Hi guys last time i gave OC was like a year ago (which i made front page and felt successful enough to never do it again because i scratched it off my bucket list.) but which admins crys for OC and my funny life stories i feel compelled to join the community again! hope you enjoy!
>be in 5th grade
>super nerd and awkward kid
>teacher talks about geography and countries
>i think i can look cool if i memorize some countries on the globe and impress 9/10 babe in class
>during break ask teacher if i can stay in class and look at globe
>teacher is enthusiastic "sure anon! have fun!"
> see country named 'Niger'
>think in my head this must be where black people come from
>see cool guy flirting to Mrs. Anon. ****
> "teacher i would like to share some new countries i learned about!"
>stare down cool guy with the ****
you guy, look
>"go ahead anon"
>get to front of class. boss
>"here is a country i learned about. NIGER!"
>teacher drops jaw
>class drops jaw
>black kid drops jaw
>jk no black kids in class
>think jaw drop means im super smart and they suprised i know about said country
>blurt "this is where black people come from and thats why they are called *******
>teacher freaks out
> children speakless
>get sent home early
yeah smart kids prosper
>google more ****
>realize my epic mistake