Asshole = Get Bitches. .. fixed You forgot the fedora
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#25 to #14 - droop (02/12/2014) [-]
Actually that's a Pomsky.
Actually that's a Pomsky.
#58 to #25 - thewulfman (02/12/2014) [-]
Actually no it's not.
User avatar #32 - Blargosnarf (02/12/2014) [-]
I think his shadow weighs 12 pounds.
User avatar #33 to #32 - vgmddg (02/12/2014) [-]
How Much Does a Shadow Weigh?
#34 to #33 - anon (02/12/2014) [-]
faggots has a degree in vsauce videos.
#23 - anon (02/12/2014) [-]
Calling someone a douchebag who's personality you haven't got to know personally actually makes you a bag of douche.
User avatar #24 to #23 - leobreacker (02/12/2014) [-]
Agreed.
User avatar #123 to #23 - theodordronen (02/12/2014) [-]
Reminds me of a time when I was a bit of a prejudiced dick and there was a jock who used to sit in front of me who I "hated" and one day he turned around and was all like "Hey man! Never get a chance to talk to you, what's up?"

Nothing more aggravating than liking someone you were comfortable disliking
#187 to #123 - shannonrw (02/12/2014) [-]
Aww, that's nice. It's okay, we're all a little prejudiced until we get to know people.
#12 - include (02/11/2014) [-]
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#18 - anon (02/12/2014) [-]
HOW DARE A WOMAN NOT BE ATTRACTED TO ME!
User avatar #68 to #18 - snaresinger (02/12/2014) [-]
That's... that's the joke.
#103 to #68 - anon (02/12/2014) [-]
See, this is when trying to prove you're smart backfires.
User avatar #216 to #103 - snaresinger (02/13/2014) [-]
Also check comment #69. Notice that it's saying the exact same thing, but it got thumbed up, because funnyjunk is made of ******* lemmings who thumbed me down because they thumbed the anon (you?) up.
#217 to #216 - anon (02/13/2014) [-]
no no no, you got thumbed down because thats not the joke. The joke is that he's fat, anon just added a smart comment about the fat guy which obviously was funny and deserved all 100 + of his thumbs. You were justly thumbed down by people with a regular sense of humour, not a community of autism that just thumbs randomly.
User avatar #215 to #103 - snaresinger (02/13/2014) [-]
Yes, I was trying to prove I'm smart to the internet. That's why I said it. Mhmm. Yep. Yeppers.
User avatar #30 to #18 - weenieandthebutt (02/12/2014) [-]
Feminists are no better whenever they bitch about beauty standards and the whole "HURR DURR BIG IS BEAUTIFUL"
#84 - silverhellion (02/12/2014) [-]
someone needs a pokeflute to wake this 			************		 up to reality.
someone needs a pokeflute to wake this ************ up to reality.
#6 - sebullon (02/11/2014) [-]
*fixed
You forgot the fedora
#127 to #6 - theplogyr (02/12/2014) [-]
Haha, le fedora meme, look at me im sebullon, im not friendzoney bcuz i dont laik fedora pls fj give me ur acceptance i use ur hat meme, le best meme!!1! xD
User avatar #28 to #6 - commiechameleon (02/12/2014) [-]
Looks like a fat RCMP
User avatar #128 to #28 - whiteusername (02/12/2014) [-]
We got a Canadian here guys, hide the beer and the gravy.
#41 to #6 - thatonetyler (02/12/2014) [-]
now the shadow looks like smokey the bear
#112 - omnipunk (02/12/2014) [-]
"I dress way better than most of these faggots"
#102 - WolfPrince (02/12/2014) [-]
Photoshop level: Euphoric.
User avatar #104 to #102 - departed (02/12/2014) [-]
I WAS JUST GOING TO DO THAT.... You bastard... I'll post my version anyways when I'm done...
#108 to #102 - departed (02/12/2014) [-]
I spent way to much time making this...
#110 to #108 - departed (02/12/2014) [-]
I can't stop...
User avatar #144 to #110 - xbonezbreaker (02/12/2014) [-]
holy **** dude, are you ok
User avatar #114 to #108 - WolfPrince (02/12/2014) [-]
Much better than mine, good job.
User avatar #121 to #114 - departed (02/12/2014) [-]
Thanks.
User avatar #17 - weenieandthebutt (02/12/2014) [-]
Douchebags get women, not because women are inherently attracted to asshole behaviour but just because they simply have those qualities and have a lot more to offer. Saying that a girl should fall for you for being a 'nice guy' is like a restaurant whose only selling point is that their food won't poison you.
#118 - anon (02/12/2014) [-]
That reaction pics on the right is like the image version of the sitcom laugh-tracks.
#126 to #118 - rickyleipzig ONLINE (02/12/2014) [-]
you just interpreted my mind
#125 - walcorn (02/12/2014) [-]
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User avatar #134 to #125 - sabcy (02/12/2014) [-]
the reason I'm lonely is cause I'm an auto-sexual.
#180 to #134 - anon (02/12/2014) [-]
thats the best kind of sexual

what does it mean again ?
User avatar #181 to #180 - sabcy (02/12/2014) [-]
It means I have sexual fantasy about ******* myself.
#139 to #125 - anon (02/12/2014) [-]
says the faggot that looks like a pink version of tingle.
User avatar #133 to #125 - sabcy (02/12/2014) [-]
... actually I tried gay, didn't work for me.
User avatar #140 to #125 - plokix (02/12/2014) [-]
The only reason I'm lonely is because Frank won't let me get the Pussy tonight.
#85 - jellymadofficer (02/12/2014) [-]
don't be so insecure, Gabe... to me, you are beautiful.
#94 to #85 - mrpavelowgrimm (02/12/2014) [-]
To you? Bitch gabe is a fine peace of ass to any sentient creature.
To you? Bitch gabe is a fine peace of ass to any sentient creature.
#130 to #94 - atomicman (02/12/2014) [-]
yea there's no way around that. Litteraly too
#129 - devourhim (02/12/2014) [-]
I dress much better than these assholes
#132 to #129 - tankeruber (02/12/2014) [-]
Devo is cool, but Pudge actually dresses better, because Valve Hats.
User avatar #219 to #132 - devourhim (02/14/2014) [-]
their art is awesome and stuff, but i kinda don't like dota, i'm not saying it sucks but the gameplay is slow and hon is a bit quicker :3 (my opinion)
User avatar #220 to #219 - tankeruber (02/14/2014) [-]
Dota 2 only feels slower because the Meta is not as ganking oriented as HoN. I liked HoN too, but I went over to Dota 2 because muh classic WC3 Dota.
User avatar #221 to #220 - devourhim (02/15/2014) [-]
:3
#53 - silverlance (02/12/2014) [-]
If his shadow had featured the telltale wide brim of a fedora then I would have 			*******		 died
If his shadow had featured the telltale wide brim of a fedora then I would have ******* died
User avatar #124 to #53 - zirogravity (02/12/2014) [-]
comment #6
#63 to #53 - anon (02/12/2014) [-]
User avatar #80 to #63 - huffe (02/12/2014) [-]
and yet they look exactly as gay
#113 to #63 - anon (02/12/2014) [-]
I did this before -_- why do you people still don't get it.
#97 to #63 - nimba (02/12/2014) [-]
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#48 - gatodelfuego (02/12/2014) [-]
"his qt 3.14"
"his qt 3.14"
#54 to #48 - sympathyforme (02/12/2014) [-]
Took me a minute.
#55 to #48 - anon (02/12/2014) [-]
that's always been used.
#69 - snaresinger (02/12/2014) [-]
inb4 a million people call him a euphoric neckbeard
guys
that's the ****** joke
User avatar #70 to #69 - snaresinger (02/12/2014) [-]
Of course I could be mistaken, and this guy could honestly be like that... but even then, that's why it's funny, so please don't kill it by pointing it out
#10 - theluppijackal (02/11/2014) [-]
okay I must be retarded because
I don't get it
is it because he's fat?
Or is he wearing a trench coat or some **** ?
User avatar #71 to #10 - sexwithyourwife (02/12/2014) [-]
he's fat and if you look at his hair it's looks pretty bad and the shape seems like i'd be greasy
User avatar #66 to #10 - galaxyguy (02/12/2014) [-]
To be exact it's funny because his shadow indicates that he conforms with a stereotype of fat virging neckbeards, which we've arbitrarily chosen to despise, despite about a good 30 - 60% of our site's population falling under that demographic.

So, the usual. It's funny cause he's fat.
User avatar #73 to #10 - quackyquack (02/12/2014) [-]
He is fat and gay.
User avatar #77 to #10 - cosmicapprentice (02/12/2014) [-]
Thumbed because Ikari Shinji.
#184 to #10 - Killerwale (02/12/2014) [-]
you're too nice of a person to be hanging with us...
you're too nice of a person to be hanging with us...
#61 to #10 - anon (02/12/2014) [-]
it's the words he uses, implying he is somehow a looker compared to these other guys, when in reality he probably just looks like a washed out basement lurker. plus his hair looks like it'd pretty ******* dumb.
User avatar #111 to #61 - oaaaa (02/12/2014) [-]
a washed out basement lurker. lol what?
#15 to #10 - scant (02/12/2014) [-]
In all likelihood, probably both
#153 to #15 - murpmurp ONLINE (02/12/2014) [-]
Maybe  all,i hate being associated with fat people ;-;   
   
Go jog or some 			****		! its to late for meeeeeeee
Maybe all,i hate being associated with fat people ;-;

Go jog or some **** ! its to late for meeeeeeee
#120 to #15 - anon (02/12/2014) [-]
With a fedora tucked under his belt..
User avatar #16 to #15 - theluppijackal (02/12/2014) [-]
touche
User avatar #11 to #10 - asadshoe (02/11/2014) [-]
He's fat.
User avatar #13 to #11 - theluppijackal (02/11/2014) [-]
okie, thanks for clarifying
#115 - dehumanizer ONLINE (02/12/2014) [-]
>people think the post is legit   
>poeple dont realise the pic is an ironic joke   
   
so much cancer...
>people think the post is legit
>poeple dont realise the pic is an ironic joke

so much cancer...
#116 to #115 - itsbendingtime (02/12/2014) [-]
it was legit, I remember the original on /fa/
#122 to #116 - dehumanizer ONLINE (02/12/2014) [-]
the pic yes but i dont belive the fat shadow guy is the same 4chan poster
#86 - metalcoldreaper (02/12/2014) [-]
Could always go back a hundred or 2 hundred years if you're not happy about being fat.

You'd have to be ready to accept fat women as beautiful though.

Since Weight was a size of wealth back then, etc etc.

Long story short: Get fit or get a time machine.
#88 to #86 - cactusupthebutt (02/12/2014) [-]
Or. You can get healthy and still be fat.

No that is not an oxymoron.
#93 to #88 - aetri (02/12/2014) [-]
What did you call him!?
YOU are a moron!
(inb4 ^ joke)
User avatar #145 to #88 - toastersburnthings (02/12/2014) [-]
not that fat tho
#208 to #145 - cactusupthebutt (02/12/2014) [-]
When you level our your needs for the body, the body will automatically cut back on the fat. Fat is just the bodies secondary storage of sugars. So by cutting back and maintaining a healthy level of everything you end up leveling out your body. Your body ultimately brings you to your bodies healthy size. Mine just happened to end at 270.
User avatar #209 to #208 - toastersburnthings (02/12/2014) [-]
still not as fat as the dude(?) in the pic tho
User avatar #210 to #209 - cactusupthebutt (02/12/2014) [-]
No. But really, you shouldn't be bagging on a person for their life choices. At least they're not you, right?
User avatar #211 to #210 - toastersburnthings (02/12/2014) [-]
just providing a counterargument. you seem to know your **** . also if anything the dude(?) in the pic is the one bagging on people for their life choices for no particular reason whatsoever
User avatar #212 to #211 - cactusupthebutt (02/12/2014) [-]
Again, that's his life choice. If the said person or person's caught him doing this then they are entitled to defend themselves. But only with words, in my opinion. You can't really beat the living snot out of someone for saying something unless it belittles/slanders them. Then you're free to defend yourself in anyway that won't kill him.
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