Ay Ay kids. Ay Ay Captain. Worst person to operate a praline'' I CANT HEAR. Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? I'M BLEEDING INTERNALLY! porous and yellow, absorbent is he? OH GOD SOMEONE HELP ME!
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#12 - prontato (11/18/2013) [-]
Things you should not say in a church
#82 to #12 - chiefbonebiter (11/18/2013) [-]
**chiefbonebiter rolled a random comment #15948 posted by izzygirl at Friendly ** :
Barely.
User avatar #112 to #12 - explore (11/18/2013) [-]
**explore rolled a random comment #21080 posted by mimithedragonborn at Friendly ** :
Maybe.
...Maybe.

Ah, sounds like the best kind of friend.
and that wasn't sarcasm.
This.
User avatar #117 to #12 - sauditwo (11/18/2013) [-]
so i heard they pass around this basket of money and you just take whatever you want
User avatar #49 to #12 - amantes (11/18/2013) [-]
When can I give my speech on unicorns?
User avatar #127 to #12 - sirfisticuffs (11/18/2013) [-]
I expected Jesus to taste better.
#93 to #12 - somekindofname (11/18/2013) [-]
"Talos the Mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give Praise! We are but maggots writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man you said, "Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now in royalty and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you." [nb 1] Aye, love! Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit the heavens and earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever!"
User avatar #141 to #12 - newdevyx (11/18/2013) [-]
**newdevyx rolled a random comment #34 posted by Lintutu at Writing papers in college ** :
College level english class. This all the way..
User avatar #51 to #12 - bjartur (11/18/2013) [-]
" If mom lied to me about santa, then why should I believe in christ "
User avatar #19 to #12 - midgetbagel ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
*sitting in the confession booth thingy*

dammit, out of toilet paper!
#78 to #12 - rabidaardvark (11/18/2013) [-]
(put hand in holy water) OH GOD!! IT BURNS!! IT BURNS!!!
#67 to #12 - diegotan ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
#17 to #12 - pokykid (11/18/2013) [-]
Jesus Christ this is boring.
#103 to #12 - Kairyuka ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
User avatar #143 to #103 - zahnrad (11/18/2013) [-]
Sauce on website?
User avatar #145 to #144 - zahnrad (11/18/2013) [-]
Thanks.
User avatar #99 to #12 - afterdelete (11/18/2013) [-]
**afterdelete rolled a random comment #94 posted by thebutthurter at Devil's Lettuce ** :
i dont need to prove anything to you
User avatar #107 to #99 - McFuckUp (11/18/2013) [-]
That is frighteningly relevant. Would be perfect if it was the other way around.
User avatar #16 to #12 - wrocky (11/18/2013) [-]
i'm thirsty is it okay if i drink the holy water
User avatar #160 to #12 - wwlllmyfault (11/18/2013) [-]
Logic...
User avatar #104 to #12 - bruinslover (11/18/2013) [-]
what does that lowercase t stand for?
User avatar #130 to #12 - asthmaticscotsman (11/18/2013) [-]
**asthmaticscotsman rolled a random comment #11 posted by ipartywithpedobear at [Seat Offering Intensifies] ** :
i always wondered what it'd be like if two pedophiles lured each other somewhere

#97 to #12 - iamaniceperson ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
**iamaniceperson rolled a random comment #64 posted by jaergerjaquez at That's odd ** :
+1
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User avatar #23 to #12 - theshinypen (11/18/2013) [-]
Anything related to logic
User avatar #25 to #23 - snakefire (11/18/2013) [-]
Nice fedora.
User avatar #32 to #25 - herbolifee (11/18/2013) [-]
Nice prejudice
User avatar #33 to #32 - snakefire (11/18/2013) [-]
He was the one being prejudiced.
User avatar #34 to #33 - herbolifee (11/18/2013) [-]
And in response you were just as bad. Maybe it was justified but it doesn't look any less retarded if you ask me. Just saying.
User avatar #35 to #34 - snakefire (11/18/2013) [-]
If it was justified then how is it retarded?
User avatar #37 to #35 - herbolifee (11/18/2013) [-]
You were right to call him out (in my opinion at least) but all you did was prejudice him just like he did to church, making you no better than him. You could've simply called him retarded for being a prejudiced prick without going for the whole fedora ******** . Would've made you look better in the end.
User avatar #38 to #37 - snakefire (11/18/2013) [-]
Who am I being prejudiced against exactly?
Because if calling him retarded isn't just as prejudice if not more as making a comment about a fedora then I am seriously out of the loop.
User avatar #40 to #38 - herbolifee (11/18/2013) [-]
Well you can call him retarded for thinking the church doesn't accept logic, which is ******** obviously. To me this isn't prejudiced at all.

Thinking he has a fedora simply for thinking the way he does kinda is.
User avatar #65 to #40 - anonymoose (11/18/2013) [-]
You are aware retarded doesn't mean dumb?
User avatar #41 to #40 - snakefire (11/18/2013) [-]
I don't really see how. I don't actually think he has a fedora, its an expression.
User avatar #42 to #41 - herbolifee (11/18/2013) [-]
Alright, then I misunderstood. My bad.
User avatar #43 to #42 - snakefire (11/18/2013) [-]
Its fine. Everyone misunderstands once in a while.
User avatar #122 to #34 - drewbridge (11/18/2013) [-]
You have no ******* idea how asinine you sound.

> call out someone for being prejudiced
> He was talking to someone being significantly more prejudiced

Stay bigoted.
User avatar #124 to #122 - herbolifee (11/18/2013) [-]
Because fighting fire with fire has proven to work, hasn't it.

Stay ignorant.
User avatar #125 to #124 - drewbridge (11/18/2013) [-]
> Only defend the person of who's opinion you support, even when they're far more in the wrong

Lol, there is literally nothing you can do or say that will not make you a biased cunt. That must feel great.
#135 to #125 - herbolifee (11/18/2013) [-]
I don't support either one of them. You really have no idea what's going on do you...
User avatar #91 to #12 - greedtheavaricious ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
#63 to #12 - rollmania (11/18/2013) [-]
Not really talking but...
Not really talking but...
#118 to #12 - John Cena (11/18/2013) [-]
Now then, now then
User avatar #62 to #12 - gurtol (11/18/2013) [-]
Is god a pedophile too?
#55 to #12 - asgardianleo (11/18/2013) [-]
"So you want me to put this in my mouth?"
#100 to #12 - John Cena (11/18/2013) [-]
Do you, Richard, take Kenneth to be your lawful wedded husband?
User avatar #28 to #12 - ozkrissu (11/18/2013) [-]
Why doesn't this bowel flush?
User avatar #31 to #12 - fatspartan (11/18/2013) [-]
nataS liaH
*foams at the mouth*
User avatar #13 to #12 - mrshrapnel (11/18/2013) [-]
"Im a Scientologist!"
#182 to #12 - barsh (11/18/2013) [-]
keepin movin my stick like that...
keepin movin my stick like that...
User avatar #84 to #12 - arrowinurbutt (11/18/2013) [-]
Satan STOP I'm trying to be a good boy.
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User avatar #74 to #12 - alphavsomega (11/18/2013) [-]
OH MY GOD THAT WAS THE BEST ORGASM EVER
User avatar #132 to #12 - iforgotmyothername (11/18/2013) [-]
so wheres all these choirboys ive heard so much about
User avatar #66 to #12 - ncisagentgibbs **User deleted account** (11/18/2013) [-]
No wonder chicks love Jesus. Look how hung he is.
#101 to #12 - cenderer ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
"Do a barrel roll!"
User avatar #18 to #12 - thewisedane (11/18/2013) [-]
" **** , the toilet is flooded!"
User avatar #21 to #12 - thebeerdude (11/18/2013) [-]
Wolololo
User avatar #7 - joekooldash (11/18/2013) [-]
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
I'M BLEEDING INTERNALLY!
porous and yellow, absorbent is he?
OH GOD SOMEONE HELP ME!
#172 to #7 - ttothey (11/18/2013) [-]
wait is this a rhyme on purpose
User avatar #191 to #172 - joekooldash (11/21/2013) [-]
ow what do you think?
User avatar #3 - acidreign (11/18/2013) [-]
I think EA would probably be worse. "Hello, for only $19.99, we will dispatch someone to your location, and for an additional $9.99, it will be someone trained in emergency response."
User avatar #36 to #3 - symustafa (11/18/2013) [-]
I feel like Activision is worse nowadays.
User avatar #48 to #47 - amantes (11/18/2013) [-]
Oh god, Terra-butt...
...oops, busted.
#147 to #47 - spoontang (11/18/2013) [-]
lost it at "FIRMLY GRASP IT"
lost it at "FIRMLY GRASP IT"
#158 to #47 - jmillenium (11/18/2013) [-]
Aaaand pelvic thrust.
wooo...wooo
User avatar #163 to #158 - sirwolfcat (11/18/2013) [-]
Now, bring it around town!
#121 to #47 - schizoidfreak (11/18/2013) [-]
FIRMLY GRASP IT!!!
#139 to #121 - yaybacon ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#2 - darkvanquish (11/17/2013) [-]
I swear nobody can ******* hear in spongedoodle.
#183 to #6 - barsh (11/18/2013) [-]
how tough am i? tough enough to insult my wife!
how tough am i? tough enough to insult my wife!
#164 to #85 - fjkabob (11/18/2013) [-]
aww yiss rwby
aww yiss rwby
User avatar #61 to #6 - bitchpleaseshutup (11/18/2013) [-]
I scraped my knee once, I only cried for thirty minutes
#50 to #6 - zombietronexe (11/18/2013) [-]
**zombietronexe rolled user phanact **
#111 to #50 - zombietronexe (11/18/2013) [-]
juhu phanact   
i'm waiting for a response
juhu phanact
i'm waiting for a response
User avatar #72 to #50 - alphavsomega (11/18/2013) [-]
YOU ************* ROLLED PHANACT
User avatar #151 to #50 - PadreRasta (11/18/2013) [-]
I think he has so many notifications he won't even see this one.
#186 to #151 - zombietronexe (11/18/2013) [-]
tubad
tubad
User avatar #76 to #50 - joktapuss (11/18/2013) [-]
dis gon b gud
#137 to #6 - John Cena (11/18/2013) [-]
I eat whole grain cereal >
User avatar #54 to #6 - saltyfries ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
I visited Disney.com without asking my parents for permission
#11 to #6 - zekeon (11/18/2013) [-]
I just posted a pony.
User avatar #57 to #15 - mankey ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
That would make it look like the other person is having their youth absorbed by his balls.
User avatar #171 to #6 - hewhoepicfails (11/18/2013) [-]
I once had an Oreo and ate the cream LAST.
#142 to #6 - newdevyx (11/18/2013) [-]
**newdevyx rolled a random image posted in comment #6548611 at Safe For Work Random Board ** this is how tough i am.
User avatar #52 to #6 - bjartur (11/18/2013) [-]
I almost stayed up to 8 pm, whit was scary
User avatar #53 to #52 - bjartur (11/18/2013) [-]
**** *
#134 to #6 - John Cena (11/18/2013) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #6368317 at Safe For Work Random Board ** im this tough
#14 to #6 - shitposting (11/18/2013) [-]
im posting whatever the **** this is
#39 to #8 - noonesperfect ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
Aww yiss, Kopps
#9 - mikhailovych (11/18/2013) [-]
We're all going to overlook the fact that he was replying to himself?
User avatar #153 to #9 - PadreRasta (11/18/2013) [-]
He made a joke, and needed two pictures for it to work. What is wrong with that?
#26 to #9 - John Cena (11/18/2013) [-]
lol boobies
#64 - iridium (11/18/2013) [-]
"Things that would describe both your ex and your restroom."
#179 to #64 - nicoquitemad (11/18/2013) [-]
Covered in cement and nice little tiles.
User avatar #185 to #64 - grovylethewhite (11/18/2013) [-]
Full of hot chicks
User avatar #81 to #64 - arrowinurbutt (11/18/2013) [-]
Vacant
User avatar #119 to #64 - blacklightsun ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
Cold as ****
User avatar #189 to #119 - iridium (11/18/2013) [-]
I think you had the second best response out of everyone, so you get 30 points.

Although points dont matter.
#69 to #64 - Spikeydeath (11/18/2013) [-]
sex
User avatar #88 to #64 - fromtheinternet (11/18/2013) [-]
Dirty and covered in other guy's fluids
#92 to #64 - thorseph (11/18/2013) [-]
non-existent...
#148 to #64 - bonlino (11/18/2013) [-]
'i put both piss and semen in that'
'i put both piss and semen in that'
User avatar #71 to #64 - thewitchking (11/18/2013) [-]
****** going down...
#154 to #64 - canadianbetamale (11/18/2013) [-]
"Community property."
"Community property."
User avatar #80 to #64 - jackknapp (11/18/2013) [-]
Filled with **** , but fun to play around in.
User avatar #87 to #64 - shwoodle (11/18/2013) [-]
When a guest uses them they end up getting clogged.
User avatar #131 to #64 - TheSchwartz (11/18/2013) [-]
Glory hole
User avatar #77 to #64 - yoloswagswagyolo (11/18/2013) [-]
Painfull
User avatar #73 to #64 - himyouknowwho (11/18/2013) [-]
roomy
#86 to #64 - killerblue (11/18/2013) [-]
Filled with strangers
#120 to #86 - schizoidfreak (11/18/2013) [-]
Lost it at this ^^^^
User avatar #188 to #86 - iridium (11/18/2013) [-]
I will admit, this one probably elicited the most laughter when I read it. 50 points!

Even though the points don't matter.
#10 - williamzanziger (11/18/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
+7
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#133 - urghseventysix (11/18/2013) [-]
LOOK GARY THERE I AM
User avatar #68 to #27 - alphavsomega (11/18/2013) [-]
But praline ish candy
#136 - pfccross (11/18/2013) [-]
samefag... its not nearly as funny if you set yourself up for it.
samefag... its not nearly as funny if you set yourself up for it.
#123 - drewbridge (11/18/2013) [-]
"HELLO?!? YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER!"
#59 - mooghens ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
"HELP IM HURT!"
"Hi Hurt....."
User avatar #140 - thedudeistheman (11/18/2013) [-]
>Complain when content and comments from other sites are posted
>Comment from this site is posted, bitch at commenter for telling the punchline to his own joke, something the majority of comedians do
User avatar #4 - formerlvtwoeight (11/18/2013) [-]
Hellen Keller
#159 - lastweek (11/18/2013) [-]
I'd say it could be both better and worse, depending on your situation.
I'd say it could be both better and worse, depending on your situation.
User avatar #110 - PVTDickStryker ONLINE (11/18/2013) [-]
Or Sarah McLachlan.
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