A 3 months pregnant woman falls into a
deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and
asks the doctor 'bout her baby.
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine.
Luckily, your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He' s an idiot! What did he
name the girl?
Woman: Well it isn' t so bad, and what did he can the boy'?