Bathroom Monkey. . to get it and this pic Vi/ iii '!. I ever tell you bout the time I fought a monkey funnyjunk?
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User avatar #6 - theguywhoaskswhy (05/03/2014) [-]
I ever tell you bout the time I fought a monkey funnyjunk?
#9 to #6 - atomschlumpf (05/03/2014) [-]
Naah but actually I don't care
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User avatar #12 to #6 - kaitora (05/03/2014) [-]
Go on...
#10 to #6 - MonkeyManz (05/03/2014) [-]
U wut mate
User avatar #15 to #6 - leonhardt (05/03/2014) [-]
I fought an Alligator once.
Little **** was lurking by the Oil wells outside my grandparent's house. They live out in the countryside.
I was like 9, visiting for the summer. They let me play with my granddad's machete and go off into the woods and **** around.

Was playing Knights out by the Well, when a little juvie gator was like "yo, sup"
And I'm like "Holy **** ! A dragon!"
So I swung my machete at it, flew out of my hands, and splashed in the water next to it.
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I remember from animal planet that they can sprint real fast so I charged him as he was coming out of the water and grabbed him by the mouth. He was just a lil guy, so I picked him up, carried his thrashing ass home.

Was the first time I heard my Grandmother drop the F bomb.
User avatar #28 to #14 - theguywhoaskswhy (05/04/2014) [-]
*sighs* Fine... but I can't write out this story in 2000 Characters. I'll write it out, upload it to scribd and leave the link under my comment.
#16 - include (05/03/2014) [-]
Looks like I AM Monkey got your phone.
#17 to #16 - maxsexington (05/03/2014) [-]
I R not monkey I R Baboon
#19 - anusraper (05/03/2014) [-]
father ?
User avatar #18 - cezand (05/03/2014) [-]
Thats some.. monkey business
#2 - phaegitt (05/03/2014) [-]
This confirms that not all blacks steal!
User avatar #22 - swampwaterjack (05/03/2014) [-]
op to friend
"hey did you see a guy in a monkey costume around?"
"no, why?"
"look at this" *shows picture*
"haha"
i bet you thought that the guy in the costume was some dead kid
or, ya know, you didnt
either way i have an erection
#25 - Zanchoff (05/03/2014) [-]
tfw I live alone.
User avatar #23 - fourtwentt (05/03/2014) [-]
I call bull **** ...no ****** leaves a free phone
#11 - churchmansick (05/03/2014) [-]
Go pacers!
#1 - thecroppingguy (05/03/2014) [-]
I see the deeper meaning.
User avatar #26 to #1 - mrnaanbread (05/03/2014) [-]
I UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU MEAN!! THE MONKEY IS CALLED THE BATHROOM AND THE GUY LEFT HIS PHONE IN THE MONKEY AND HE'S ANNOYED THE MONKEY TOOK A SELFIE!! I CAN'T SAVE YOU FROM -18 THOUGH!!
#7 to #1 - rokulda ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
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#8 to #1 - lildo (05/03/2014) [-]
What?
User avatar #13 to #8 - Sacrifice (05/03/2014) [-]
He crops pictures (badly).

Hence why he named himself the cropping guy.
User avatar #21 to #8 - thepandaking (05/03/2014) [-]
it's like misterinvert RIP
that's his little thing
#4 - roosterking ONLINE (05/03/2014) [-]
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#24 - cyberkite (05/03/2014) [-]
This is fake, the guy uploading this got it from a friend, that is what you get whenb you copy reddit
User avatar #5 - vondraco (05/03/2014) [-]
What a cheeky monkey.
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