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#26 - uwannaseemyhorse [OP]
Reply +101
(03/27/2014) [+] (8 replies)
stickied by uwannaseemyhorse
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>Pic related : MFW refreshing every second to watch thumbs.
I love you guys, i've been lurking this site for more than 3 years On here every day and never made an account... Until yesterday! =)

>Pic related : MFW refreshing every second to watch thumbs.
#43 to #26 - anusraper
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(03/27/2014) [-]
are u a faggot ?
#51 to #26 - anon
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(03/28/2014) [-]
Your comment makes me happy
#70 to #26 - vortexrain
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(03/28/2014) [-]
If you post enough good quality porn, you will level up pretty quickly.
#63 to #26 - zombifier
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(03/28/2014) [-]
related to your username Amazing Horse
#47 to #26 - flufflepuff
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(03/28/2014) [-]
you've been hitting the refresh button for 19 hours?

are you okay?
#31 to #26 - adu
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(03/27/2014) [-]
You should learn early on that they don't really matter.
Not trying to **** on your parade, just realize that FJ can also be bipolar as ****.
#65 to #31 - fzjoss
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(03/28/2014) [-]
**** you, bitch
#67 to #31 - Sethorein
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(03/28/2014) [-]
it's nice to see when you've accumulated a lot... means you've kept everyone reasonably entertained through thick 'n thin...
#15 - cleateater
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(03/27/2014) [-]
edward jizzorhands would have been a better title
#23 to #15 - anon
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(03/27/2014) [-]
Anything would have been better than penishands
#33 to #15 - IamSofaKingdom
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(03/27/2014) [-]
Someone told me this was the top comment on tumblr to this post while I was looking at the picture and when I scrolled down I saw it here lol.
#53 to #15 - swampwaterjack
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(03/28/2014) [-]
kind of like spiderman... i mean thats whats the webs are made of
#29 to #15 - hoponthefeelstrain
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(03/27/2014) [-]
I saw the porn and his hands are literally dicks and it's ******* creepy.
#1 - brinkmantheman
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(03/27/2014) [-]
There was a lot lost that day when they went with boobyguard instead of bootygaurd
#2 to #1 - uwannaseemyhorse [OP]
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#3 to #1 - watshisface
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(03/27/2014) [-]
truuue

why the **** didnt they?
#5 to #1 - uwannaseemyhorse [OP]
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(03/27/2014) [-]
But boobyguard makes me giggle!
But boobyguard makes me giggle!
#7 to #5 - brinkmantheman
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(03/27/2014) [-]
See youre whats wrong with porn titles. when we just accept terrible names like booby gaurd official porn namers get lazy and come up with crap like that.
#44 - darkor
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(03/28/2014) [-]
#68 to #44 - Sethorein
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(03/28/2014) [-]
hehe... big daddy...
#124 to #44 - thepinkestofthepie
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(03/28/2014) [-]
I doubt God of Whore is any different from its brother game God of War.
#131 to #44 - zenet
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(03/28/2014) [-]
So...is God of Whore just the actual visuals from the sex scenes in the actual games?
#45 to #44 - kiermatv
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(03/28/2014) [-]
do I have to play ass effect one to understand the story of ass effect 2?
#46 to #45 - darkor
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(03/28/2014) [-]
The choices you made carry on, as if you came inside or not
#20 - theincrediblegoose
Reply +29
(03/27/2014) [-]
Some other good pornos that play on movie titles:

A Beautiful Behind
Womb Raider
Schindler's Fist
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Glad he ate her
Driving Into Miss Daisy
Riding Miss Daisy
Sorest Rump
Edward Penishands
Gangbangs of New York
How Stella Got Her Tube Packed
In Diana Jones and the Temple Poon
Saturday Night Beaver
Throbin Hood (Prince of Beaves)
When Harry Ate Sally
Romancing The Bone
Spankenstein
Buffy The Vampire Layer
Buttman and Throbbin'
Rambone
#35 to #20 - rollertoaster
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(03/27/2014) [-]
Saving Ryan's Privates
Pacific Rimjobs
#41 to #20 - WastingTime
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(03/27/2014) [-]
Black Cock Down
Bigknobs and Wombsticks
#66 to #20 - mutantpanda
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(03/28/2014) [-]
My personal favorite is San Fernando Jones and the Temple of Poon
#62 to #20 - barnaclebucket
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(03/28/2014) [-]
Men in black men.
#10 - harryboom
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(03/27/2014) [-]
Porks and Recreation
#18 to #10 - spleed
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(03/27/2014) [-]
Porks and Procreation.
#24 - freddich
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(03/27/2014) [-]
But this is the best by far
#36 to #24 - justleaving
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(03/27/2014) [-]
"Lord of the Cockrings" I'm sorry
#84 - randomfactcore
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(03/28/2014) [-]
Funniest prono ever.
Funniest prono ever.
#86 to #84 - andreweasley
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(03/28/2014) [-]
You've actually watched this?
#94 to #86 - randomfactcore
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(03/28/2014) [-]
Yeah, my mate said it was funny so I watched it.

First sex scene the chick is wailing like a fire alarm. Then there's the spaghetti scene. And you know at the end of the original scissorhands movie, he's carving the ice and it ice rains down on Winona? Imagine how they would do that in a porno...

And incase the .gif i uploaded gets flagged, here's the sauce: You need to login to view this link
#99 to #84 - anon
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(03/28/2014) [-]
That's... something.
That's... something.
#132 to #84 - artjunk
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(03/28/2014) [-]
and now i have to wonder whats more disturbing:
A. You've had that gif saved.
or
B. You went out, found the porno, and created it just for this reason...
#133 to #132 - randomfactcore
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(03/28/2014) [-]
C. A simple "Edward Penishands .gif" google search...
#137 to #133 - artjunk
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(03/28/2014) [-]
nay, i refuse to believe such a melodramatic conclusion!
nay, i refuse to believe such a melodramatic conclusion!
#113 to #84 - cristerio
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(03/28/2014) [-]
they weren't kidding
#91 to #84 - runsawayfromdanger
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(03/28/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#89 to #84 - mattdoggy
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(03/28/2014) [-]
>weird guy
>penises
>spagheti

4chan in a gif
#95 to #89 - randomfactcore
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(03/28/2014) [-]
#19 - spleed
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(03/27/2014) [-]
The people that favorited this post.

...we know what you're doing later.
#4 - whatugawkinat
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(03/27/2014) [-]
Assablanca
The Jizzard of Oz
To Kill a ***********
E.T. The Sextra Terrestrial
Bonnie and Climax
Mantasia
The Hunger Games: Catching AIDS
#13 to #4 - mattymc
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(03/27/2014) [-]
I hate to be the one to say this, but there are already like E.T. pornos out there
look up the Cinema Snob
#14 to #13 - dafuckisthishit
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(03/27/2014) [-]
E.T bone home