Aw Yiss!. First thing I thought when I saw bread crumbs.. Food Replacement Hacks Replace: Brood Crumbs With: Chia Seeds Chin seeds have Fix more fiber, b more p butt plug
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Aw Yiss!. First thing I thought when I saw bread crumbs.. Food Replacement Hacks Replace: Brood Crumbs With: Chia Seeds Chin seeds have Fix more fiber, b more p

First thing I thought when I saw bread crumbs.

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Food Replacement Hacks
Replace: Brood Crumbs With: Chia Seeds
Chin seeds have Fix more fiber, b more
protein and contain less sodium
than bread crumbs.
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#2 - lolturtle (02/12/2014) [-]
try doing it in a burger recipe and tell me how it turns out

please dont actually do it and waste your time/resources
User avatar #10 to #2 - herptyderpies (02/12/2014) [-]
best burger filler ive ever found was crushed stone wheat thins crackers
User avatar #11 to #10 - flnonymousseven (02/12/2014) [-]
they make stone flavored wheat thins now? that rocks! I didn't think the flavor could get any boulder!

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User avatar #13 to #11 - herptyderpies (02/12/2014) [-]
I liked your comment until i saw the spoiler
#1 - pandafur (02/11/2014) [-]
Chia pet. Bread pet. Know the difference. Could save your life.
#20 to #1 - stealingbikes (02/12/2014) [-]
Will ya look at that inbread cat....
#29 to #1 - konradkurze (02/12/2014) [-]
you coulda told me that BEFORE i baked pusspuss
#9 - colbraabb (02/12/2014) [-]
Bread Crumbs for life
Bread Crumbs for life
#38 to #9 - shabadaka (02/12/2014) [-]
I have waited for this and it was worth it
I have waited for this and it was worth it
#8 - bazda (02/12/2014) [-]
Chia seeds are also extremely hard to digest. They'll turn your **** into gravel.
User avatar #25 to #8 - commontroll (02/12/2014) [-]
You're supposed to soak 'em man. They get a gooey layer when you soak 'em. Also, mix in coconut milk and it doesn't just taste like slightly off water.
#28 to #8 - konradkurze (02/12/2014) [-]
HRRRRRRRRRNNNN
GODDAMN YOU CHIA SEEDS
User avatar #17 to #8 - lockstin (02/12/2014) [-]
I get drinks that are full of chia seeds. they digest just fine when theyve been soaking in something for a week or so.
#31 - anon (02/12/2014) [-]
400x worse taste
User avatar #19 - testing (02/12/2014) [-]
Chia seeds are for massive faggots
User avatar #12 - ImmortalBaconEater (02/12/2014) [-]
Except bread crumbs actually taste good
User avatar #3 - mistafishy (02/12/2014) [-]
Yeah... I just got Chia seeds hanging around my kitchen... Breadcrumbs are just impossible to find these days...
#39 - bakinboy (02/12/2014) [-]
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#37 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/12/2014) [-]
I once ate two spoons of chica seeds because my stomach was acting up.   
   
I think i lost 3 pounds. I would not recommend using this recipe unless you got a wish to die.
I once ate two spoons of chica seeds because my stomach was acting up.

I think i lost 3 pounds. I would not recommend using this recipe unless you got a wish to die.
User avatar #36 - smokekusheveryday (02/12/2014) [-]
i have a bag of those and i wouldn't even dare open the bag
#32 - firesky ONLINE (02/12/2014) [-]
In Europe:
Chia Seeds 2,50-3,00€/100g
Bread Crumbs 0,09-0,20€/100g
User avatar #33 to #32 - fjgohomeyouredrunk (02/12/2014) [-]
Take the end bits of whatever bread you eat
dry 'em, grind 'em
free bread crumbs
#35 to #33 - firesky ONLINE (02/12/2014) [-]
I'm also eating the ends, would be a waste otherwise.

If some baked good turn hard, I bring it to my grandmother that grinds them to bread crumbs, tough.
User avatar #24 - commontroll (02/12/2014) [-]
Also, if you soak them in water and then add honey and coconut milk, it's makes a pretty damn tasty and healthy pudding-like food, and it's quite filling.
User avatar #22 - mcmanybucks (02/12/2014) [-]
Food replacement hacks:

Healthy foods < Burger king/Mc'D ...cuz u know...fear of fat is going to be the end of us.
#40 to #22 - killerofcows (02/12/2014) [-]
are you saying healthy food are smaller than burger king ?
User avatar #42 to #40 - mcmanybucks (02/12/2014) [-]
.........yes.


i think..
User avatar #21 - guidedhand (02/12/2014) [-]
I have never needed bread crumbs for anything in my life ever.
#18 - lordraine ONLINE (02/12/2014) [-]
As a chef, this is a terrible idea. If anyone tried to serve me oven-baked tilapia in alfredo sauce topped with melted parmesan cheese and chia seeds, I would stab them.
User avatar #26 to #18 - Taliesin (02/12/2014) [-]
I second this. I have been cooking since I was 3, and have been both a professional chef, both food and pastry. Sometimes, the healthy way is abominable. Real butter, real bread crumbs, REAL BACON...the measure of deliciousity is quantified by the caloric unit.
#27 to #18 - anon (02/12/2014) [-]
>Puts fish and cheese together
>Calls himself a real chef
It doesn't really add up.
User avatar #30 to #18 - Foxchase (02/12/2014) [-]
Never heard of experimenting?
#14 - kingderps (02/12/2014) [-]
bread crumbs harm bird's digestive systems.
User avatar #16 to #14 - lolfire (02/12/2014) [-]
Fish can talk in space.

More from ******** news after these messages.
#23 to #16 - kingderps (02/12/2014) [-]
"Bread and other processed foods are not part of a bird's natural diet and may lead to malnutrition from eating foods with little or no nutritional value. The balance of fiber, fats, micronutrients, carbohydrates and protein in a bird's natural diet is radically different from a scavenged diet consisting mostly of human food. Also, birds can choke on large pieces of bread. Further, the leftover bread is attractive to other wildlife such as rats and raccoons, which are predators of eggs and chicks."

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#7 - anon (02/12/2014) [-]
We used to drink chia seeds in cross country and track.


Felt like a billion little slugs sliding down your esophagus.
User avatar #4 - sequel (02/12/2014) [-]
Odd, my mom just bought those seeds.
#5 to #4 - lurg (02/12/2014) [-]
OMG that profile picture! MR STABBY! ahaha!
User avatar #34 to #5 - thekeldog (02/12/2014) [-]
Can i get a backstory here?
User avatar #41 to #34 - lurg (02/12/2014) [-]
Terraria a mini boss fight thing called snow man invasion or something like that. thats just fan art of it.
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