go into every comic and assume everyone knows a characters identity unless it's stated otherwise. Since one assumes she doesn't know, he's just spilling everything out. She doesn't say Bruce's name, but tells her exactly what happened. Tells her he lost his parents as a boy and lived in a mansion. Along with all the other details, that's a very easy trail for a reporter to follow. There is likely not many rich guys who lost their parents while young. I imagine a quick google search would pull up Bruce Wayne. Then boom. She figures it out.

I also never said I knew she didn't know. Read my words, man. I just assumed she didn't because it was not stated otherwise. You however, were so sure she was based on entirely different universes and tried to cite them as evidence. If you're going to cite other universes as evidence, then I'm going to cite the Flashpoint universe where Bruce dies as a kid and Lois never even knew him. So, if we're going to follow your rules, she doesn't know who he is.

#119 to #87 - batmanuel#259 on commentsRank#259

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(12/07/2017)[-]

>Implying the DCAU doesn't supercede all other continuities by default

#121 to #119 - wertologist#257 on commentsRank#257

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(12/07/2017)[-]

It doesn't. They may share various qualities, but you did not know if this comic did, but you were still claiming it to be true based on different universes.

#123 to #121 - batmanuel#259 on commentsRank#259

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(12/07/2017)[-]

Alright, that last one was a straight-up joke. It might not have been funny, but it was intended to be sarcastic. I didn't mean to offend you with the multiverse thing the way you apparently seem to have been, but since you seem so hung up on it I apologise for whatever stress it's caused you throughout our discourse.

#125 to #123 - wertologist#257 on commentsRank#257

Reply+8

(12/07/2017)[-]

It's all good.

#126 to #125 - batmanuel#259 on commentsRank#259

Reply0

(12/07/2017)[-]

Cool. What is wertology, anyway?

#127 to #126 - wertologist#257 on commentsRank#257

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(12/07/2017)[-]

The study of Wert.

#129 to #127 - batmanuel#259 on commentsRank#259

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(12/07/2017)[-]

I don't know what I expected.

#12 to #3 - yourevsyour#478 on commentsRank#478

Reply+348

(12/06/2017)[-]

I mean, Bats is telling Superman's backstory to an actual criminal . . .

#178 to #12 - createdjustnow

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(12/07/2017)[-]

"oh he's an alien from a dead world raised by a poor family" "i know exactly who that is then"

"oh he's a rich kid who watched his parents get shot in an alley who then lived alone with a butler in a mansion" "could be anyone"

#164 to #12 - heavenwave#433 on commentsRank#433

Reply0

(12/07/2017)[-]

It's not like cat woman could do anything with that information

#61 to #12 - caesarslegion

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(12/07/2017)[-]

>implying ******* catwoman could do anything to Superman.

#128 to #61 - batmanuel#259 on commentsRank#259

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(12/07/2017)[-]

I know ******* Catwoman would do some things to me...

#17 to #12 - Ruspanic

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(12/07/2017)[-]

it's cool, she already figured it out

Also they're getting married so it's not like Batman doesn't trust her

#149 to #17 - chaossniper

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(12/07/2017)[-]

if anything batman has a poor choice of female partners

#150 to #149 - Ruspanic

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(12/07/2017)[-]

yeah but tbh are there any better romantic options for him in Gotham?
All his female sidekicks are too young, Batwoman is a lesbian, Renee Montoya is a lesbian, Leslie Thompkins is an old lady, and most "normal" civilians wouldn't be able to deal with his double life. There aren't any other female heroes in Gotham that aren't affiliated with Batman, as far as I can remember, so that leaves only supervillains. He picked possibly the only female supervillain in Gotham who isn't evil or insane.

#66 to #17 - ehzio

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(12/07/2017)[-]

Wait I thought it was canon that Batman Mattie's Talia

#142 to #66 - admiralen

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(12/07/2017)[-]

She literally raped him, harvested his seed and then dumped the kid on him years later

#85 to #66 - Ruspanic

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(12/07/2017)[-]

He's slept with a lot of women lol

Catwoman and Talia are his most often-recurring love interests, but in the current continuity he and Talia don't seem to be on great terms. Probably because she's legit evil (unlike Catwoman) and can't be trusted. And also she raped him to make Damian