Baby names. It's better than apple or le-a I guess. A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor 'bout her b coma brother sister denise Denephew Stupid names hospital
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Baby names. It's better than apple or le-a I guess. A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor 'bout her b

It's better than apple or le-a I guess

A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a
deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and
asks the doctor 'bout her baby.
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine.
Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He' s an idiot! What did he
name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn' t so bad, and what did he can the boy'?
Doctor: Denephew.
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User avatar #9 - fukkentyranitar (05/16/2014) [-]
Denephew sounds hood as **** .
#34 to #9 - symmiie (05/16/2014) [-]
Yo Denephew, my ****** where you been?!
#4 - brokentoaster (05/15/2014) [-]
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User avatar #54 to #4 - zeroqp (05/16/2014) [-]
why do people go ******* over seeing this fat bastards smug face? He got away with manslaughter and suddenly he's the hero? I know Trayvon supposedly smashed his face against the ground, but wouldn't you get defensive if you're a kid who suddenly gets stalked by an adult in the late evening and he just keeps following you? You either stand and fight, or you run.
User avatar #56 to #4 - potaetosak (05/20/2014) [-]
Can't flim flam the Zim zam.
#26 to #4 - swagbot (05/16/2014) [-]
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User avatar #1 - tazzerz (05/15/2014) [-]
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#40 to #1 - Rascal (05/16/2014) [-]
Chuckle is the most awful word in the English language,it sounds so stupid and idiotic..and ugly..
User avatar #43 to #40 - toensix (05/16/2014) [-]
After 'froth'. I hate that word so much.
#30 to #1 - syrianassassin (05/16/2014) [-]
enjoy
enjoy
#6 - ganondork (05/16/2014) [-]
Okay, I give. I chuckled.
#41 to #6 - Rascal (05/16/2014) [-]
Chuckle is the most awful word in the English language,it sounds so stupid and idiotic..and ugly..
#42 to #41 - ganondork (05/16/2014) [-]
Why would you say that anon-kun? Would you prefer it if I ********* ? Or chortled?
Maybe some guffawing is in order?
#10 to #6 - mindsculptorjace (05/16/2014) [-]
that face
that face
User avatar #5 - colourandshape (05/16/2014) [-]
Why couldn't you just say about instead of 'bout?
User avatar #7 to #5 - shadowsynergy (05/16/2014) [-]
'Bout is technically correct. The best kind of correct. Where as about is just normally correct. **** that...
#32 - vanderva (05/16/2014) [-]
**vanderva rolled image** Mfw i get that joke
User avatar #18 - theugandanhero (05/16/2014) [-]
this joke is older than cleopatras dusty old cunt
#22 to #18 - fapdaniels (05/16/2014) [-]
and just like this joke whenever I'm on my last resort i'm gonna dig it up and use it
User avatar #25 to #22 - theugandanhero (05/16/2014) [-]
Nice rebuttal
#12 - zyketor (05/16/2014) [-]
This joke is REAAAALLLYL old.

I mean old enough that back in 1992 before the internet was really used/common/etc, it was in almost every single one of those joke books you could buy.

How the hell could so many people never have heard it before?
#13 to #12 - Rascal (05/16/2014) [-]
Because it hasn't yet spread across the internet?
#14 to #13 - zyketor (05/16/2014) [-]
Dude, I meant it's so old that it's everywhere. If a joke has been around for that long, it's definately going to be all over the internet too. Just google search any part of this joke, you'll find tons of results from tons of various websites.
#19 to #14 - ryanfitzy (05/16/2014) [-]
You sound like the first person to invite to a party.
You sound like the first person to invite to a party.
#20 to #14 - Rascal (05/16/2014) [-]
Maybe it spread fast because it's funny.
#21 to #20 - Rascal (05/16/2014) [-]
Additioanlly, mayne the fact that it's in all the joke books doesn't matter anymore. After all, when was the last time you bought a joke book?
User avatar #29 to #12 - evilruck (05/16/2014) [-]
"This joke is REAAAALLLYL old."

And your point is? It was pretty fun and made me chuckle, that should be enough.
#31 to #12 - princessren ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
it doesnt have to be new to you for you to still find it funny/laugh
User avatar #17 to #12 - elbrysobrony (05/16/2014) [-]
Maybe the people aren't liking it because it's new. Maybe they're liking it because it's funny.
User avatar #48 - PenguinsOfMars (05/16/2014) [-]
i think this is fake because there is no source to a medical article provided, and how could a woman give birth during a coma? it could have been a c section but i don't think you can do surgery on someone in a coma because they can't give consent and if they aren't conscious then they can't tell you how much money they make so you know if they're worth saving. Also i don't think the children would be healthy because the mother was only getting nutrition through an IV for 2/3rds of her pregnancy. And I think it might be fake also because its a joke.
#23 - narhar (05/16/2014) [-]
I don't get it
User avatar #24 to #23 - mrgoodlove (05/16/2014) [-]
Denise... De niece
Denephew... I don't know how you're not getting this
User avatar #27 to #24 - sugoi (05/16/2014) [-]
He's dumber than the brother.
#55 to #27 - narhar (05/16/2014) [-]
Yes, I really do feel like that, thanks goodlove man QQ
#8 - stratosrider (05/16/2014) [-]
Well worth the chortle.
Well worth the chortle.
#2 - youborn (05/15/2014) [-]
**youborn rolled image** deloled
#3 to #2 - youborn (05/15/2014) [-]
Eye am so deleyeted about this roll.
#53 - perturabo (05/16/2014) [-]
**perturabo rolled image**
User avatar #46 - hodon (05/16/2014) [-]
I expected it to be Luke and Leah
User avatar #39 - frankpolard (05/16/2014) [-]
Denise is ******* awful. All skanks in Austria are called Denise or Jacqueline...
User avatar #45 to #39 - technobanana ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
My maths tutor is called Denise.... bet shes pretty naughty
User avatar #36 - dapape ONLINE (05/16/2014) [-]
Could not stop looking at "'bout".

why would you do that?
User avatar #37 to #36 - crowd (05/16/2014) [-]
What are you mad 'bout?
User avatar #52 to #36 - radratdude (05/16/2014) [-]
Whatever flouts her bout.
User avatar #33 - niggastolemyname (05/16/2014) [-]
medically speaking, how would a coma affect pregnancy development? if anybody knows.
#35 to #33 - Rascal (05/16/2014) [-]
positively
User avatar #47 to #33 - lexxy (05/16/2014) [-]
I doubt it would, a coma affects the brain activity in the mother, not the cell growth! if she went into labour, she'd have a c section, as long as she's getting sufficient nutrition the babies should grow fine!
#28 - rdobet (05/16/2014) [-]
I don't think I've heard this joke since about 2004, so gj OP
I actually remembered it ago for no reason.
User avatar #15 - Mortuus (05/16/2014) [-]
It's still more like 10 months...
User avatar #16 to #15 - navadae (05/16/2014) [-]
so.. she still had the babies, and she still woke up from the coma...

i`m failing to see an issue here
User avatar #11 - tackyface (05/16/2014) [-]
The kids have only been alive for a few days, just change their names...
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