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#2 - herrokitteh (12/11/2015) [-]
"herb grinder"
You're not wrong
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#27 to #2 - anon (12/12/2015) [-]
But uni-taskers take up so much space:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgFeVlw2Ywg
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User avatar #43 to #2 - canichaikait (12/12/2015) [-]
I don't get it...
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#44 to #43 - anon (12/12/2015) [-]
I'll give you a hint.

It's weed.
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#66 to #43 - vigilantej ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
weed you use grinders
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#53 to #43 - kapkap ONLINE (12/12/2015) [-]
weed
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User avatar #13 to #2 - philopsychological (12/11/2015) [-]
I came to comments just to confirm this. Ty, herrokitteh
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User avatar #15 to #2 - elsenortamatoe (12/11/2015) [-]
Its even grinding onto a paper, and there is some displayed on the counter. They know their target audience well.
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#45 to #15 - anon (12/12/2015) [-]
gr8 b8 m8, r8 8/8
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User avatar #4 - alalalalal (12/11/2015) [-]
"wasted space" or ya know, support columns
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User avatar #73 to #4 - eldorito (12/12/2015) [-]
it's like whoever made this believes their house is made of a perfect material.
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User avatar #7 to #4 - darknak (12/11/2015) [-]
Oh, so you mean it's not normal if my roof is bending that way?
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User avatar #1 - icicles (12/11/2015) [-]
HOW COULD YOU ENCOURAGE THE ******* SUN DID YOU KNOW EVERY YEAR THE SUN BRUTALLY AND PAINFULLY MURDERS 20,000,000,000,000 ICICLES? DO YOU KNOW THE AVERAGE LIFE SPAN OF A PILLAR OF WATER IS A MEASLY 2 DAYS? THOSE POOR POOR BRAZILIAN WATERDAGGERS, AND YOU STRAIGHT UP SUPPORT A HORRIBLE ICICLIST? YOU DESERVE TO BE IN PRISON
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#39 to #1 - Penn (12/12/2015) [-]
We got another one. The last guy lasted 27 days before he realized his dumb account wasn't worth it. Let's see if you can beat him! You're all so original!
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User avatar #40 to #39 - icicles (12/12/2015) [-]
who was it?
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#3 to #1 - jakeattack (12/11/2015) [-]
praise the sun faggot
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User avatar #25 to #3 - icicles (12/11/2015) [-]
stop being so cold
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#12 - silorose (12/11/2015) [-]
That paint roller is ******* $179. Should be more like $10-15 instead
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User avatar #21 - geothermal (12/11/2015) [-]
Solar Cell Phone Charger: Plane windows and most car glass is UV resistant, making it very innefecient.
Refrigerator Wine Rack: This is neat and all, but just put it on the door.
Microwavable Hot Plate: It gets hot as **** and has a habit of damaging paint on ceramic bowls.
Freeze Herbs: Frozen herbs do not retain their flavor for very long.
Taco Plate: Neat, but why have special dishes for one kind of meal?
Wine Wall: My aunt had one of these installed, it was a bitch to clean out little wine bottle sized holes in the wall.
Scrap Tray: AKA one more thing to clean.
Sink cutting board: How about a regular cutting board.
Shower Curtain shade thing: Shower curtains are not UV resistant and the plastic will get damaged over time.
Bowl with a strainer: AKA a ******* caulonder
Herb Grinder: SMOKE WEED EVERY DAY
Hidden Jewlery Storage: Actually not a bad idea, you gotta make it yourself though.
Cabinet Mounted Pot Lids: Not all cabinets are deep enough for that **** .
Overflow sheet: Put a spoon on the pot.
The Onion Slicer: Just cut your onions like a normal person, or use a fork.
Hidden utility room: Cool, but people are gonna hear that **** in there.
Paint Buddy: Useless, it dries out fast and its a bitch to refill, also paint changes tint over time.
Plug Out: Whats a splitter outlet?
Mini House Bed: And make your house un-sellable.
Agnular fireplace? Fireplace bench? Why?
Perpendicular Shelf Rack: Buy a cardboard box.
Nylon Caulender: Impossible to clean, just buy a regular caulender.
Wine Station: Stop drinking so much you needed a wine tap in your kitchen.
Frozen Aloe Vera: "OOH jello jigglers!" * **** *
Growing Lettuce: Buying more Lettuce is cheaper than giving it good soil and water and fertilizer and such over the course of half a year.
Retractable bike stands: ******* get frozen to the ground in the winter, rusty, etc
Oreo Dunker: Use a fork
Solar Powered Tent: Estimated production cost was 1200$
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#52 to #21 - hikakiller (12/12/2015) [-]
Not to mention the super low efficiency of solar panels, especially that small. It might be able to put out 3v at 100ma
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User avatar #76 to #65 - geothermal (12/12/2015) [-]
ill spell caulener however i want to spell caolendor

caeuoulendeor
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User avatar #72 to #21 - shunkahawolf (12/12/2015) [-]
im guessing the fireplace bench is so you can sit by the fireplace. also, shower curtains are usually some kind of cloth, shower liners are plastic
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User avatar #62 to #21 - peanutmonkey (12/12/2015) [-]
I knew someone would do this so I just want to add to some.

Solar cell phone charger - they already have car chargers
fridge wine rack - I haven't ever seen a fridge with a metal rack like that
hidden jewelry - add a mirror, also seems like no tablespace would suck
mini house bed - kids will grow up
frozen aloe vera - not really instant unless you plan to get sunburn, also have to wash you ice cube tray
retractible bike stand - no real advantage to a regular bike stand, bike is easier less protected
solar powered tent - bring a generator, rv, or camper
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User avatar #77 to #62 - haroldsaxon (12/12/2015) [-]
You could potentially put solar panels on the cars or planes themselves, then simply use the normal car charger or whatever.
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User avatar #26 to #21 - azbo ONLINE (12/11/2015) [-]
most solar cells dont use UV rays to produce electricity
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#28 to #21 - mastercolossus (12/12/2015) [-]
your frozen herbs one is wrong.
scraptray makes cleaning easier.
sink cutting board does same and makes more room.
shower curtain shade they are probably going to use old shower curtains and who says it needs to be plastic?
colander* needs to be in the sink while the perforated spout allows you to control where you pour.
they make hidden compartment stuff for jewelry and guns too.
put a wooden* spoon on and it doesnt always work.
the hidden utilities is for aesthetic purposes.
yea im gonna believe you own one of these"paint buddy" things...
plug out is for unplugging during a thunderstorm.
the mini house can be uninstalled you nancy.
why use a box to take up more space?
its a plastic* colander* and its for stuff like fruits that need to be rinsed not spaghetti that needs to be strained.
so what if they have multiple things about wine, besides, its a repost.
frozen aloe vera is great for sunburns
you dont need to do all that for lettuce.
stainless steel bike stands that are at google hq and under a transparent awning. no freezing and no rust.
and have the oreo split?
was the comp about awesome ideas or affordable ideas?
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User avatar #70 to #28 - manza (12/12/2015) [-]
Are you seriously defending As Seen on TV products and Billy Mays **** .
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#78 to #70 - mastercolossus (12/12/2015) [-]
it pissed me off that the asshole had a problem with every single item. thats all.
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User avatar #23 - mendelevium (12/11/2015) [-]
1st one
A incredibly small solar panel.
Yay
my phone will be charged in 400 years.
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#58 - sealofapproval (12/12/2015) [-]
GIF
how jewish would you have to be for most of these?
Regrowing lettuce?
pvc pipes and shower curtains?
Is FJ primarily gypsies?
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User avatar #59 to #58 - ronyx (12/12/2015) [-]
Some of that **** costs tens of thousands of dollars. I do not see the point of these comps.
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#30 - mrwillje (12/12/2015) [-]
>red wine
>in the fridge
******* beyond casual m8
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#46 to #30 - sacrilegious (12/12/2015) [-]
what even are those anyway?
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#41 - maximtiger (12/12/2015) [-]
YOU DONT ******* RED WINE IN A FIIIIDGE
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User avatar #42 to #41 - maximtiger (12/12/2015) [-]
there is supposed to be a put in there
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User avatar #74 to #42 - ltbuttstrong (12/12/2015) [-]
And an "R"
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User avatar #79 to #74 - maximtiger (12/12/2015) [-]
dyslexia sure can be a pain in the ass :c
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User avatar #81 to #79 - ltbuttstrong (12/12/2015) [-]
So can a kcid
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User avatar #64 - austinrocket (12/12/2015) [-]
I feel like if you own more than half of these things you're an asshole.
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User avatar #35 - fakeblonde (12/12/2015) [-]
White people porn comp
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#29 - zerpderp (12/12/2015) [-]
**zerpderp used "*roll picture*"**
**zerpderp rolled image** The hidden dryer/washing machine thing is something i've seen before and they are the biggest pain the asses **** with. My grandfather has a appliance repair business the **** i've seen for such a simple job and we got called out to some fancy neighborhood and there was this blonde soccer mom who said something was wrong with her washing machine. Of course seeing as how this was a fancy neighborhood she just wanted the damn thing removed she didn't want us to fix it she called us to basically take it out we still took the **** free washing machine man fix that **** and spell and whoever was the artsy **** who thought of putting this machine in the wall may he rot in hell. Apparently the alcove was just built around the machine so it wasn't built with ease of removal we spent 3 hours shimming this machine side to side to pull it out popping the board above the machine off so we can reach the hoses and deal with soccer bitch constantly yapping saying we better not scratch her paint.
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User avatar #22 - slapchoppin (12/11/2015) [-]
but you have to turn off your cell phone on planes dummy
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User avatar #60 to #22 - Mecuniv (12/12/2015) [-]
No, you don't. There is a thing called Airplane mode.
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User avatar #10 - creamymcgee ONLINE (12/11/2015) [-]
OP you HAVE to post links to these things when you make or post these comps.
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User avatar #8 - belshir ONLINE (12/11/2015) [-]
me and my flatmates repurposed our unused shower curtains into curtains for our front room during the summer, we felt like the spawn of einstein
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#6 - sebba (12/11/2015) [-]
don't you mean LIFE HACKS?
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User avatar #75 - methylgroup (12/12/2015) [-]
How often do you eat tacos that you have to have an entire set of plates devoted to holding tacos that are literally useful for nothing else?
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User avatar #71 - thejusticar (12/12/2015) [-]
>just use a normal charger, most places have plug ins
>might be cool but just stand it up straight, its not needed
>i would like to see it work, but its mostlikely a searingly hot thing that will burn the **** out of you if you touch it.
>"hey ima get an icecube for my drink" "bro what the **** is this, it looks like shreks piss and weed"
>garbage plate that you can only really use for 1 type of meal, which will probably cost 10$ a plate
>"hey guys lets cut into the support beams" "lol how did that roof fall on us?"
>just put a small trashcan under it
>eh.
>enjoy sunburns because no UV protection, and im pretty sure most people have plastic curtains, which means ghetto looking crap
>i got no beef with you
>"herb grinder"
>"aww sick this painting looks fancy, ill nab it, oh wait whats that, its full of diamonds and gold and **** "
>a solution to a problem no one had
>don't have much beef with, it just looks really stupid
> ***** thats a fro pick
>pretty dank, my uncle had one
>uh isn't that thing like 150$?
>or just get a surge protector, and get like 5 extra plug in spots, and not have wall nipples.
>again no beef with this one, if i was a kid i would be ******* amazed if i had that
>no problem.
>goddamn ***** do you really need that much wrapping paper?
>plastic colinder save yourself money.
>calm down there Robert Parker Jr
>"hey dad ima eat some of those jello stars we have" "EWW WTF ***** THIS **** TASTES LIKE ASS"
>or just buy another head of lettuce for like 50cents,
>might work, might not
>forks are great, why not use that
>hey wanna pay thousands of dollars for a tent?
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User avatar #69 - lotengo (12/12/2015) [-]
That mini home bed looks adorable.

But it also looks like something that requires a lot of time and money, and your kid will grow out of it within a few years
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