Assorted Internets #30
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beastkenten [OP]
ONLINE (10/09/2015) [+] (4 replies)
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corps (10/09/2015) [-] What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
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chalex (10/09/2015) [-] If I've said it once, I'll say it a thousand times. **** that bitch in the first gif with the disgusted look on her face.
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brandinifettucine (10/09/2015) [-] That woman in the first gif. I get it if you don't want to be in the kiss cam with someone you hardly/don't know but don't make a face like that when someone recovers from an awkward situation.
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angryhornet (10/09/2015) [-] I have such a hatred for that woman. Seems like the kind of person who just always kills the fun
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platinumaltaria ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-] Hey man, I just came here for spoopy john cena...
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miknab (10/09/2015) [-] This proves it. Package inside bush. Bush angry about it. Bush did 9/11. Boom.
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leedledee (10/09/2015) [-] I finally went to counselling about my depression and suicidal thoughts after almost a decade. My counselor was very supportive and now I feel like I'm on the right track to being happy again
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bwiedieter (10/09/2015) [-]
Best wishes, bruh. It´s going to be hard, there will be more than enough days where you´ll want to skip, where you´ll want to give up because it´s just too much work right now. Never give in to that feeling! Never! Not even once!
That´s one of the first 4-dimensional objects I´ve ever seen done physically. Neat.
That´s one of the first 4-dimensional objects I´ve ever seen done physically. Neat.
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marthana (10/09/2015) [-] HAHA NOBODY HAS IT WORSE THAN ME I AM THE SPECIALIST OF THE SNOWFLAKES
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dotheherpaderp (10/09/2015) [-] No, but it should provide some perspective. Nobody likes to admit it, but we do find glee in the misery of others. When you see someone receiving CPR on the sidewalk, or when a kid with cerebral palsy rolls past you with a fixed, lifeless grin, you're very likely to hear a faint "thank **** that ain't me" from deep within. I know I do, and I'm not ashamed of my innate survival psychology.
Schadenfreude doesn't make your problem go away, but it was never meant to; it's an analgesic, not a cure. Knowing that someone has it worse than you solves nothing, but we as intelligent primates have a strong tendency to make comparisons, and if our problem pales in comparison to someone else's, there is much sensible yet often guilty comfort in the realization that we do not have to expend as much time, effort and/or resources to overcome our ordeal as they do.
Schadenfreude works because life is a race. Anyone who has it worse than you is just another loser staring at your ass as you hobble hastily towards the setting sun.
Schadenfreude doesn't make your problem go away, but it was never meant to; it's an analgesic, not a cure. Knowing that someone has it worse than you solves nothing, but we as intelligent primates have a strong tendency to make comparisons, and if our problem pales in comparison to someone else's, there is much sensible yet often guilty comfort in the realization that we do not have to expend as much time, effort and/or resources to overcome our ordeal as they do.
Schadenfreude works because life is a race. Anyone who has it worse than you is just another loser staring at your ass as you hobble hastily towards the setting sun.
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anon (10/09/2015) [-]
The point of it was just because x person has it worse than you doesn't mean your problem isnt' valid. Not that she's a special snowflake whos problems matter more than everyone elses.
It's the "kids are starving in Africa so you shouldn't be sad about x" argument and it's ******* dumb
It's the "kids are starving in Africa so you shouldn't be sad about x" argument and it's ******* dumb
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mechagodzilla (10/09/2015) [-] I am 2down to do the mozzarella sticks, but oh god that's a lot of ******** to put in your body.
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supersixfourr ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-] This one kinda hits me hard. I got stressed in college and it made me depressed BECAUSE I knew others have it worse than me.
My dream is to become an Air Force Officer but I felt that if I could not handle a few simple college assignments, how could I handle being a leader? So I wanted to die. That was a year ago
My dream is to become an Air Force Officer but I felt that if I could not handle a few simple college assignments, how could I handle being a leader? So I wanted to die. That was a year ago
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anon (10/09/2015) [-] I only say it because people who self-diagnose themselves say they're depressed when in reality they're too ******* lazy. have it be someone who's clinically depressed or near suicidal is when is no joke.
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whatupbiatch (10/09/2015) [-] My sister wasn't diagnosed because my parents wouldn't take her to a doctor.
She thought having suicidal thoughts were normal, that everyone thinks that way.
Going undiagnosed can be dangerous but sometimes it's a matter of access.
She thought having suicidal thoughts were normal, that everyone thinks that way.
Going undiagnosed can be dangerous but sometimes it's a matter of access.
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kwanzalord (10/09/2015) [-] nah.... it's just her.
She's really cute and she does it in a cute way.
Have some lame neckbeard say a pun like that and it's just wtf...
She's really cute and she does it in a cute way.
Have some lame neckbeard say a pun like that and it's just wtf...
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kwanzalord (10/09/2015) [-] **kwanzalord used "*roll picture*"**
**kwanzalord rolled image**Those girls are so rare.
Most girls I've dated that are attractive have been one way or another...cunts
**kwanzalord rolled image**Those girls are so rare.
Most girls I've dated that are attractive have been one way or another...cunts
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kwanzalord (10/09/2015) [-] The Taylor Swift argument I see.
But you're right, I clearly am at fault.
I pick the wrong girl. I can't blame them
But you're right, I clearly am at fault.
I pick the wrong girl. I can't blame them
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skeletorexplains ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-] As someone who works with an elderly woman who has depression, It isn't anyones place to really say "You're depressed" "You're not depressed" if you know, you're not a doctor.
People with depression have it pretty bad, especially with chronic depression due to a ****** childhood & suicidal thoughts. They really do get the comments like "oh people have it worse, you'll get over it" when in reality, no, they won't. They have a ****** life and they'll probably have strong urges to kill themselves.
So i'd rather just believe someone has depression since i'm not going to be an asshole and depend "Proof"
People with depression have it pretty bad, especially with chronic depression due to a ****** childhood & suicidal thoughts. They really do get the comments like "oh people have it worse, you'll get over it" when in reality, no, they won't. They have a ****** life and they'll probably have strong urges to kill themselves.
So i'd rather just believe someone has depression since i'm not going to be an asshole and depend "Proof"
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furrypuppy (10/09/2015) [-] I'll agree that a lot of people use the term depression too easily. But honestly, assuming everyone's who's not clinically diagnosed with depression is using it as an excuse is a dangerous game to play.
