Australian Problems comp, pt 1. Part 2: /Australian+Problems+comp+pt+2/funny-pictures/5281607/ Part 3: /Australian+Problems+comp+pt+3/funny-pictures/5281615/.. I dont think the government labels cutlery.
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#48 - niggastolemyname (09/03/2014) [-]
the last one just doesn't do justice to the real deal
User avatar #54 to #48 - roxasmovess (09/03/2014) [-]
Thank you sir, **** made no sense
User avatar #55 to #54 - niggastolemyname (09/03/2014) [-]
Makes me wonder who 'just happened' to crop off that bit
User avatar #56 to #55 - roxasmovess (09/03/2014) [-]
Yeah, seems pretty stupid, as it pretty much ruins the whole joke.
User avatar #57 to #56 - niggastolemyname (09/03/2014) [-]
'oh hahaha! silly government labeling our knives'
meanwhile on a separate website: 'look at these cheap-ass knives, they couldn't even afford to label the bag ahaha'
User avatar #5 - breakfastskippa (09/03/2014) [-]
I dont think the government labels cutlery.
User avatar #20 to #5 - howunexpected (09/03/2014) [-]
You're unable to purchase knives of any sort in Australia if you're under 18. That includes plastic knives
User avatar #49 to #20 - commontroll (09/03/2014) [-]
What. The. **** . Do they want the spider armies to win?
User avatar #32 to #20 - lennybrown (09/03/2014) [-]
Its the same in the UK sadly
User avatar #33 to #32 - howunexpected (09/03/2014) [-]
Hail America.
I hate this ******* country and just want to go home, but at least I can have bladed weaponry.
On another note, my stepfather had his taken away in a museum and they didn't return it. He sued them. SO that was fun, not sure what it has to do with ths=is, but it happened
#109 to #20 - bloodyrush (09/04/2014) [-]
are you sure? i live in the Australian capital territory and i purchased a shiny flick knife when i was 16. and there are various times through my childhood where i have purchased plastic cutlery with myself and friends and it has never been a problem. i know that at the 'king of knives' you need to be 18+ to make a purchase, but im not sure its like that elsewhere
User avatar #21 to #20 - undeadwill (09/03/2014) [-]
Really?
User avatar #23 to #21 - howunexpected (09/03/2014) [-]
Yes
User avatar #25 to #23 - undeadwill (09/03/2014) [-]
Why have you guys not done anything about it?
User avatar #26 to #25 - howunexpected (09/03/2014) [-]
I'm not Australian, I'm German.
I would assume they're unable to do anything about it because their PM is a ******* .
User avatar #27 to #26 - undeadwill (09/03/2014) [-]
PM?
User avatar #28 to #27 - howunexpected (09/03/2014) [-]
Prime Minister...
User avatar #29 to #28 - undeadwill (09/03/2014) [-]
Sorry I am a bit tired.
User avatar #30 to #29 - howunexpected (09/03/2014) [-]
Okay
User avatar #7 - paradoxrocks (09/03/2014) [-]
I feel like the sunburn on christmas day is kind of stupid, it's the middle of summer for them. It's not like it's suppose to be colder or anything then
#82 to #7 - sacker (09/04/2014) [-]
I know this is a 'Straya comp, but hear me out:
In Invercargill, New Zealand, back when my father was younger (he didn't specify what year, just in between 1957 and now), they had a White Christmas. It has been New Zealand's only recorded day of having snow on Christmas Day.
#12 to #7 - Penn (09/03/2014) [-]
I think it's more of a 'bummer' kind of thing.

More like a 'damn, what a way to ruin Christmas day'
#6 - mariohoho (09/03/2014) [-]
The spiders...
The spiders...
#4 - jesterofjesters (09/03/2014) [-]
Am I the only one who saw the sexy body with the perky tits that the sunlight created?
#16 to #4 - anon (09/03/2014) [-]
dude! Weird
User avatar #84 to #4 - hattheifbatman (09/04/2014) [-]
Praise the sun
#42 to #4 - anon (09/03/2014) [-]
Yer a lonely lil' fella, aren't ya?
#60 to #42 - jesterofjesters (09/03/2014) [-]
You say "Lonely"… I say "Observant"!
#101 to #60 - anon (09/04/2014) [-]
i definitely give you props, even CSI wouldn't be able to find that Why I Don't Watch CSI
User avatar #13 to #4 - zeroqp (09/03/2014) [-]
**zeroqp rolled comment #30 ** :
And Superman has X-ray vision.
Talk about a new level of thirsty. Holy hell.
User avatar #17 to #4 - crazyanimal (09/03/2014) [-]
Fappening 2014 is seriously getting to you bro
#8 to #4 - sugoi (09/03/2014) [-]
You're getting turned on by a shadow.
Cmon bro...
#35 to #24 - leonhardt (09/03/2014) [-]
And that's gg no re
#15 - oosulley (09/03/2014) [-]
Last one
Last one
#31 to #15 - dharkmoswen ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
This is also a knife.
#80 - finalfantasymaster (09/03/2014) [-]
>MFW Australia
>MFW Australia
User avatar #44 - hentaisweetie (09/03/2014) [-]
idg the last one. Your supposed to label what your getting regardless of how obvious.
User avatar #51 to #44 - mumblesthepyro ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
You're unable to purchase knives of any sort in Australia if you're under 18.
User avatar #52 to #51 - mumblesthepyro ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
I actually don't know if that's true just saw it floating around on the internet which obviously, is the most trustworthy source.
User avatar #115 to #51 - HonkIfIDriveWell (12/06/2014) [-]
I'm Australian, but I can't even understand where that logic began. It's not like being stabbed by a minor is worse than being stabbed by an adult.
#61 to #51 - zondor (09/03/2014) [-]
I'm auzzie and can confirm that this is BS
User avatar #62 to #61 - mumblesthepyro ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
Thanks the clarification m8
User avatar #64 to #62 - mumblesthepyro ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
for*
#58 - doctorprofessornv (09/03/2014) [-]
Fun fact, that spider in the bananas is likely not from Australia at all. It's is probably a Brazilian wandering spider. Not only is this spider the most venomous species in the world, it is also incredibly aggressive. It will literally chase you down if it feels threatened; if you swat at it with a broom it will respond by running up the broom handle and into your shirt sleeve, after which it will proceed to bite the **** out of you until it gets bored of biting you. They are also incredibly fast, so you better haul ass if you want to get away. Due to the fact that they hide in banana plantations (among many other human-packed areas), they occasionally find their way into shipments of bananas going worldwide. Thus, always watch your hands when picking out bananas at the grocery store.

The only upside is that there is an effective antivenom, so most bites can be treated in time.
User avatar #75 to #58 - cumfartz (09/03/2014) [-]
fuk u! ur a cat wearing GLASSES!!!!! Fuk DO YOU KNO?
#77 to #58 - finalfantasymaster (09/03/2014) [-]
you watched 1000 ways to die didn't you squidward, cuz i did my research after seeing that episode, god the dude got bitten by one of those, banged like 4 chicks and died while banging the fifth, godamn boner poison...   
still not a bad way to go...   
unless you are a lonely 			****		 like me in which case you are 			******		...
you watched 1000 ways to die didn't you squidward, cuz i did my research after seeing that episode, god the dude got bitten by one of those, banged like 4 chicks and died while banging the fifth, godamn boner poison...
still not a bad way to go...
unless you are a lonely **** like me in which case you are ****** ...
#88 to #58 - monozo (09/04/2014) [-]
*******		 spiders man
******* spiders man
#106 to #58 - anon (09/04/2014) [-]
it makes me happy that i actually figured that one out for myself. i used to be really into spiders and all the weird facts about them. when i first found out about this spider, i was about 12 or 13. i was afraid of bananas for about a year or 2.
User avatar #66 to #58 - thespartanpony (09/03/2014) [-]
Curiosity: how long does a victim of an untreated bite usually live?
or if it isn't fatal, how bad does it hurt?
User avatar #68 to #66 - regimentbluefly (09/03/2014) [-]
The spiders neurotoxin causes loss of muscle control and breathing problems, resulting in paralysis and eventual asphyxiation.

Also you will have an erection for several hours
source:en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brazilian_wandering_spider#Toxicity_and_prey
User avatar #69 to #68 - thespartanpony (09/03/2014) [-]
hot diggity. that sounds painful.
and how did you know i have a boner?
#70 to #69 - regimentbluefly (09/03/2014) [-]
I always know
I always know
#71 to #70 - thespartanpony (09/03/2014) [-]
And knowing is half the battle
#45 - doctordalek (09/03/2014) [-]
>Crocs period
User avatar #92 to #45 - alphagex ONLINE (09/04/2014) [-]
If i was living in upside down world, Crocs will be the least of my worries, you know with those insect jelly fish spider and anything else trying to kill you
#11 - arcticastronaut (09/03/2014) [-]
All of the reasons not to go to Austalia
All of the reasons not to go to Austalia
User avatar #41 to #11 - adunsaveme (09/03/2014) [-]
shhh just come
#89 to #41 - monozo (09/04/2014) [-]
'Stralia. Not even once
'Stralia. Not even once
#76 - littlejimmycratner (09/03/2014) [-]
You know, sometimes i like to think that FJ is the Australia of the internet.. We are just that community everyone knows and just accepts. No raids, no wars, just 'THOSE guys'.
User avatar #81 to #76 - finalfantasymaster (09/03/2014) [-]
yeah, so we just watch them from the corner of the world
User avatar #1 - immatakeaduty (09/03/2014) [-]
Elaborate that last one for me plox
User avatar #2 to #1 - succubus ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
I think it's referring to how plainly the government thinks we're stupid. Plastic knives = not much of a threat
#18 to #2 - benjamins (09/03/2014) [-]
I feel stupid...
Can you explain further?
User avatar #10 to #2 - pwnagraphy (09/03/2014) [-]
Well I mean it is a country of ex-con's, themselves included
User avatar #3 to #2 - immatakeaduty (09/03/2014) [-]
righto mate
User avatar #22 to #1 - howunexpected (09/03/2014) [-]
Persons under the age of 18 are not allowed to buy any knives, not even plastic food knives, in Australia
User avatar #50 to #22 - artyomthebadass (09/03/2014) [-]
Incorrect...
User avatar #34 - leonhardt (09/03/2014) [-]
I don't get the last one. It's just a pack of plastic knives.
What's the deal?
User avatar #43 to #34 - iced ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
in the original picture you can see a sign under the knives saying "must be 18 to purchase knives." in ausiland you have to be 18 to buy knifes even if they are plastic.
#99 - dernger (09/04/2014) [-]
Australia content
swell with pride
#85 - hattheifbatman (09/04/2014) [-]
Dem spiders
Why
#79 to #67 - darkangeloffire ONLINE (09/03/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#46 - kidink (09/03/2014) [-]
damn spiders
damn spiders
#102 - dtanobo (09/04/2014) [-]
******** , no one here with dignity wears crocs.
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