Australian Problems comp, pt 2. Part 1: /Australian+Problems+comp+pt+1/funny-pictures/5281602 Part 3: /Australian+Problems+comp+pt+3/funny-pictures/5281615/.. "Scary hitchhikers"
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#6 - revansfirst (09/03/2014) [-]
If that spider fell on my when I put down the visor.
If that spider fell on my when I put down the visor.
#13 to #6 - anon (09/03/2014) [-]
on your what?
User avatar #15 to #13 - revansfirst (09/03/2014) [-]
Me*
#5 - meatygoodness (09/03/2014) [-]
"Scary hitchhikers"
User avatar #14 to #5 - jukuku (09/03/2014) [-]
This pic always reminds me of MF (metal face) Borat.

MF Borat - Bing Bong Bing
User avatar #31 - lahel (09/03/2014) [-]
>number 17

why pay 16.99 when you can pay 17.99? are you poor or something?
#35 - soloman (09/03/2014) [-]
YOU FOOLS! YOU'VE MESSED WITH THE NATURAL ORDER!
#85 to #35 - anon (09/04/2014) [-]
thing looks like a ****** scrab
User avatar #108 to #85 - equestriaman (09/04/2014) [-]
its called a kookaburra and it makes this sound Laughing Kookaburra
#18 - akho (09/03/2014) [-]
Oh god my ******* sides..

Greatest ******* logic of all time
User avatar #42 to #18 - buttinspecter (09/03/2014) [-]
They're just asking a simple question. Why pay $16.99? Because it's less than $17.99.
User avatar #43 to #42 - akho (09/03/2014) [-]
Man, maybe you should stick to your nickname and inspect butts instead of actual stuff
User avatar #45 to #43 - buttinspecter (09/03/2014) [-]
At least my username indicates that I have a job. Now, bend over and spread your cheeks. That'll be $5. Actually, I'm having a sale. That'll be $6.
#49 to #45 - akho (09/03/2014) [-]
u dumb as a brick
#51 to #49 - buttinspecter (09/03/2014) [-]
"Bring it on, queer bait."
User avatar #62 to #52 - niggayoucantread (09/03/2014) [-]
#Rekt?
User avatar #65 to #62 - buttinspecter (09/03/2014) [-]
Well, I wasn't trying to, but he just seemed to take it so seriously.
User avatar #72 to #65 - niggayoucantread (09/03/2014) [-]
Well just goes to show you: if you take everyone on the internet seriously, you're going to have a bad time.
I'm sure someone has the pic for that but i don't so. eh.
User avatar #87 to #72 - akho (09/04/2014) [-]
I'd say make one but.. seems that literacy's a privilege these days
User avatar #90 to #87 - niggayoucantread (09/04/2014) [-]
Infact i probably would, if i wasn't on my phone at the moment. Also with my computer broken, i think someone will beat me to it. Alas, good day to you sir.
#36 - atheistzilla (09/03/2014) [-]
are there really spiders like that in all of australia, or just some parts??
are there really spiders like that in all of australia, or just some parts??
#39 to #36 - panzerfront (09/03/2014) [-]
i've been trying to find that video forever where is it?????
#41 to #40 - panzerfront (09/03/2014) [-]
Yeah!!!!
User avatar #80 to #36 - braddlesxp (09/04/2014) [-]
in all seriousness dude im almost 20 and i've only ever seen one my whole life
but i live in the city/suburban area
User avatar #127 to #80 - atheistzilla (09/04/2014) [-]
wich city?
User avatar #128 to #127 - braddlesxp (09/05/2014) [-]
adelaide
User avatar #102 to #36 - TwiztidNinja (09/04/2014) [-]
Huntsman Spider Yes they are everywhere, These spiders actually cause a few car accidents every year.
they are called Huntsmans and they are harmless.
It is the small spiders in Australia that are dangerous.
Seriously, a red backed spider is 7 times more venomous than a black widow. Huntsmans are not even venomous.
#44 to #36 - scant (09/03/2014) [-]
Everywhere.
If they're not huntsman spiders, they're funnel webs.
If they're not funnel webs, they're trapdoor spiders.
If they're not trapdoor spiders, they're redbacks.
#63 to #44 - yourdonutz ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
when i was cleaning the yard with my mum we found like 6 of them under some bricks

pic related
#119 to #44 - gurle (09/04/2014) [-]
They're all just tarantulas to me, bro
They're all just tarantulas to me, bro
User avatar #66 to #44 - niggayoucantread (09/03/2014) [-]
Aren't redbacks the Australian version of black widows?
User avatar #69 to #66 - scant (09/03/2014) [-]
Wikipedia tells me they're in the same genus.
So yeah, I guess you could say that.
They look pretty similar too.
User avatar #70 to #69 - niggayoucantread (09/03/2014) [-]
Ahh i see.
i can handle snakes venomous or not.
but i can't stand spiders. my way of thinking is "anything with more than four legs is unholy. lol
User avatar #46 to #44 - webs (09/03/2014) [-]
Spiders Everywhere.
User avatar #48 to #46 - scant (09/03/2014) [-]
I'll bet your name puts you in contact with many spiders
#50 to #48 - webs (09/03/2014) [-]
Just mostly Spider Man threads
#103 to #44 - anon (09/04/2014) [-]
not really, we do get small spiders in Australia and depending where you live you might not get much large spiders at all. Don't think I've seen any large spiders since I moved here.
User avatar #105 to #103 - janaa (09/04/2014) [-]
correction: found a hunstman while cleaning out the shed today
User avatar #112 to #105 - scant (09/04/2014) [-]
As a native Australian, I can tell you that you haven't been looking hard enough.
User avatar #113 to #112 - janaa (09/04/2014) [-]
As a native Australian I can tell you that I don't want to look hard enough
User avatar #114 to #113 - janaa (09/04/2014) [-]
We just don't really get the larger species in the southern parts of Western Australia
User avatar #93 to #44 - snowshark (09/04/2014) [-]
Oh, and in case it hasn't already been mentioned, do a 'pros of living in Australia' comp too.
User avatar #92 to #44 - snowshark (09/04/2014) [-]
In the UK we had a full-on media scare about the False Widow Spider. People got their knickers in one hell of a twist about them.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZGzYprWi74

Look at them. Look at these cute ******* . They're tiny! They have huge abdomens and are about as fast and scary as as Pope Francis moonwalking the wrong way along an airport escalator.

Australia is the game of life on Hardcore difficulty. It's really telling how good we have it in the UK when THIS constitutes the biggest media scare we've had in years.
User avatar #84 to #44 - atrocitustheking (09/04/2014) [-]
Remind me to never ******* visit your country.
#56 - veya (09/03/2014) [-]
When I lived in Australia for half an year, I always stole the ketchup packages, because no way in hell I am going to pay for freaking ketchup packages.   
   
Australia turned me to a life of crime.
When I lived in Australia for half an year, I always stole the ketchup packages, because no way in hell I am going to pay for freaking ketchup packages.

Australia turned me to a life of crime.
#58 to #56 - anon (09/03/2014) [-]
11/10 - better than csi
User avatar #89 to #56 - reginleif (09/04/2014) [-]
Which is ironic given that it's usually backwards. ;D.
#67 - midothegreat (09/03/2014) [-]
last pic
#7 - therealtjthemedic ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
>the bundaberg one
>the bundaberg one
#20 to #7 - asasqw (09/03/2014) [-]
Happened to me the other day. Took 10 minutes to pry the damned thing open
Happened to me the other day. Took 10 minutes to pry the damned thing open
#79 - icametocomment (09/04/2014) [-]
Aw, that kookaburra is cute, what's the other hitchhi--NOPE NOPE NOPE
#47 - alphadolan (09/03/2014) [-]
They're called huntsman spiders....   
   
They jump.....   
   
and they're extremly fast....   
   
 I saw one in the Philippines and it was literally the most terrible thing evar
They're called huntsman spiders....

They jump.....

and they're extremly fast....

I saw one in the Philippines and it was literally the most terrible thing evar
User avatar #54 to #47 - EnergizierAnon (09/03/2014) [-]
Except those are pretty much harmless to people.
User avatar #76 to #54 - thechosentroll (09/03/2014) [-]
Not if it makes you crash or gives you a heart attack.
User avatar #77 to #76 - EnergizierAnon (09/03/2014) [-]
That is a reaction to its sudden appearance. they cause accidents, but they themselves don't really bite or kill people. that i'm aware of anyways..
User avatar #126 to #54 - alphadolan (09/04/2014) [-]
True but I have a phobia of spiders like a lot of people so seeing one so big made me feel very uncomfortable
#71 - tiles (09/03/2014) [-]
That last one
That last one
#55 - zondor (09/03/2014) [-]
As an auzzie I can't state how much sauce prices for pies **** us off.
User avatar #19 - mrwalkerfour (09/03/2014) [-]
on the cricket one

wearing long white clothes is what your SUPPOSED to wear in heat, it covers your skin and keeps it cool, why do you think arabs wear long white robes? its better than wearing a vest and being exsposed to the dead heat
#1 - biscuitsunited (09/03/2014) [-]
We brits have this problem too.
User avatar #2 to #1 - logicstrike (09/03/2014) [-]
yeah but our summer weather is never as hot
User avatar #3 to #2 - biscuitsunited (09/03/2014) [-]
Ever played Rugby for a team, at any age?
If the crowds aren't inside to get out of the weather it's not worth playing.
User avatar #8 to #3 - englishtallybopper (09/03/2014) [-]
where the **** did you play rugby ? ive played scrum half for about 6 years and we play in all weather, unless its flooded or over 5mm of rain, clearly youre from the south
User avatar #9 to #8 - biscuitsunited (09/03/2014) [-]
What I mean is that if the weather isn't awful it's not worth playing, I've played in hail a few times.
Liverpool man myself, wouldn't say scouser though.
User avatar #10 to #9 - englishtallybopper (09/03/2014) [-]
ooooooooooooooooh i re read it im a cunt sorry m8
User avatar #12 to #10 - biscuitsunited (09/03/2014) [-]
Na s'all good. no harm done
User avatar #4 to #3 - logicstrike (09/03/2014) [-]
I was reffering to the criket
#98 - lettersonlywhy (09/04/2014) [-]
As an Australian I can confirm these are true.
#17 - mytwocents (09/03/2014) [-]
at least they don't have german problems
at least they don't have german problems
User avatar #33 to #17 - harrytheheadcrab (09/03/2014) [-]
Well to be fair, the Krauts got rid of that problem.
#53 - slothmymango (09/03/2014) [-]
MFW spiders
User avatar #21 - friedgreenpomatoes ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
That, to me, is the perfect amount of cheese.

I ******* love cheese.
#106 - anon (09/04/2014) [-]
Bird reminded me of this thing
User avatar #110 to #106 - silverhellion (09/04/2014) [-]
****** that's a scrab
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