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**** my life I' m going to do it, I' m killing myself tonight L trips decides how I do it, and I will live stream it
Ll Anonymous DWI () 22: 2621 I
wrist cutting is always a nice option
Ll Anonymous (( Surt) 22: 27: 43 I
shove bananas up your ass until it rips, then drink bleach after to finish
Ll Anonymous () 22: 2& 04 I
Slice that jugular vein
cut your dick off and choke with it
Ll Anonymous (( Sut) - see see rem so
UPI
Id age.
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Submitted: 01/12/2016
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User avatar #17 - herpitydorp (01/12/2016) [-]
man that's gonna be a long livestream.
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#3 - imjared ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
OPs FW
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#32 to #3 - dislikinator ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
That's also one way to die
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#94 to #32 - anon (01/12/2016) [-]
NO you bastard
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User avatar #54 to #32 - belshir (01/12/2016) [-]
jesus junji ito, now i have to go back, read them all and scare myself ********
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#46 - coffinsalesman (01/12/2016) [-]
>tfw op delivers on livestream
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#88 to #46 - caette ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
sick reference bro
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User avatar #96 to #46 - jesusisagoose (01/12/2016) [-]
do i really want to know what this picture is made of?
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User avatar #102 to #96 - forsakenxii (01/12/2016) [-]
looks like frame grabs from the movie
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#6 - selfdenyingbeggar (01/12/2016) [-]
technically it isn't trips
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#89 to #6 - Lilstow ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
yfw if you were OP.

Technically you only look at the last 3 digits anyway. All other numbers are irrelevant.
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#104 to #89 - selfdenyingbeggar (01/12/2016) [-]
not in a case like this. That's ignoring the synchonicity which is what this game is about.
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User avatar #105 to #104 - Lilstow ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
fine, if you want to be like that,
singles ⊆ dubs ⊆ trips ⊆ quads ... n in a row ⊆ (n+1) in a row
saying it doesn't count as trips is retarded.
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User avatar #76 to #6 - choobe ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
Technically it absolutely is three last digits are the same. . All quints are also quads, all quads are also trips.
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User avatar #79 to #76 - spanishninja (01/12/2016) [-]
we need to go deeper
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User avatar #82 to #79 - choobe ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
But I don't know what six numbers in a row is called
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User avatar #78 to #76 - mindor (01/12/2016) [-]
go on..
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User avatar #80 to #78 - choobe ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
Well, IMO it's more of and "and", not an "or", all trips must contain dubs, so all trips are also dubs by extention. I don't know if you meant that as a joke, but that's my reasoning.
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#86 to #6 - shadowdoogen (01/12/2016) [-]
>Not having the gif/webm
You filthy global kill stealer
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#91 to #86 - faggyniggy (01/12/2016) [-]
** ********** used "*roll picture*"**
** ********** rolled image**
dat global refresher orb killsteal tho
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User avatar #13 to #6 - severepwner ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
You're only supposed to pay attention to the last 3 numbers.
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#15 to #13 - selfdenyingbeggar (01/12/2016) [-]
says who? quints are a thing
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User avatar #16 to #15 - severepwner ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
"I'm killing myself tonight, trips decide how I do it."
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User avatar #37 to #16 - secretzx (01/12/2016) [-]
**secretzx used "*roll 1, 001-999*"**
**secretzx rolls 414** Auto-erotic Mummification
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#92 to #16 - anon (01/12/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll 5, 1-999*"**
**anonymous rolls 190**
**anonymous rolls 653**
**anonymous rolls 916**
**anonymous rolls 222**
**anonymous rolls 762** Do a flip.
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#101 to #16 - selfdenyingbeggar (01/12/2016) [-]
Yeah, trips and that is quints. It is part of the synchronicity and so has to be taken into account because that's the beauty of the game. Grow up.
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User avatar #50 to #16 - slaughprikot (01/12/2016) [-]
**slaughprikot used "*roll 1, 1-999*"**
**slaughprikot rolls 282**

sucking on sakagamitomoyo's tranny dick
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User avatar #47 to #16 - sakagamitomoyo ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
**sakagamitomoyo used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**sakagamitomoyo rolls 157** Choking on tranny dick
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#30 to #16 - anon (01/12/2016) [-]
*roll 10, 0-999*
Old age.
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#31 to #30 - anon (01/12/2016) [-]
I screwed up.

Looks like we'll never know.
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User avatar #44 to #31 - zombifier (01/12/2016) [-]
**zombifier used "*roll 1, 0-999*"**
**zombifier rolls 140**
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User avatar #67 to #15 - neokun (01/12/2016) [-]
Only if you are looking at the last five numbers. If you're looking at trips, only the last 3 numbers matter.
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#100 to #67 - selfdenyingbeggar (01/12/2016) [-]
that's ******** . you just made that stupi rule up.
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#98 to #6 - anon (01/12/2016) [-]
yes it is
the last 3 numbers are the same, the others one don't matter
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User avatar #39 to #6 - alpako ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
>#9
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User avatar #52 to #39 - goobyman (01/12/2016) [-]
you mean >>#9 ?
you type >> and then 9 (no spacerino)
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User avatar #106 to #52 - alpako ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
finally! ive been trying to do thet for ages
>>#9
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User avatar #71 to #52 - budbrown (01/12/2016) [-]
>>#9
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User avatar #56 to #52 - lecorbi (01/12/2016) [-]
imma test it

>>#9
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User avatar #58 to #56 - lecorbi (01/12/2016) [-]
it works, goobyman just changed my life forever
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User avatar #60 to #58 - goobyman (01/12/2016) [-]
not really
admin announced this a few weeks ago (maybe months)
admin, you should do a page on funnyjunk called "Features" where you show off ALL OF THE FEATURES FJ has to offer in terms of code
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User avatar #61 to #60 - lecorbi (01/12/2016) [-]
I thought that already existed but I was never smart enough to find where it could possibly be
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#85 to #61 - anon (01/12/2016) [-]
>>#9
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User avatar #57 to #56 - goobyman (01/12/2016) [-]
correct
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User avatar #59 to #57 - lecorbi (01/12/2016) [-]
thanks based goobyman
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User avatar #73 to #6 - sebalt (01/12/2016) [-]
>>#9
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User avatar #112 to #6 - tariv (23 hours ago) [-]
55555 isn't trips
But 555 is, and that's in there three times
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#27 to #6 - anon (01/12/2016) [-]
technically it isn't saving his life either
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User avatar #99 to #6 - captainrattrap (01/12/2016) [-]
False.

All quints are trips. Not all trips are quints. Do you even index?
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#108 to #6 - havockwzy (01/12/2016) [-]
trips + dubs
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User avatar #34 to #6 - haroldsaxon ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
Technically it is trips. If you count to three and keep counting, you still count to three. This is not a difficult concept to grasp.
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#63 to #6 - kingpongthedon ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
It's trips on trips:
662677777
662677777
662677777

Dude's gotta die of old age three times.
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#65 to #63 - kingpongthedon ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
Scratch that last part, dude's gotta die thrice. I don't get to say thrice nearly enough.
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User avatar #70 to #63 - fluttergrey (01/12/2016) [-]
First he'll die. Then they'll bring him back while in the ambulence. Then he'll die again as they rush him to the ER room. Then they'll bring him back in the ER room only to have him die a third time. RIP in peace in piece in pepes.
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User avatar #9 to #6 - shadowbreech (01/12/2016) [-]
You're right. 3 in a row is trips. 5 in a row is god telling that guy not to ******* do it.
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#4 - rodagnihc (01/12/2016) [-]
how would you guys like to die?
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#40 to #4 - hassoutobi (01/12/2016) [-]
now
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#51 to #4 - nastoy (01/12/2016) [-]
Well, hopefully in a meaningful way, but no way that's gonna happen.
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User avatar #19 to #4 - norkasthethird (01/12/2016) [-]
in battle or something idk lol
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User avatar #26 to #4 - brokentrucker ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
Painlessly.
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#68 to #4 - stoptakingnames (01/12/2016) [-]
GIF
**stoptakingnames used "*roll picture*"**
**stoptakingnames rolled image** by this
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User avatar #18 to #4 - usernameisnotallow (01/12/2016) [-]
drug overdose somewhere around 60
it may also involve skydiving into something expensive while wearing a shirt that says
gg no re
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User avatar #42 to #4 - centifolia (01/12/2016) [-]
I want to be die fighting for a good cause
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#29 to #4 - BloodyTurds ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
Doing what I love Your Mom
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User avatar #11 to #4 - vorarephilia (01/12/2016) [-]
Having a threesome on my hundredth birthday.
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User avatar #25 to #11 - bornintheeighties (01/12/2016) [-]
Smart. That way you won't know if you're coming or going.
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#28 to #4 - theblackhorntail (01/12/2016) [-]
GIF
In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock
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User avatar #36 - qnamanmanga (01/12/2016) [-]
Old age, with family at your bed.
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#38 to #36 - anon (01/12/2016) [-]
What did this comment add?
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User avatar #43 to #38 - vondarkmoor ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
, with family at your bed. <-this
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User avatar #75 to #38 - qnamanmanga (01/12/2016) [-]
Dying alone as old men is worse than be dead soon after 30.
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#107 to #38 - anon (01/12/2016) [-]
What did this comment add?
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#49 - ashedust (01/12/2016) [-]
Live dangerously. Not like recklessly with the intent of killing yourself. But choose high risk activities.
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User avatar #53 to #49 - herecomesjohnny (01/12/2016) [-]
what if the accident makes you tetraplegic and you can't ever kill yourself after?
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User avatar #62 to #53 - battletechmech (01/12/2016) [-]
run your electric wheelchair off the top of a stairway.
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#55 to #53 - hassoutobi (01/12/2016) [-]
then you'll realize that decision was ******* stupid and then proceed to ''live'' an empty, meaningless existence until you eventually die paralized, sad and alone.
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#95 to #55 - masanori (01/12/2016) [-]
Stephen Hawking?
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#114 to #95 - hassoutobi (20 hours ago) [-]
Stephen Hawking didn't become tetraplegic through stupid life decisions you idiot. He has a degenerative disease. And his life isn't empty nor sad. In fact he seems pretty ******* happy living as a scientist and having all that crazy knowledge about things in general in his head.
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#117 to #114 - masanori (12 hours ago) [-]
That's my point. You can be unable to move and still live a fulfilling life. Thank you for insulting me and then proving my point for me.
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#118 to #117 - hassoutobi (7 hours ago) [-]
...uh...I never said that you couldn't do that...I said that after becoming tetraplegic because of stupid and reckless life decisions, you'd probably live a ****** life filled with guilt...because, well, you were the one who made yourself tetraplegic.

my english is really not that bad, so I just don't understand why people fail so much to interpret my comments. Is reading really that hard?
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#119 to #118 - masanori (6 hours ago) [-]
You never even implied the meaninglessness of life after paralyzation was due to guilt, but good job on changing your meaning after the fact in order to maintain the assumption that you're better and smarter than others.

God you're a ******* dick.
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#120 to #119 - hassoutobi (6 hours ago) [-]
your fault for starting a pointless conversation with a random stranger over a single comment just to get yourself salty.

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#121 to #120 - masanori (6 hours ago) [-]
You posted a comment first. If you're going to make that worthless point, then this is on you. All I was doing was pointing out an error in your pessimistic reasoning. You're the one who got salty and insulted me just for making a counter point and no amount of nonchalant douchebaggery and dismissal of self-responsibility on your part changes that fact.
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#122 to #121 - hassoutobi (6 hours ago) [-]
you replied to me.
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#123 to #122 - masanori (6 hours ago) [-]
Still a moot point, but now I see that I shouldn't have bothered. You really aren't worth talking to.
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#124 to #123 - hassoutobi (6 hours ago) [-]
Neither are you.
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#125 to #124 - masanori (6 hours ago) [-]
I am, you're just incapable of seeing that because it's awful dark when you're so far up your own ass.
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#126 to #125 - hassoutobi (6 hours ago) [-]
you're really getting upset over this aren't you
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#127 to #126 - masanori (6 hours ago) [-]
Not really.
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#128 to #127 - hassoutobi (6 hours ago) [-]
well you sure do sound awfully like it
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#129 to #128 - masanori (6 hours ago) [-]
I'm annoyed, of course, because who wouldn't be when they get called an idiot by some self-righteous prick for not understanding the meaning of something he didn't say or even imply in any way.
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#130 to #129 - hassoutobi (6 hours ago) [-]
there it is

the salt

i can TASTE IT

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#1 - simonhatesfj (01/12/2016) [-]
**simonhatesfj used "*roll 1, 1-1000000*"**
**simonhatesfj rolls 0,851,771**
but seriously, that's some lucky **** .
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User avatar #14 to #1 - scillion (01/12/2016) [-]
**scillion used "*roll 1, 1-1000000*"**
**scillion rolls 0,834,141**
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User avatar #21 to #1 - gamblingriverman (01/12/2016) [-]
**gamblingriverman used "*roll 1, 1-1000000*"**
**gamblingriverman rolls 0,276,632** Check em
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User avatar #48 to #1 - vpiii ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
**vpiii used "*roll 2, 00-100*"**
**vpiii rolls 068**
**vpiii rolls 096**
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#83 to #1 - spanishninja (01/12/2016) [-]
**spanishninja used "*roll 1, 1-99*"**
**spanishninja rolls 24**
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#8 to #1 - selfdenyingbeggar (01/12/2016) [-]
**selfdenyingbeggar used "*roll 1, 1-10*"**
**selfdenyingbeggar rolls 01**
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User avatar #69 to #1 - mondominiman ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
**mondominiman used "*roll 1, 1-1000000*"**
**mondominiman rolls 0,422,736**
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#7 to #1 - selfdenyingbeggar (01/12/2016) [-]
*roll 2*
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User avatar #24 to #7 - SuperSixONE ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
The rolling system changed a while ago.
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#93 to #1 - mrspyder (01/12/2016) [-]
**mrspyder used "*roll picture*"**
**mrspyder rolled image**
**mrspyder used "*roll 1, 00-100*"**
**mrspyder rolls 092**
tfw no dubs
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User avatar #35 to #1 - fridgelogic (01/12/2016) [-]
**fridgelogic used "*roll 3, 00-99*"**
**fridgelogic rolls 36**
**fridgelogic rolls 23**
**fridgelogic rolls 23**
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User avatar #33 to #1 - posty (01/12/2016) [-]
**posty used "*roll 1, 1-1000000*"**
**posty rolls 0,138,633**
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#64 to #1 - vulgin ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
**vulgin used "*roll 1, 1-1000000*"**
**vulgin rolls 0,781,533**
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User avatar #81 to #2 - spanishninja (01/12/2016) [-]
this is the best thing ever
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#74 - kristovsky (01/12/2016) [-]
There is no escape
There is no escape
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#87 - caette ONLINE (01/12/2016) [-]
last time someone died of old age was in the 50s
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#72 - thediamondhack (01/12/2016) [-]
GIF
**thediamondhack used "*roll picture*"**
**thediamondhack rolled image** tape your nose and mouth shut then wait
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#84 to #72 - anon (01/12/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**if i roll trips you do it faggot**anonymous used "*roll 1, 100-999*"**
**anonymous rolls 587**
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User avatar #90 to #72 - leoric (01/12/2016) [-]
Ladybug PV Relevant.
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User avatar #109 to #72 - kiaserzerg (23 hours ago) [-]
i dont care what it has, but i wanna **** it.
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User avatar #113 to #109 - totallytito (22 hours ago) [-]
That's a dude
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User avatar #115 to #113 - kiaserzerg (17 hours ago) [-]
i wanna **** it
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User avatar #116 to #115 - totallytito (17 hours ago) [-]
Then just... you know... google the thing it's ripping off of...
you know?...Catwoman?
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#110 - blueblazefire (23 hours ago) [-]
**blueblazefire used "*roll picture*"**
**blueblazefire rolled image**Could any 4chan lurker post the link to the thread (or at least pics of how it continued) ? I would very much like to see how this story ended
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#10 - anon (01/12/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** would you actually go and watch that guy if hr kills himself
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#20 - lordhaha (01/12/2016) [-]
**lordhaha used "*roll picture*"**
**lordhaha rolled image**
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#111 - anon (23 hours ago) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll 1, 1-1000*"**
**anonymous rolls 0,106**Auto erotic asphyxiation. If you're going to go out, you might as well do it while doing what you love.
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#23 - anon (01/12/2016) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**do it faggot
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