Anon is a Skyrim guard. . File: Subtitled_ igg (409 KB, 880x555) I Anonymous (/ / IMT/ ttofv) F Be me e Be Falkreath Guard s New guy visits town e Suddenly a dr Anon is a Skyrim guard File: Subtitled_ igg (409 KB 880x555) I Anonymous (/ / IMT/ ttofv) F Be me e Falkreath Guard s New guy visits town Suddenly dr
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Anon is a Skyrim guard

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I Anonymous (/ / IMT/ ttofv) F
Be me
e Be Falkreath Guard
s New guy visits town
e Suddenly a dragon attacks
e Everyone in town starts attacking it
e Even the new guy
s New guy starts shooting a fire spell out of his hands
e I walk in front of him
e He hits me with his flames
e Stop worrying about the dragon
e The new guy is main threat
e Everyone starts attacking the new guy
s He' s trying to fight both the dragon and / C) rle) else
e He' s ean' t take LIE) all
e He finally dies
e People start celebrating
e Dragon kills LIE) all
Worth it
...
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#7 - infinitereaper
Reply +404
(07/21/2014) [-]
>playing skyrim, trying to kill a dragon
>not very leveled
>dragon flys off behind a mountain
>running, running, out of stamina, running, jumping, jumping jumping, jumping
>running, out of stamina, running
>reach dragon
>it's attacking a goat
#24 to #7 - anon
Reply 0
(07/21/2014) [-]
I got attacked by a dragon right after I killed a fox. Haven't harmed a single fox since.
#56 to #24 - ReignFox
Reply +9
(07/21/2014) [-]
#116 to #56 - exotic
Reply 0
(07/21/2014) [-]
we yiff
#139 to #116 - ReignFox
Reply 0
(07/22/2014) [-]
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#102 to #7 - madmanransom
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#36 to #7 - teratorn
Reply +8
(07/21/2014) [-]
I have a similiar story.
>dragon comes to me attacking
>fight it a little,flies away to a mountain
>keep running and running
>dragon kills a wolf pack
>flies away
>arrive to the dragon
>dragon now attacks mudcrabs
>fight it a little bit more
>flies away to a gang of bandits
>kills them and flies away again
>attacks to more mudcrabs
>finally comes to me and i kill it
#136 to #36 - ohlookahollybush
Reply 0
(07/21/2014) [-]
I had a similar experience, except the mudcrabs killed the dragon.
#50 to #7 - fkjadsfjks
Reply +33
(07/21/2014) [-]
Also have a similar story.
>fast travel to near riften
>a bear and frostbite spider spawn right next to me
>not very strong so immediately start running toward riften
>another bear joins in before the battle sound of a dragon approaching
>not one, but TWO dragons appear
>start to **** myself
>finally get to a farm near riften
>huge battle insues between me, riften guards, 2 dragons, 3-4 bears, a frostbite spider, and the farmers
> after 5 minutes, finally killed all the dragons and bears
>apparently not enough for the guards
>they start hunting after every animal nearby from deer to foxes and rabbits
>dead bodies everywhere
>none were spared
>at the end of it all I just stand there in amazement
>continue on adventuring
#77 to #50 - kristovsky ONLINE
Reply +10
(07/21/2014) [-]
finished the ******* fight and the guards are just like "the thirst BEGINS"
#100 to #77 - enzothesomething
Reply +5
(07/21/2014) [-]
#103 to #50 - madmanransom
Reply 0
(07/21/2014) [-]
Did somebody say... dead bodies everywhere?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0eCQ9F1OPvs
#105 to #103 - anon
Reply 0
(07/21/2014) [-]
Corn oppresses me and is ****.
#128 to #105 - thebaseballexpert
Reply 0
(07/21/2014) [-]
good thing the band is called Korn. Don't go to Nebraska if corn oppresses you
#52 to #50 - keltainenlumi
Reply 0
(07/21/2014) [-]
made me exhale from my nose/10
#29 to #7 - Sorkiri
Reply +72
(07/21/2014) [-]
Because I'm an idiot my first character was focused on healing spells. at one point i got attacked by a dragon and a bunch of giants, and long story short i was hiding behind a rock, healing the dragon just enough to kill the giants for me, but not so much that i couldn't kill him after he was done.
#51 to #29 - keltainenlumi
Reply +44
(07/21/2014) [-]
A Skyrim fighting style that I haven't heard of in these 3 years?

You-learn-something-new-everyday.pdf
#58 to #51 - drturkleton
Reply +8
(07/21/2014) [-]
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#98 to #29 - anon
Reply 0
(07/21/2014) [-]
>Metaphor for the U.S. and the Mujaheddin. We healed the dragon all the way.
#1 - Sworley ONLINE
Reply +157
(07/21/2014) [-]
they are very dedicated thats for sure
#4 - slenderchild
Reply -22
(07/21/2014) [-]
how do people have this much trouble with the game? i got attacked by a dragon during the main quest that involves sneaking into the thalmor embassy... since i had already given malborn all of my **** i had to run around using firebreath on it over and over.. this was on expert difficulty and i had no trouble whatsoever
#28 to #4 - anon
Reply 0
(07/21/2014) [-]
I'm still stuck on the part when you walk outside after killing those guards in the first room.
#33 to #4 - norkas
Reply 0
(07/21/2014) [-]
Good for you.
#63 to #4 - emiyashirou ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/21/2014) [-]
Try doing that with the SkyRe mod on, on Legendary difficulty. Everything in the game is like "Armour? What's that? We one-shot you anyway."
#5 to #4 - MrDeadiron
Reply +81
(07/21/2014) [-]
The point is that the game logic is bad.
#6 to #5 - slenderchild
Reply +7
(07/21/2014) [-]
oh wow i totally misunderstood this then.. thanks dude
#8 to #6 - MrDeadiron
Reply +5
(07/21/2014) [-]
I can't tell if thats sarcasm...
#9 to #8 - slenderchild
Reply +6
(07/21/2014) [-]
no its not sarcasm.. its hard to say something like that without sounding sarcastic
#10 to #9 - MrDeadiron
Reply +5
(07/21/2014) [-]
Oh well np then.
#11 to #10 - youxbarstard ONLINE
Reply +6
(07/21/2014) [-]
We really need a font or symbol for sarcasm.
#12 to #11 - MrDeadiron
Reply +5
(07/21/2014) [-]
I use italics when I'm being sarcastic.
#13 to #12 - youxbarstard ONLINE
Reply +2
(07/21/2014) [-]
Unfortunately there aren't enough people that do that.
#16 to #13 - drgilby
Reply +7
(07/21/2014) [-]
Yeah no one does
#20 to #16 - youxbarstard ONLINE
Reply +6
(07/21/2014) [-]
No need to be cheeky now.
#21 to #20 - drgilby
Reply +7
(07/21/2014) [-]
Oh I'm not being cheeky truuuuuussstttttt me ;)
#23 to #21 - youxbarstard ONLINE
Reply +7
(07/21/2014) [-]
You're going the right way for a smacked bottom.
#25 to #23 - drgilby
Reply +7
(07/21/2014) [-]
Oh. Please don't show me whos boss ;)
#27 to #25 - youxbarstard ONLINE
Reply +5
(07/21/2014) [-]
#76 to #11 - awcskin
Reply 0
(07/21/2014) [-]
? Was meant to be the symbol of sarcasm but i guess someone didnt get it and here we are
#137 to #76 - youxbarstard ONLINE
Reply 0
(07/21/2014) [-]
Unless you're ******* with me, how the hell did that symbol go from sarcastic to being on of questioning?
#62 - silverhellion
Reply +47
(07/21/2014) [-]
>decide to download mod that makes dragons tough as **** to kill.
>slay my first dragon, wasn't that tough.
>as i level up, i notice new breeds of dragons rampaging around.
>get to level 45. forget your pussy-ass ancient dragon's, we're in wyrm country now.
>wyrms breath ******* skeletons that wreck your ****.
>try to kill one, get him down to 9/10th's hp
>i hear a second roar, his homies storm dragon and nature dragon roll up.
>nope.jpg
>skeletons, lightning and wisps ******* everywhere.
>run back to winterhold, hoping the college npc's will wreck their **** as always.
>dead non quest-essential mages errywhere.
>go inside, sit on bench, try to come to terms with the loss of my anus.
> i only have myself to blame. maybe the dragon priests were right.
>all hail wyrm-god.
#55 - catburglarpenis ONLINE
Reply +44
(07/21/2014) [-]
#65 to #55 - xenoquack
Reply 0
(07/21/2014) [-]
rolliga
#123 to #65 - trapt
Reply 0
(07/21/2014) [-]
roliga
#18 - Stevethewizard
Reply +28
(07/21/2014) [-]
>Playing Skyrim today.
>Start up a new character (Argonian, because it's been forever since I've played one, and they're janky as ****).
>Make her look as dragon-like as possible, simply for the sake of fun.
>Begin game, commence playthrough decision time.
>Decide on Light armor, Sword & Board, because that's a combo I have yet to try.
>Commence raids on bandit camps, fortresses, etc.
>Make the mistake of actually deciding to visit Castle Volkihar before starting Dawnguard quest chain.
>Be completely oblivious to game-breaking bug that happens as a result of that.
>Fast-Forward two hours and 12 levels, so now I'm level 17 with Seranna following me to her daddy's house.
>Gatekeeper's being a douche, Seranna's not triggering her dialogue, so we're stuck outside forever.
>Try plate-glitching through gate, fail over eighty times, get frustrated, give up.
>Wonder to myself why Bethesda bothers coding Gatekeeper with lines for when you don't have Seranna if he's not there after initial encounter with Seranna in tow.
#45 to #18 - siriusfakk
Reply -2
(07/21/2014) [-]
Just google .setstage noob.
#68 to #45 - Stevethewizard
Reply 0
(07/21/2014) [-]
Do you even read?
#26 to #19 - Stevethewizard ONLINE (6 hours ago) [-]
PS3, so unfortunately I have no console and no big brother admin's minions.

Note the (6 hours ago), which puts that three hours before you said to google .setstage. Which, if I could use on PS3, I would simply skip this ******** quest in its entirety.
#106 to #68 - siriusfakk
Reply 0
(07/21/2014) [-]
But but... Console Skyrim ain't Skyrim.......
#19 to #18 - garymotherfingoak
Reply 0
(07/21/2014) [-]
there's a quest-based progression command that lets you get past this kind of stuff

have you tried downloading the unofficial patch?
#26 to #19 - Stevethewizard
Reply 0
(07/21/2014) [-]
PS3, so unfortunately I have no console and no admin's minions.
And before anyone asks, the reason I don't have it for PC is my PC is absolute ****. It's a laptop from approximately 2008, and even then it was low-to-mid tier. A better PC is definitely on my list of things I'm going to get in the near future, right after a decent weapon (looking at swords [probably a bastard sword, definitely not getting a katana]) and a good suit (because I don't have a suit that fits properly. I'm probably going to need to go to a tailor to get a suit for my measurements).
#54 to #26 - fcrocker
Reply +4
(07/21/2014) [-]
The fact that you prioritize Medieval weaponry over a decent suit probably speaks a lot about your character.
#67 to #54 - Stevethewizard
Reply 0
(07/21/2014) [-]
I didn't place those in order. I said a decent weapon and a good suit, not a decent weapon then a good suit. Conjunction choice is important in situations such as these.
#49 to #18 - bakagaijin
Reply 0
(07/21/2014) [-]
Im assuming this is how it went down..."My code isn't working and I have no idea why..... my code is working and I have no idea why..... **** it, submit it and eventually we will send out a patch 2 years down the line that will make the problem worse"
#93 - slenderwolf
Reply +14
(07/21/2014) [-]
#87 - slenderwolf
Reply +14
(07/21/2014) [-]
#101 - pwnagraphy
Reply +13
(07/21/2014) [-]
>Kill first dragon
>Decide to go out exploring because **** the main quest ******
>End up exploring the northern part of the map looking for more word walls
>Fighting dragons and raiding caves is how I roll
>End up fighting a named dragon in an open as **** glacial area
>Decide to shout, thinking I still have Yol on for fire
>"Hey, Melon Nose!"
>Still had the sneak shout on
>Switch to fire and light his ass up for negligible damage
>Keep fighting him with my Dwarven sword of out of charge
>Suddenly like 6 Frost trolls come out of nowhere and start beating the **** out of the dragon
>WrongNeighborhood.compton
>Dragon can't run, can't shout because ice breath on frost trolls
>It finally dies, I absorb it's soul while being chased by trolls that I know will **** up my day
>Decide to lead them using the stealth shout and direct them towards enemies
>I am the lord of the Trolls

First letter of every sentence
#140 to #101 - wrongneighborhood
Reply 0
(07/23/2014) [-]
Did someone call for me?
#110 to #101 - anonshenanigans
Reply +8
(07/21/2014) [-]
kefedhsskswdidi?
#130 to #110 - pwnagraphy
Reply +3
(07/21/2014) [-]
Last line
#138 to #130 - anon
Reply 0
(07/22/2014) [-]
#15 - bleeduntildeath
Reply +12
(07/21/2014) [-]
I'm not going to lie, I got very ******* lazy with skyrim as soon as the wobbajack entered my life