Are you sure?. Are you absolutely possitive it means just that?. fra mks: I' AMIN. Joke Time: A guy goes into a tattoo parlor and asks for a tattoo of a $100 bill on his penis. Curious, the tattoo artist asks him why he would possibly want tha
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#29 to #3 - herpaderderp (10/11/2013) [-]
Soup is love
Soup is life
#39 to #29 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account** (10/11/2013) [-]
OP's soup.
#27 to #3 - oishiine (10/11/2013) [-]
You bet your sweet ass it does

I love soup
#10 - melwach (10/11/2013) [-]
I can fix that.
#32 to #10 - BuzzyBoy (10/11/2013) [-]
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#1 - sexymeme (10/10/2013) [-]
Joke Time:

A guy goes into a tattoo parlor and asks for a tattoo of a $100 bill on his penis. Curious, the tattoo artist asks him why he would possibly want that.

"Three reasons: I like to play with my money, I like to watch my money grow, and a hundred dollars seems to be the only thing my wife will blow these days."
User avatar #67 to #1 - animedudej ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
*wealth grow
#79 to #1 - u do wat to sheep (10/11/2013) [-]
Alternate 3 reasons
-I like to keep my money in my pants
-I like to watch it grow
-I want to see how fast my wife can blow 100 dollars
#38 to #1 - hellsjester ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
i have a tattoo of a rooster on a noose below my knee.
#65 to #56 - John Cena (10/11/2013) [-]
so he can tell people his cock hangs below his knees
#16 - daxeboo (10/11/2013) [-]
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User avatar #20 - Benka (10/11/2013) [-]
this doest even look real
User avatar #41 to #20 - fitemeirlbro (10/11/2013) [-]
you don't look real
User avatar #48 to #41 - brucekillah (10/11/2013) [-]
you dont even
User avatar #44 to #41 - stoicnick (10/11/2013) [-]
we don't look real
User avatar #49 to #44 - internetrage (10/11/2013) [-]
how can we differentiate what's real and what isn't? what constitutes real? do we even exist?
User avatar #50 to #49 - stoicnick (10/11/2013) [-]
do you even exist?
#55 - thatirishguy (10/11/2013) [-]
That's certainly interesting, but it's not Rhod Gilbert's potato tattoo.
#51 - taye (10/11/2013) [-]
I have a tattoo of my face, on my face
#61 to #51 - iwanttousenumbers (10/11/2013) [-]
Pretty ugly tattoo
#33 to #2 - afrodemon ONLINE (10/11/2013) [-]
#30 - Clonious (10/11/2013) [-]
I figured there was no way this couldn't have happened at some point, but it's glorious to see it anyways.
User avatar #13 - YoursTruley (10/11/2013) [-]
it doesnt even say that...
#54 - luxfingerdoodle (10/11/2013) [-]
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#84 - joeymroux (10/11/2013) [-]
Fixed it!


paint skills are of the charts
User avatar #69 to #52 - ninootendoo (10/11/2013) [-]
I read that as preparesaturn as well
#63 to #52 - John Cena (10/11/2013) [-]
Prepearsaturn?
User avatar #64 to #63 - bouazizforever (10/11/2013) [-]
You had one job.
User avatar #74 to #63 - lurifax (10/11/2013) [-]
You are dum
#72 - gnuhest (10/11/2013) [-]
Problem solved.
#80 to #72 - josieabby (10/11/2013) [-]
I'm sorry.
User avatar #81 to #80 - arabiddrummer **User deleted account** (10/11/2013) [-]
Obligatory.
#82 to #81 - josieabby (10/11/2013) [-]
Blank space? Dickbutt time!
#45 - canadianbetamale (10/11/2013) [-]
Can't wait to see his reaction when he finds out what it means. He'll be rather...
Can't wait to see his reaction when he finds out what it means. He'll be rather...
#76 to #45 - firereadyaim (10/11/2013) [-]
its fake lol
#6 - John Cena (10/11/2013) [-]
that doesnt say that....its a mixture of japanese and mandarin and its something about chinese people, it isnt talking about tattooes
#7 to #6 - John Cena (10/11/2013) [-]
It's actually all Japanese, and it is talking about tattoos, but it doesn't seem to say "ultimate badass".
私は西部の入れ墨を得た それは帝国中間人を言う
User avatar #9 to #7 - demandsgayversion (10/11/2013) [-]
"I say the middle-man empire it got a tattoo of western." I don't care what it really says, I'm going with this.
#19 to #9 - John Cena (10/11/2013) [-]
Google Translate is **** poor at any foreign alphabet system, such as arabic and any asian language ever.
#25 to #7 - John Cena (10/11/2013) [-]
Agreed. Definitely says "I took a western tattoo". I know 帝国 means imperial and usually 中間 would mean something like middle/inside, but I have no freaking clue what it would mean together. Asking my native friend =P
#88 to #25 - John Cena (10/11/2013) [-]
No, 帝国中 is within the empire 人間 is human.
seibu is western part, wrongfully translated from westers
i can understand a google translate fk up with the first part, but the ultimate badass part is completely wrong.
#11 to #6 - John Cena (10/11/2013) [-]
those characters for china arent used in japanese, that says zhong guo ren, which is chinese person in mandarin but not in japanese
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