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Anon is a Skyrim guard

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I Anonymous (/ / IMT/ ttofv) F
Be me
e Be Falkreath Guard
s New guy visits town
e Suddenly a dragon attacks
e Everyone in town starts attacking it
e Even the new guy
s New guy starts shooting a fire spell out of his hands
e I walk in front of him
e He hits me with his flames
e Stop worrying about the dragon
e The new guy is main threat
e Everyone starts attacking the new guy
s He' s trying to fight both the dragon and / C) rle) else
e He' s ean' t take LIE) all
e He finally dies
e People start celebrating
e Dragon kills LIE) all
Worth it
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Submitted: 07/20/2014
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#7 - infinitereaper (07/21/2014) [+] (18 replies)
>playing skyrim, trying to kill a dragon
>not very leveled
>dragon flys off behind a mountain
>running, running, out of stamina, running, jumping, jumping jumping, jumping
>running, out of stamina, running
>reach dragon
>it's attacking a goat
#1 - Sworley (07/21/2014) [-]
they are very dedicated thats for sure
#4 - slenderchild (07/21/2014) [+] (19 replies)
how do people have this much trouble with the game? i got attacked by a dragon during the main quest that involves sneaking into the thalmor embassy... since i had already given malborn all of my **** i had to run around using firebreath on it over and over.. this was on expert difficulty and i had no trouble whatsoever
User avatar #5 to #4 - MrDeadiron (07/21/2014) [-]
The point is that the game logic is bad.
#62 - silverhellion (07/21/2014) [-]
>decide to download mod that makes dragons tough as **** to kill.
>slay my first dragon, wasn't that tough.
>as i level up, i notice new breeds of dragons rampaging around.
>get to level 45. forget your pussy-ass ancient dragon's, we're in wyrm country now.
>wyrms breath ******* skeletons that wreck your **** .
>try to kill one, get him down to 9/10th's hp
>i hear a second roar, his homies storm dragon and nature dragon roll up.
>skeletons, lightning and wisps ******* everywhere.
>run back to winterhold, hoping the college npc's will wreck their **** as always.
>dead non quest-essential mages errywhere.
>go inside, sit on bench, try to come to terms with the loss of my anus.
> i only have myself to blame. maybe the dragon priests were right.
>all hail wyrm-god.
#55 - catburglarpenis (07/21/2014) [+] (2 replies)
#18 - Stevethewizard ONLINE (07/21/2014) [+] (9 replies)
>Playing Skyrim today.
>Start up a new character (Argonian, because it's been forever since I've played one, and they're janky as **** ).
>Make her look as dragon-like as possible, simply for the sake of fun.
>Begin game, commence playthrough decision time.
>Decide on Light armor, Sword & Board, because that's a combo I have yet to try.
>Commence raids on bandit camps, fortresses, etc.
>Make the mistake of actually deciding to visit Castle Volkihar before starting Dawnguard quest chain.
>Be completely oblivious to game-breaking bug that happens as a result of that.
>Fast-Forward two hours and 12 levels, so now I'm level 17 with Seranna following me to her daddy's house.
>Gatekeeper's being a douche, Seranna's not triggering her dialogue, so we're stuck outside forever.
>Try plate-glitching through gate, fail over eighty times, get frustrated, give up.
>Wonder to myself why Bethesda bothers coding Gatekeeper with lines for when you don't have Seranna if he's not there after initial encounter with Seranna in tow.
User avatar #101 - pwnagraphy (07/21/2014) [+] (4 replies)
>Kill first dragon
>Decide to go out exploring because **** the main quest ******
>End up exploring the northern part of the map looking for more word walls
>Fighting dragons and raiding caves is how I roll
>End up fighting a named dragon in an open as **** glacial area
>Decide to shout, thinking I still have Yol on for fire
>"Hey, Melon Nose!"
>Still had the sneak shout on
>Switch to fire and light his ass up for negligible damage
>Keep fighting him with my Dwarven sword of out of charge
>Suddenly like 6 Frost trolls come out of nowhere and start beating the **** out of the dragon
>Dragon can't run, can't shout because ice breath on frost trolls
>It finally dies, I absorb it's soul while being chased by trolls that I know will **** up my day
>Decide to lead them using the stealth shout and direct them towards enemies
>I am the lord of the Trolls

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#15 - bleeduntildeath (07/21/2014) [-]
I'm not going to lie, I got very ******* lazy with skyrim as soon as the wobbajack entered my life
#107 - anonasuser (07/21/2014) [+] (2 replies)
-playing first time in skyrim
-talking to some dudes sister
-accidentally take a swing at her
-they freak
-i now owe 38 gold or some ****
-they start attacking me
-put my weapon down and they chill
-fast forward
-first dragon mission outside whiterun
-guard is pissing himself in fear of dragon
-says it just killed two homies
-try to talk to him
-"hey i know you.... you owe 38 gold for your crimes!
-dragon swoops in and saves me from the rest of the conversation
-dragons are cool
User avatar #69 - mudkipftw (07/21/2014) [+] (10 replies)
> playing skyrim
> bashin some dragon skulls
> find dragon in field
> run up to it as it takes off
> simply aim bow and it drops out of the sky dead
> marvel at the power of Talos
> party hard
User avatar #97 - kyrozor (07/21/2014) [-]
>Travelling the wilds
>Find Morthal
>Check out Inn
>Leave inn
>Master Vampire tearing **** up
>Bunch of Guards and an Orc Named Durak fighting
>Addicentally hit orc
>All Guards storms me
>Still kill vampire because I hate the *******
>Kill anyone that is dumb enough to follow
>Now every time I go to Fort Dawnguard there is a dead orc at one of the fire camps.
>God ******* damn it.
#37 - daaaaarkstar (07/21/2014) [+] (8 replies)
I once rage quit Skyrim because I got killed by a huge pack of ******* frostbite spiders. ****** scary yo
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