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Anyone can be useless

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this wins over other problay because
you had no idea he was gay and then you can' t tell
Which one is his husband
they are showing them as people
not as gays and straights
futtern Btwg tha
om we just talk abotu the tact that the husbands arent even
bringing the drinks over thaws just standing there next to the
drinks and chatting
fusion useless husbands
they are showing anyone can be useless.. Even gay people
they are saying that it doesn' t matter if you are gay or straight.
You can still be a useless person
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#8 - Sworley (08/24/2014) [-]
so theyre saying gay people are people, mind blown
so theyre saying gay people are people, mind blown
#82 to #8 - John Cena (08/25/2014) [-]
You sir, made me chuckle
User avatar #87 to #8 - perfectcomment (08/25/2014) [-]
That's the point, though. A large chunk of people don't believe that gay people are actually people and they treat them differently and it's really unfair.
#2 - neocortex (08/24/2014) [-]
tumblr...

Really they explain **** they think is relevant so thouroughly as if they just invented the wheel or something.
#43 to #2 - yunghunt (08/25/2014) [-]
I used to do it too. Teenagers try to shed themselves of the stigma that they don't know anything or whatever other stereotypes that exist for teenagers by sharing their "deep epiphanies" with everyone. I just shrug it off and tell myself that they're grow out of it like I did. Even though I'm contradicting myself.
#103 to #2 - John Cena (08/25/2014) [-]
Well how else would the rest of tumblr understand? They need to explain it.
User avatar #114 to #2 - hattheifbatman (08/26/2014) [-]
I didn't even know you spoke
#18 to #2 - nahbro (08/25/2014) [-]
as though fj is any better

at least they have the excuse of putting that **** on their own blogs for their followers to look at. on fj everything is vomited up in front of everybody
User avatar #12 to #2 - howtosuckdicks (08/25/2014) [-]
They like to take part in a little thing called preaching to the choir.
#7 to #2 - John Cena (08/24/2014) [-]
how else would they show everyone how smart and deep thinking they are if they didn't break down everything they got their hands on?
User avatar #9 - tridentrooster (08/24/2014) [-]
Does Tumblr have an orgy at every morsel of equality?
User avatar #35 to #9 - puut (08/25/2014) [-]
Yup, they just part the beards on their legs and slam their moosenuckles together.
#46 to #9 - John Cena (08/25/2014) [-]
yes we do
User avatar #73 to #9 - flnonymousseven ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
well let's at least be glad it's equality this time. Baby steps with these people.
#99 to #9 - cockandballz (08/25/2014) [-]
It's two orgies per morsel actually.
#22 to #9 - beslina (08/25/2014) [-]
yes
User avatar #48 to #9 - Kairyuka ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
I honestly don't blame them, seeing how homosexuality is still treated by most media
#40 to #9 - John Cena (08/25/2014) [-]
Just as much as lonely betafags like you have an orgy about how "stupid tumblr is" or "funnyjunk is the best site EVAH!!1" or "lol bewbs!!!!"
User avatar #11 to #9 - shadowstepone (08/25/2014) [-]
i hope so, some of the tumblr chicks are surprisingly hot. The fat ones can stay in the corner. Or as they like to say, the "part of the room that sets unreasonable standards for houses, why cant the walls just be rounded?"
#79 - thechosentroll (08/25/2014) [-]
Just because you're gay doesn't mean you have to be flamboyant.
#91 to #79 - halofiratwin (08/25/2014) [-]
Woo chimneyspeak!
User avatar #92 to #91 - thechosentroll (08/25/2014) [-]
One of the few people to ever manage to combine porn and humor properly.
User avatar #106 to #92 - renespar (08/25/2014) [-]
what about Oglaf?
User avatar #111 to #106 - thechosentroll (08/25/2014) [-]
Also one of those people.
User avatar #112 to #111 - renespar (08/25/2014) [-]
okay, it's just I've heard people complain about Oglaf, and I have no idea why
#44 - hazelnutqt ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
I'm getting tired of the sentence "Can we just talk about the fact that xxx"
Because they don't talk about the fact
Some girl just makes a statement and the others are like "omg I can't even get out"
That's not talking that's circlejerking
Now show me a Tumblr user say "Can we just circlejerk about the fact that.." And I'm in!
User avatar #77 to #44 - theoneweirdguy ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
i dont know about you but im okay talking about porn
#52 to #44 - Unimaksu (08/25/2014) [-]
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#26 - lolzordz (08/25/2014) [-]
omg it's so true that I cant
#56 to #26 - walkeraw (08/25/2014) [-]
Can't even....what?
#71 to #70 - lolzordz (08/25/2014) [-]
like i just cant even
#85 to #71 - skiskate (08/25/2014) [-]
Like on a scale of one to even... I can't
#104 to #85 - John Cena (08/25/2014) [-]
huh, that's odd
#13 - puredeliciousness (08/25/2014) [-]
******* Tumblr posts and their explanations...
#75 - thegamefaceman (08/25/2014) [-]
Jesus Christ, it's like a damn circle jerk every time someone talks about equality on tumblr.  And I mean, if you're into circle jerking, that's cool bro. You do you.
Jesus Christ, it's like a damn circle jerk every time someone talks about equality on tumblr. And I mean, if you're into circle jerking, that's cool bro. You do you.
#38 - John Cena (08/25/2014) [-]
#25 - kez (08/25/2014) [-]
Whenever I see tumblr **** like this all I ever think of is the whole "A king who has to tell everyone hes a king is no king at all" quote.

Its like, if you were truely cool with it you wouldnt be making such a big deal out of telling people you're ok with it.

I just feel like they aren't OK with it but they want to be and are scared people will know that unless they convince people they are OK with it.

Does that make sense?
#95 to #25 - John Cena (08/25/2014) [-]
It does. Same with religious people, vegans and so on; most who go around yapping about "love" and "tolerance" do it to make themselves better in other people's eyes. If you sincerely believe in those things it's a fact you don't have to shout at everyone.
#68 - fcrocker (08/25/2014) [-]
Pretty sure I found the gay one.
datresolution.jpeg
User avatar #83 to #68 - thelastamerican ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
Men ****** up somewhere along the line. If we don't order a dark alcoholic drink with a side of knife we must be pansies. We can't order Blue Moon beer, and it's even a stretch to get a screw driver. Men, we ****** up.
#113 to #83 - fcrocker (08/25/2014) [-]
**** it dude, if you want to drink a sparkling Appletini ******* do it. If any one questions it get up in their **** and establish yourself as alpha male. Take some pointers from Leo in the Departed. The Departed   Cranberry Juice Scene
Personally, I cant put a price on how badass you feel necking straight spirits in a glass with ice, even if it does feel like your chugging bleach.
#110 to #83 - tinglyturtletaint (08/25/2014) [-]
Wait...Blue moon is considered a gay man's/ woman's drink?    
I guess that explains all those nice strangers paying for my drinks when I go to the bar.   
Glad I never took any of them up on their offer to go see the renovations they just finished on their condos.    
I always just thought the bar I went to was a popular carpenter's hangout.
Wait...Blue moon is considered a gay man's/ woman's drink?
I guess that explains all those nice strangers paying for my drinks when I go to the bar.
Glad I never took any of them up on their offer to go see the renovations they just finished on their condos.
I always just thought the bar I went to was a popular carpenter's hangout.
User avatar #108 to #83 - renespar (08/25/2014) [-]
yeah that bothers me too, I mean really, beer tastes like piss, most "man" drinks just don't really taste that good unless you like feeling like you're kicked in the throat, but you need to wear a little bow in your hair if you actually like a drink with FLAVOR
User avatar #89 to #83 - imagnetsux ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
that cute waiter never did show up with my side of knife
User avatar #29 - brettyoke (08/25/2014) [-]
People actually spend money to advertise pro-gayness? Why? It's extremely accepted among this generation, and in ~20 years the vast majority of old stingy anti-gay people won't be relevant enough to make a difference.

It's like racism dying out. It just takes time. You'll never change somebody's mind who was born into dissaprovement of homosexuality through a TV commercial.
#76 to #29 - nahbro (08/25/2014) [-]
This may shock you, but a lot of gay people don't really feel like waiting 20 years for beter equality. It will take time, but they're doing what they can to shorten that time.

One TV commercial may not make a big difference, but multiple ones might. Or they might encourage people to at least discuss it more, or at the very least tolerate.

Besides, try this: tell your friends and/or parents that you're gay, then take it back. If you won't because you're afraid that they'll think less of you, you know that there's still a way to go before people get proper equality.
#78 to #29 - John Cena (08/25/2014) [-]
in order to eliminate racism we have to shut down fj
#50 to #29 - garbie (08/25/2014) [-]
when you are sick and take your medicines, symptoms seem to disappear yet you still have viruses in your organism: you can't cut the medication until the disease is completely removed
#49 to #29 - John Cena (08/25/2014) [-]
We still need pro-gay rights commercials because it's still not mainstream enough. Gay rights are still pretty spotty around the world, it's getting better bit by bit, but still spotty. We don't even have marriage equality all throughout the US.

The same thing with racism. If Ferguson has taught us anything, it's still alive and well, unfortunately.

Yes, it's more sociably acceptable to be pro-gay rights and to not be a racist, but that doesn't mean that inequality isn't still a problem.
#36 - Hidnight (08/25/2014) [-]
**** ***** the dude just like dick, no need to freak out about it
#101 - chandlerandjoey (08/25/2014) [-]
This post me makes me somewhat upset since I've been berated as a "homophobe" for saying that gay people are just people and nothing special, but oh well
User avatar #107 to #101 - tinglyturtletaint (08/25/2014) [-]
Anyone that calls you a homophobe for that is stupid. I'm with you in that belief.
If your gay and your entire identity is based around how your gay and part of the gay community and that's the thing that you put the focus of your identity on, your clearly just not a very interesting person.
Gay people who center their whole life and identity around being gay are the equivalent of straight dudes who do nothing but talk about girls they want to bang or how they have or are going to get laid. Their boring ass people who have nothing interesting about themselves so they shove their sexual preference down your throat saying "LOOK AT ME, LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE PEOPLE THAT GET MY DICK HARD/ VAG FROTHY."
It's like people who smoke weed and then only talk about how they smoke weed. Met a dude at a legalization march thing once when I was a teenager that was passing out flyers saying to vote for him in local government because he was with the "green party," and wanted to represent weed smokers in government. I asked him what his political stances were outside of legalization and he acted like a deer caught in the headlights.
User avatar #51 - iforgotmyothername (08/25/2014) [-]
And that day tumblr realized gay people were, well, people. And because of that they had to check their gay privilege because all gay men has to stick his dick in a fewhale when asked, simply because as gay men they are opressing straight women and ************************************* .
User avatar #24 - mattdoggy (08/25/2014) [-]
>gays this way

sure, no issue with em. Just like everyone else keep it in the bedroom

>gays trying to raise tolerance usually

i bet if i wear nothing but dildos, a crotchless thong, and a feather boa screaming in peoples faces that people will understand that i'm a normal person just trying to get a fair life like everyone else. That should do it

Most people don't hate gays, they hate faggots
User avatar #3 - oxymoronking (08/24/2014) [-]
well, the thing is, all gay people are usless
User avatar #34 to #3 - lifesavers (08/25/2014) [-]
Woah man, I'm gay and I can tell you that I'm extremely u...
Uh...
Are video games useful?
#4 to #3 - chipacobra (08/24/2014) [-]
obvious troll is obvious
#15 to #4 - John Cena (08/25/2014) [-]
obvious troll joke is obvious
User avatar #6 to #3 - vorarephilia (08/24/2014) [-]
They bring us fresh content to our ******** corner of the internet. So they got that going for them I guess.
#14 to #5 - John Cena (08/25/2014) [-]
he's bi...
User avatar #97 to #14 - liftplus (08/25/2014) [-]
lgbt
#81 - dehumanizer (08/25/2014) [-]
Soon...
#105 to #81 - John Cena (08/25/2014) [-]
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User avatar #16 - itumblr (08/25/2014) [-]
Um, people are not useless. We are human beans, that is farthest thing from useless.Dick.
User avatar #37 to #16 - lecorbi ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
hey, you lost your nice green text
User avatar #58 to #16 - captainprincess ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
Speak for yourself I am a fava bean
User avatar #64 to #16 - ieatbengay (08/25/2014) [-]
i lold
#102 to #16 - John Cena (08/25/2014) [-]
User avatar #20 to #16 - cowcubrub (08/25/2014) [-]
I don't know, I know plenty of useless people. Myself, for instance.
User avatar #31 to #16 - AresX (08/25/2014) [-]
Dude you can't pretend to be tumblr while commenting on a tumblr screenshot.
#67 to #16 - datmine ONLINE (08/25/2014) [-]
#27 to #16 - kez (08/25/2014) [-]
BEANS?

I dont like your use of derogatory slang for mexicans. Its uncouth and extremely intollerent.

Check your privilege
User avatar #28 to #27 - wildwes (08/25/2014) [-]
WHAT

You think that "beans" is derogatory toward mexicans? As a Mexican bean-kin I am EXTREMELY offended by this hateful comment of yours. Check YOUR privilege, scum.
#72 - norkas (08/25/2014) [-]
I remember the last time this was posted, I fixed it
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