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Anon the prankster

securite lecture at uni
prof talks about wireless encryption
claims he can sniff all the passwords of our laptops
open up torrent and start downloading some hardcore dolphin porn
prof excited because he Found someone downloading and hijacks my connection
dopers up the video files
12 gigs of hardcore dolphin porn on the 2( beamer
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User avatar #18 - Awesomecarrot (08/12/2014) [-]
Dolphin porn? Absolutely disgusting! I mean, where would you even find such a thing?
On the internet obviously, but what specific site? Completely repulsive material.
And also what section of the site, so I can make sure to avoid it in the future.

User avatar #90 to #18 - kimilsung (08/12/2014) [-]
4chin
User avatar #41 to #18 - yunogasaii (08/12/2014) [-]
I've seen plenty of dolphin vagoos but none of anyone actually banging dolphins. However, I have seen someone bang a crocodile is that's something you want
User avatar #63 to #41 - greyhoundfd (08/12/2014) [-]
Oh god I was lurking on that thread... terrible, terrible memories.
User avatar #47 to #18 - dawdawdwa (08/12/2014) [-]
You`re an awesome carrot!
#19 to #18 - anon (08/12/2014) [-]
Sadly, i have no answer. But i decided i like you, Awesomecarrot.
#65 to #40 - seriouslyfaggy (08/12/2014) [-]
Oh Lord the favs.
#67 to #65 - degrees (08/12/2014) [-]
I'm quite appalled myself.
I'm quite appalled myself.
#92 to #40 - roytmustang (08/12/2014) [-]
My first reaction is always, "Wait, it wasn't a joke. It exists. People actually do this-"
Then I remind myself I'm on the internet, and literally everything has been done and fapped to.

Every time. I should be used to seeing weird **** by now, but... I've never seen dolphin sex before. I was not prepared.
#82 to #40 - anon (08/12/2014) [-]
While we're here, is this illegal to watch?
User avatar #91 to #82 - newforomador ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
I don't think it's illegal to watch, but i'm pretty sure it's illegal to have downloaded.
#108 to #40 - anon (08/13/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** mfw
**anonymous rolled image** mfw
User avatar #84 to #40 - bighornwizardsheep (08/12/2014) [-]
What in the ungodly name of **** have you done?
User avatar #7 - notstill (08/12/2014) [-]
Where does one get 12 gb of dolphin porn?
User avatar #24 to #7 - europe (08/12/2014) [-]
The internet is magical place, my friend
User avatar #30 to #7 - adunsaveme (08/12/2014) [-]
Wouldn't you like to know, ya perv
User avatar #8 to #7 - mutzaki ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
In the ocean.
#49 - keybladewarrior (08/12/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#4 - Darianvincent ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
This just reminded me of how creepily similar dolphin pussy is to a humans.
#6 to #4 - captnnorway (08/12/2014) [-]
are they?
User avatar #9 to #6 - sirfapaton (08/12/2014) [-]
Not really. Also if you tried ******* a dolphin, they'd probably rip your dick off instantly with their muscular vagina.
User avatar #34 to #9 - ohmeghon (08/12/2014) [-]
But if they didn't rip it off you would be able to climax for minutes at a time due to secretions in their genetalia. The more you know
User avatar #38 to #34 - sirfapaton (08/12/2014) [-]
Well, yeaa.... I guess
User avatar #54 to #4 - DrPeppir (08/12/2014) [-]
Not similar. Just better.
User avatar #5 to #4 - mrshrapnel (08/12/2014) [-]
Not that similar mate...
#10 to #5 - Darianvincent ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
The picture I saw looked similar
User avatar #11 to #10 - mrshrapnel (08/12/2014) [-]
Stop looking up furry porn then. Actually dont, i like that too
User avatar #12 to #11 - Darianvincent ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
I was real
User avatar #13 to #12 - mrshrapnel (08/12/2014) [-]
I presume you meant "It was real" in which case i must ask, what made them look so similar, course ive seen both and theres a pretty large diffenrence
User avatar #14 to #13 - Darianvincent ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
Maybe it was just the one I saw but the structure was similar...Aside from the lack of the whole..crotch area.
User avatar #15 to #14 - mrshrapnel (08/12/2014) [-]
Hey, a hole is a hole i wont judge your taste, i can agree the structure is similar but internally theres some really big differences due to the shape of the males.
Heard dolphins are really good too, but thats jsut rumors. since their hypersexual and all that.
User avatar #16 to #15 - Darianvincent ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
I'm not into dolphins, I just thought their vaginas looked odd. That's a normal everyday thought. Did you know kangaroos can't hop backwards?
User avatar #17 to #16 - mrshrapnel (08/12/2014) [-]
Carry on then citizen. I did know abou the kangaroos, jsut never seen it in action since all the kangaroos ive worked with was a bunch of lazy twats.
#21 to #17 - Darianvincent ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
You mean those kangaroos didn't lift?
#53 to #17 - domny ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
***** just saying don't stick your dick in a dolphin.
They have vajay muscles that can easily rip off your pinnis.
I'm srs
User avatar #58 to #53 - mrshrapnel (08/12/2014) [-]
Never actually heard the explaination behind this in detail, can you elaborate?
#59 to #58 - domny ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
Okay I made a picture.
User avatar #62 to #59 - mrshrapnel (08/12/2014) [-]
Instructions are unclear, got my foot stuck in the wardrope.
User avatar #43 to #10 - ompalomper (08/12/2014) [-]
supposedly they have vaginal muscle control off the ******* charts

gimme a little while and ill give ya a little something
User avatar #46 to #43 - ompalomper (08/12/2014) [-]
poster: ilovehitler
Mating: This is harder. Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but not impossible to mate in open water. It is easier to have the dolphin in a shallow area (like the shallows just off the beach) around 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep. This is usually comfortable enough for both the dolphin and you. Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is lying belly-towards you. You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and lie belly to belly against her. You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body. There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, thay have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time.

One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a fin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, and show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn't just a one night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them.

From: /b/

date: 11/21/12
#70 to #69 - ompalomper (08/12/2014) [-]
more or less because MFW when i read it two years ago
#51 - mosaicbrain (08/12/2014) [-]
I can totally relate. My folder is brimming with dolphin porn.
#25 - nimithecat (08/12/2014) [-]
._. dolphin vaginas are pretty much humanoid.
While I am not a fan of this fetish, I could almost sympathize as to why someone would enjoy it.

I've seen people getting into crazier stuff, and
as long as they don't do it to real dolphins, I won't impale their penis with a jack hammer.

We already have homosexuality, and incest is up next on the social justice list to become less taboo.
I personally dig humanized mlp tentacle hentai, so I know that there are worse things out there. However, as long as it's fictional, I don't see as much of a problem.

Enjoy your omnisexual, trangender mutation frankenstein 9/11 porn.
Just don't repeat what you saw in real life. Just make sure there are no children in it and you're cool with me.
K? K.
#26 to #25 - anon (08/12/2014) [-]
The iron police has spoken, eh hen?
#28 to #26 - nimithecat (08/12/2014) [-]
I'm just assuming no one ever actually had sex with a dolphin or filmed it.
I'm just going out on a leg and assuming it's hentai or just drawings.


Kindof in the same way as I've never seen anyone actually have sex with a horse.
It just seems too impossible for anyone sane to do
User avatar #35 to #28 - ohmeghon (08/12/2014) [-]
If someone did stick their penor in a dolphin vag, their dick would be mashed and ripped off due to the contorting and muscular kegal muscles that dolphins have. GG, no re.
#36 to #35 - nimithecat (08/12/2014) [-]
I am now legitimately sickened but curious.
I've always kindof wanted it to be squished (minus the whole shredding and bloody part)

If done somewhat gently, it would feel like a super tight vag.
Ah well, I still wouldn't do it. It's an animal and I keep my boundaries to ****** up cartoons.

That's the reason I like my ponies with human bodies, and not horse ones.
User avatar #37 to #36 - ohmeghon (08/12/2014) [-]
It has actually been suggested that if a bond is created the dolphin would be smart enough and caring to not rip your dick off. I dont think anyone has tried it however. Dont ask me how I know.

****** up cartoons for lyfe, however. High5 m8
User avatar #60 to #35 - faguette (08/12/2014) [-]
thyat's like saying not to **** a male dolphin because they ejaculate with teh force of a shotgun.
#61 to #60 - ohmeghon (08/12/2014) [-]
not really. Saying dont 			****		 a dolphin because they ejaculate with the force of a shotgun is like saying dont 			****		 a dolhpin because they ejaculate with the force of a shotgun.
not really. Saying dont **** a dolphin because they ejaculate with the force of a shotgun is like saying dont **** a dolhpin because they ejaculate with the force of a shotgun.
User avatar #78 to #61 - nimithecat (08/12/2014) [-]
That must make for the greatest bukkakke.
Get to work, Japan!
#44 to #28 - scraye (08/12/2014) [-]
And we have someone that had very similar thoughts to yours right here. (someone had to)
#55 to #44 - pachecodos (08/12/2014) [-]
¿? wut? sauce?
User avatar #57 to #55 - scraye (08/12/2014) [-]
www.crossedcomic.com/category/the-webcomic/

Its a gory comic but not bad at all, a very interesting read. The comic just finished too.
User avatar #68 to #28 - raginglolsquid (08/12/2014) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VKWLC87Uzw

Not horses, but pretty darn close. This actually happens.
User avatar #74 to #68 - nimithecat (08/12/2014) [-]
Really? Donkey sex?
Jeez come on...

Come on, that's inception right there;
People want to **** an ass, in the ass?
User avatar #56 to #28 - domny ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
you are not in before, man
User avatar #42 to #28 - protomanrulezz (08/12/2014) [-]
There was a science experiment where they put a woman in a half flooded home with a dolphin
they had to end the experiment when they fell in love and had sex
User avatar #64 to #25 - ideletedmyotherone (08/12/2014) [-]
...Wait, someone is trying to make incest not be considered ****** up? The hell is this, the middle ages?
#80 to #64 - nimithecat (08/12/2014) [-]
Lets face it, both gays and incest couples know that their sex won't bring a baby.
Reason being;
People are aware that incest brings the wrong kind of baby, and people are aware that gay sex won't bring babies.

So chances are, if both want to be healthy parents for a good child, they would need to adopt a child or at least use a surrogate mother to birth one naturally.

Considering how the world is overpopulated, it's nice to have even more people who are willing to adopt children and give them a home to come to live in.
This is also the same reason homosexuality benefits humanity; by securing lives that would otherwise have been lost to poverty and disease, while also not contributing to the world's overpopulation.
User avatar #106 to #80 - ideletedmyotherone (08/13/2014) [-]
You underestimate human stupidity.
#88 to #80 - anon (08/12/2014) [-]
Overpopulation is a myth perpetuated by edgy faggots. Shut the **** up.
#89 to #88 - nimithecat (08/12/2014) [-]
But I am not ******* .
What is there to shut?
#66 to #25 - nickypickle ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
"just make sure there are no children in it and you're cool with me"
whos gonna stop me?

on a less joking sense, why are you the one to determine whats right nor not?
#76 to #66 - nimithecat (08/12/2014) [-]
<--- This guy would stop you
User avatar #83 to #25 - Mortuus (08/12/2014) [-]
You have questionable morals, but I understand what you're trying to say.
User avatar #85 to #83 - nimithecat (08/12/2014) [-]
It's okay to disagree.
Thankfully I'm not a politician or a law maker.
User avatar #86 to #85 - Mortuus (08/12/2014) [-]
I personally don't care what other people do with their genitals, so you could say that I agree.
#3 - rogernice (08/12/2014) [-]
How can you download 12 gigs so fast?
User avatar #22 to #3 - goobyman (08/12/2014) [-]
streaming
you can stream torrent movies over utorrent for example
you don't have to download the whole thing.
User avatar #29 to #22 - lostbutseeking (08/12/2014) [-]
What he said.
And also the university net speed is of the charts.
I used my uni internet line one time and it was ******* fast. Got 1.7 mbps on torrents and thats not even close to some other unis across europe, let alone america
#48 to #3 - anon (08/12/2014) [-]
the torrent does not exist

seriously I looked everywhere
#27 - thearcher (08/12/2014) [-]
I thought animal porn online was like child porn - everyone just pretends it doesn't exist?
User avatar #31 to #27 - vortexrain (08/12/2014) [-]
Animal porn is a hell of a lot easier to find.
#33 to #31 - thearcher (08/12/2014) [-]
They said making it sound like they've tried to find Both
User avatar #32 to #27 - mathmanchris (08/12/2014) [-]
Animal porn is illigal I think, but since beastiality is somewhat legal and child abuse is not...
Who wants to file a lawsuit against someone that ***** donkey anyway?
#52 to #32 - aximil (08/12/2014) [-]
Beastiality is 100% legal. It's merely the act of being treated as an animal. Forced to crawl around on all fours, eat out of a dog bowl, led on a leash, hiking your leg and peeing outside, etc;

Bestiality however is the act of a human and an animal having sex. It's legal in lots of places simply because there aren't any rules against it. It is illegal in lots of places though.
#93 to #52 - anon (08/12/2014) [-]
That first one is pet play.
Beastiality is just bestiality spellt wrong
User avatar #87 to #52 - mathmanchris (08/12/2014) [-]
I remember when New Zealand outlawed it and the number rape cases went up drastically so that they had to legalize it again several months later.
Sex with animals is totally legal in Germany unless you harm your 'lover' in the act.
#39 to #32 - Kingsly (08/12/2014) [-]
Whether or not beastiality is illegal is hit and miss; in the US the laws very by state.
User avatar #50 to #39 - azraelthemage (08/12/2014) [-]
*vary
#107 to #50 - Kingsly (08/13/2014) [-]
Damn, you're right.
#75 to #27 - anon (08/12/2014) [-]
Beastiality porn is illegal. "Animal porn" usually refers to videos of animals mating with each other, which you can find anywhere online, in nature documentaries, and in elementary biology textbooks.

But human porn is disgusting, shame on you for looking at it.
User avatar #81 to #27 - stifflimb (08/12/2014) [-]
It's legal to **** a horse in more states than it's to smoke weed, shows their priorities!
#94 to #81 - anon (08/12/2014) [-]
There are less negative side effects from horse ******* than marijuana.
User avatar #95 to #94 - stifflimb (08/12/2014) [-]
Name some then!
User avatar #96 to #95 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
eating everything and being a giant faggot who think they are cool because they smoke weed
User avatar #97 to #96 - stifflimb (08/12/2014) [-]
And now you made a giant generalisation about peoplem that placed you on the same level as femi-nazis making assumptions about males, congratz!
User avatar #98 to #97 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
shut up weed smoking faggot you arnt special
User avatar #99 to #98 - stifflimb (08/12/2014) [-]
Special are being defined by things that are not common or very rare, every person is different and that makes every past, present and future being special.
And cmon stop being a gay basher, it's shameful.
User avatar #100 to #99 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
you are not special i know all the thc is clogging your brain but thy and get that in there too
User avatar #101 to #100 - stifflimb (08/12/2014) [-]
You claim my brain is clogged while you are being unable to form actual sentences and words, so what the **** are you on that seems to reduce your intelligence to that of someone severly brain damaged?
User avatar #102 to #101 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
why should i type correctly this is the internet
User avatar #103 to #102 - stifflimb (08/12/2014) [-]
Why should you not?
User avatar #104 to #103 - fitemeirlbro ONLINE (08/12/2014) [-]
it is too much work
User avatar #105 to #104 - stifflimb (08/12/2014) [-]
To much work?
Yet you are engaging into a lengthy conversation with me that forces you into writing, your arguments does not comply which once again makes me wonder what substance you are on that clogs up your mind to this extent.
Well you keep doing that if you feel like it, cause I'm finding my bed now, have a good night/day!
#79 - anon (08/12/2014) [-]
12GB, at once, true story. prof played every second of it.
#20 - captainhobnob (08/12/2014) [-]
Is dolphin pron a thing and where can I find the nastiest stuff?
Is dolphin pron a thing and where can I find the nastiest stuff?
User avatar #77 to #20 - mrshrapnel (08/12/2014) [-]
It is a thing, and if you find it.
Tell me
#23 - anon (08/12/2014) [-]
#45 to #23 - icomefordolphins (08/12/2014) [-]
I registred on this ******* site only to view the link to the 12GB torrent, and it's few youtube videos, most of them I already saw, other is not even dolphin porn.

**** you.
#1 - anon (08/12/2014) [-]
This is a repost of recent content; the uploader even reposted it from Funnyjunk.
User avatar #2 to #1 - gtocforyou (08/12/2014) [-]
Nobody cares anymore anon.
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