Australian Problems comp, pt 3. Part 1: Part 2:
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#1 - funnyhat (09/03/2014) [+] (6 replies)
U-u-u-u-uh, that duck story is from Toronto, Canada, lol
User avatar #4 to #1 - Darkerface (09/03/2014) [-]
That adds to the point. So little happens in Australia that Australian TV broadcasts silly news from Canada.
#11 - evuldevul (09/03/2014) [+] (14 replies)
Nr.35 We know that feel bro .
User avatar #21 - theseismictoss (09/03/2014) [+] (11 replies)
What the **** is a bindi? OP obviously doesn't mean the headdress?
User avatar #25 to #21 - muthsera (09/03/2014) [-]
OP means the goddamned annoying and pervasive weed that kills your feet if you walk barefoot, idc if you have never worn shoes before, they are still hell. I think they are called stickers elsewhere, but they are bindis here.
#9 - springbok ONLINE (09/03/2014) [+] (3 replies)
This is a seriously slow news day if you’re reporting ducks crossing a road on the other side of world.
#17 - stevecartel (09/03/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Nice try succubus
User avatar #27 - phantomonkey (09/03/2014) [-]
>The Biggest Sob Story
So true it hurts.

"Sumtahms I feel like it's mah fault fer bein' fayut." says Darleen, casually spitting her last tooth out.
-or better yet-
"Person who was close to me died and they're my inspiration." snivels Jessica, crying as hard as she possibly can to get attention.
#58 - sadkeanu (09/04/2014) [+] (1 reply)
MRW Bind x Magpie combo

'Straya **** Yea!
User avatar #10 - zeroqp (09/03/2014) [-]
For a moment I thought to myself "aw man, I wish I grew up in Australia"
But then I came to my senses.
#47 - heartbleed ONLINE (09/03/2014) [+] (6 replies)
But it says Canada...?
User avatar #36 - ponchosdm (09/03/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Australia is the only "continent"...
User avatar #37 to #36 - NoXV ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
Yes. Australia is a continent and a country.
#79 - TwiztidNinja (09/04/2014) [-]
If people are wondering what a bindi is and why Australians wear thongs.

It is more painful than lego, ill put it that way.
User avatar #20 - darksideofthebeast (09/03/2014) [-]
America has sob stories everywhere on Reality TV.
I always laugh.
It's so pathetically done. "Oh, it's just me and my daughter, my husband died in a fire and hornets were stinging him the whole time. Then my brother died hitting his car in the fire"

#23 - gtfomylawnbish (09/03/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Vrrrm vrrrm I'm a dead ****** .

American problems.
#70 - authentic (09/04/2014) [-]

thumb this up or sticky it so more people can see. it's a program that switches what country your computer says it's at, or some **** . I use it and it works for me. hope it helps those of you with number 35 problems.

look up "hola better internet"
#54 - forbesydemon (09/04/2014) [-]
For anyone confused, those magpies ain't no bitch ass, faggot european magpies. These are huge ass crows with black and white patches and a serious attitude problem. We have a bunch of them up our road and they attack any cunt dumb enough to get near their nests. They're well known for attacking cyclists from behind (pic related) and hit so hard they peck holes in your helmet and can knock you off your bike. You have to attach fake eye stickers on the back of your helmet to stop these assholes from terrorising you.
User avatar #31 - datsheriff (09/03/2014) [-]
What about dingos eating you babies?
User avatar #84 - elcreepo (09/04/2014) [-]
>walking barefoot on bindis
>getting close to magpie nest in the process

You're asking to be hurting...
User avatar #77 - lokiwins (09/04/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Don't forgot the flying balls of hate known as plovers
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