Anti joke. . 4 [-] Ferraro poiints 20 hours ago 1 How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family. BEL poiints 20 hours ago 1 How do you make a plumber atop cryi Anti joke 4 [-] Ferraro poiints 20 hours ago 1 How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family BEL atop cryi
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4 [-] Ferraro poiints 20 hours ago
1 How do you make a plumber cry?
Kill his family.
BEL poiints 20 hours ago
1 How do you make a plumber atop crying? Kill him.
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4 [-] 1. 328 poiints LB hours ago
1 Now that' s what f call fixing a leak
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4 [-] Dur-‘ fear 1. 431 poiints LB hours ago
1 Hey, that' s an actual joke. Get the fuck out of here.
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#15 - teasquid
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(11/03/2013) [-]
Where did Sally go after the explosions.   
   
EVERYWHERE.
Where did Sally go after the explosions.

EVERYWHERE.
#14 - assassinscreedpwns
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(11/03/2013) [-]
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse responds "I've just realized I'm a metaphysical concept residing within a fictional narrative and will cease to exist at the end of this sentence."
User avatar #68 to #14 - Kairyuka
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(11/03/2013) [-]
That one is good, I'mma steal that.
User avatar #29 to #14 - mrgoodlove
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(11/03/2013) [-]
You made that way deeper than I would have liked. I liked it though.
#18 to #14 - chaosnazo
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(11/03/2013) [-]
That's somewhat sad
#22 to #18 - assassinscreedpwns
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(11/03/2013) [-]
Ignore my deleted reply, misread your comment.
#23 to #22 - chaosnazo
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(11/03/2013) [-]
It's ok
#21 to #18 - assassinscreedpwns
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#11 - cashmanderp
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(11/03/2013) [-]
Why do scuba divers dive backwards off the boat?   
   
 Because if they dived forwards, they would still be in the boat.
Why do scuba divers dive backwards off the boat?

Because if they dived forwards, they would still be in the boat.
User avatar #62 to #11 - BroadSword
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(11/03/2013) [-]
I got the joke, but incase anyone was actually wondering why, as I used to wonder before I did diving. Divers dive backwards so their mask doesnt fall off when they hit the water.
User avatar #74 to #62 - strelokkk
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(11/03/2013) [-]
Thank you, had me wondering for years !
#75 to #74 - BroadSword
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(11/03/2013) [-]
I was honestly expecting to come back to red thumbs, but glad to know I sated someones curiosity
I was honestly expecting to come back to red thumbs, but glad to know I sated someones curiosity
User avatar #7 - fatninjadude
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(11/03/2013) [-]
Why did the little boy cry?

He had a frog stapled to his face.
#17 to #7 - ronjeremysweiner
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(11/03/2013) [-]
why did the baby cross the road?

he was stapled to the chicken
User avatar #45 to #17 - notsureifanon
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(11/03/2013) [-]
What should you do when you hear beeps?

Get the baby out of the microwave.
#79 to #45 - ronjeremysweiner
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(11/04/2013) [-]
whats different between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babys?


you cant unload a truck of bowling balls w/ a pitch fork.
User avatar #80 to #79 - notsureifanon
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(11/04/2013) [-]
What is a baby doing in a car?

Suffocating in the trunk.
#81 to #80 - ronjeremysweiner
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(11/04/2013) [-]
how do you fit 100 baby's into a bucket?

with a blender.

How do you get them back out?

tortilla chips.
#19 - pwnypony **User deleted account**
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(11/03/2013) [-]
Why did Suzie fall off the swings
She has no arms
#20 to #19 - pwnypony **User deleted account**
Reply +32 123456789123345869
(11/03/2013) [-]
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Not Suzie
User avatar #35 to #20 - negitivzero
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(11/03/2013) [-]
What did Suzie get for Christmas
Cancer
What did Suzie get for her Birthday
Her gravestone
#37 - nighthawxx
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(11/03/2013) [-]
What did the little girl get for christmas    
 molested    
why did the boy drop his sandwich   
 he was hit by a truck    
whats worse than dropping your ice cream   
 the holocaust    
whats worse than that   
 six million jews died    
whats worse than that    
 there's still some left
What did the little girl get for christmas
molested
why did the boy drop his sandwich
he was hit by a truck
whats worse than dropping your ice cream
the holocaust
whats worse than that
six million jews died
whats worse than that
there's still some left
#42 to #37 - tyroneisanigger
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(11/03/2013) [-]
Dropping ice cream = worse than holocaust

User avatar #51 to #42 - playerdous
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(11/03/2013) [-]
Dropping ice cream > Holocaust
#41 to #37 - ihatem
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(11/03/2013) [-]
So somehow one part of the holocaust is worse than the whole holocaust
User avatar #6 - spanishiqiustion
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(11/02/2013) [-]
whats green and has wheels
grass i lied about the wheels
User avatar #24 to #6 - runescapewasgood
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(11/03/2013) [-]
i actually guessed the answer to that one because ive heard it so many times :/
#26 to #24 - anon id: 859e6c74
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(11/03/2013) [-]
That really isn't guessing the answer
User avatar #8 - mainbeach
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(11/03/2013) [-]
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Cancer. Cancer is worse.
User avatar #36 - TittyCinnamon
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(11/03/2013) [-]
What did batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.
#49 to #36 - captaintyla
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(11/03/2013) [-]
i laughed a little
User avatar #1 - mitchr
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(11/02/2013) [-]
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
I don't know; just shot it for food. Please send help.
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#2 to #1 - markhamasylum
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(11/02/2013) [-]
an African or European swallow?
User avatar #3 to #2 - mitchr
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(11/02/2013) [-]
No sounds are heard in response; flies circle around the starved corpse.