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Is Skyrim Teaching Your Children How to
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If you are a responsible parent, then the world of MMORPG first person shooters
sh online soomething of a foreign language to you. In games like skyrim, players Tags:
are teleported to a far way lands that are cream filled with demonic spell crafting,
violent shirtless blood shed and exposed not only Satanic: critters, but
bombarded with gay under tones of fecal fornication. '
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Submitted: 08/24/2014
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User avatar #8 - harbingerwolf (08/25/2014) [-]
DEY EAT DA POO POO!
#18 - gayboard (08/25/2014) [-]
It's one of those fake journalism sites you guys, like the Onion and Fox
It's one of those fake journalism sites you guys, like the Onion and Fox
User avatar #23 to #18 - zaperzero (08/25/2014) [-]
"Like the Onion and Fox."
Oh lordylord. This was good.
#28 - bestfoxgirl (08/25/2014) [-]
I guess I played it wrong the whole time
#2 - midothegreat (08/24/2014) [-]
seems like the author asked someone to install Skyrim for him so he could play it and make an article
hfw he installed nexus mods with it
#24 - yuzabeach ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
Someone sticky this post so people will know how stupid they are for falling for this. This guy is a PARODY JOURNALIST. Here are some examples...   
   
 jezebel.com/5619833/the-religious-fringe-website-that-has-everyone-talking   
nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2010/09/christwire.html   
splitsider.com/2012/05/who-is-christwire-really-mocking-anyway/   
   
There is PLENTY more information out there. And last but not least, the nail in the coffin so to speak.   
   
tysonbowersiii.com/   
   
Or, you know, we could all pass judgement without any facts to back up our arguments like hipsters in highschool. I can't believe how many absolute morons I see in this thread getting butthurt because they think it's real.   
I had a giggle.
Someone sticky this post so people will know how stupid they are for falling for this. This guy is a PARODY JOURNALIST. Here are some examples...

jezebel.com/5619833/the-religious-fringe-website-that-has-everyone-talking
nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2010/09/christwire.html
splitsider.com/2012/05/who-is-christwire-really-mocking-anyway/

There is PLENTY more information out there. And last but not least, the nail in the coffin so to speak.

tysonbowersiii.com/

Or, you know, we could all pass judgement without any facts to back up our arguments like hipsters in highschool. I can't believe how many absolute morons I see in this thread getting butthurt because they think it's real.
I had a giggle.
#33 - Weirdozzy (08/25/2014) [-]
Ohhhh so that's why I've been licking guys assholes...   
I thought this was for the nords
Ohhhh so that's why I've been licking guys assholes...
I thought this was for the nords
User avatar #31 - ComradeBritish (08/25/2014) [-]
That's only with the mods installed.
#12 - mcburd ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
"fecal fornication"
"fecal fornication"
#10 - arreatface (08/25/2014) [-]
The face of Truth
#5 - zyketor (08/24/2014) [-]
....and apparently he likes it, why else would be include a tag to download it?
#34 - awesomechardey (08/25/2014) [-]
Sounds about right
User avatar #32 - unfairlybanned (08/25/2014) [-]
But its rated M.

By buying the game itself you agree to:
Violence
Alcohol
Blood
Inappropriate language

And if your concerned about gay undertones then you need to go jump off a bridge.
#37 to #32 - anon (08/25/2014) [-]
The only thing that can go into the butt is bullet, and that's ok. 'murica.
#49 to #32 - anon (08/25/2014) [-]
You forgot the murder of grannies, dismemberment of corpses, illegal narcotic use, and blasphemy against the 9.
#50 to #49 - anon (08/25/2014) [-]
...and bribing the authorities...
#52 - anon (08/25/2014) [-]
MMORPGFPS. skyrim. ****** kek
#40 - thechosentroll (08/25/2014) [-]
Well, I doubt there ISN'T a mod that lets you do that.
User avatar #15 - yankeerose (08/25/2014) [-]
"We're not trying to promote hate, we want to show how fake the world really is," he said. "We write to see how far we can get people to believe our nonsense. People believe anything they read on the Internet." Do readers get the joke? Just like with the media, not always. Butyidas, who usually pens columns under the name Tyson Bowers III, said some of the people who leave vituperative comments don't get the irony.

Everybody calm the **** down it's a joke site.
User avatar #6 - breaken (08/24/2014) [-]
I'm sure there is a mod for that. Skyrim is not an MMORPG.
#19 - iowndemostest ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
>MMORPG first person shooters   
   
Will these retarded soccer mom bloggers ever realize IT'S A 			*******		 GAME?
>MMORPG first person shooters

Will these retarded soccer mom bloggers ever realize IT'S A ******* GAME?
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User avatar #45 to #19 - listerthepessimist (08/25/2014) [-]
Wash your ******* mouth out
#54 to #45 - iowndemostest ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
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#22 - anon (08/25/2014) [-]
Are YOU serious?
#42 to #22 - anon (08/25/2014) [-]
OMG guyse sumfin not fair heppnd

welcome to the world, whelp
User avatar #53 - drl ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
i had a job
a 401 k
and a lovely wife

after playing skyrim i now work at mcdonalds
live in my van
and my mexican husband beats me every night until i lick his ass
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