Asian Mike Lavin And His Cat
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dudemiesterman ONLINE (11/09/2015) [-] Dead animals don't usually breathe and blink, but hey, I'm not a scientist.
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therealhodor (11/09/2015) [-]
It's just because everyone saying it's cute and what-not. It's not quite so cute when you realize it's dead or fake. I'm a buzzkill alright.
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oldmanmagee (11/09/2015) [-] It doesn't look real near the middle/end, but the cats eyes close in the beginning, and it looks like it's breaking. So it's probably just yellow magic
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ryderjbudde (11/09/2015) [-] >cat's eyeballs move at the beginning
>cat's eyes open and close
>breathing
>strings are actually not visible on the contrary
>cat's eyes open and close
>breathing
>strings are actually not visible on the contrary
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hellomynameisbill (11/09/2015) [-] 'tis a joke.
It takes basis on the nature of buzzkills at magic shows and their tendency to try and heckle at the magician. These hecklers do this to sound smart because they think everyone is stupid enough to believe magic is real. we all know he's pulling a trick mate.
It takes basis on the nature of buzzkills at magic shows and their tendency to try and heckle at the magician. These hecklers do this to sound smart because they think everyone is stupid enough to believe magic is real. we all know he's pulling a trick mate.
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deutschblut (11/09/2015) [-] Filipinos are not really Asian
Say that and a Pinoy ********* will erupt all over the net! lol Unggoy ako!
PS-That is a terrible way to prepare your dinner.
Say that and a Pinoy ********* will erupt all over the net! lol Unggoy ako!
PS-That is a terrible way to prepare your dinner.
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StinkyCheese (11/09/2015) [-] Yes they are.
The Phillipines is located in Southeast Asia.
The Phillipines is located in Southeast Asia.
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deutschblut (11/09/2015) [-] They are Pacific Islands.
Therefore they are Pacific Islanders.
Have you ever seen a Filipino?
Looks more like a ****** than an Asian...
If they are Asian, why don't they look Asian?
Therefore they are Pacific Islanders.
Have you ever seen a Filipino?
Looks more like a ****** than an Asian...
If they are Asian, why don't they look Asian?
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anon (11/09/2015) [-]
Also,
"Filipinos were Asians.
Just check the link I provided:
Southeast Asians, including:
Thai people
Vietnamese people
Filipino people
Bamar
Cambodian people
Bruneian people
Lao people
Malaysian people
Singaporean people
Indonesian people
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian
Excluded
Inhabitants of the following islands and regions are not considered to be Pacific Islanders: Russia's Kuril Islands, Alaska's Aleutian Islands, Taiwan, Japan, The Philippines, Malaysia, Singapore, and Indonesia as they are not located within the three regions of Oceania (Polynesia, Micronesia and Melanesia).
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacific_Islander "
Going anon so I don't get salted on twice.
"Filipinos were Asians.
Just check the link I provided:
Southeast Asians, including:
Thai people
Vietnamese people
Filipino people
Bamar
Cambodian people
Bruneian people
Lao people
Malaysian people
Singaporean people
Indonesian people
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asian
Excluded
Inhabitants of the following islands and regions are not considered to be Pacific Islanders: Russia's Kuril Islands, Alaska's Aleutian Islands, Taiwan, Japan, The Philippines, Malaysia, Singapore, and Indonesia as they are not located within the three regions of Oceania (Polynesia, Micronesia and Melanesia).
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacific_Islander "
Going anon so I don't get salted on twice.
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StinkyCheese (11/09/2015) [-] "The Philippines (Listeni/ˈfɪlɨpiːnz/; Filipino: Pilipinas [ˌpɪlɪˈpinɐs]), officially known as the Republic of the Philippines (Filipino: Republika ng Pilipinas), is a sovereign island country in Southeast Asia situated in the western Pacific Ocean. It consists of 7,107 islands that are categorized broadly under three main geographical divisions: Luzon, Visayas, and Mindanao."
Do you even know what Wikipedia is, ******* ?
Indians are also classified as Asians, you don't have to look the same if you're in the same continent, cunt. Even though Filipinos share obvious features with "common" Asians.
Comments from a Youtube video discussing this - "Japan is also an island, that doesn't make the Japanese "Pacific Islanders". The Philippines is an archipelago that is very close to the mainland, much like Japan. It is not a remote group of islands in the middle of the Pacific like Guam, Samoa, or Fiji. Sorry, Pinoy, you're Asian, embrace it." "go to the Philippines and absolutely NO self-respecting native Filipinos will categorize themselves as Pacific Islanders, NOBODY -- except for these self-induced identity confused Filipinos living in the US. Be proud to be Asians, you delusional assholes." "You can tell that SOME Filipinos who either migrated or was born in America are ashamed of their heritage. Pacific islanders, really? Why? So should we consider Japanese people Pacific Islanders as well? Since Japan is also an island country and they're in the pacific ocean. If looks will be a basis for being called a pacific islander, then what about the Indonesians and Thais since they look similar to Filipinos?"
uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20061027234336AAFsuaG "Purely asian. Our history revolve in asia, our heritage are asian, our ancestors were from Asia.
The Aetas arrived in the Philippines more than 30,000 BCE through land bridges, possibly from China and Polynesia.
The Austronesians from Taiwan settled northern Luzon around 2500 BCE. They spread to the rest of the Philippines and later colonized most of Maritime Southeast Asia and the Western Pacific Islands.
Excavations in archeological sites have proven that during prehistoric times, the native Negritos came in contact with Malays and Indonesians who left their ancestral home in Southeast Asia by crossing the seas in their sailboats (balangay), and settled the Philippine archipelago."
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacific_Islander <--- Tell me if you can see the Phillipines in that list as well.
I'll gladly take the salt and the red thumb you're about to give me because I know you just got ******* schooled, son.
!["The Philippines (Listeni/ˈfɪlɨpiːnz/; Filipino: Pilipinas [ˌpɪlɪˈpinɐs]), officially known as the Republic of the Philippines (Filipino: Republika ng Pilipinas), is a sovereign island country in Southeast Asia situated in the western Pacific Ocean. It consists of 7,107 islands that are categorized broadly under three main geographical divisions: Luzon, Visayas, and Mindanao."
Do you even know what Wikipedia is, ******* ?
Indians are also classified as Asians, you don't have to look the same if you're in the same continent, cunt. Even though Filipinos share obvious features with "common" Asians.
Comments from a Youtube video discussing this - "Japan is also an island, that doesn't make the Japanese "Pacific Islanders". The Philippines is an archipelago that is very close to the mainland, much like Japan. It is not a remote group of islands in the middle of the Pacific like Guam, Samoa, or Fiji. Sorry, Pinoy, you're Asian, embrace it." "go to the Philippines and absolutely NO self-respecting native Filipinos will categorize themselves as Pacific Islanders, NOBODY -- except for these self-induced identity confused Filipinos living in the US. Be proud to be Asians, you delusional assholes." "You can tell that SOME Filipinos who either migrated or was born in America are ashamed of their heritage. Pacific islanders, really? Why? So should we consider Japanese people Pacific Islanders as well? Since Japan is also an island country and they're in the pacific ocean. If looks will be a basis for being called a pacific islander, then what about the Indonesians and Thais since they look similar to Filipinos?"
uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20061027234336AAFsuaG "Purely asian. Our history revolve in asia, our heritage are asian, our ancestors were from Asia.
The Aetas arrived in the Philippines more than 30,000 BCE through land bridges, possibly from China and Polynesia.
The Austronesians from Taiwan settled northern Luzon around 2500 BCE. They spread to the rest of the Philippines and later colonized most of Maritime Southeast Asia and the Western Pacific Islands.
Excavations in archeological sites have proven that during prehistoric times, the native Negritos came in contact with Malays and Indonesians who left their ancestral home in Southeast Asia by crossing the seas in their sailboats (balangay), and settled the Philippine archipelago."
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacific_Islander <--- Tell me if you can see the Phillipines in that list as well.
I'll gladly take the salt and the red thumb you're about to give me because I know you just got ******* schooled, son.](http://2static2.fjcdn.com/comments/Quot+the+philippines+listeni+flpinz+filipino+pilipinas+plpins+officially+known+as+the+_73c38d8d621382552781e438f9a98c31.png)
Do you even know what Wikipedia is, ******* ?
Indians are also classified as Asians, you don't have to look the same if you're in the same continent, cunt. Even though Filipinos share obvious features with "common" Asians.
Comments from a Youtube video discussing this - "Japan is also an island, that doesn't make the Japanese "Pacific Islanders". The Philippines is an archipelago that is very close to the mainland, much like Japan. It is not a remote group of islands in the middle of the Pacific like Guam, Samoa, or Fiji. Sorry, Pinoy, you're Asian, embrace it." "go to the Philippines and absolutely NO self-respecting native Filipinos will categorize themselves as Pacific Islanders, NOBODY -- except for these self-induced identity confused Filipinos living in the US. Be proud to be Asians, you delusional assholes." "You can tell that SOME Filipinos who either migrated or was born in America are ashamed of their heritage. Pacific islanders, really? Why? So should we consider Japanese people Pacific Islanders as well? Since Japan is also an island country and they're in the pacific ocean. If looks will be a basis for being called a pacific islander, then what about the Indonesians and Thais since they look similar to Filipinos?"
uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20061027234336AAFsuaG "Purely asian. Our history revolve in asia, our heritage are asian, our ancestors were from Asia.
The Aetas arrived in the Philippines more than 30,000 BCE through land bridges, possibly from China and Polynesia.
The Austronesians from Taiwan settled northern Luzon around 2500 BCE. They spread to the rest of the Philippines and later colonized most of Maritime Southeast Asia and the Western Pacific Islands.
Excavations in archeological sites have proven that during prehistoric times, the native Negritos came in contact with Malays and Indonesians who left their ancestral home in Southeast Asia by crossing the seas in their sailboats (balangay), and settled the Philippine archipelago."
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pacific_Islander <--- Tell me if you can see the Phillipines in that list as well.
I'll gladly take the salt and the red thumb you're about to give me because I know you just got ******* schooled, son.
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deutschblut (11/09/2015) [-] lololol
Yes, I know what wikipedia is.
I think you read it wrong....
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Filipinos
Yes, I know what wikipedia is.
I think you read it wrong....
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Filipinos
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StinkyCheese (11/09/2015) [-] Oh, what a coincidence.
It looks like that edit was made only minutes before you posted that comment.
But of course, you wouldn't have done anything in a half-assed attempt to recover from all the knowledge that just got dropped on your ass.
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Also, undid your edit and if you attempt to grief the page again you'll be reported to the mods and IP banned from Wikipedia editing. <3
It looks like that edit was made only minutes before you posted that comment.
But of course, you wouldn't have done anything in a half-assed attempt to recover from all the knowledge that just got dropped on your ass.
You need to login to view this link
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Also, undid your edit and if you attempt to grief the page again you'll be reported to the mods and IP banned from Wikipedia editing. <3
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deutschblut (11/09/2015) [-] Let me guess, you are a Filipino that thinks you are Asian....
But half Spanish.
And half Chinese.
But full Filipino.
And the Spratleys are yours.
And Pacquiao has not lost 20 times and is really #1.
And you don't really eat cats and dogs.
Or **** 3 year olds....
Is that right unggoy na puta?
But half Spanish.
And half Chinese.
But full Filipino.
And the Spratleys are yours.
And Pacquiao has not lost 20 times and is really #1.
And you don't really eat cats and dogs.
Or **** 3 year olds....
Is that right unggoy na puta?
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StinkyCheese (11/09/2015) [-] Not Filipino in the slightest, I'm British mate. Americans are a mixture of Irish, Welsh, British and **** but they got their own country so the mixture of races simply becomes American. No idea what Spratleys or Pacquiao is. I'd advise you to quit after all the overwhelming evidence against you. Also, **** knows what "unggoy na puta" is.
