And it (t)works
ALRIGHT ************* . TIME FOR SOME LEARNIN SIT
OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR NOTEPAD
THIS **** RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB YEAH I KNOW YOUVE
SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I KNOW AND
THAT WHEN YOU USE IT WITH ONE OF THESE *******
YOU WILL GET LEGS AND ARMS AND ANY OTHER **** YOU
WANT THAT IS SO SOFT YOU WILL BE SHOVING IT IN THE FACE
OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ASKING THEM TO COMPARE IT
TO THE TENDER PINK FLESH OF A NEWBORN
SO GET YOURSELF SOME ******* WHITE SUGAR AND SOME
CHEAP ASS OIL LIKE CANOLA OR SOME **** AND MIX THAT
**** WITH TWO PARTS SUGAR AND ONE PART THAT
MEANS TWICE AS MUCH SUGAR AS OIL BITCHES I USUALLY
USE ONE CUP OF SUGAR AND DO SOME ******* MATH TO
FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH OIL THAT IS) DROP A FEW DROPS OF
VANILLA ESSENCE OR MAYBE SOME ******* LAVENDER OIL
WHATEVER YOU WANNA SMELL LIKE. MA IT UP REALLY GOOD
MAMM SMELLS LIKE CAKE BATTER **** YEAH.
NOW GET YOURSELF GOOD AND NAKED. REAL NAKED.
PAMPER YOUR ASS WITH A BUBBLE BATH
TAKE ONE OF THOSE RAZORS YOU GOT AND SHAVE
WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO SHAVE LEGS ARMS VAJAYJAY FITS I
DONT ******* CARE
NOW GET OUT OF THAT GROSS HAIRY DIRT WATER AND SIT
ON THE EDGE OF THAT THERE BATHTUB, TAKE A HANDFUL OF
THAT SWEET GOOP AND RUB IT ALL OVER THAT SKIN OF
jesi com use this stun on or near your lady bits i put this
in lower case because it is really important your love cavern Mes
not like sugar uh uh no way its diabetic) RUB we we KEEP
RUBEN YEAH YOUR HANDS STARTING TO FEEL WEIRD GOOD
BECAUSE ITS WORKING
NOW TAKE THAT CHEAPNESS DISPOSABLE RAZOR YOU HAVE
AND SHAVE OFF THAT NASTYNESS DEAD SKIN EWW ITS SO
GROSS NO ITS NOT ITS YOUR OWN SKIN BUT ITS ALL GREY.
RINSE OF THAT OILY STUFF BECAUSE YOUR SKIN AINT NO
GOOD NOW FEEL YOUR NEWFOUND SOFT SKIN THAT WAS
ONCE BURIED UNDER LAYERS OF DEAD FLAKES OF YOUR
PAST SELF YOUR WELCOME ************* CLASS
DISMISSED
IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR AGES
thanks tor the tip Kama
My we just did this and has Been running around the Muse screaming
A ******* GODDESS"
OUR BITCH ASS DOWN AND GET OUT OUR NOTEPAD
THIS **** RIGHT HERE IS SUGAR SCRUB YEAH I KNOW YOUVE
SEEN IT BEFORE BUT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT I KNOW AND
THAT WHEN YOU USE IT WITH ONE OF THESE *******
YOU WILL GET LEGS AND ARMS AND ANY OTHER **** YOU
WANT THAT IS SO SOFT YOU WILL BE SHOVING IT IN THE FACE
OF EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND ASKING THEM TO COMPARE IT
TO THE TENDER PINK FLESH OF A NEWBORN
SO GET YOURSELF SOME ******* WHITE SUGAR AND SOME
CHEAP ASS OIL LIKE CANOLA OR SOME **** AND MIX THAT
**** WITH TWO PARTS SUGAR AND ONE PART THAT
MEANS TWICE AS MUCH SUGAR AS OIL BITCHES I USUALLY
USE ONE CUP OF SUGAR AND DO SOME ******* MATH TO
FIGURE OUT HOW MUCH OIL THAT IS) DROP A FEW DROPS OF
VANILLA ESSENCE OR MAYBE SOME ******* LAVENDER OIL
WHATEVER YOU WANNA SMELL LIKE. MA IT UP REALLY GOOD
MAMM SMELLS LIKE CAKE BATTER **** YEAH.
NOW GET YOURSELF GOOD AND NAKED. REAL NAKED.
PAMPER YOUR ASS WITH A BUBBLE BATH
TAKE ONE OF THOSE RAZORS YOU GOT AND SHAVE
WHATEVER YOU LIKE TO SHAVE LEGS ARMS VAJAYJAY FITS I
DONT ******* CARE
NOW GET OUT OF THAT GROSS HAIRY DIRT WATER AND SIT
ON THE EDGE OF THAT THERE BATHTUB, TAKE A HANDFUL OF
THAT SWEET GOOP AND RUB IT ALL OVER THAT SKIN OF
jesi com use this stun on or near your lady bits i put this
in lower case because it is really important your love cavern Mes
not like sugar uh uh no way its diabetic) RUB we we KEEP
RUBEN YEAH YOUR HANDS STARTING TO FEEL WEIRD GOOD
BECAUSE ITS WORKING
NOW TAKE THAT CHEAPNESS DISPOSABLE RAZOR YOU HAVE
AND SHAVE OFF THAT NASTYNESS DEAD SKIN EWW ITS SO
GROSS NO ITS NOT ITS YOUR OWN SKIN BUT ITS ALL GREY.
RINSE OF THAT OILY STUFF BECAUSE YOUR SKIN AINT NO
GOOD NOW FEEL YOUR NEWFOUND SOFT SKIN THAT WAS
ONCE BURIED UNDER LAYERS OF DEAD FLAKES OF YOUR
PAST SELF YOUR WELCOME ************* CLASS
DISMISSED
IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS POST FOR AGES
thanks tor the tip Kama
My we just did this and has Been running around the Muse screaming
A ******* GODDESS"
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