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#24 - smlsbrgnbrgn (01/07/2016) [-]
AMAZING!
Magnetic force is demonstrated by man with magnet-like titanium plates by getting metal shavings stuck to his face!!!
MUST SEE!!!!!!!
#251 to #24 - Krystoking (01/07/2016) [-]
INCREDIBLE!
Shaving blade is shown to have an insanely sharp edge as it shaves the metal shavings grown from a mans titanium plate inplants!!!
MUST SEE!!!!!!!!
User avatar #262 to #251 - wraithguard ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Is that a New Vegas reference?
#142 to #24 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
But can he make clown hair with it?
#101 to #24 - subdainx (01/07/2016) [-]
THE SECRET BEHIND GTA BARBERS,

MAGNETS.

User avatar #255 to #101 - theugandanhero (01/07/2016) [-]
Bro keep it down I'm trying to sleep
User avatar #288 to #255 - zetsuboukamina (01/08/2016) [-]
You shall not silence a son of a shepherd
#127 to #24 - poyzun ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
All I could honestly think of after seeing your reverse image
#223 to #127 - midkupficker (01/07/2016) [-]
holy **** I had that thing when I was a toddler... That's nearly 30 years ago... Dat nostalgia trip...
User avatar #254 to #223 - bodox (01/07/2016) [-]
Ha, youre middle aged
User avatar #304 to #223 - EvilNutter (01/08/2016) [-]
now i finally know who the other 30 something is on here
#287 to #14 - balor (01/08/2016) [-]
>Katana

That's a bitch sword compare to the based god of all bladed weaponry, the Claymore.
#291 to #287 - tomatoesauce (01/08/2016) [-]
**tomatoesauce used "*roll picture*"**
**tomatoesauce rolled image** **** the claymore.
#325 to #291 - balor (01/08/2016) [-]
**** ye self first lad
User avatar #313 to #287 - abbieru (01/08/2016) [-]
wow
I thought the Katana was the sharpest of weapons, but you just proved that nothing can beat your edge.
#324 to #313 - balor (01/08/2016) [-]
Sharpness isn't the only thing.

The claymore is sharp enough to through down with just about anything.

The claymore also has better reach than a katana. Also, the straighter blade makes it more effective against heavy armor because it has better piercing ability than the curved blade of the katana which was made more for slashing motions and stabbing lightly armored opponents.

I don't give a **** how sharp it is, european longswords, the claymore in particular, are much better than a katana.

If the weeaboos wanna dislike my comments and call me edgy, so be it
User avatar #327 to #324 - abbieru (01/08/2016) [-]
I just called you an edgelord, you bright dip
#328 to #327 - balor (01/08/2016) [-]
I'm pretty good with swords, so I would definitely agree with that statement.
#294 to #287 - ygdosst (01/08/2016) [-]
I should know what I’m talking about. I myself commissioned a genuine katana in Japan for 2,400,000 Yen (that’s about $20,000) and have been practicing with it for almost 2 years now. I can even cut slabs of solid steel with my katana.
Japanese smiths spend years working on a single katana and fold it up to a million times to produce the finest blades known to mankind.
Katanas are thrice as sharp as European swords and thrice as hard for that matter too. Anything a longsword can cut through, a katana can cut through better. I’m pretty sure a katana could easily bisect a knight wearing full plate with a simple vertical slash.
Ever wonder why medieval Europe never bothered conquering Japan? That’s right, they were too scared to fight the disciplined Samurai and their katanas of destruction. Even in World War II, American soldiers targeted the men with the katanas first because their killing power was feared and respected.
So what am I saying? Katanas are simply the best sword that the world has ever seen
#301 to #294 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
weeaboo
#302 to #301 - ygdosst (01/08/2016) [-]
ITT: people who have never seen an age old copypasta
User avatar #263 to #14 - rolexus (01/07/2016) [-]
that's so ******* gangster
User avatar #283 to #14 - mrsixinch ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
How do you even find out you can do this?
User avatar #307 to #14 - xgokaru (01/08/2016) [-]
Damn Scarra got really good at doing hair.
User avatar #201 to #14 - ashirt (01/07/2016) [-]
love the worried look of the girl beside them
User avatar #186 to #14 - jokersaysamuseme (01/07/2016) [-]
When your hair game is too strong.
User avatar #117 to #14 - nowthatsedgy ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
that feel when all you wanted was a cut and you get a ex-samurai as your hairdresser
User avatar #179 to #14 - ponieskilledmyacc (01/07/2016) [-]
Just a friendly reminder that hair is a bitch to cut, that being said, that one hell of a sharp sword.
#239 to #14 - lionti (01/07/2016) [-]
Kill Bill Vol 3 looks fantastic!
User avatar #183 to #14 - elmirbuljubasic (01/07/2016) [-]
admin i know it's hard to keep the servers up, but please stop doing this.
User avatar #37 to #14 - youngneil ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Cutting Hair With Swords And Fire
I don't really get why this is a thing, but it's pretty neat.
#280 to #37 - fralvar (01/07/2016) [-]
GIF
**fralvar used "*roll picture*"**
**fralvar rolled image** Spanish people, we like make thing by the good way, the man way...that it's basically the crazyest and stupid way, thats way we eat the 80% of a pig in only lunch or have our own russians (even they have their strange not-latin languaje), and we bannished Muslims before it was popular
User avatar #164 to #37 - jakotad (01/07/2016) [-]
I used to shave the sides and back of my head with a knife and shorten the too, but this guy is terrifying.
User avatar #62 to #14 - antideadra (01/07/2016) [-]
"The Tale Of the Last Gay Hairdresser"
User avatar #246 to #62 - aidnyan (01/07/2016) [-]
idk man did you see his hair it might cancel out the rad sword ****
#21 to #14 - loganmadder ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
>mfw i thought he would swing the katana to cut her hair
User avatar #33 to #21 - smartythechicken (01/07/2016) [-]
nah nah nah ************ that aint no katana, katana is a two handed sword. i think one handed is called wakizashi.
#105 to #33 - rishnock (01/07/2016) [-]
Oh my god try harder you ******* weeab.
#108 to #105 - smartythechicken (01/07/2016) [-]
not a weeb, i think anime is **** aswell and belongs in the trash. im just kinda interested in different cultures, and i happen to have an interest in melee weapons (or just weapons in general, and also armor) aswell.
also, dont call weebs weeabs, because there are no abs in a weeb. don't you agree?¨

pic 100% unrelated, it's an ulu knife, used for skinning animals more efficiently
i bet you thought i was for combat, didnt you
******* noob
#119 to #108 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx (01/07/2016) [-]
Well I mean **** , this would make some pretty cool off hand addition to a rapier/arming sword.

User avatar #168 to #119 - zaywoot (01/07/2016) [-]
it would be ******* **** at it, the reason a dagger is useful with a rapier is because it can catch the rapier between the blade and quillons the things that make up the crossguard and it enables you to beat the rapier blade away with a sideswing of the dagger

That skinning knife would be absolutely useless for that
User avatar #176 to #168 - smartythechicken (01/07/2016) [-]
*clapclapclap*
my *****
#271 to #168 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx (01/07/2016) [-]
If you can catch the blade between something like that, then you can sure as hell use what is practically an axe head to block the sword as well. And if you get into the punching distance...
User avatar #305 to #271 - zaywoot (01/08/2016) [-]
but the point of rapiers is to stay out of punching distance, if you get into punching distance, both of you will end up with a dagger in your guts.

Besides the left hand dagger, or main gauche or whatever you wanna call them, people did also use bucklers with rapiers, but daggers were more popular, they work better against a thrustcentric weapon, it's the triangle shape, the angle between the blade and quillon that you use to manipulate the opponents blade, and a buckler isnt as good at doing that, and that skinning knife would be useless at it. Yes you could beat a rapier to the side with the skinning knife, and you could with a buckler, and get within punching distance and you can punch in a big gash in a person, but nobody would wanna do that, when they are given a much better tool for the job - you can hammer a nail into a piece of wood with a spade as well, doesn't mean it's a good idea to do so.
User avatar #162 to #119 - smartythechicken (01/07/2016) [-]
what's an off hand edition
#174 to #162 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
And you said you knew so much.
User avatar #175 to #174 - smartythechicken (01/07/2016) [-]
i do
i just didnt know an off hand edition was called an off hand edition
User avatar #188 to #175 - zaywoot (01/07/2016) [-]
to be fair, he did write addition
User avatar #190 to #108 - drpenguinz (01/07/2016) [-]
acting like you cant use it for combat
"stones are made to lay on the ground...you arent supposed to throw them"
User avatar #192 to #190 - smartythechicken (01/07/2016) [-]
okay okay, its DESIGNED to skin animals. of course you can use almost anything in a combat situation, but not everything is designed specifically to kill humans.
you wouldn't use a rifle or a katana to skin an animal either, but you could. it would just look severely retarded.
User avatar #194 to #192 - drpenguinz (01/07/2016) [-]
on the other hand i heard there are idiots swords to cut hair *implying*
User avatar #193 to #192 - drpenguinz (01/07/2016) [-]
>rifle to skin an animal
will be difficult indeed


#140 to #108 - nykis (01/07/2016) [-]
>anime is trash
Don't try so hard
User avatar #161 to #140 - smartythechicken (01/07/2016) [-]
>dont try so hard
i assume you are saying that saying "anime is trash" is only something thats true on reddit.
you are wrong
anime is trash everywhere
#178 to #161 - nykis (01/07/2016) [-]
You missed the point entirely
#182 to #178 - smartythechicken (01/07/2016) [-]
>anime is trash
>dont try so hard
>anime is still trash
>you missed the point
well so tell me the point god dammit

also, did you REALLY think you couldn't fap to a knife? you can now.
#197 to #182 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
GIF
User avatar #284 to #108 - mrsixinch ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Looks like a mezzaluna, an Italian knife used for herbs
#227 to #108 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
I thought it was for cutting herbs
#278 to #105 - skorchy (01/07/2016) [-]
Funnyjunk, a place where we support someone who was being arrogant.
User avatar #319 to #278 - rishnock (01/08/2016) [-]
Did someone say ?
#135 to #33 - borderlineparanoid ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
NEEEEEEEEEEEERD
#290 to #33 - sweetjessierose (01/08/2016) [-]
You're right in that it's a wakizashi, however the daito katana is not necessarily a two handed weapon - it can be used one handed, and I found I preferred nito ken to straight up single sword sparring when I was doing martial arts in my youth (pic isn't me, just shows what nito ken is) yes, confirmed weeb here
#213 to #33 - drewjitsu (01/07/2016) [-]
I'm not sure that's accurate. I'd have to look into it, but I thought that the length of the blade (just blade, not overall) was the single distinction.
User avatar #165 to #33 - jakotad (01/07/2016) [-]
Might be a tanto, but I'm no expert on eastern swords.
#166 to #165 - smartythechicken (01/07/2016) [-]
tanto is more of a knifey size.
here, see for yourself
User avatar #167 to #166 - jakotad (01/07/2016) [-]
Thanks for the correction, all I knew was that it was of a smaller variety.
User avatar #292 to #165 - sweetjessierose (01/08/2016) [-]
Tanto is a dagger. Shoto/wakizashi is sort of a half-size daito, which is usually just called a katana
#23 to #21 - dislikinator (01/07/2016) [-]
Yeah. He clearly isn't the real Kim Jong-un.
#111 - ericr (01/07/2016) [-]
I prefer the bic razor. It gets broke in after a few weeks and instead of cutting, it rips the hair out follicle and all. This reduces the need to shave as often.
User avatar #249 to #111 - wtfduud (01/07/2016) [-]
This sounds perfect! Where can I get one?
User avatar #252 to #249 - ericr (01/07/2016) [-]
From my shower rack. Help yourself, I have three or four there. It's like Russian roulette if you grab a new or dull.
#116 to #111 - johnybx (01/07/2016) [-]
RIpping hair out of your FACE? **** no.
#122 to #116 - ericr (01/07/2016) [-]
I have the solution for you then friend. The Spishak razor.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjAZnGeBcgg
#185 to #122 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
I'm so glad someone else remembers "Spishak"
User avatar #150 to #111 - guitarassassin ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
That just sounds painful.
#208 to #150 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
It is considering that's the best way to get ingrown hair.
#250 to #247 - ericr (01/07/2016) [-]
You have to add these with photoshop... That or actually let re-use your disposable razors for too long like I do.
#9 - whatdoyawant (01/07/2016) [-]
GIF
meanwhile my barber be like..
#10 to #9 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
**** that **** , **** like that have a fair share of responsability with the average stupidity of latin america
User avatar #125 to #10 - bigmanfifty (01/07/2016) [-]
wut
#276 to #211 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
What is the name of the video?
User avatar #303 to #276 - zionsype ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
Chargglez Firecaster Has a Bad Day (Part 2)
#177 to #10 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
???
#296 to #9 - mexicandudeinsd (01/08/2016) [-]
why did you have to leave us cantinflas
User avatar #248 to #9 - sarias (01/07/2016) [-]
that moment you see Cantinflas show up on FJ
#25 - exovit ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
it's like... it's like sweeping a dusty floor... but this time on the face.... and with razor...
#245 to #25 - funnyhard (01/07/2016) [-]
**funnyhard used "*roll picture*"**
**funnyhard rolled image** Damn, what an ugly ************ .
User avatar #102 to #25 - trescope (01/07/2016) [-]
this is my new favorite reaction i.imgur.com/XGbfxra.webm ****
User avatar #114 to #102 - nass (01/07/2016) [-]
what. the. **** .
User avatar #196 to #114 - settler (01/07/2016) [-]
What is it? I don't dare to click.
User avatar #215 to #196 - greyhoundfd ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
A woman holding her vagina open so that smoke (I don't know from what) can gradually escape, before it prolapses.

You made the right choice not clicking it, my friend.
User avatar #272 to #215 - settler (01/07/2016) [-]
wat. No, just no. Thanks for telling.
User avatar #273 to #272 - greyhoundfd ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
I wish I had been as hesitant as you my friend.
#214 to #196 - killerofcows (01/07/2016) [-]
its a girl blowing smoke out her pussy and in the end turn inside out
its not as disgusting as some gifs of the internet, but truly a wtf gif
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#298 to #297 - trescope (01/08/2016) [-]
GIF
Have some eye bleach, you deserve it.
#153 - acekingpanda ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
You run a fine line between a nice shave and a bad cut. But now we're just spitting hairs.
#11 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
butt clenched so hard thinking it would end with his ear being cut
#293 to #11 - bonewhip ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
i have to admit i gotta little angsty when he started shaving close to his neck.
#15 to #11 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
Did you think he was gonna shove it up your ass after he cut it off?
#6 - totallytito ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
Wow... it's like brushing off eraser shavings...
#306 to #6 - kkeepmeposted (01/08/2016) [-]
Is it just me or is this themed account really annoying lately?
#308 to #306 - anon (01/08/2016) [-]
Hey, it's that question that starts every hate circlejerk!
Bring it on.
User avatar #309 to #308 - kkeepmeposted (01/08/2016) [-]
What is a hate circlejerk and why are you posting as anon?
#310 to #309 - totallytito ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
because it said you blocked me
User avatar #314 to #310 - garymotherfingoak (01/08/2016) [-]
its not like you to actually give a strong reaction, or reaction in general, to "ur annoying lol"
are you not feeling well, Mr. tito?
#315 to #314 - totallytito ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
Well, I got fired from my workstudy job today because a server error prevented me from turning in my class schedule on time. This **** was completely outside of my control and I was following orders.
All of my co-workers and professors are backing me up, and my crappy first-year manager is such a stickler to the rules that she can't make an exception for a server failure.
User avatar #316 to #315 - garymotherfingoak (01/08/2016) [-]
Well **** , that sucks.

I suppose you could have them write an email to her from each of them.
#317 to #316 - totallytito ONLINE (01/08/2016) [-]
Well, honestly I'm so grateful that all of my co-workers and professors are standing up for me. I had no idea that I meant so much to them, and I'm grateful to be surrounded by wonderful people.

I just really needed that job so I could afford my first car already/
#79 - topperharly (01/07/2016) [-]
**topperharly used "*roll picture*"**
**topperharly rolled image** hfw, he skins him
#236 - thedungeonmaster (01/07/2016) [-]
GIF
Then he ******* Sweeney Todds him. The madman!
User avatar #237 to #236 - angryhornet (01/07/2016) [-]
aaaand you posted this while I left my comment. Jesus
#253 to #236 - fatalfinn (01/07/2016) [-]
This is why I won't let my barber shave my face.
#92 - afaik (01/07/2016) [-]
#93 to #92 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
Click to show spoiler
#95 to #93 - mastercolossus (01/07/2016) [-]
Click to show spoiler
**mastercolossus used "*roll picture*"**
**mastercolossus rolled image**old meme integrated with new meme.
i wonder what else to see this year.
maybe a new version of le internet medley? The GAG Quartet - le Internet Medley (OVER 40 MEMES IN ONE SONG)
User avatar #231 - catkyte (01/07/2016) [-]
hey lemmie just drag this incredibly sharp razor blade across your neck person i've never met before.
User avatar #232 to #231 - agnaraed [OP](01/07/2016) [-]
it'll be fun he said!
User avatar #234 to #232 - catkyte (01/07/2016) [-]
in all seriousness though that guy looks like he's got some skill so i guess he's got a reputation for being good at using the razor.
#238 to #234 - EnergizierAnon (01/07/2016) [-]
well... this guy also had that kind of reputation.
User avatar #242 to #238 - catkyte (01/07/2016) [-]
lol thus cementing my fear of allowing strangers to touch me with sharp objects.
#226 - anotherhaloguy ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
I thought this was merely that of legends... How is this even possible?
User avatar #233 to #226 - agnaraed [OP](01/07/2016) [-]
elven blades?
#216 - assantum (01/07/2016) [-]
As a barber... this frustrates me.
User avatar #218 to #216 - agnaraed [OP](01/07/2016) [-]
I believe in you fam you have the touch you got the power!
#203 - roflstorm (01/07/2016) [-]
One arrent twitch and everything turns red
#222 to #203 - scuhbeefluffly ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
ONE ERRANT TWITCH
#187 - bakagaijin ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
**bakagaijin used "*roll picture*"**
**bakagaijin rolled image**Now try it against the grain
User avatar #289 - titusred (01/08/2016) [-]
>pay 40$ for a clean professional shave
>get a boring ass goatee
>fail
#28 - CaptainKill (01/07/2016) [-]
As a straight razor user, I really want to learn how the **** this guy hones his blades.
User avatar #35 to #28 - samschowalter ONLINE (01/07/2016) [-]
look up "stropping"
User avatar #134 to #35 - CaptainKill (01/07/2016) [-]
Stropping on a leather/canvas strop is used to align the razor's edge, but it does not sharpen it. That's what a honing stone is for.
#41 to #35 - anon (01/07/2016) [-]
run your razor against the grain of some denim jeans a few dozen times...works like a charm
#18 - serterazi (01/07/2016) [-]
What I'd do next. (If you know what I mean)
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