Batman is fun at parties. . The Kryptonite is near your heart. I tittel' t kmow if I' ll get it haters the wound classes. tss. Do me "e" -femur and the sense em
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Batman is fun at parties

The Kryptonite is near your heart.
I tittel' t kmow if I' ll get it
haters the wound classes.
Do me "e" -femur
and the sense emf humor.
DE! us' i: neth at davamand buy cine.
I Urge to shave the share to his heart ,
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#2 - soulkiller (01/30/2014) [-]
Now it's a penguin with a bow tie
#78 to #2 - nthmetal (01/31/2014) [-]
You think this is a game mother ****** ?
#29 to #2 - hybridxproject (01/31/2014) [-]
how the 			****		 did you think of this
how the **** did you think of this
User avatar #3 to #2 - pootismang (01/30/2014) [-]
This **** is why Funnyjunk is a legitimate website. This right here. Please tell me you made this and didn't steal it from 49redditumblrchangag.
#5 to #3 - anon (01/31/2014) [-]
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#4 to #3 - soulkiller (01/30/2014) [-]
jk, I really made it
User avatar #50 to #3 - toosexyforyou (01/31/2014) [-]
We all know this, we just don't care if other people prefer other sites.
#18 to #2 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (01/31/2014) [-]
Looks like Penguin was above Batmans nose the whole time.
#33 to #18 - ilikethisusername (01/31/2014) [-]
i chuckled.
i chuckled.
#67 to #18 - anon (01/31/2014) [-]
int you're name from betman too?
#9 - ilikethisusername (01/31/2014) [-]
****		 yeah batman.
**** yeah batman.
User avatar #59 to #9 - cloymax (01/31/2014) [-]
hoh **** that's cool
#81 to #9 - rabidaardvark (01/31/2014) [-]
They actually work?
They actually work?
User avatar #102 to #81 - ilikethisusername (01/31/2014) [-]
Same guy, I believe because of the design

BATMAN Batarang boomerang Real returning handcrafted bat boomerang
User avatar #101 to #81 - ilikethisusername (01/31/2014) [-]
yeah. some guy made a real batarang and it's actually big but it works though.
User avatar #1 - crutos (01/30/2014) [-]
batman is so badass

his brows form a bat
#75 to #1 - superintrovert (01/31/2014) [-]
He might be taking the bat theme a bit too far.
User avatar #11 to #1 - anonefgthree (01/31/2014) [-]
User avatar #12 - gearshift (01/31/2014) [-]
He's using ******* tweezers?

Of all the high tech **** he has stuffed into his pants and he uses tweezers.

Sorry, I find that kinda out of character for him not to have the exact gadget needed for the situation.
User avatar #66 to #12 - heathz (01/31/2014) [-]
hello, those are clearly battweezers
User avatar #22 to #12 - vatra (01/31/2014) [-]
Tweezers sound like the perfect tool for the job. Really the only thing I could possibly see being done different is using surgical forceps.
User avatar #23 to #22 - gearshift (01/31/2014) [-]
Eh, forceps on a bullet wound might just make the wound worst.

Then again it's superman we're talking about, infections probably don't even apply to him.
User avatar #24 to #23 - vatra (01/31/2014) [-]
Forceps are used to get out shallow bullets all the time. They come in prepackaged sterile packs. Rip it open, use it, toss it. How are large number of medical tools are now.
User avatar #25 to #24 - gearshift (01/31/2014) [-]
Ah, when I hear forceps I think a massive metal object used to hold ribs apart.

Not sure where I got that idea from.
User avatar #26 to #25 - vatra (01/31/2014) [-]
Oh, that's for autopsies and extreme things like open heart surgery. I think it still counts as forceps though.
User avatar #16 to #12 - myaccountisnew (01/31/2014) [-]
Yes tweezers. What would you prefer he use? He could probably have invented a 'Pull Kryptonite out of Super Man' machine and carry that around, but that's a rather specific thing. Tweezers are more flexible in use.
User avatar #17 to #16 - gearshift (01/31/2014) [-]
I'm just saying, he always seems to have the exact thing he needs as a stereotype.
User avatar #19 to #17 - tdogmeds (01/31/2014) [-]
Do you have any idea how often tweezers are the exact thing a person needs?
All the time.
#21 to #19 - gearshift (01/31/2014) [-]
Name one other time batman or any marvel heroes has used tweezers.
User avatar #27 to #21 - morskoj (01/31/2014) [-]
I don't want to.
#28 to #27 - gearshift (01/31/2014) [-]

...I have no response to that.
#35 to #21 - anon (01/31/2014) [-]
When tony stark plucks his eyebrows with tweezers offset.

User avatar #32 to #21 - kageshi (01/31/2014) [-]
User avatar #64 to #16 - angelious ONLINE (01/31/2014) [-]
he is a guy who carries around bat shark repellant just for the kicks...i would not be surprised if he had "pull kryptonite shards out of supermans chest-spray" in his back pocket
#30 - bombkief (01/31/2014) [-]
His chin doesn't even fit in the ******* frame
#56 - krazekaotik (01/31/2014) [-]
**krazekaotik rolled a random image posted in comment #13 at Vinne ** wut I buy with batmans money
User avatar #95 to #56 - catburglarpenis (01/31/2014) [-]
A fivehead?
#97 to #95 - krazekaotik (01/31/2014) [-]
**krazekaotik rolled a random image posted in comment #4702449 at Item's, Rares, Parties, and DJ 4Dm1n ** wut I do with fiveheads
#34 - triplexrated **User deleted account** (01/31/2014) [-]
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User avatar #89 to #57 - acemcgunner (01/31/2014) [-]
that's what arkmake city basically is..
#68 - FatherPedobear (01/31/2014) [-]
Superman is one of the few people whose taunts actually piss Batman off.
#38 - anon (01/31/2014) [-]
The funniest part is, Batman and Superman are disguised as one another in this scene. The reason "Batman" can't get the kryptonite out of "Superman"'s chest is because he's Superman, and weakened.
#39 to #38 - chewiewhatawookie ONLINE (01/31/2014) [-]
It was a good try.
#40 to #39 - thebigcountry (01/31/2014) [-]
Anon's not wrong....
Anon's not wrong....
#42 to #40 - chewiewhatawookie ONLINE (01/31/2014) [-]
Superman/Batman: Public Enemies Part 2 Watch all of it or skip to 6:09 if you have ADD.
#44 to #42 - thebigcountry (01/31/2014) [-]
I already knew the gif wasn't from that scene. It's just to prove that they've dressed up as each other before.
User avatar #46 to #44 - chewiewhatawookie ONLINE (01/31/2014) [-]
Why are you replying to me? Also, them doing it before ≠ them doing it in this scene. Watch the video.
User avatar #41 to #40 - ipartywithpedobear (01/31/2014) [-]
batman (bruce wayne) is human, therefore doesn't have any sort of special rejuvination powers.

Superman does.

If they were incognito during this scene, why would batman (kent clark) be worried about the wound closing before the retreiving the kryptonite, as he could simply use his super speed or lazer vision to reopen the wound and retrieve it?

even if he couldn't use his powers due to being under the influence of kryptonite, that wouldn't affect how fast superman (bruce wayne)'s wound is going to heal, since he would still need stiches, or atleast his wound would take a while to naturally heal.

So yea, no.

also, your gif isn't from this scene.
User avatar #43 to #41 - thebigcountry (01/31/2014) [-]
1) If they're disguised as each other then they need to pretend like they have each others powers.. So yes, he would need to pretend to be worried.

2)The gif isn't from that scene no, but it proves there is a point where they dress up as each other.

Your comment is pointless
User avatar #45 to #43 - ipartywithpedobear (01/31/2014) [-]
my comment is pointless?
You're making **** up now just to justify you being wrong.

I've seen this scene before (can't remember source though), and no, they aren't incognito.

stop being such a daft cunt.
#47 to #45 - thebigcountry (01/31/2014) [-]
Relax and breath deep breaths. No one needs to be all hot and bothered. I already told you it's not from the same scene and I knew that. My purpose was to show that I've seen it. I could give a flying **** if it's actually true.

Later bro. Enjoy yo rage
User avatar #48 to #47 - ipartywithpedobear (01/31/2014) [-]
then stop pulling **** out of your ass and being so ******* stupid.

User avatar #51 to #45 - chewiewhatawookie ONLINE (01/31/2014) [-]
>can't remember source though

Superman Batman: Public Enemies.
#96 - jonraytall (01/31/2014) [-]
Plot twist...
Plot twist...
#92 - tmdarby ONLINE (01/31/2014) [-]
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#88 to #80 - darknesincontrol (01/31/2014) [-]
Thanks for the creampie
#73 - grimmwaters ONLINE (01/31/2014) [-]
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#36 - acedamon ONLINE (01/31/2014) [-]
Wait...why would the wound close if there is kryptonite right there? Shouldn't that kind of stop his healing?
User avatar #65 to #36 - angelious ONLINE (01/31/2014) [-]
its just poisoneus to doesnt actually negate any of his powers or healing factors or anything like that.

he would definedly die if the kryptonite wasnt removed.but he could still lift more than anybody else on the planet
User avatar #37 to #36 - lordgeneral (01/31/2014) [-]
DC logic
User avatar #31 - cazabrow ONLINE (01/31/2014) [-]
I love how the top comment from last time this was posted is now in the content.
User avatar #49 - ilovemyguns (01/31/2014) [-]
I don't get it, what was humorous about saying "where's the flash when you need him"?
User avatar #53 to #49 - hamstergeddon (01/31/2014) [-]
It is just it is a dead-serious scene and Supers is still taking it rather light hearted, Bats is just going "If my hand moves an inch in the wrong direct, you die, can't you be a little more serious about this?"
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