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Arsehole-Insperation!

A lot of these I really wanna try, record them and condense them into a great video

21 Creative ways To Drive
Someone Crazy Discreetly
1. The penny trick works great. Start by leaving a
penny on yours friends desk, chair, coat
pocket, you know, places where you would
expect to find a penny. Leave one a day for a
while varying the locations. Then start leaving
them in shoes. Socks. Bed. Pillow case. At first
they will ignore the penny but eventually it
will bug them. Took my roommate 3 weeks
until he stroked out one night after finding a
penny embedded in his bar of soap. I highly
recommend this. Drives them mad.
2. My sister was really
towards her roommate. She used to eat all the
berries out of Kellog' s Red Berries cereal but
leave a small amount enough so she thought
Kellog' s was just being an asshole.
3. Whilst my friend and coshocker took a break
one day I plugged a wireless mouse into the
back of his computer. For the past two weeks I
occasionally jog the mouse, and he' s slowly
bring driven insane by it.
4. Guy at work was complaining that his spoons
were slowly disappearing from the lunch
room. He had brought 6 to work and he was
down to 2. Everyone else in his lab hatched
this plan: every time someone sent him an
email, at the bottom, in white text (i. e.
invisible unless highlighted), everyone would
write "SPOON SPOON SPOON SPOON SPOON
SPOON SPOON". We all did this for several
weeks (he had a gmail account) and that' s
when he started losing his mind: every
website he visited had ads for spoons and
flatware! He thought google was reading his
mind.
s. Try to open a bag of chips quietly, for an hour.
6. Smile all the time.
7. When you' re talking to one of your friends or
somebody you know, always stand just a little
too close, or a little too far away.
8. Mail them three pink ping pong balls every
day with no explanation or return address, do
this for years, then one day send them a single
green one, and stop.
9. I went out and bought six interior left hand
doors. All of our interior doors were right
handed. I cut plugs to fill the strykerblade &
hinge mortises, and every few weeks I change
out a door or two, right hands for left, left for
right. It only takes about twenty minutes now:
pull the door, plug the mortises, spackle the
plug seam, chisel the plug from the opposite
side, hang the opposite door and sweep up. I
painted the first few times, but it' s a white
jamb and I decided the paint smell was more
suspicious than the unpainted spackle. It' s a
thin seam, and my wife wouldn' t even know
where to look. She' s never said anything
about it, but I' seen her grasp the air where
a doorknob used to be a hundred times.
10. Sing the Batman theme song (Na m )
over and over but never say the Batman part.
You build everyone up for it and it' s Just not
there!
11. If you know somebody that has a house phone
and uses it daily, or someone at the office
with one, every day get in early, and take it
apart and add one penny. Repeat this for
months on end until it is a lot heavier than it
used to be. Then, one day, take all of the
pennies out and laugh as they smack
themselves in the face with the phone.
12. Change the internet explorer icon to the
chrome icon
13. Every time their sports team loses, tie a red
balloon to their car. Over time, the stimulus of
the red balloon will become attached to the
sadness of their team losing in their psyche.
Then, simply show them a red balloon to
reduce them to tears.
14. Repeat the last two words of their sentence
15. I spent a whole day crinkling a disposable
water bottle every time I took a sip. Not
crushing it, just a little crinkle. It caused a
minor freak out at about 2 in the afternoon.
16. Take their ipod and replace all of their songs
with the Kidz Bop version.
17. When you are talking to someone, keep
looking at one, specific spot on their face, like
in side of their nose or something. Don' t stare
at it all the time, but enough. If they ask if
there' s something on their face, act like you
don' t know what they are talking about. It
doesn' t take that long when they can' t
remember what they were talking about.
18. Step I.) Become an excellent pickpocket.
Step 2.) Specialize in placing things into
people' s pockets.
Step 3.) Place strange things into their pockets
while no one is watching.
19. While walking outside in a crowded area,
start looking up in the sky, shade with your
hand, point upwards and whisper something
to whoever you walk with. Then take note
how many other people will spend some time
trying to figure out what you just saw in the
sky.
20. Never finish your
21. Sew someone' s sleeve button a little closer
every few weeks so the person feels like their
arms are swelling.
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User avatar #1 - cuntism ONLINE (05/08/2014) [+] (15 replies)
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Also anyone wanna add their own ? I'll start:

Installed RealVNC on my parents computer. every time my dad pissed me off I'd log in from upstairs and move the mouse a little just as he was about to click a link, or type extra letters to an address in the address bar. would drive him nuts, took so much energy not to piss myself laughing as he screamed "for ***** sake not again what the **** is wrong with this computer?!

I still do it from time to time if hes an arsehole to my mum, she'll ring up and get me to do it. been doing it 10+ years now, he still doesn't know
#3 - sinery (05/08/2014) [+] (22 replies)
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May the Lord have mercy on my future roommate, for I will not.
User avatar #66 - mattdoggy (05/09/2014) [+] (12 replies)
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I've done #18
>have lady friend who i hung out with a lot
>one day she covered me for an icecream cone but wouldn't let me pay her back
>i sneak the money in her pocket and she doesn't notice
>decide to start sneaking crap in her pockets and quickly decide it should be dice
>i had been gifted a case of dice (long story) that had thousands of them in there
>i begin simple, just placing a die in her pocket and watching hours later as she discovers it
>she thinks it's me after a week but then i think my funs over but then i get to scheming
>i go into her room while waiting on her one day and hide them everywhere
>pockets, shoes, coats, socks, drawers, etc
>she finds them every week or two when i was nowhere around so she is off my trail
>she is getting a little upset about it but it's still a point of joking
>i must press the attack
>i buy some garbage glue and then glue the dice to the underside of everything
>drawers, closet rack, ceiling, ontop of the fan
>over the weeks when she returns the dice one by one start dropping down
>she is hit by the one on the fan and gets scared that someone is there
>the end game starts after she empties a drawer to check for dice and slams it shut, dropping a dice into the drawer she opened a moment later
>she called me crying
>i decided to let her know it was me and drew a smiley face and a red heart in dice
>she freaked out and drove to my house and threw them at me crying and beat me
>i still have the dice
#17 - pokimone (05/08/2014) [+] (4 replies)
If you want a really good way to annoy your room mate, tell him a fancy dinner is coming up, and to bring his girlfriend.  Make sure he spends a lot of time trying to pick out the perfect suit and outfit, then, while he goes to the fancy whatsit, sneak away and murder his parents before its over.  Laughs all around.
If you want a really good way to annoy your room mate, tell him a fancy dinner is coming up, and to bring his girlfriend. Make sure he spends a lot of time trying to pick out the perfect suit and outfit, then, while he goes to the fancy whatsit, sneak away and murder his parents before its over. Laughs all around.
#14 - insertrandomuser ONLINE (05/08/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Just gonna leave those here....
#15 to #14 - insertrandomuser ONLINE (05/08/2014) [-]
...and this one, too.
#69 - pootismang (05/09/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na You're a faggot.
User avatar #12 - lotro (05/08/2014) [-]
Whip out your dick and bounce it off their forehead
#64 - perform (05/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #29 - thatguyontheright ONLINE (05/08/2014) [+] (5 replies)
16 is just cruel
User avatar #31 to #29 - Byte (05/09/2014) [-]
just cruel
#56 - gibroner (05/09/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I've got some good pranks for you:   
1.) When one of your friends passes out at a party get a sharpie and shove it up their ass   
2.) get another one of your friends to help you with this one. find an unsuspecting victim distract them by talking to them about something then have your friend kneel down on all fours right behind them. once your friend is position shoot them in the knee caps and run away.    
3.) sneak up on a sleeping person with a bowl of warm water put their hands in the warm water then whip out your dick and piss all over them    
4.) Tell a friend that you'll let them use your shower then when they get in the shower drop cyanide gas in through the ceiling    
5.) next time your at a restaurant unscrew the lid of the salt shaker then throw it in your friends eyes   
6.) sneak into your friends house and hold them at gun point and take all their valuables
I've got some good pranks for you:
1.) When one of your friends passes out at a party get a sharpie and shove it up their ass
2.) get another one of your friends to help you with this one. find an unsuspecting victim distract them by talking to them about something then have your friend kneel down on all fours right behind them. once your friend is position shoot them in the knee caps and run away.
3.) sneak up on a sleeping person with a bowl of warm water put their hands in the warm water then whip out your dick and piss all over them
4.) Tell a friend that you'll let them use your shower then when they get in the shower drop cyanide gas in through the ceiling
5.) next time your at a restaurant unscrew the lid of the salt shaker then throw it in your friends eyes
6.) sneak into your friends house and hold them at gun point and take all their valuables
#73 - penileburglar (05/09/2014) [+] (3 replies)
This is one of the best ones if you are a regular prankster.

I always do something elaborate for april fools day. Except this last one. All the people I regularly prank, I just stood a little closer than usual and smiled a lot, all day. Whenever they made eye contact, I smiled a little wider. It was more effective at ******* with them than any prank I've ever pulled.
#23 - crazycommando (05/08/2014) [+] (19 replies)
This is so evil i had to fav this page to my 						*******					 browser....much more useful when the time arises !!
This is so evil i had to fav this page to my ******* browser....much more useful when the time arises !!
#164 - potrsr (05/09/2014) [-]
Im doing this for over 4 months now. He goes to a shower in his boxers. I do the sexy whistle sound everytime he goes there or I see him in boxers. It gets on his nerves all ready but I keep at it.
One time our neighboor (8/10) was in a our room while he was getting ready for a shower. They have some history(they make up 5 times or so) She did the sexy whistle sound and he just burst out: NOT YOU TOO DAMN IT! She had no idea why he yelled at her.

MFW
#107 - thedungeonmaster ONLINE (05/09/2014) [-]
You're one sick **** .
#50 - kassdesu (05/09/2014) [-]
I remember driving my high school's principal insane one day. I was a TA for the principal's office so as a senior prank, a few friends and I decided to move everything in his office slightly to the left (yes we got it from that 70s show). The next day he went into his office and started bumping into every single chair/desk/book case. He didn't catch on till 2 days later.
I remember driving my high school's principal insane one day. I was a TA for the principal's office so as a senior prank, a few friends and I decided to move everything in his office slightly to the left (yes we got it from that 70s show). The next day he went into his office and started bumping into every single chair/desk/book case. He didn't catch on till 2 days later.
User avatar #2 - flemsdfer (05/08/2014) [+] (12 replies)
How could you mail the pingpong balls without a return address?
User avatar #5 to #4 - flemsdfer (05/08/2014) [-]
In the states the mail refuses to take it without a return address. If for some reason they can't deliver it they need to know who to give it back to.
User avatar #27 - SirSheepy (05/08/2014) [+] (3 replies)
21 Creative Ways To Drive Someone Crazy Discreetly Make People Think You're Autistic
User avatar #32 to #27 - Byte (05/09/2014) [-]
you're autistic.
#159 - iamtheonepercent (05/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Repeat the last two words of what someone said? Bitch please, go for broke.
#63 - unusual (05/09/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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