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Avian warfare. If you want more funny posts like this then don't be afraid to send me a friend request and / or subscribe. Also I'm trying to beat phanact to th

If you want more funny posts like this then don't be afraid to send me a friend request and / or subscribe.

Also I'm trying to beat phanact to the number 1 subscribed mark, so please help me. I know I have a long way to go, but with your help we can pull it off.

Also, anyone have the rest?

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t f " Anonymous 12/ 1 (( Tue)' 18: No. 520558752
So ml Ne been having fun over the past few weeks and figured I' d share.
3 Where I work there are thousands ercrers that show up every single night.
3 They hang around fer like it hours at night, then take off, and show up the next night.
3 Was reading up en crows because **** it, interested.
3 Apparently they' re smart as **** .
3 They recognize faces. and can fem preferences in people depending on how they' re treated.
3 A wild idea appears-
3 I start trying to piss off this group ercrers that hang em in the trees near work.
3 I threw rocks at them, and shake the tree and chase them whenever I can.
3 Meanwhile, the grass crews across the street, just chill bythe mcdicks.
3 Every time I go to mcd' s, I get extra large fries, and feed the grass crews.
3 They start to like me, while the tree crows hate my **** .
3 Tree crows threw nuts and try to **** on me all the time (i didge bird **** like I didge wrenches now)
3 Grass crows still super bros, and Gentry to feller me when I walk into reeds.
3 I keep this up fer a few mere weeks, and I' m noticing a bigger divide in the crews.
3 Grass crows now feller me acre's the mad to make sure I get back to work safe-
3 Tree crows getting mere aggressive and sit on my building and wait fer me to walk em-
3 I' created a great war between two formedd friendly nations.
World War Crow cetme mes.
3 I am fueling it with french fries.
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User avatar #1 - mrmuffins (09/01/2014) [-]
Hey jackass, post the full version next time.
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