Anti joke. . 4 [-] Ferraro poiints 20 hours ago 1 How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family. BEL poiints 20 hours ago 1 How do you make a plumber atop cryi
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4 [-] Ferraro poiints 20 hours ago
1 How do you make a plumber cry?
Kill his family.
BEL poiints 20 hours ago
1 How do you make a plumber atop crying? Kill him.
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4 [-] 1. 328 poiints LB hours ago
1 Now that' s what f call fixing a leak
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4 [-] Dur-‘ fear 1. 431 poiints LB hours ago
1 Hey, that' s an actual joke. Get the **** out of here.
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#15 - teasquid (11/03/2013) [-]
Where did Sally go after the explosions.   
   
EVERYWHERE.
Where did Sally go after the explosions.

EVERYWHERE.
#14 - assassinscreedpwns (11/03/2013) [+] (6 replies)
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse responds "I've just realized I'm a metaphysical concept residing within a fictional narrative and will cease to exist at the end of this sentence."
#11 - cashmanderp ONLINE (11/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Why do scuba divers dive backwards off the boat?   
   
 Because if they dived forwards, they would still be in the boat.
Why do scuba divers dive backwards off the boat?

Because if they dived forwards, they would still be in the boat.
User avatar #7 - fatninjadude (11/03/2013) [+] (5 replies)
Why did the little boy cry?

He had a frog stapled to his face.
#19 - pwnypony **User deleted account** (11/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Why did Suzie fall off the swings
She has no arms
#20 to #19 - pwnypony **User deleted account** (11/03/2013) [-]
Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Not Suzie
#37 - nighthawxx (11/03/2013) [+] (3 replies)
What did the little girl get for christmas    
 molested    
why did the boy drop his sandwich   
 he was hit by a truck    
whats worse than dropping your ice cream   
 the holocaust    
whats worse than that   
 six million jews died    
whats worse than that    
 there's still some left
What did the little girl get for christmas
molested
why did the boy drop his sandwich
he was hit by a truck
whats worse than dropping your ice cream
the holocaust
whats worse than that
six million jews died
whats worse than that
there's still some left
User avatar #6 - spanishiqiustion ONLINE (11/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
whats green and has wheels
grass i lied about the wheels
User avatar #8 - mainbeach (11/03/2013) [-]
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Cancer. Cancer is worse.
User avatar #36 - TittyCinnamon ONLINE (11/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What did batman say to Robin before getting in the car? Get in the car.
User avatar #1 - mitchr (11/02/2013) [+] (2 replies)
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
I don't know; just shot it for food. Please send help.
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#43 - joshkx ONLINE (11/03/2013) [+] (1 reply)
What has two legs and is red all over?
Half a cat!
#46 to #43 - stigman **User deleted account** (11/03/2013) [-]
This guy
User avatar #12 - puut (11/03/2013) [-]
How do you get a clown off a swing?

Hit it with an axe.
#10 - ilikepatatas (11/03/2013) [-]
what is a man doing on top of the eiffel tower?
he's going to kill himself
#27 - arcticassassin (11/03/2013) [+] (4 replies)
Why did the plane crash?   
 The pilot was a loaf of bread.
Why did the plane crash?
The pilot was a loaf of bread.
#34 to #33 - arcticassassin (11/03/2013) [-]
Don't worry   
Accidents happen
Don't worry
Accidents happen
#63 - icelandicjesus (11/03/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Why do you put a baby feet first in a blender?
So you can cum on it's face

Pic not relevant.
User avatar #61 - kanpai (11/03/2013) [-]
Why did sally fall of the swing?

Because she was born without limbs

KNOCK KNOCK!
who's there?
Not sally
User avatar #55 - toymoo (11/03/2013) [-]
How do you make a little girl cry? Wipe your cum on her teddy bear
What's the best thing about a 5 year old girl? You can turn her over and pretend she's a 5 year old boy
What's the best thing about a 5 year old boy? No pretending
What is the warmest thing in a dead, 4 year old's body? MY DICK
User avatar #50 - finblob (11/03/2013) [-]
Why did Sally fall off the swings?
she had no arms
Knock Knock, who's there?
not Sally
User avatar #16 - bitchesbanthymine (11/03/2013) [-]
Why did the girl fall over, she was hit by a truck.
User avatar #58 - demonican (11/03/2013) [-]
A little girl walks into the bathroom while her mother is showering,
she see that her mother has hair down there and asks her:
-Mom, why do you have hair down there?
The reply she got was:
-It's kinda complicated, you will also get it when you grow up.

The next day she see her dad in the shower.
She points at his dick and asks:
What is that?
And get the reply:
It's a dick and you'll get it as soon as your mother has gone to work...

The man is now in jail awaiting a death sentence.
The accusations are:
Rape
Incest
Maltreatment of kids.
Causation of psychological traumas for both his daughter and his wife.
This isn't something to joke about.


Please don't hurt me!
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