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Another FML

Another FML. Can anyone else here do it?. Today, my husband yelled Fromm upstairs, "Babel , COME QUICK!" Terrified that something might have happened tty spur n

Can anyone else here do it?

Today, my husband yelled Fromm upstairs, "Babel , COME QUICK!" Terrified that something might have
happened tty spur newborn daughter, I rushed up, only tty find put he Just wanted tty shew me that he' d learned
haw tty spin a top an the tip pf his penis it Falling. PML
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comments On / 05/ 2013 at 5: - intimacy - by - - (Brennan) - United States
1 ' s comment C That is pretty impressive skill. You gotta give it to him
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#11 - daelril (10/07/2013) [-]
At first i read "he learned how to spin on top of the tip of his penis"
#47 to #11 - doubleac (10/07/2013) [-]
I read, "he learned how to spin the top of his penis".
I was wondering how you can spin the head >.< I was horrified.
#49 to #47 - learned (10/07/2013) [-]
no
#51 to #49 - doubleac (10/07/2013) [-]
What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ****** . As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little **** . If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're ******* dead, kiddo.
#54 to #51 - learned (10/07/2013) [-]
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#55 to #54 - doubleac (10/08/2013) [-]
I'm glad it does.
User avatar #28 to #11 - analbreach ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
You just cleared up like a million concerns of mine.
User avatar #37 to #11 - mexirican (10/07/2013) [-]
definitely how i read it the first time. and second time. the third time is when i realized
User avatar #39 to #11 - acidreign (10/07/2013) [-]
I read it the first time as "spin a top in the tip of his penis."
#56 to #39 - sofiesoflam (10/13/2013) [-]
daisjklgbfxs NO. NO PLEASE.
User avatar #2 - soupkittenagain (10/07/2013) [-]
That doesn't sound like it'd feel good...
#13 to #2 - fourtitwo (10/07/2013) [-]
Yeeah... I think I've had enough internet for today D:
#1 - soulkiller (10/07/2013) [-]
I want to try it too, but I'm afraid it might hurt or my penis catches fire  I'm clumsy
I want to try it too, but I'm afraid it might hurt or my penis catches fire I'm clumsy
User avatar #38 to #1 - wtfduud (10/07/2013) [-]
Or stuck in a fan
#16 to #7 - ompalomper (10/07/2013) [-]
here, take this
#6 - draeman (10/07/2013) [-]
I thought it said he could spin on his penis I was like "what the **** "
User avatar #9 to #6 - pockyrin (10/07/2013) [-]
Yeah newborn daughter and spinning on a penis shouldn't be in the same sentence
#27 - satoshimiwa ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
I have a little dreidel, I spin it in my dick   
I hope you're wet and ready, after this little trick
I have a little dreidel, I spin it in my dick
I hope you're wet and ready, after this little trick
User avatar #44 to #27 - rplix (10/07/2013) [-]
"little trick"
#46 to #44 - arreatface (10/07/2013) [-]
hue
hue
#12 - ljubav (10/07/2013) [-]
woah dude, reading it the second time makes more sense...
User avatar #20 - gimlithedwarf (10/07/2013) [-]
I also spin newborns on my penis in my free time
#5 - jackenov **User deleted account** (10/07/2013) [-]
I'll get it one of these times.
I'll get it one of these times.
User avatar #33 - commontroll (10/07/2013) [-]
What if it went in his dickhole?
#14 - jackassalope (10/07/2013) [-]
Not nearly as impressive as spinning on the tip of your penis though
#21 - ButtonFly (10/07/2013) [-]
First time reading through I thought the husband &quot;learned how to spin on top of the tip of his penis.&quot;   
Put a rather interesting visual in my head.
First time reading through I thought the husband "learned how to spin on top of the tip of his penis."
Put a rather interesting visual in my head.
User avatar #23 to #21 - unbelievable (10/07/2013) [-]
I first thought he could spin his newborn daughter on top of the tip of his penis.
User avatar #31 - thedarkdefender (10/07/2013) [-]
Spin a top on his dick? Whats a top?..
#32 to #31 - moqa (10/07/2013) [-]
Urban dictionary: A man who likes giving anal intercourse to other men rather than receiving.

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#53 - oliphan (10/07/2013) [-]
Wouldn't that give you friction burns on your dick?
#40 - beerwench (10/07/2013) [-]
Better than my ex who would yell " Honey, hurry, ya gotta see this!" because he was proud of the size of his feces.
#36 - whtkid ONLINE (10/07/2013) [-]
#35 - fuckingfirefox (10/07/2013) [-]
That's right, FYL
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