Aspiring comedian. . Led Adrian Lucia LO ii I don' t want to be e millionaire, must want enough money to be able to stare off into the distance while pumping on
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Aspiring comedian

Led Adrian Lucia
LO ii
I don' t want to be e millionaire, must want enough money to be able to stare
off into the distance while pumping on
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#4 - theannoyingFJguy (04/10/2014) [-]
"Pumping gas"
User avatar #30 to #4 - amsel (04/10/2014) [-]
except when millionaires pump gas that way, they stare into the mirror
#12 - whyyounonumbers (04/10/2014) [-]
If you prepay you can be relatively poor and still stare off into the distance while your gas pumps.
If you prepay you can be relatively poor and still stare off into the distance while your gas pumps.
#20 to #12 - chrispoot ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
That ruins the fun.
User avatar #59 to #20 - Durp (04/11/2014) [-]
But you save ten cents per gallon.
User avatar #28 to #20 - dragostarc (04/10/2014) [-]
Is that grandmother Johnathan Banks?
User avatar #66 to #12 - techjoker (04/11/2014) [-]
You won't have enough time to catch a glimpse of it.
User avatar #31 to #12 - sheepysquirrel (04/10/2014) [-]
Believe me or don't, but I added the text to that gif.

It has little value, but I enjoy seeing it spread all over the web. yes I've seen it multiple times on other sites
#33 to #31 - anonymouzx (04/10/2014) [-]
I did something similar. I didn't put as much effort as you though but I cropped this and had seen it on other sites as well
#3 - gangbangtime (04/10/2014) [-]
So he wants to be a billionaire?
#26 to #3 - lolzordz (04/10/2014) [-]
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#65 to #5 - supercookieduster (04/11/2014) [-]
I gotta watch some more of that tonite
I gotta watch some more of that tonite
#1 - John Cena (04/10/2014) [-]
what do you do if your doing a complete fill?
#2 to #1 - rodman (04/10/2014) [-]
**** ****** ive had to use spare change to put gas in my tank
User avatar #36 to #1 - fukkentyranitar (04/11/2014) [-]
Struggle more than I did last week.
User avatar #6 to #1 - samsaysbai (04/10/2014) [-]
cry into my wallet.
User avatar #25 - arguemango (04/10/2014) [-]
In New Jersey, people pump gas for you. So i can stare into the distance and look like i have servants do it for me
#42 to #25 - tenfatcats (04/11/2014) [-]
As a New Yorker, i would go to Football/Soccer/Concerts held in Jersey, fill my tank with $40 that gets pumped for me instead of the usual $55 and then laugh all the way to the border.
As a New Yorker, i would go to Football/Soccer/Concerts held in Jersey, fill my tank with $40 that gets pumped for me instead of the usual $55 and then laugh all the way to the border.
User avatar #60 - fzjoss (04/11/2014) [-]
Im from Venezuela so i dont get it, a full 40lts tank costs about 0.05$
inb4 a ******** of red thumbs, im not bragging, just sayin, everything else is ****** in this country, so atleast we get cheap gas
User avatar #7 - demandsgayversion (04/10/2014) [-]
How do you know when to stop?
User avatar #11 to #7 - raidaltamimi (04/10/2014) [-]
that's what she asked.
User avatar #8 to #7 - hockeykicksass ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
the pump stops when the tank is full
User avatar #14 to #8 - demandsgayversion (04/10/2014) [-]
I'm a college student, I've never filled my tank.
User avatar #17 to #14 - hockeykicksass ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
I'm from New Jersey, were not allowed to pump gas
User avatar #19 to #17 - demandsgayversion (04/10/2014) [-]
I give my boyfriend **** about that all the time
#39 to #19 - John Cena (04/11/2014) [-]
I drink orange juice straight from the carton.
User avatar #9 to #8 - critality ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
How does the pump know when to stop?
#10 to #9 - pineapplepeople (04/10/2014) [-]
The government monitors your gas consumption and then sends a message to the gas pump, preventing you from purchasing more gas than you've consumed.
User avatar #16 to #9 - hockeykicksass ONLINE (04/10/2014) [-]
How Does A Gas Nozzle Know When To Shut Off?
User avatar #15 to #7 - theundone (04/10/2014) [-]
You get a click when the gas/petrol reaches the tanks limit, and the pump shuts off. Don't know how it does, just does.
#61 to #15 - neelix (04/11/2014) [-]
It's to do with a small air hole in the nossel of the pump. When the fuel covers the end of the nossel (eg the tank is full), a vacum is created and this stops the pump.
User avatar #62 to #61 - ryderjbudde (04/11/2014) [-]
No, it's magic.
User avatar #34 - pabloenis (04/10/2014) [-]
Or you live in a country with an amazing public traffic system and don't have to worry about driving cars ;)
User avatar #37 to #34 - MrKittyKat ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
What country is this?
User avatar #41 to #37 - pabloenis (04/11/2014) [-]
Switzerland. But if you live in a city or small country you don't need a car anyways.
User avatar #51 to #34 - nigeltheoutlaw (04/11/2014) [-]
Good for you I guess. I like cars, and would probably own one anyways just because of that.
#38 to #34 - John Cena (04/11/2014) [-]
And have to associated myself with peasants? No, thank you. I have more class than that.
User avatar #40 to #38 - pabloenis (04/11/2014) [-]
>funnyjunk user
>class
choose one ;)
User avatar #54 to #40 - shion (04/11/2014) [-]
so you dont have class?
User avatar #71 to #54 - pabloenis (04/11/2014) [-]
of course not. Don't tell me you have class ;)
#35 to #34 - themassivefail ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
**** that. Cars for the win. ;)
User avatar #21 - starblood (04/10/2014) [-]
I'm so lost
jokexplain
User avatar #24 to #21 - hoponthefeelstrain (04/10/2014) [-]
people closesly monitor the how much they'll have to pay for their gas because usually they only have a limited amount of money to spend and don't want to go over that limit.
#56 - cypprus (04/11/2014) [-]
**cypprus rolled image** How i aspire to become a comedian.
#22 - lorkhan (04/10/2014) [-]
MFW content included my name.
#27 to #22 - notaboss (04/10/2014) [-]
Karen?
User avatar #29 to #27 - lorkhan (04/10/2014) [-]
Eh no. Adrian.
User avatar #58 to #29 - Durp (04/11/2014) [-]
Hey we've got the same name though I'm adrienne
#69 to #58 - lorkhan (04/11/2014) [-]
It feels like seeing a celebrity.
It feels like seeing a celebrity.
User avatar #45 to #29 - tombombadil (04/11/2014) [-]
Dat Screen name tho

I love Morrowind
#32 - nagafever (04/10/2014) [-]
**nagafever rolled image** i sometimes take a quick sneakpeek off into the distance while groceryshopping
**nagafever rolled image** i sometimes take a quick sneakpeek off into the distance while groceryshopping
User avatar #67 - Metallicock (04/11/2014) [-]
get a motorcycle. $4 at most to fill up, and thats even using the expensive stuff.
User avatar #64 - misterobotunicorn (04/11/2014) [-]
i guess its different where i live ( still in America) over here we pay for the gas in the store, then the gas pump just stops automatically when it reaches the amount you paid for. So i guess i can still feel rich
User avatar #68 to #64 - mondominiman ONLINE (04/11/2014) [-]
There are plenty of places where I live that lets you prepay as well. I personally don't like too just in case the tank fills up with less than what I paid for. Then I gotta do that walk back and ask for money back.
User avatar #63 - misterobotunicorn (04/11/2014) [-]
i dont understand this joke
#47 - Acity (04/11/2014) [-]
**Acity rolled image**
#46 - John Cena (04/11/2014) [-]
america has the richest homeless people in the wolrd...think about it
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#44 - John Cena (04/11/2014) [-]
Being from Oregon it took another minute to get the joke...damn our laws!
User avatar #55 to #44 - A Pickle (04/11/2014) [-]
Don't forget New Jersey!
User avatar #23 - hoponthefeelstrain (04/10/2014) [-]
I have a Honda Civic and it takes about 30 bucks to fill all the way up (using medium grade gas) and I only have to fill it up about once a month.
#48 to #23 - robbiemad (04/11/2014) [-]
Where are you from? Thats hella cheap
Where are you from? Thats hella cheap
User avatar #49 to #48 - hoponthefeelstrain (04/11/2014) [-]
virginia, close to D.C. it's about $3.60 a gallon using midgrade stuff
#50 to #49 - robbiemad (04/11/2014) [-]
A gallon being 2.5 right? Im ignorant dude
#57 to #52 - robbiemad (04/11/2014) [-]
2.5 L*
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