Anon joins the army

I Anonymous ( Sat) 0623: 31 [Reply] -
FIT: Ask a soldier anything
rile me
Soldier in army
Didn' t do much in school, got **** grades
assigned as a footsoldier
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through basic training with a bunch of assholes
t talk to parents on weekends cu: they' re too ******* busy or something
Eeveryone thinks they' re tough ***** with their assault rifles and their gear
they want to do is kill ***********
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Aanyways, after a while training, we go into the field for the first time, looking for some terrorist
into enemy fire
one guy tries to be a ******* hero and mos into the ******* field, Gamboling it up
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some miracle we catch the terrorist and our terminator wannabe doesn' t get blown to ****
says our job here is done, and we should get back
Beefore we go, some of the assholes start wrecking the place, firing randomly, thinking they' re badass
random ********** gets shot
owe head back to base
is "enhanced interrogating" the **********
inba "ethical army"
Decide We had enough of this ****
Aafter commander leaves I go up to the dude
to help him out
him and we get out of that ********
to nearest town to crash
the time we get there my commander apparently lost his **** and sent the assholes to chase us
Gguess we' re not sleeping here
separated from my new sandero
is full of *********** , but seems pretty chill
heading to market to get some supplies
a couple of *********** fighting
Housing
are starting to look for us
to bail
for a ride out
a sweetsourking ride
Beefore I can get in it, they blow it the **** up
into some piece of junk instead and try starting it
Aafter a while, Rey figures out how to fly the Millenium Falcon and we get the **** out
How was ?