And the winner is .... ... the BLACK KNIGHT... Is this what happens on a regular basis in college? I would love to hear some funny college stories.
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#2 - anon (11/07/2013) [-]
Such skill.
Such skill.
#5 - doctorkolo (11/07/2013) [-]
MFW dorm hallways have high friction carpeting and i can't play this game
User avatar #6 to #5 - teleamachus (11/07/2013) [-]
That's a ****** excuse. If you were determined you would get a couple of carts or flat things with rollies on the bottom.
#7 to #6 - doctorkolo (11/07/2013) [-]
hmmm... I don't have any of those carts,
but i do have a couple skateboards.
You've given me an idea good sir!
this may get dangerous...
User avatar #8 to #7 - teleamachus (11/07/2013) [-]
I have one that I don't use, in case you need another.
#10 - ehzio ONLINE (11/07/2013) [-]
and then...
and then...
User avatar #20 to #10 - instakill (11/08/2013) [-]
that **** literally just happened to me, ****** followed me all the way from the castle
User avatar #25 to #20 - magictheg (11/08/2013) [-]
As I'm sure you found out, Black Knights are one of the few mobs that don't reset when resting at a bonfire, and they follow you much longer then a normal mob will.
User avatar #27 to #25 - instakill (11/08/2013) [-]
oh yes, I know, however doesn't their health reset? I remember I spent an hour fighting the halberd one Finally kicked him off the cliff and he dropped the halberd first try however I would get a hit or two in each time before I died and he didn't die till I kicked him off I was using the great axe with 16 str and 14 dex
User avatar #28 to #27 - magictheg (11/08/2013) [-]
Its been awhile since I played Dark Souls, but I think everything except their location resets, let me check the DSwiki real quick
User avatar #29 to #28 - instakill (11/08/2013) [-]
thank you my friend, I checked one but it didn't have much on the topic and I was in the middle of a room where I suddenly died
User avatar #30 to #29 - magictheg (11/08/2013) [-]
Unlike most other foes, Black Knights will not reset to their Spawning Point upon usage of a Bonfire. They also have their entire HP restored, even when they are not reset. They will keep doing what they were doing BEFORE you rested at a Bonfire. In other words, running to a Bonfire and activating it will not save you from a pursuing Black Knight, unlike nearly every other enemy in the game, with the added negative of healing the Knight of any damage you may have already inflicted. Black Knights also seem to pursue more aggressively and for a longer distance than many other foes.

source: darksoulswiki.wikispaces.com/Black+Knight
User avatar #31 to #30 - instakill (11/08/2013) [-]
god dammit, there is the one right after the red drake who is stuck at the door up to his tower and down to the shortcut in the undead parish
User avatar #57 to #31 - magictheg (11/08/2013) [-]
yep, dodge him until you think you can parry him, parrying them is the easiest way to kill them, for me at least.
User avatar #58 to #57 - instakill (11/08/2013) [-]
I ******* suck at parrying though I'm good at rolling behind enemies
User avatar #59 to #58 - magictheg (11/08/2013) [-]
then do that and backstab. parrying is an aquired skill, it took me forever to figure it out, it comes down to knowing the movesets and when the parry window is, practice on hallow warriors in the undead burg.
User avatar #60 to #59 - instakill (11/08/2013) [-]
oh I can parry them every single time, it's parrying anything else that's a bitch, oh and also I did get past him, I unequipped all my armor and snuck past him don't know if that changes anything but it seemed to right now im trying to kill the gargoyles except there is this asshole who keeps invading me, he has invaded me 3 times today
User avatar #61 to #60 - instakill (11/08/2013) [-]
he is newgame+
User avatar #37 - cazabrow ONLINE (11/08/2013) [-]
Dude in white

+50 points: perfectly timed evasive roll.
#11 - anon (11/08/2013) [-]
The ******* naval academy. ******* .
User avatar #17 to #11 - bandgeekster (11/08/2013) [-]
Correct!
#13 - arialynx (11/08/2013) [-]
Is this what happens on a regular basis in college?   
 I would love to hear some funny college stories.
Is this what happens on a regular basis in college?
I would love to hear some funny college stories.
User avatar #38 to #13 - parrotey (11/08/2013) [-]
I actually go to this school and stuff like this actually does happen all the time here.
#49 to #13 - stormtrooperbob (11/08/2013) [-]
One time i took a trashcan with a lid and hid inside it on the elevator.  I scared so many people... but then i had to run away from security.
One time i took a trashcan with a lid and hid inside it on the elevator. I scared so many people... but then i had to run away from security.
User avatar #50 to #13 - hailcthulhufhtagn (11/08/2013) [-]
My college has wood trails in back of campus. Two Halloweens ago I blacked out, climbed a tree and woke up 15 feet above ground, bug bites all over my body. At least I was a considerable distance away from my puke on the ground.
User avatar #14 to #13 - ilcecchino (11/08/2013) [-]
Not as much as you'd think. but alot of times what you see goes on in the dorms and not just "college" so if you commute chances are you'll never see this
User avatar #15 to #14 - arialynx (11/08/2013) [-]
Cool, I'm planning on getting a dorm because I'm going to be moving to a different state. It'll be interesting to see what goes on in the halls.
User avatar #45 to #15 - IamWhoIam ONLINE (11/08/2013) [-]
Where are you going to go?
User avatar #53 to #45 - arialynx (11/08/2013) [-]
Not sure. Maybe some kind of doctor, I'd like to help people.
User avatar #56 to #53 - IamWhoIam ONLINE (11/08/2013) [-]
I'm guessing you're still just a senior. I'm planning on Education now instead of Engineering because at this moment Calculus is ******* me in the ass.
User avatar #23 to #13 - halor (11/08/2013) [-]
i didn't really have these kinds of shenanigans my freshman year...although apparently one guy would go around in the halls at random times naked and knock on his friends doors
#24 to #13 - anon (11/08/2013) [-]
One of my friends got a slingshot in the mail (one of those huge ones that can send stuff really far), and we spent the night flinging water balloons off the balcony at girls in their slutty clothes and heels who were on their way to the bars. I wish we recorded it, it was ******* hilarious
#42 to #13 - IamWhoIam ONLINE (11/08/2013) [-]
Like the first week we moved in these two dudes had long boards, and our dormitory is very plainly laid out so it's just a really long hallway with rooms on either side and we decided that having long board jousts at night would be a good idea. 30 dude's who've known each other for 2 days bonding over each other's pain when people would eat 			****		 was great.    
   
A few weeks ago someone got a hold of dry ice and tried to put it into a water bottled filled with water in hopes that the pressure would build and rupture with a loud noise which didn't actually happen because there was a fault in the cap and pressure just slowly leaked so this was a major failure.   
   
Just yesterday one guy found a slowmotion capability on his phone's camera and we recorded videos of us doing stupid 			****		 and then watched in slow motion for great amounts of pleasure. In one of the videos two dudes are going to race but right as they start one turns and kick's the other in dick and then runs off and watching it happen in slow motion along with his face while being kicked was by far the funniest thing to happen in past weeks that I've seen.    
   
tl;dr College is a great time to learn about yourself, meet people, and challenge yourself but enjoy your High School years while you have them.
Like the first week we moved in these two dudes had long boards, and our dormitory is very plainly laid out so it's just a really long hallway with rooms on either side and we decided that having long board jousts at night would be a good idea. 30 dude's who've known each other for 2 days bonding over each other's pain when people would eat **** was great.

A few weeks ago someone got a hold of dry ice and tried to put it into a water bottled filled with water in hopes that the pressure would build and rupture with a loud noise which didn't actually happen because there was a fault in the cap and pressure just slowly leaked so this was a major failure.

Just yesterday one guy found a slowmotion capability on his phone's camera and we recorded videos of us doing stupid **** and then watched in slow motion for great amounts of pleasure. In one of the videos two dudes are going to race but right as they start one turns and kick's the other in dick and then runs off and watching it happen in slow motion along with his face while being kicked was by far the funniest thing to happen in past weeks that I've seen.

tl;dr College is a great time to learn about yourself, meet people, and challenge yourself but enjoy your High School years while you have them.
#16 to #13 - tightastic (11/08/2013) [-]
Yesterday one of my roommates put a cup in his pants to pretend he had a boner. He tried to knock on  a  friend's door but humping it with the cup. One of his nuts was between his body and the cup. 			*******		 crushed his nut, on the floor for a solid five minutes, gagging like a 			************		.   
   
   
College is pretty cool.   
   
MFW
Yesterday one of my roommates put a cup in his pants to pretend he had a boner. He tried to knock on a friend's door but humping it with the cup. One of his nuts was between his body and the cup. ******* crushed his nut, on the floor for a solid five minutes, gagging like a ************ .


College is pretty cool.

MFW
User avatar #21 to #16 - vortexrain (11/08/2013) [-]
Reading that made my nuts hurt. I need to go lie down.
#32 - sonicthefast (11/08/2013) [-]
The Black Knight you say?
#34 to #32 - saltyfries (11/08/2013) [-]
COME ON YOU PANZY!
#39 to #34 - sonicthefast (11/08/2013) [-]
I have no quarrel with you, good Sir knight, but I must cross this bridge.
#22 - seymourtets (11/08/2013) [-]
College gif thread?
College gif thread?
#47 to #22 - anon (11/08/2013) [-]
>red sweater
>oh **** oh **** oh ****
>hfw running away
User avatar #1 - zerglin (11/07/2013) [-]
Every time I watch something like this, in my head I'm going;
IM SOOO GOING TO TRY THIS AT HOME
User avatar #26 - meganinja (11/08/2013) [-]
This looks like a Military College

Virginia Tech Corps of Cadets Huooh
User avatar #36 to #26 - saltyfries (11/08/2013) [-]
Do you go to Virginia Tech? If so, have you been to a hokies football game and what are they like? everytime I see this video I just stare in awe
Fans in Lane Stadium Go Crazy to Enter Sandman - End of Game: Miami vs. Virginia Tech
User avatar #41 to #36 - gmarrox ONLINE (11/08/2013) [-]
The games are unreal.
User avatar #43 to #41 - saltyfries (11/08/2013) [-]
I'm from Wisconsin and of course a Badger fan, I'm possibly becoming a student for spring semester coming up, I can't wait to be a part of this!
Jump Around - Wisconsin vs Nebraska - Full HD
User avatar #44 to #43 - gmarrox ONLINE (11/08/2013) [-]
You will greatly enjoy the games. They're fantastic. As a member of the regimental band at Tech, I participate in all the pregame ceremonies.
User avatar #46 to #44 - saltyfries (11/08/2013) [-]
I hope you guys one day get Metallica to actually play at Lane Stadium
User avatar #40 to #26 - gmarrox ONLINE (11/08/2013) [-]
VTCC sophomore reporting in.
User avatar #54 to #40 - meganinja (11/08/2013) [-]
Then would this be fratting if I were a Freshman?
User avatar #55 to #54 - gmarrox ONLINE (11/08/2013) [-]
I haven't said anything other than I'm a sophomore.
#12 - elliotjames (11/08/2013) [-]
excited to be going to the naval academy next year
#33 to #12 - anon (11/08/2013) [-]
go back to facebook faggot
#19 - caylencloud (11/08/2013) [-]
this is the kind of *********** that goes on in my school
User avatar #18 - lumpymandude (11/08/2013) [-]
Which military academy is this?
#35 to #18 - elliotjames (11/08/2013) [-]
US naval academy
User avatar #52 to #35 - lumpymandude (11/08/2013) [-]
That's what i thought, but i wasn't sure
User avatar #3 - mythicalmayhem **User deleted account** (11/07/2013) [-]
******* college
User avatar #4 to #3 - prodigee (11/07/2013) [-]
this is the naval academy too
#48 - bothermenot (11/08/2013) [-]
This is what you get when you think your being clever.
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