Bar adventures, please read description. This will be my series of actions that happened during my work in a bar in southeastern Romania. All of the stories dep Rollo the viking warrior
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Bar adventures, please read description

Bar adventures, please read description. This will be my series of actions that happened during my work in a bar in southeastern Romania. All of the stories dep

This will be my series of actions that happened during my work in a bar in southeastern Romania.
All of the stories depicted are true, seen with my own eyes.
Since I first posted this on 4chan, I will post it here as well. But, first posts will be from an anonymous account - I don't need your thumbs. I need you to be this warrior.

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#62 - mattdoggy (05/08/2014) [-]
Killed a man and then brought him back to life just so he could fully appreciate the situation    
9/10 would select as my champion
Killed a man and then brought him back to life just so he could fully appreciate the situation
9/10 would select as my champion
User avatar #17 - thelizardlord ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
"I KILLED YOU, I BROUGHT YOU BACK TO LIFE, RESPECT ME"
I swear to god I laughed for a solid minute.
If I didn't thumb this up I'd do FJ a disservice.
User avatar #12 - BerryLicious (05/08/2014) [-]
Slightly relevant.
We have a massive gyppo problem in Old Blighty (we tend to call this kind Pikeys) and they just turn up whenever they want and cause all kinds of **** . Last time I was at the pub back at home (currently away at university) some pikey comes in, after last orders and demands that other patrons buy him a drink, claiming to the owner that he only came in for a piss. when he was refused service, he called us all racists and tried to start a fight.
My mate that I was drinking with is a smallish chap, slender and about my 5'6. he's a blackbelt, does kickboxing, bouldering and amateur wrestling. The pikey thought it was a good idea to threaten him with a tiny knife he probably had hidden up his arse and wound up in the back of an ambulance, screaming about how we're all racist. He was white, by the way. Like the rest of us.
#106 to #12 - hairysmellyanus (05/09/2014) [-]
>like the rest of us
I didnt know europe had rednecks
#87 to #12 - thelastelephant (05/08/2014) [-]
MFW pikeys
MFW pikeys
User avatar #3 - dawggz ONLINE (05/07/2014) [-]
Part Two coming soon.
User avatar #19 to #3 - beldepinda (05/08/2014) [-]
Pssssht, you forgot to logout
User avatar #85 to #74 - beldepinda (05/08/2014) [-]
Keep on going mate, I love the storys!
#21 - huffe ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
moar plox
User avatar #55 to #30 - huffe ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
suhweet!
#96 - rabidaardvark (05/08/2014) [-]
It takes a special kind of badass to bring someone back just to inform them that you killed them
It takes a special kind of badass to bring someone back just to inform them that you killed them
User avatar #109 to #96 - dawggz ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #54 - bakinboy (05/08/2014) [-]
"i killed you then brought you back to life"
thats the most badass thing ive ever heard
User avatar #88 to #84 - Sorrowscythe (05/08/2014) [-]
Pin this **** , bro.
User avatar #89 to #88 - dawggz ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
I posted as an anon because **** thumbs. Can't pin now.
User avatar #90 to #89 - Sorrowscythe (05/08/2014) [-]
Aight.
#28 - stimtheone ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
Picture relevant as ****
#53 - Rascal (05/08/2014) [-]
What did the "I've done martial arts for 11 years, 1.80m 85kg" have to do with anything? That just seems completely irrelevant considering the story was about Rollo.
#63 to #53 - Laver (05/08/2014) [-]
He says he can't be violent and had to hold himself back. There's a difference between a little stick man holding himself back and a trained, in-shape fighter holding himself back.
User avatar #23 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
This guy sounds ******* awesome, will some of your stories include him?
User avatar #103 - iizsimon (05/09/2014) [-]
''I KILLED YOU, I BROUGHT YOU BACK TO LIFE, RESPECT ME.''

jesus christ holy **** what the ****

holy **** this is good we need more
User avatar #107 to #103 - dawggz ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
#66 - skullball ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #118 to #66 - dawggz ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
#79 - prodick (05/08/2014) [-]
Dude's not that far away from his 'namesake'
Dude's not that far away from his 'namesake'
User avatar #113 to #79 - dawggz ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
#64 - luciuseternal (05/08/2014) [-]
"I KILLED YOU, I BROUGHT YOU BACK TO LIFE, RESPECT ME." MFW I read that
"I KILLED YOU, I BROUGHT YOU BACK TO LIFE, RESPECT ME." MFW I read that
User avatar #120 to #64 - dawggz ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
#72 - lookatmyhouseofwax (05/08/2014) [-]
Rollo seems like a nice guy
Rollo seems like a nice guy
User avatar #114 to #72 - dawggz ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
He is.
www.funnyjunk.com/Rollo+2+read+description/funny-pictures/5131629/

Posted as anon so sticky is impossible
User avatar #105 - mattyjay (05/09/2014) [-]
>his then-girlfriend

i got a lil scared for the dude then, but read they were married and got all fuzzy

im aware that if they broke up, dawggz would have written ex-gf
User avatar #125 to #105 - dawggz ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
User avatar #126 to #125 - mattyjay (05/09/2014) [-]
No worries, I've read it all. Amazing story bro. Real cool. Rollo (Theodore?) seems like a decent guy.
#127 to #105 - married (05/09/2014) [-]
I knew I saw a familiar name
#98 - Rascal (05/08/2014) [-]
rollo
User avatar #92 - WATCHAGUNADOBOUTIT (05/08/2014) [-]
make an account so i can subscribe, I don't want to miss posts
User avatar #111 to #92 - dawggz ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
#59 - swizzll (05/08/2014) [-]
Fake or not, that 			****		 was gold!  Although I'm pretty sure you can't make 			****		 like this up
Fake or not, that **** was gold! Although I'm pretty sure you can't make **** like this up
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