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#3 - karroll (10/08/2015) [-]
We've found him... the anti-loony Jesus. All hail the mighty Beardkin!
User avatar #1 - malachitecobra (10/08/2015) [-]
I think I'm in love with this crazy bastard.
No homo.
All the homo.
#126 to #1 - anon (10/08/2015) [-]
faggot
#162 to #1 - nooblyz (10/09/2015) [-]
turbo-boosted homo?
User avatar #132 to #1 - thatawesomesexyguy (10/08/2015) [-]
no it's ok. just because social norms dictate that you can't identify as straight and love a man does not mean you have to abide by the socially constrictive standards.
User avatar #88 to #1 - wavefieldpro (10/08/2015) [-]
I KNOW i'm in love with this crazy bastard.
and also, completely homo.
#116 to #1 - fedoralover (10/08/2015) [-]
Well he does identifies as a girl so ....

it's not gay
#141 to #116 - guanyu ONLINE (10/08/2015) [-]
User avatar #121 to #116 - johrny (10/08/2015) [-]
Can i get the source? Cause **** is tight.
User avatar #135 to #116 - ShoMinimamoto (10/08/2015) [-]
Come on fedoralover you can do better than this. Everyone knows when drawn like this it's just furry **** and last I checked it wasn't 2007 so no one cares about furries anymore.
User avatar #140 to #135 - guanyu ONLINE (10/08/2015) [-]
IT'S THE YEAR 2015!, OKAY!?
User avatar #165 to #116 - oceanfrank (10/09/2015) [-]
this actually looks like gen 3 mlp lol
#133 to #1 - dakkadakka (10/08/2015) [-]
It's alright, he's just a girl with a dick and a beard. Not gay.
#51 to #1 - bakagaijin (10/08/2015) [-]
I love you too
#61 to #51 - zmranger (10/08/2015) [-]
"Bite the pillow, I'm going in dry."
Srly, the people who film sideways have a special level of hell prepared for them.
#62 to #61 - bakagaijin (10/08/2015) [-]
Phone camera... it always comes out sideways
#63 to #62 - zmranger (10/08/2015) [-]
Okay then. Have a...*goes to search his reaction folder*...
...
This great Hitler's quote.
#127 to #51 - anon (10/08/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image**gud god
#58 to #51 - internetnick (10/08/2015) [-]
Is that poor picture quality or very white teeth?
#59 to #58 - bakagaijin (10/08/2015) [-]
Beards have a whitening effect on teeth
User avatar #40 to #1 - caseh (10/08/2015) [-]
He's a chick so it's cool
#2 to #1 - captainspankmonkey ONLINE (10/08/2015) [-]
300lbs of pure homo
#5 to #2 - gypsydude (10/08/2015) [-]
_ All the beard HOMO
#49 to #5 - hardjunk (10/08/2015) [-]
nyes
nyes
User avatar #42 to #1 - runescapewasgood ONLINE (10/08/2015) [-]
it's not homo he identifies as a woman
#53 to #1 - yourinvisiblegf (10/08/2015) [-]
dude, did you even listen?
he identifies himself as a woman
therefor, there is no homo as long as you identifies as a man
User avatar #111 to #53 - aaronsalsa (10/08/2015) [-]
Who would have thought a Bionicle piece could be used as a reaction picture

Man people are getting really creative...
#186 to #111 - anon (11/03/2015) [-]
theres like entire websites dedicated to pictures of random crap that looks like it has some kind of facial expression on it. stuff like that pic up there that only shows it from a certain angle just makes it way better though.

a quick google search of "faces in objects" leads to abunch of those sites.


i'm surprised a themed account for this hasnt shown up on FJ yet.
User avatar #187 to #186 - aaronsalsa (11/04/2015) [-]
Holy **** anon you scrounged up my comment from a month ago

I appreciate the rules but...its a lil creepin man...
User avatar #65 to #1 - sinonyx (10/08/2015) [-]
but dude it's not homo, he's a woman
User avatar #128 to #1 - cyborgkg (10/08/2015) [-]
I love you, totally homo. <3
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#113 to #1 - poshblobfish ONLINE (10/08/2015) [-]
#10 to #1 - neefew (10/08/2015) [-]
Well it's not homo because he's a woman.
User avatar #9 - kenshirokisame (10/08/2015) [-]
> someone beating feminazi's at their own game

i came in my pants. A lot
#26 to #9 - anon (10/08/2015) [-]
>actually believing this happened

Well, I guess we all jizz from fantasies.
User avatar #86 to #26 - talpss (10/08/2015) [-]
Eh, it seems like something that might happen. But if it is a story, it is god damn beautifully crafted.
#33 - thechosentroll (10/08/2015) [-]
You beat fire by setting it on fire.
You beat fire by setting it on fire.
#36 to #30 - anon (10/08/2015) [-]
Don't use a thumbnail mate.
#37 to #36 - anon (10/08/2015) [-]
the thumbnail was big enough for everyone to read the text and get the point of the comment, so sue me
User avatar #22 - captainprincess (10/08/2015) [-]
Hah
They set themselves up for half-assed infiltration

This **** is beautiful
#27 to #22 - anon (10/08/2015) [-]
I knew you were stupid, but believing this is kinda hilarious
User avatar #34 to #27 - notsohappygamer (10/08/2015) [-]
shut the **** up
log in
and say that
to his face
FAGGOT
#106 to #27 - uleaveinpieces ONLINE (10/08/2015) [-]
Take off the anon mask and take your pinkies like a man.
User avatar #28 to #27 - captainprincess (10/08/2015) [-]
you'll have to clarify
#46 - newdevyx (10/08/2015) [-]
If this is true, that man is a true hero.

If not, well, it's a good story.
#6 - jacodpwns (10/08/2015) [-]
#29 - privilege (10/08/2015) [-]
I want to believe this. Really. I really do want.
#45 - agreatusername (10/08/2015) [-]
He is the hero we need.
He is the hero we need.
#47 - tunotoo ONLINE (10/08/2015) [-]
that's pretty spicy
User avatar #11 - geeky ONLINE (10/08/2015) [-]
If someone on Tumblr told this story half of these comments would be the why you lying webm
User avatar #125 to #11 - zionsype ONLINE (10/08/2015) [-]
no that meme is dead let it rest plz
User avatar #70 to #11 - YllekNayr ONLINE (10/08/2015) [-]
4chan threads 404
tumblr posts do not
there are no followers or likes or reblogs on 4chan
there is nothing to gain on 4chan from a story like this
#75 to #70 - anon (10/08/2015) [-]
That is ******** . 4chan stuff is reposted everywhere, tumblr less so. People still do it for attention and I bet they are also glad that they don't have to face repercussions for their lies/stories too.
User avatar #76 to #75 - YllekNayr ONLINE (10/08/2015) [-]
How exactly is an anon going to take credit for anything?
#82 to #76 - myjunk (10/08/2015) [-]
While in general I agree with YllekNayr,
It's not about credit in any countable form like thumbs/notes/likes whatever but knowing that your story gets copied and receives a lot of comments on 4chan might still give you a sense or achievement.
People will just comment how they liked the story - like they did for thousands of years before social media arrived.
#79 to #76 - anon (10/08/2015) [-]
With 4chan posts it isn't about the poster directly recieving any form of credit. It's about that person watching their story become popular and getting a rise out of that. 4chan posts are still done for attention, that's my point
User avatar #81 to #79 - YllekNayr ONLINE (10/08/2015) [-]
That's why it's different from tumblr.
User avatar #87 to #11 - talpss (10/08/2015) [-]
That's because Tumblr usually isn't that funny. Plus people on Tumblr actually care if you call them a liar.
User avatar #90 to #11 - ohemgeezus ONLINE (10/08/2015) [-]
probably has something to do with the header on 4chan that basically says you're a ******* idiot if you believe these stories? Does tumblr have one of those?
User avatar #32 to #11 - vampireinarm (10/08/2015) [-]
Tumblr is more prone to lying for attention to their account and notes and all that **** , 4chan is less inclined to lie most of the time because at the end of the day its just some random guy who may or may not ever make a post again
User avatar #35 to #32 - ghchamp (10/08/2015) [-]
Also a lot of these 4chan stories are so over-the-top (not really this one) that I just tend to treat them as someone telling entertaining stories, I think its kind of an assumption on 4chan that it probably didnt happen. Tumblr stories it seems like sometimes they go all-out to make people believe that its real, like "OMG YOU WONT BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED" and stuff
User avatar #138 to #32 - scorcho (10/08/2015) [-]
pretty sure that like 90% of greentexts are 100% made up.
#100 to #11 - oily (10/08/2015) [-]
4Chan is 100% anonymous. Tumblr is not. Tumblristas care more for their precious blog and followers than they do for their parents. There is really no reason to lie for atttention on 4chan besides for personal ***** and giggles.
User avatar #80 to #11 - tittylovin (10/08/2015) [-]
4chan has a long history of following through, on big things and small. I've seen a man stick his dick in a Parisian catacomb skull. I've seen a man paint a historical rifle MLP colors. I've seen people go to great lengths to destroy public bathrooms in the most disgusting way possible. I think it's even possible some anon blew himself up with a grenade once. Crazier things have happened. Meanwhile, tumblr can't even if someone makes a pun.
#149 to #80 - geeky ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
Funny you mention a grenade really
#38 - dankmane (10/08/2015) [-]
this is ******* gold
#41 - MisfitsFan (10/08/2015) [-]
I ******* love this. This is golden
#23 - anon (10/08/2015) [-]
It's so nice to go to a math/engineering university, haven't met a single tumblrina
User avatar #12 - shiiiiiiiiiiii (10/08/2015) [-]
I go to a really liberal college and I get sick of it sometimes.
User avatar #170 to #12 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
the trick is to surround yourself with politically neutral people. you have a media library with vidya n stuff? the people that hang out there are probably the last to actively involve themselves in 1 sided politics. just don't waste too much time playing games.
User avatar #173 to #170 - shiiiiiiiiiiii (10/09/2015) [-]
I don't even play any vidya games. I just hang out with the majors that don't, as you said, "involve themselves in 1 sided politics." But sometimes you encounter the outrageously politically correct people that get really upset if you don't agree with them.
User avatar #174 to #173 - garymotherfingoak ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
in that case, just try to get out of the conversation ASAP if enough red flags come up, and go about your day with no ***** given about their views.
#176 to #12 - catburglarpenis (10/09/2015) [-]
I'm a bald white military veteran and former military police officer who has actually been to several countries and seen true death and suffering. I'm part of the ROTC program at my school (upgrading to the big paycheck yeah boi) and I'm constantly in an Army uniform. I'm also a non-traditional student, now that I'm 28. And married. To a woman.

My major is sociology. I uh... have no friends and everyone auto-hates me turbo mode.

I... I feel it man. I feel it.
User avatar #177 to #176 - catburglarpenis (10/09/2015) [-]
I also support myself and have no family (disowned). I couldn't be more different than a regular college student if I ******* tried. I don't even live in the college town- I live in the ********* factory town outside of the college town.

Don't worry, I live in the stabby part of town, not the shooty part. I can handle knives.
User avatar #180 to #177 - shiiiiiiiiiiii (10/09/2015) [-]
where do you go?
User avatar #182 to #180 - catburglarpenis (10/09/2015) [-]
Southern Illinois University Edwardsville. It's right across the state line from Missouri in Illinois. Ask for "The most hated cadet. Fine, OK, who's the second most hated? Yeah him."
#119 - biater (10/08/2015) [-]
The snake of feminism eating it's own tail
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