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Anon is a Skyrim guard

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I Anonymous (/ / IMT/ ttofv) F
Be me
e Be Falkreath Guard
s New guy visits town
e Suddenly a dragon attacks
e Everyone in town starts attacking it
e Even the new guy
s New guy starts shooting a fire spell out of his hands
e I walk in front of him
e He hits me with his flames
e Stop worrying about the dragon
e The new guy is main threat
e Everyone starts attacking the new guy
s He' s trying to fight both the dragon and / C) rle) else
e He' s ean' t take LIE) all
e He finally dies
e People start celebrating
e Dragon kills LIE) all
Worth it
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#7 - infinitereaper (07/21/2014) [-]
>playing skyrim, trying to kill a dragon
>not very leveled
>dragon flys off behind a mountain
>running, running, out of stamina, running, jumping, jumping jumping, jumping
>running, out of stamina, running
>reach dragon
>it's attacking a goat
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User avatar #36 to #7 - teratorn (07/21/2014) [-]
I have a similiar story.
>dragon comes to me attacking
>fight it a little,flies away to a mountain
>keep running and running
>dragon kills a wolf pack
>flies away
>arrive to the dragon
>dragon now attacks mudcrabs
>fight it a little bit more
>flies away to a gang of bandits
>kills them and flies away again
>attacks to more mudcrabs
>finally comes to me and i kill it
#136 to #36 - ohlookahollybush (07/21/2014) [-]
I had a similar experience, except the mudcrabs killed the dragon.
#24 to #7 - anon (07/21/2014) [-]
I got attacked by a dragon right after I killed a fox. Haven't harmed a single fox since.
User avatar #116 to #56 - exotic ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
we yiff
User avatar #50 to #7 - fkjadsfjks (07/21/2014) [-]
Also have a similar story.
>fast travel to near riften
>a bear and frostbite spider spawn right next to me
>not very strong so immediately start running toward riften
>another bear joins in before the battle sound of a dragon approaching
>not one, but TWO dragons appear
>start to **** myself
>finally get to a farm near riften
>huge battle insues between me, riften guards, 2 dragons, 3-4 bears, a frostbite spider, and the farmers
> after 5 minutes, finally killed all the dragons and bears
>apparently not enough for the guards
>they start hunting after every animal nearby from deer to foxes and rabbits
>dead bodies everywhere
>none were spared
>at the end of it all I just stand there in amazement
>continue on adventuring
#77 to #50 - kristovsky (07/21/2014) [-]
finished the ******* fight and the guards are just like "the thirst BEGINS"
User avatar #103 to #50 - madmanransom (07/21/2014) [-]
Did somebody say... dead bodies everywhere?
#105 to #103 - anon (07/21/2014) [-]
Corn oppresses me and is **** .
User avatar #128 to #105 - thebaseballexpert (07/21/2014) [-]
good thing the band is called Korn. Don't go to Nebraska if corn oppresses you
User avatar #52 to #50 - keltainenlumi (07/21/2014) [-]
made me exhale from my nose/10
User avatar #29 to #7 - Sorkiri ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
Because I'm an idiot my first character was focused on healing spells. at one point i got attacked by a dragon and a bunch of giants, and long story short i was hiding behind a rock, healing the dragon just enough to kill the giants for me, but not so much that i couldn't kill him after he was done.
User avatar #51 to #29 - keltainenlumi (07/21/2014) [-]
A Skyrim fighting style that I haven't heard of in these 3 years?

#98 to #29 - anon (07/21/2014) [-]
>Metaphor for the U.S. and the Mujaheddin. We healed the dragon all the way.
#1 - Sworley (07/21/2014) [-]
they are very dedicated thats for sure
#62 - silverhellion (07/21/2014) [-]
>decide to download mod that makes dragons tough as **** to kill.
>slay my first dragon, wasn't that tough.
>as i level up, i notice new breeds of dragons rampaging around.
>get to level 45. forget your pussy-ass ancient dragon's, we're in wyrm country now.
>wyrms breath ******* skeletons that wreck your **** .
>try to kill one, get him down to 9/10th's hp
>i hear a second roar, his homies storm dragon and nature dragon roll up.
>skeletons, lightning and wisps ******* everywhere.
>run back to winterhold, hoping the college npc's will wreck their **** as always.
>dead non quest-essential mages errywhere.
>go inside, sit on bench, try to come to terms with the loss of my anus.
> i only have myself to blame. maybe the dragon priests were right.
>all hail wyrm-god.
User avatar #65 to #55 - xenoquack (07/21/2014) [-]
#123 to #65 - trapt (07/21/2014) [-]
User avatar #69 - mudkipftw (07/21/2014) [-]
> playing skyrim
> bashin some dragon skulls
> find dragon in field
> run up to it as it takes off
> simply aim bow and it drops out of the sky dead
> marvel at the power of Talos
> party hard
User avatar #111 to #69 - mudkipftw (07/21/2014) [-]
Cept I didnt even fire an arrow..
#71 to #69 - anon (07/21/2014) [-]
That's usually what happens when you play on novice difficulty.
#112 to #71 - anon (07/21/2014) [-]
Difficulty? One can change the difficulty?
User avatar #72 to #71 - reican (07/21/2014) [-]
can do with 3-4 crossbow bolts on master difficulty on legendary dragon under right circumstances.
required maxed and powered perks are Archery, Smithing and enchanting. and a somewhat good sneak level. double enchantments on enhanced dwarven crossbow that have been smithed to ultimate power have extra sneak damage boon on your armor and archery, chug an archery potion then kill dragon.
User avatar #75 to #72 - yisumad (07/21/2014) [-]
And now I want Dawnguard.
User avatar #79 to #75 - reican (07/21/2014) [-]
but watch out for the insta vampire bug that some have.
Where the vampires get injured and then just heals and them BOOM you're a vampire. without even getting Sanguine Vampiris
User avatar #80 to #79 - yisumad (07/21/2014) [-]
Can that still happen if I'm a werewolf to begin with? At this point (because I'm an Argonian) I have basically 150% resistance to disease.
User avatar #81 to #80 - reican (07/21/2014) [-]
Yes, i went to raid a Vampire lair as a werewolf ( one night creature kills another) but i mangled one vampire but it got to heal itself and then the screen went all pink and said "Your vampiric powers recedes as you feed"
User avatar #82 to #81 - reican (07/21/2014) [-]
and whenever i became a werewolf the people around started yelling " kill it! kill the Vampire" you also get the weakness to vampires and some of the powers BUT you can't feed and you dont change appearance, you just get the status as a vampire and the weakness to fire and sun. but you can't cure it either because the game don't recognize you as a vampire, so the only ways to get rid of it is to load the game before vampirism or to use console code
User avatar #83 to #82 - reican (07/21/2014) [-]
and sometimes the console code wont work either.
#18 - Stevethewizard ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
>Playing Skyrim today.
>Start up a new character (Argonian, because it's been forever since I've played one, and they're janky as **** ).
>Make her look as dragon-like as possible, simply for the sake of fun.
>Begin game, commence playthrough decision time.
>Decide on Light armor, Sword & Board, because that's a combo I have yet to try.
>Commence raids on bandit camps, fortresses, etc.
>Make the mistake of actually deciding to visit Castle Volkihar before starting Dawnguard quest chain.
>Be completely oblivious to game-breaking bug that happens as a result of that.
>Fast-Forward two hours and 12 levels, so now I'm level 17 with Seranna following me to her daddy's house.
>Gatekeeper's being a douche, Seranna's not triggering her dialogue, so we're stuck outside forever.
>Try plate-glitching through gate, fail over eighty times, get frustrated, give up.
>Wonder to myself why Bethesda bothers coding Gatekeeper with lines for when you don't have Seranna if he's not there after initial encounter with Seranna in tow.
User avatar #19 to #18 - garymotherfingoak (07/21/2014) [-]
there's a quest-based progression command that lets you get past this kind of stuff

have you tried downloading the unofficial patch?
#26 to #19 - Stevethewizard ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
PS3, so unfortunately I have no console and no admin's minions.
And before anyone asks, the reason I don't have it for PC is my PC is absolute **** . It's a laptop from approximately 2008, and even then it was low-to-mid tier. A better PC is definitely on my list of things I'm going to get in the near future, right after a decent weapon (looking at swords [probably a bastard sword, definitely not getting a katana]) and a good suit (because I don't have a suit that fits properly. I'm probably going to need to go to a tailor to get a suit for my measurements).
#54 to #26 - fcrocker (07/21/2014) [-]
The fact that you prioritize Medieval weaponry over a decent suit probably speaks a lot about your character.
#67 to #54 - Stevethewizard ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
I didn't place those in order. I said a decent weapon and a good suit, not a decent weapon then a good suit. Conjunction choice is important in situations such as these.
User avatar #45 to #18 - siriusfakk (07/21/2014) [-]
Just google .setstage noob.
#68 to #45 - Stevethewizard ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
Do you even read?
#26 to #19 - Stevethewizard ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
PS3, so unfortunately I have no console and no big brother admin's minions.

Note the (6 hours ago), which puts that three hours before you said to google .setstage. Which, if I could use on PS3, I would simply skip this ******** quest in its entirety.
User avatar #106 to #68 - siriusfakk (07/21/2014) [-]
But but... Console Skyrim ain't Skyrim.......
#49 to #18 - bakagaijin (07/21/2014) [-]
Im assuming this is how it went down..."My code isn't working and I have no idea why..... my code is working and I have no idea why..... **** it, submit it and eventually we will send out a patch 2 years down the line that will make the problem worse"
#37 - daaaaarkstar (07/21/2014) [-]
I once rage quit Skyrim because I got killed by a huge pack of ******* frostbite spiders. ****** scary yo
User avatar #39 to #37 - peas (07/21/2014) [-]
Even at hardest difficulty they shouldnt be a problem
User avatar #41 to #39 - daaaaarkstar (07/21/2014) [-]
It's not just that, the frostbite spiders scare the hell out of me and being attacked by like 7 at one time didn't sit well with me lel
#38 to #37 - anon (07/21/2014) [-]
>killed by frostbite spiders
>being that casul
User avatar #42 to #38 - daaaaarkstar (07/21/2014) [-]
Yes I was a total casual when I first got the game, I will admit
#43 to #42 - anon (07/21/2014) [-]
Is ok man, we all were noobs in the beginning.
User avatar #53 to #42 - sinconn (07/21/2014) [-]
What the **** were you doing? Did you even have a keyboard?
User avatar #129 to #53 - thebaseballexpert (07/21/2014) [-]
hurr durr comuter masta race guyz!!!!11!!

User avatar #59 to #53 - duvallwhitey (07/21/2014) [-]
Here we go.
User avatar #101 - pwnagraphy (07/21/2014) [-]
>Kill first dragon
>Decide to go out exploring because **** the main quest ******
>End up exploring the northern part of the map looking for more word walls
>Fighting dragons and raiding caves is how I roll
>End up fighting a named dragon in an open as **** glacial area
>Decide to shout, thinking I still have Yol on for fire
>"Hey, Melon Nose!"
>Still had the sneak shout on
>Switch to fire and light his ass up for negligible damage
>Keep fighting him with my Dwarven sword of out of charge
>Suddenly like 6 Frost trolls come out of nowhere and start beating the **** out of the dragon
>Dragon can't run, can't shout because ice breath on frost trolls
>It finally dies, I absorb it's soul while being chased by trolls that I know will **** up my day
>Decide to lead them using the stealth shout and direct them towards enemies
>I am the lord of the Trolls

First letter of every sentence
User avatar #140 to #101 - wrongneighborhood (07/23/2014) [-]
Did someone call for me?
User avatar #110 to #101 - anonshenanigans (07/21/2014) [-]
#130 to #110 - pwnagraphy (07/21/2014) [-]
Last line
#138 to #130 - anon (07/22/2014) [-]
#15 - bleeduntildeath (07/21/2014) [-]
I'm not going to lie, I got very ******* lazy with skyrim as soon as the wobbajack entered my life
#107 - anonasuser (07/21/2014) [-]
-playing first time in skyrim
-talking to some dudes sister
-accidentally take a swing at her
-they freak
-i now owe 38 gold or some ****
-they start attacking me
-put my weapon down and they chill
-fast forward
-first dragon mission outside whiterun
-guard is pissing himself in fear of dragon
-says it just killed two homies
-try to talk to him
-"hey i know you.... you owe 38 gold for your crimes!
-dragon swoops in and saves me from the rest of the conversation
-dragons are cool
User avatar #132 to #107 - thetruemexcalibur (07/21/2014) [-]
>not greentext arrows
Do you WANT me to hate you?
#133 to #132 - anonasuser (07/21/2014) [-]
-go for it
User avatar #97 - kyrozor ONLINE (07/21/2014) [-]
>Travelling the wilds
>Find Morthal
>Check out Inn
>Leave inn
>Master Vampire tearing **** up
>Bunch of Guards and an Orc Named Durak fighting
>Addicentally hit orc
>All Guards storms me
>Still kill vampire because I hate the *******
>Kill anyone that is dumb enough to follow
>Now every time I go to Fort Dawnguard there is a dead orc at one of the fire camps.
>God ******* damn it.
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