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Ancient Rome

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Anonymous DE' 03/ 21/ 13( Thu) 09: 52 No. 11497321 Replies: : :=:» ? 424 ?
we in ancient Rome
wined pleb as ****
Hun out of sweet sweet aqueduct nectar
stake my amphora down to the cistern to get some more aqua
Home balloting sophist is there gaying up all my water
awwhellno. gif
hwhip out my gladius and demand he step aside
tthis faggot takes out a Senate decree giving him cistern privileges for today
to see mine
Hetti pockets.] pg
I don' t know if I have cistern privileges today
I had to check my cis privilege
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out to get you
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Submitted: 12/04/2015
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#1 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (12/04/2015) [-]
Spartan is Roman for faggot.


because when the boys were sent out into the wilderness to survive on their own, they often ****** each other
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#15 to #1 - anon (12/05/2015) [-]
Because when you learn to pound one anothers ass, you get better at kicking it, i guess?
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User avatar #16 to #15 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
i suppose so!
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User avatar #21 to #1 - greyhoundfd (12/05/2015) [-]
Homosexuality was so strongly a part of Roman culture that they actually thought it was odd if a man didn't have a male lover. They certainly wouldn't consider the Spartans to be faggots.
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User avatar #6 to #1 - ladymaria (12/04/2015) [-]
Source?
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User avatar #12 to #11 - ladymaria (12/05/2015) [-]
I meant the translation, but it's cool you showed me that anyway.
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User avatar #13 to #12 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
Probably not a direct translation by the greeks or romans (What ever, it was 4am when i wrote this, and i just woke up now)
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User avatar #14 to #13 - ladymaria (12/05/2015) [-]
Fair enough.
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#5 to #1 - floopdawhoop (12/04/2015) [-]
Hey man, the Greeks influenced the Romans in more ways than one...
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#8 to #1 - swiftarrow (12/04/2015) [-]
>Send out on their own.
> ****** eachother.

Are you even trying?
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User avatar #17 to #10 - swiftarrow (12/05/2015) [-]
Sacred band of thebes is a different story.

> because when the boys were sent out into the wilderness to survive on their own, they often ****** each other

That's just rubbish
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User avatar #18 to #17 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (12/05/2015) [-]
You mean when the boys were sent out of Sparta to fend for themselves, Since there was no women in their group, surviving off the land and so on, They didn't **** each other when they had urges?...

Are you trying to defend Spartans that much that you're even trying to deny that Sparta was a "HOMOSEXUAL MILITARY"?...

"the Spartan tradition of military heroism has also been explained in light of strong emotional bonds resulting from homosexual relationships"
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User avatar #19 to #18 - swiftarrow (12/05/2015) [-]
I'm guessing you read too much fan fiction, or you're cleary getting your info from different sources.

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#4 to #1 - namthre (12/04/2015) [-]
And Gladius is also Latin for sword/penis
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User avatar #22 to #4 - greyhoundfd (12/05/2015) [-]
No, Phallus is Latin for penis. Gladius just means "gladius sword", and was only sometimes used as a euphemism for penis. Now vagina, that translates as sheath, but literally refers to the place where you "keep your sword", so how it became it's present English definition is pretty obvious.
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#2 to #1 - anon (12/04/2015) [-]
das hot
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User avatar #3 to #2 - theruse (12/04/2015) [-]
das gay
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#7 - weirdoo (12/04/2015) [-]
Here's some ancient ***********
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User avatar #9 to #7 - donbionicle (12/04/2015) [-]
So that's what we've inherited from the Roman empire. *********** .
 
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