Any plans for valentines day?. . pl‘ be in my bedroom, making we noise and pretending that I tian' t exist.. Dont know how to flirt? Try this.
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#1 - mayhemtuesday (01/26/2014) [-]
Dont know how to flirt? Try this.
Dont know how to flirt? Try this.
#39 to #1 - chupiter (01/27/2014) [-]
Tried it. Now I'm using the WiFi at the juvenile correction facilities. The wallpaper is a bit dull, but the rest is okay I guess.
#36 to #1 - fixator (01/27/2014) [-]
Works both ways
Works both ways
#7 to #1 - darthkrayt (01/27/2014) [-]
Yes, because that worked soooo well for the guy in the gif
Yes, because that worked soooo well for the guy in the gif
User avatar #73 to #7 - gardenmanly (01/27/2014) [-]
well technically she did touch his dick, so I'd call it a win
User avatar #108 to #7 - mayhemtuesday (01/27/2014) [-]
If at first you don't succeed try, try again.
#16 - envinite (01/27/2014) [-]
I'm probably hunting cheap games on Steam
User avatar #45 to #16 - messerauditore (01/27/2014) [-]
They should have a Valentine's Day pity sale.
#4 - stopyellingatme (01/27/2014) [-]
Nope, no plans, just like every valentines day ever.
Nope, no plans, just like every valentines day ever.
#41 - cthumoo ONLINE (01/27/2014) [-]
I'm looking forward to getting all the valentines day achievements in WoW...
I'm looking forward to getting all the valentines day achievements in WoW...
User avatar #72 to #41 - thisistheguy (01/27/2014) [-]
You and me both, gotta get that proto-drake after all right? Right? I'm dying
User avatar #92 to #72 - cthumoo ONLINE (01/27/2014) [-]
Of course I want recognition for the time this game's devoured in the form of a dragon I don't particularly like the colour of
User avatar #103 to #92 - thisistheguy (01/27/2014) [-]
Was never a fan of the proto drakes in general they are a bitch to fly around in
#105 to #103 - cthumoo ONLINE (01/27/2014) [-]
Yeah, goofy ass wing movements and such...
Yeah, goofy ass wing movements and such...
#40 - pepemex (01/27/2014) [-]
"making no noise"
Your parents know what you do in your room. Even if you think you're being careful.

THEY KNOW.
#8 - Benry (01/27/2014) [-]
I knew that one day this picture would be relevant.

#3 - fuckthepopo (01/27/2014) [-]
We should all just go gay and be each other's husbands and make the biggest losergasm ever and set a guinness world record. Maybe we might get noticed then.

But alas, we do not get girlfriends by choice. It is a matter of we are too lazy to get a girlfriend.
User avatar #24 to #3 - zenler (01/27/2014) [-]
yes lets do this
User avatar #75 to #3 - revengeforfreeze (01/27/2014) [-]
It's true

I don't really care that much though.
User avatar #34 to #3 - klina (01/27/2014) [-]
Pretty much this. I can't speak for the underaged "oh my god I'm being friendzoned" part of this site, but for those of us here that aren't retarded, we just don't bother enough.

I mean sure, I visit a dating site, but I find none of the chicks there fitting enough to actually go through the effort of asking them out. And I don't really go out much, and when I do, I don't have much to pick from around where I live.

Meh
#89 to #34 - autoxx (01/27/2014) [-]
I hear that. I live near a small town, the girls here are either crazy party girls into heavy drugs and getting wrecked every weekend or they are little homemakers wanting to start a family.   
I don't do drugs, seldom drink hard (more than a couple times a year), and I DO NOT want kids... 			*******		 ever.   
Because of this I usually date much older women but they just can't really keep up.  It's 			*******		 frustrating then when you meet a decent girl and she is dating/married to an unkempt loser that treats her like 			****		.
I hear that. I live near a small town, the girls here are either crazy party girls into heavy drugs and getting wrecked every weekend or they are little homemakers wanting to start a family.
I don't do drugs, seldom drink hard (more than a couple times a year), and I DO NOT want kids... ******* ever.
Because of this I usually date much older women but they just can't really keep up. It's ******* frustrating then when you meet a decent girl and she is dating/married to an unkempt loser that treats her like **** .
#44 - gecht (01/27/2014) [-]
Being Free and Independent ofc.
Being Free and Independent ofc.
#14 - mostlyshits (01/27/2014) [-]
oooh harry
#68 - cujorp (01/27/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#65 - jollo (01/27/2014) [-]
Im planning on spending valentines day with the love of my life <3
User avatar #74 to #65 - popcornisland (01/27/2014) [-]
I have a black girlfriend I burnt my hand on the stove
User avatar #82 to #74 - alstorp (01/27/2014) [-]
So you fap with a Hanako hand?

Sweet.
User avatar #83 to #82 - popcornisland (01/27/2014) [-]
Love the smell of bacon
hue
#77 - redzeopoweranger (01/27/2014) [-]
my valentines day plans   
play videogames    
watch action movies   
and then use my fleshlight at the end of the day
my valentines day plans
play videogames
watch action movies
and then use my fleshlight at the end of the day
#79 to #77 - jamessevensix (01/27/2014) [-]
I'll just leave this here for you.
User avatar #80 to #79 - redzeopoweranger (01/27/2014) [-]
no thx i already have one
User avatar #81 to #80 - jamessevensix (01/27/2014) [-]
this one comes with a sponge for easy clean up.
User avatar #84 to #81 - redzeopoweranger (01/27/2014) [-]
i use a rolled piece of paper towl to dry it out on the inside
#42 - amou the azn (01/27/2014) [-]
**amou the azn rolls 039,208,531**

My plans, of course.
User avatar #55 to #42 - qonetwothreefive (01/27/2014) [-]
**qonetwothreefive rolls 108,501,624**
If your plan is referring to the picture, it is a really good plan which many of us are very likely to follow
#31 - John Cena (01/27/2014) [-]
you ever think maybe harry was actuallypermanetly locked in his under the stairs cupboard by his uncle after the zoo fiasco and the seven years were his mind creating a happy life as he fade away locked under the stairs
#61 - olmesy (01/27/2014) [-]
I'm just going to hang out at the gym and lift away the pain
#59 - atrocitustheking (01/27/2014) [-]
Roses are red, violets are blue,
vodka costs less than a dinner for two!
User avatar #62 to #59 - marioslmg (01/27/2014) [-]
where? sauce? source? anime?
User avatar #70 to #62 - smellyfarts (01/27/2014) [-]
Believe Its Darker than Black
#69 to #62 - bonklord (01/27/2014) [-]
Darker Than Black.

Enjoy it mate.
User avatar #63 to #62 - atrocitustheking (01/27/2014) [-]
Sorry mate, no idea.
#100 to #59 - John Cena (01/27/2014) [-]
Health bars are red
And stamina is green
I'm leveling one handed
if you know what I mean
User avatar #19 - dreadedsin ONLINE (01/27/2014) [-]
If I even manage to somehow get a valentine card from someone, my first thought will be: how the **** did they find me?
User avatar #47 to #19 - danzeebass **User deleted account** (01/27/2014) [-]
What's your adress, fulll name, and social security number?
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