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User avatar #5 - ironsoul (11/28/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Does nobody care that the guy in 7 got raped?
User avatar #10 to #5 - hellomynameisbill ONLINE (11/28/2013) [-]
he gets raped, but she's crying... gawdd, women have to learn how to rape
User avatar #9 - SquishyHaribo (11/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
while giving a facial to an ex, I came up her nose by accident with a surprising amount of force, she thought she had got it all with a tissue but she sneezed cum later on
#17 - xxxsonic fanxxx (11/28/2013) [-]
my boyfriend went down on me, and after a few minutes he blew air into my vagina. when I sat up to see what the hell he was doing it let out the weirdest queefing noise. he burst out laughing and giggling like a kid. after some embarrassment I let him do it again. it was funny after a while, then we continued like normal
User avatar #15 - mostlyshits (11/28/2013) [-]
I was in the middle of foreplay with my ex gf and [got the idea from 4chan] I whispered in her ear, "are you feeling it now mr. krabs" she didn't laugh, she wasn't mad, she was indifferent
nothing has ver pissed me off more in my life, that was ******* hilarious
User avatar #14 - ladylpara (11/28/2013) [-]
Once, I was at my boyfriend's place during some annoying skips and we decided to "do stuff". So, I gave him a blowjob aaand he literally, came in my eye and it turned all red. Wasn't too cool to go to back to school looking like that, especially people asking "what happened? I saw you just a few hours ago and you looked okay!"

It was interesting though.
User avatar #2 - trollzillalolol (11/27/2013) [-]
when i took my ex's virginity; afterwards she panted "that was the best sex i've ever had"
not awkward but my god, it was funny, so so funny.
User avatar #18 - obsessinator (11/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)
my boyfriend and I were about to do anal. after feverishly making out, hot in the moment, he reaches for my jeans zipper, leans into my ear, and whispers "let me be DNA helicase and unzip your jeans (genes)." I burst out laughing and we continued
#13 - tjilaz (11/28/2013) [-]
3:
you are now
#4 - fukbritain (11/28/2013) [-]
I put hand sanitizer on my dick for the cool breaze
#1 - chazzakings (11/27/2013) [-]
30 is my fetish LOL XD
#3 - teranin ONLINE (11/27/2013) [-]
These were amazing.
These were amazing.
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