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EDIT: I like reading your neighbors from hell stories. So if you guys have any, tell them, then we can all feel the rage. I'll tell one also. I used to live in the dorms at college, and the guys that lived above me always wrestled each other or yelled all the time while playing Call of Doritos. i also had a next door neighbor in the same building that had loud sex. Every now and then you would hear a loud knock and a yell, so i would image he moved her and slammed her head into the wall. good times

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User avatar #25 - scapeartist (06/29/2015) [-]
THIS is true art
Interior Semiotics, Narrated
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User avatar #108 to #25 - Churchandtex (06/29/2015) [-]
Aw, dude, I was trying to find this the other day.
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User avatar #110 to #25 - koholla (06/29/2015) [-]
i suggest watching this man's "Why do people hate #feminists" series, it goes over very basic concepts and is very easy to understand. Maybe even show it to a tumblr feminist you know.
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#84 to #25 - munchyman (06/29/2015) [-]
this "art"
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#43 to #25 - hotpiss (06/29/2015) [-]
i don't like this
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#111 to #25 - metacobalion (06/29/2015) [-]
I have no idea what in the teriyaki **** just happened.
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#27 to #25 - erbbraun (06/29/2015) [-]
the **** did i just watch
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User avatar #30 to #27 - testsubjecttoo (06/29/2015) [-]
A woman shoving black spaghettios in her vagina.
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User avatar #71 to #30 - arzyk (06/29/2015) [-]
Is that what happened? I saw massive amounts of what can at best be called, severe mental retardation, and stopped watching before my iq could fall any further
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User avatar #78 to #71 - mojusk (06/29/2015) [-]
i dont think that retards would like being compared to this level of wierd stupidity
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User avatar #128 to #78 - arzyk (06/30/2015) [-]
I spose I have to give you that one
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#1 - papafrank (06/28/2015) [-]
Relevant cause both couples have autism
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User avatar #11 to #1 - galoomojo (06/29/2015) [-]
sause plz
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User avatar #18 to #11 - Temari (06/29/2015) [-]
The show undateable, the guy's name is Michael. The show is a British reality/documentary series about people with disabilities who try to find love.
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User avatar #36 to #18 - molzy (06/29/2015) [-]
I started watching it on YouTube because of this webm but found out it's really feelgood for some reason. I enjoy it.
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#75 to #1 - anon (06/29/2015) [-]
The Undateables Thug Life
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User avatar #20 to #1 - unoriginalaccount (06/29/2015) [-]
"Well thats good to know"
That always get me
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#9 - micekill (06/28/2015) [-]
what is worse than noisy upstairs neighbors are obsessive downstairs neighbors.
the ****** would come to our door any hour of the day and complain that we were making sound, even if we had all just woken up. he would hear our other neighbors wash their clothes at late hours of the night and he would complain to us, we were feather-stepping all over the house, couldn't even move chairs without that asshole coming and complaining. he then got divorced cus his wife was cheating on him and moved out
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#14 to #9 - anon (06/29/2015) [-]
now its alright if its a constant issue in which this would be, **** them and **** anyone who makes unnecessary noise upstairs, i had parties almost every night so i blared music early as **** in the morning until he came down and complained then i told him to **** off as he did me when i asked him to quiet down.
needless to say, i just started sleeping at my parents house for a few weeks only to come home and crank up music at 5 in the morning, he eventually got so sleep deprived/hungover he lost his job and he moved out. now my new upstairs neighbors dont throw stupid parties all the time, they still do from time to time but that's fine, they're quite quiet and i dont mind if its not a constant problem.
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User avatar #37 to #9 - donbionicle (06/29/2015) [-]
Mother ****** exactly like that got my family kicked out of the last place we lived. We couldn't breathe without him bitching about us keeping him up on purpose to ruin his life.
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#115 to #9 - flameblaze ONLINE (06/29/2015) [-]
Reminds me of Mr. Heckles from Friends
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#122 to #115 - anon (06/29/2015) [-]
"You don't even have birds..."
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#123 to #122 - flameblaze ONLINE (06/29/2015) [-]
"I could have birds!"
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#4 - csondi (06/28/2015) [-]
it's only funny until someone makes art about burning these jerks alive
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User avatar #109 to #4 - Churchandtex (06/29/2015) [-]
Then it's hilarious.
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#32 - peterbowser (06/29/2015) [-]
"I will not apologize for art."
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#8 - hollowedsouls (06/28/2015) [-]
my upstairs neighbour is a dick, sound's to be expexted but not ******* woodwork noise every day, especially since he has a workshop in his back garden he never ******* uses.
Not to mention the cunt attacked my dad when we asked him to turn down the bass on his music player. his familys not much better stomping on the floor as soon as my sisters baby cries when visiting.
The only reason i haven't beat the **** out of him is because we have put complaints into the police 3 times and he's on his last warning including warnings from neighbours complaints too.
If anyone complains about him any more his family who are cunts to an extent loses there home, and he'll go to jail for multiple counts of noise pollution and if the way he speaks to the police is nicer that how he speaks to his family resisting a rest and/or assault
this kind of art **** pisses me off.
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User avatar #35 to #8 - puscasu (06/29/2015) [-]
I've got a downstairs neighbour that plays music all day with bass just so I can ******* feel my chair move,I've called the cops 4 times now,but they can't do **** sice it's between 10am-8pm and she stops at exactly 8 pm , no ******* joke.Do you have any tips on what I could do to make her life as "fun" as mine?
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User avatar #103 to #35 - thesoulseeker (06/29/2015) [-]
I had a similar problem when I was in a high school dorm. My solution was to bang at the floor, concrete beneath the rubber covering can't think what it's called right now , until they ******* stopped. Of course before that I tried asking politely, then asking less politely, then shouting "Stop your ******* music you assholes! There is a person trying to sleep here!" and after that didn't work a few times I resorted to the magic wand, my trusty hammer.

TL;DR Become a bigger barbarian than the asshole and get him to ******* stop! I don't recommend it for anyone over 18 though, since the asshole might be smart enough to charge you with some ******** .
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User avatar #126 to #8 - asesiel (06/30/2015) [-]
What country do you live in?
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#13 to #8 - anon (06/29/2015) [-]
That guy family sounds like full blown cunts, what's holding you back from making the last complaint?
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User avatar #86 to #13 - hollowedsouls (06/29/2015) [-]
the son in the family told them to stop being cunts and they quieted down to an ok extent
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#65 - vortix (06/29/2015) [-]
my neighbors are 4-5 girls who often sun bath in their bikinis right outside my window, they wave at me when they see me too.
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User avatar #16 - SteyrAUG (06/29/2015) [-]
One time my upstairs neighbor woke me up at 3am by pounding on the floor for 45 minutes. I was so goddam close to just letting a couple rounds loose through the ceiling. I finally got back to sleep and went and knocked on their door the next morning at 8am on my way to class.

Never had another problem with them after that.
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#28 - nasajd (06/29/2015) [-]
My former upstairs neighbors were renters, their landlords insurance paid more than the value of my condo over a period of three years. Additionally he renewed their 6 month lease 5 times, though he did pay every bill I sent without arguing.

Initially they were just a loud large family, 2 parents, 2-5 children depending on the day sharing 1100 sq. ft. No shame about sex with a squeaking metal bed frame at all hours.

First they let their washer flood, resulting in my kitchen ceiling needing replacement.

Then they uncaulked their shower, and I got to watch as my ceiling began to buldge over multiple days until eventually bursting resulting in replacement of 3 small walls, and a different section of ceiling.

They flushed rags down the toilet causing a sewage backup, resulting in a neighbor flooding completely and my need for all new flooring and some new carpet.

They managed many other smaller issues over three years, and largely they are why I will never have an upstairs neighbor again. Best of luck to everyone that has an upstairs neighbor, you have my sympathy for their 3 AM antics and acrobatics.
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#22 - tapeworms (06/29/2015) [-]
My upstairs neighbor used to beat her children so we called the cops on her. Yay, story time!
My upstairs neighbor used to beat her children so we called the cops on her. Yay, story time!
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#70 - leedledee (06/29/2015) [-]
Lived in a basement last year. Upstairs neighbours were 3 girls who would periodically blast ****** pop music. You could clearly hear the lyrics in some rooms. They would stomp around, and it sounded like they were yelling all the damn time.
Now we're in a quadruplex, and share a wall. It's worse. 3 guys and at least one girl. One of them is really bad a smash bros, and expresses that quite vocally often.
I miss living in the middle of ******* nowhere.
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User avatar #85 to #70 - unfairlybanned (06/29/2015) [-]
"Dear ******** ,

Shut the **** up at night, im trying to get some goddamn sleep.

Signed, the faggot next door"
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#93 to #85 - anon (06/29/2015) [-]
"Dear white women,
Ooga booga ******* ooga booga fam ooga booga.
Signed, wigger named unfairlybanned."
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User avatar #121 to #93 - unfairlybanned (06/29/2015) [-]
Alright, I'll give you that one.
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User avatar #67 - sasaiyasasha (06/29/2015) [-]
I used to live in Baltimore Highlands, Halethorpe, MD. It was a section 8 housing complex for towne homes.

It was a ****** area, drug central for Baltimore County. There was a drug party van out at least every 2 weeks doing a drug bust.

Well, we had two neighbors, one to our left and one to our right. The one on the right were Mexicans. They partied every once in awhile, but most of the time they were quiet. The neighbors on our left however were the problem. It was a black family, a single mother who had schizophrenia, and her two sons. The older son had schizo and the younger son was for all we could tell, 'normal'.

The mother would run outside screaming, "SOMEBODY HELP! HE'S GOING TO KILL HIM!" Whenever her older son would get into one of his episodes I suppose and start beating his younger brother.

They were nasty, filthy, and their house smelled of just fowl all the time. We had a roach problem and it was because of them. No matter how many times we would tell the landlords, they would just send out an exterminator every time. It would only stop the roaches for about a week or so.
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#90 to #67 - unfitninjuh (06/29/2015) [-]
Jesus ******* Christ that must suck.
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User avatar #125 to #90 - sasaiyasasha (06/29/2015) [-]
It did but thankfully we finally got out of that **** hole a couple years ago.
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User avatar #54 - syntheticdoll (06/29/2015) [-]
In my last apartment we didn't have upper neighbours only an attick and we still heard walking upstairs. Also the walls were really thin so from the neighbour next to us we could always hear either the baby crying or playing or they were blasting some really ****** rap/techno that I coul hear from the other end of the flat. So we had loud sex in the closest room without guilt.
In the previous apartment first we had some college kids who never slept and were really noisy (think of those 10-story soviet block of flats) Then a mother moved i nwith her 2-years-old child. That kid... that ******* kid. She was running around the house but like if she was slamming her heels into the floor which created a really deep thumbing noise... for 8-10 hours WITHOUT STOPPING. I didn't even know it was physically possible. She did it every single day and it was extremely loud, they probably never took her outside to play so she was full of energy. Now, my mother can go into full rage sometimes which is the time i take cover and lock the door. So she gets into rage mode and the girl upstairs starts her routine, which makes her hit the radiator which echoes upstairs pretty ******* loudly. So angry mom comes downstairs and my mother opens the door still in rage mode.
>Excuse me, what the hell do you think are you doing? My kid is trying to sleep!
>startledthewitch.exe startup
>Well maybe if we didn't have to listen to your kid being ******* hyper 8 hours a day I wouldn't be mad!
>She's a kid, what am I supposed to do, tie her to the chair?!
>MAYBE YOU COULD TAKE HER DOWN TO THE PLAYGROUND SOMETIMES LIKE ANY OTHER PARENT DOES SO SHE WOULDN'T RUN UP AND DOWN LIKE A RHINO.
>suddenly kid wakes up and start her routine again, mom hears it and goes dead silent, leaves.
>it got much more quiet after this.
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User avatar #57 to #54 - syntheticdoll (06/29/2015) [-]
Also I love when some idiot refuses to turn off his car alarm for 1.5 hours in the middle of the night.
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#106 - fcukmiss (06/29/2015) [-]
Within a week of moving in our upstairs neighbors had kept us up till 5 am dancing and playing music. The next day the guy from upstairs came home drunk at 1am and his girlfriend didn't open the door fast enough so he punched our bedroom window in.

Also there was a police raid because they thought our neighbors were harboring a murderer, there were riot shields, road blocks, sniffer dogs and guns.
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User avatar #100 - Churchandtex (06/29/2015) [-]
You know what's funny about this? Something about how the couple is perfect for each other but terrible for everyone around reminds me of two friends of mine, these people, a guy and a girl, hell they even look like each other and couldn't be more simpatico but when they're together they're annoying as **** .
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User avatar #116 to #100 - scowler (06/29/2015) [-]
Bet they're insanely self-concious when separated, though.
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User avatar #117 to #116 - Churchandtex (06/29/2015) [-]
The guy, somewhat. The girl, not that I've noticed. I've known 'em for years.
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User avatar #118 to #117 - scowler (06/29/2015) [-]
Sounds simple enough.
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#91 - patriotpenguin ONLINE (06/29/2015) [-]
visit my cousin in halifax for a few weeks. staying at his apartment
he had an indian neighbour
his thermostat got wired wrong, leave the window open if it gets stuffy
neighbour cooked curry Every. ******* . Day.
entire apartment smells like ****
eventually smell left after like 4 / 5 days

few days later
one afternoon loud music suddenly starts blaring out of neighbours window
go over to his apartment to ask him to turn it down
neighbour has his door open, apartments ******* stuffed with people
walk inside, looking for neighbour
apartments walls are solly full of colored powder
turn around, some woman (whom i assumed was his mother) thew pink dye or some **** on me, everyones covered in it
**** it
go back to his apartment and shower
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#64 - infectedlamb (06/29/2015) [-]
I have to tip-toe all around my apartment because the ASSHOLES below me complain to the landlady anytime we fart and cough. I was vacuuming at 2pm just yesterday and they came up to yell at me for being loud when they were trying to sleep
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User avatar #63 - redtooth (06/29/2015) [-]
We have a neighbour who rents out rooms to guests. She insists the parking spot in front of the building is "reserved for her guests", even though it's a public parking space and she's got no claim to it.
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#53 - anon (06/29/2015) [-]
last night (sunday night) a city council worker was chainsawing until 2am. Neighbours wre yelling. I was laughing because I'm up until about that time anyway. It's my upstairs neighbours that creep me out.
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