Autism at its finest.... . Anonymous "IO/ OI/ ITU) 9: 53: 24 No. Replies: enemas :epsi] : i _ finally. it' s only highschool, ffg. we me, tth grade social outca miketyson

Autism at its finest...

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Anonymous "IO/ OI/ ITU) 9: 53: 24 No. Replies: enemas :epsi] : i _
finally. it' s only highschool, ffg.
we me, tth grade social outcast
rreally into dinosaurs, collected a ******** books and figures
touring recess, would always pretend to be a dinosaur
wwould make a peace sign with fingers curved, looked like a claw
wwould make hissing sounds to replicate raptor noises
ichise around random girls en the playground, acting like a raptor
well, one ************* day
girls around, pick out this
ichise her, she playfully screams and runs away laughing
we this fer about wmin
agirl' s boyfriend thought i was bullying her, er being mean
memes overdo me, and asks me why being mean to his girl
keep in mind this was the tth ************* grade
prune up and pushes me down
my raptor yell)
istant back up and like charge at him, head down
**** him in the gut, knocks him down
istant ever him, claw at him with my "talons"
this did practically nothing but hurt a little maybe
osnap a couple times
abend down ever him, and literally bite his ******* cheek as hard as I could
sleeve bleed marks and he screams in pain
she turns en his right side, hand ever his cheek
wee his ear
ibite the **** out of it, rip affa small chunk
treacher pulls me off
desserts me to the office, calls the police and ambulance forthe kid
rim sitting here walking through the office like a badass dinosaur
agent to the office
me probably going to be going away fer a long time
sshe epins the door, didn' t get en the floor, but literally walked the dinosaur
just kidding
Makes me in
wet charges
pearents pay a couple thousand fer hospital bills
shad to see a psych until like 15
skid moved away
hem then on I was known as Mike Tyson the Dangerous Velociraptor
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#2 - avengerofthenight (10/02/2013) [+] (5 replies)
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Mark Tyson the glorious Velociraptor... I lost it.
10/10 would read again
#10 - vanillabeartwo (10/03/2013) [-]
#26 to #10 - anon (10/03/2013) [-]
I'm mad that I understood it.
User avatar #21 to #10 - deathleprechaun (10/03/2013) [-]
What am I missing?
User avatar #22 to #21 - hateandwhiskey (10/03/2013) [-]
'cutie pie'
#16 - Jesusnipples (10/03/2013) [-]
"Mike Tyson the Dangerous Velociraptor"
"Mike Tyson the Dangerous Velociraptor"
#15 - Yojimbo (10/03/2013) [-]
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#11 - gloogy (10/03/2013) [-]
I just saw this thread.
I just saw this thread.
#27 - Whatwhat (10/03/2013) [-]
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#23 - anon (10/03/2013) [-]
OH.MY.GLOB. Its Neal the Raptard.
#28 to #23 - slothmaster (10/07/2013) [-]
holy **** , dude...
User avatar #24 to #23 - marcury (10/03/2013) [-]
I got that reference
#25 to #23 - generalwatergate (10/03/2013) [-]
#29 to #23 - anon (10/25/2013) [-]
Neal Tyson the Dangerous Velociraptard.
User avatar #30 to #29 - darakken (10/25/2013) [-]
Ugh, forgot to log in.
#20 - mondprinzessin (10/03/2013) [-]
looked too long so i read the last line...   
went back to read it all. worth it
looked too long so i read the last line...

went back to read it all. worth it
#18 - marlton (10/03/2013) [-]
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User avatar #9 - demigodofmadness (10/02/2013) [-]
I would pay money to see that. I don't even care if that makes me a bad person.
#19 - thasmackdown **User deleted account** (10/03/2013) [-]

I was laughing at every raptor sound he typed out so perfectly for us, but I lost it at that.
#17 - tvfreakuk (10/03/2013) [-]
This is a little like me as a child, except with my obsession was Vampires. I never did anything that extreme though. I just did the hissing and sometimes a Bela Lugosi impression.
At the time I was just thinking "yay Vampires are so cool! I'm just playing Vampire haha"
Now I look back and think "Everyone must have thought I was a freak..."
#14 - whakashrew (10/03/2013) [-]
To the front page!!
To the front page!!
User avatar #12 - davidiskickin (10/03/2013) [-]
To the front page!
User avatar #8 - internetrage (10/02/2013) [-]
that kid was seriously messed up
#5 - gibroner (10/02/2013) [-]
oh my god this is the best story ever
User avatar #1 - optimogappi (10/02/2013) [-]
That was glorious, OP.
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