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Submitted: 10/11/2013
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User avatar #1 - reican (10/11/2013) [-]
I don't think the pokemon is the issue, he's a ******* brat.
#2 to #1 - taurusguy (10/11/2013) [-]
Brat or not, if you get dumped or insulted or whatever YOU USE PROPER GRAMMAR.
#6 to #2 - reican (10/11/2013) [-]
Some creatures can't help themselves unfortunately. They've never learned anything else.
User avatar #20 - whatugawkinat (10/12/2013) [-]
Both sound like children to me.
User avatar #16 - shadowm (10/12/2013) [-]
Never talk poorly of your exes, because for one, you once loved them enough to be with them and two, any potential future girlfriend or boyfriend will see it as childish and worry what you'll say about her if you don't work out. Despite how she or he may act when you are saying the bad thing.
#8 - huffe ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
#9 - lucianolp (10/11/2013) [-]
I think the real bitch in this scenario is Catherine. Yeah, Neil did whine but dumping a guy because he like pokemon and ejaculates too early? Cunt-ass whore. I hope Neil finds a real girl who will play pokemon alongside him and not care he has sex issues, not some stuck up ****** .
User avatar #12 to #9 - georgeojffs (10/12/2013) [-]
euphoric.jpg
User avatar #14 to #9 - dyllygaf ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
This is only mildly related but your picture reminded me that I'm excited because my friend is playing through sapphire again and is going to give me her Rayquaza
User avatar #19 to #9 - subaqueousreach (10/12/2013) [-]
Fairly certain there's a lot more going on than what she brought up, and the only reason she brought any of that to light was because he was in fact acting like a pompous little boy-cunt.

Little known fact: Most girls don't really care if you play video games, even if they don't like However, there is a difference between playing them and obsessing over them. You seem like somebody who leans to the latter...
User avatar #22 to #9 - runescapewasgood (10/12/2013) [-]
hah "stuck up ****** "
#27 to #9 - captainwow (10/12/2013) [-]
The guy had a **** fit because he was dumped, called her a ******* bitch and cussed at her over social networking. She said he was a child and he proved it. Pokemon isn't the problem, the fact that he's a baby is the problem.
#30 to #27 - carlsagouin (10/12/2013) [-]
He proved he was a child and she proved she was a bitch.
And she actually started it.
Both are lame to me.
#15 to #9 - floopin (10/12/2013) [-]
Grow up dude
#17 to #9 - blanketandpillow (10/12/2013) [-]
She probably didn't dump him because he likes Pokemon, but, as shown from his comment, is an immature little brat.
#10 to #9 - flapz ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
I guess you and Neil share a problem
#28 to #10 - anon (10/12/2013) [-]
ShhHhHHH.... we mustnt point out our problems....
#25 - lordraine ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
Hates Pokemon and ********** for no reason. I hope a rabid wolverine eats her uterus.
#4 - spacedunk (10/11/2013) [-]
WoW, how clever. "I won't tell them. Whoops."

She almost wrote "I think you are stupid" - that's how clever she was being.
#18 to #4 - blanketandpillow (10/12/2013) [-]
You're basically just making fun of her insult by calling it stupid... Not much more clever, huh? At least she had a joke at the end, you basically just said, "You're insult was stupid."
#29 - carlsagouin (10/12/2013) [-]
I guess she proved her being a bitch with her response
I guess she proved her being a bitch with her response
#31 to #29 - carlsagouin (10/12/2013) [-]
**carlsagouin rolled a random image posted in comment #6120126 at Young gay liberal men with aids forum **
Ah **** , wrong pic
User avatar #21 - sympathyforme (10/12/2013) [-]
She's clearly out of his league on an intellectual level at least.
User avatar #7 - hawaiianhappysauce (10/11/2013) [-]
Not sure how one prevents premature ejaculation anyway. It's probably a problem for me since it doesn't take long to wank off...
#11 to #7 - xsist (10/12/2013) [-]
Contemplates giving you adivce, but don't want people thinking I have at as a problem.
User avatar #33 to #11 - hawaiianhappysauce (10/12/2013) [-]
I'm actually surprised about getting this feedback...
User avatar #23 to #7 - Mudkip (10/12/2013) [-]
Im not sure if what i had was Premature Ejaculation or I just was a quick shot. But how i beat it was I just ****** , alot. It started, i put it in, 2 pumps and i was done, now it can take like 30 minutes to an hour to cum.
User avatar #32 to #23 - hawaiianhappysauce (10/12/2013) [-]
did you practice on mudkips?
User avatar #24 to #7 - hudis ONLINE (10/12/2013) [-]
Start extending the time you masturbate and hold off the ejaculation several times for at least 15-30 minutes, depending on your patience. It will eventually start taking longer for you to reach climax, which also increases pleasure for you since it not only stretches the pleasure over a greater amount of time but also increases the intensity of the end goal.
#5 - anon (10/11/2013) [-]
one of the first break-up posts i've seen where the girl wasn't just some whiny cunt or the guy was being dumped for some ungodly stupid reason
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