Bar adventures, please read description. This will be my series of actions that happened during my work in a bar in southeastern Romania. All of the stories dep Rollo the viking warrior

Bar adventures, please read description

This will be my series of actions that happened during my work in a bar in southeastern Romania.
All of the stories depicted are true, seen with my own eyes.
Since I first posted this on 4chan, I will post it here as well. But, first posts will be from an anonymous account - I don't need your thumbs. I need you to be this warrior.

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Submitted: 05/07/2014
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User avatar #17 - thelizardlord (05/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"I KILLED YOU, I BROUGHT YOU BACK TO LIFE, RESPECT ME"
I swear to god I laughed for a solid minute.
If I didn't thumb this up I'd do FJ a disservice.
#62 - mattdoggy (05/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Killed a man and then brought him back to life just so he could fully appreciate the situation    
9/10 would select as my champion
Killed a man and then brought him back to life just so he could fully appreciate the situation
9/10 would select as my champion
#12 - BerryLicious (05/08/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Slightly relevant.
We have a massive gyppo problem in Old Blighty (we tend to call this kind Pikeys) and they just turn up whenever they want and cause all kinds of **** . Last time I was at the pub back at home (currently away at university) some pikey comes in, after last orders and demands that other patrons buy him a drink, claiming to the owner that he only came in for a piss. when he was refused service, he called us all racists and tried to start a fight.
My mate that I was drinking with is a smallish chap, slender and about my 5'6. he's a blackbelt, does kickboxing, bouldering and amateur wrestling. The pikey thought it was a good idea to threaten him with a tiny knife he probably had hidden up his arse and wound up in the back of an ambulance, screaming about how we're all racist. He was white, by the way. Like the rest of us.
User avatar #3 - dawggz (05/07/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Part Two coming soon.
#21 - huffe ONLINE (05/08/2014) [+] (3 replies)
moar plox
#96 - rabidaardvark (05/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
It takes a special kind of badass to bring someone back just to inform them that you killed them
It takes a special kind of badass to bring someone back just to inform them that you killed them
User avatar #54 - bakinboy (05/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"i killed you then brought you back to life"
thats the most badass thing ive ever heard
#28 - stimtheone (05/08/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Picture relevant as ****
User avatar #16 - iamtheceej (05/08/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Moar plz.
#64 - luciuseternal ONLINE (05/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"I KILLED YOU, I BROUGHT YOU BACK TO LIFE, RESPECT ME." MFW I read that
"I KILLED YOU, I BROUGHT YOU BACK TO LIFE, RESPECT ME." MFW I read that
#53 - anonymous (05/08/2014) [+] (2 replies)
What did the "I've done martial arts for 11 years, 1.80m 85kg" have to do with anything? That just seems completely irrelevant considering the story was about Rollo.
#63 to #53 - Laver (05/08/2014) [-]
He says he can't be violent and had to hold himself back. There's a difference between a little stick man holding himself back and a trained, in-shape fighter holding himself back.
User avatar #23 - syntheticdoll ONLINE (05/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
This guy sounds ******* awesome, will some of your stories include him?
User avatar #103 - iizsimon (05/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
''I KILLED YOU, I BROUGHT YOU BACK TO LIFE, RESPECT ME.''

jesus christ holy **** what the ****

holy **** this is good we need more
#66 - skullball (05/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#79 - prodick (05/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Dude's not that far away from his 'namesake'
Dude's not that far away from his 'namesake'
#72 - lookatmyhouseofwax (05/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Rollo seems like a nice guy
Rollo seems like a nice guy
#71 - intradasting (05/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
**** was so cash
#56 - happypony (05/08/2014) [+] (1 reply)
HALLELUJAH!
User avatar #1 - hairyjonson (05/07/2014) [+] (2 replies)
thats the most metal **** i ever heard
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