Ancestors. . iloveu ats: if you think you are unattractiveness remember you look like your ancestors and hey all of them got laid out What if you were adopted I
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Ancestors

iloveu ats:
if you think you are unattractiveness remember you look like your
ancestors and hey all of them got laid
out What if you were adopted
I' m not up on the whole genetics thing
but
if you' re adopted you still have to have biological ancestors right
acme? notes at 'at .
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User avatar #4 - Titanasgr (08/22/2014) [-]
Yeah, but what if one of your ancestors, the one who's genes you have, could never get with a woman, so he raped one? What if your whole gene chain from then on is a byproduct of rape and now it's your turn to make your ancestors proud?
#37 to #4 - anon (08/22/2014) [-]
Then I would have an excuse.
#70 to #4 - anon (08/23/2014) [-]
these are the questions
#33 to #4 - klina (08/22/2014) [-]
I'm already making them proud.
User avatar #39 to #4 - augisnvm (08/22/2014) [-]
Then your ancestors were physically fit enough to rape someone.
User avatar #5 to #4 - rainbowtacos (08/22/2014) [-]
Women didn't have as many rights in ancient times, so it's likely that a majority of humans are the byproduct of rape.
User avatar #6 to #5 - Titanasgr (08/22/2014) [-]
I SAID GO MAKE YOUR ANCESTORS PROUD!
User avatar #12 to #4 - ltbuttstrong ONLINE (08/22/2014) [-]
*Rapist gets arrested, goes to trial*
Judge: Do you have anything to say in your defence?
Rapist: My ancestors are smiling on me Imperial, can you say the same?
#43 to #12 - gitanisme ONLINE (08/22/2014) [-]
*******		 golden
******* golden
#34 to #12 - zahnrad (08/22/2014) [-]
Ancestor's FW
#29 - grimmwaters ONLINE (08/22/2014) [-]
Unless you're like Fry and screw your own grandma.
User avatar #35 to #29 - secretdestroyers (08/22/2014) [-]
Doesn't matter, had sex!
#45 to #29 - thearcher (08/22/2014) [-]
Would do it again!
#11 - pittike (08/22/2014) [-]
C-c-c-c-ombo Breaker!!!!
#32 to #11 - cannibalvegan ONLINE (08/22/2014) [-]
What is this? 2009?
#18 - kotos (08/22/2014) [-]
"You should go home and slap your parents." The Dandy way.
"You should go home and slap your parents." The Dandy way.
#69 to #18 - anon (08/23/2014) [-]
Reminds me of
#20 - cuboose (08/22/2014) [-]
**cuboose rolled user yiffcario ** <-- You're adopted
User avatar #26 to #22 - phunkyzilla (08/22/2014) [-]
Oh hey dude who gave me porn
#27 to #26 - yiffcario (08/22/2014) [-]
How you doin'?
User avatar #31 to #27 - phunkyzilla (08/22/2014) [-]
good! you?
#41 to #31 - yiffcario (08/22/2014) [-]
Just got Taco Bell so I'm pretty great.
#55 to #22 - anon (08/22/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** and this is why
#62 - mydreams (08/23/2014) [-]
**mydreams rolled image** What my ancestor looked like
User avatar #63 to #62 - juter (08/23/2014) [-]
You sad sack of ****
User avatar #66 to #62 - konradkurze (08/23/2014) [-]
youre admins son?
#67 to #62 - xchaosreaperx (08/23/2014) [-]
**xchaosreaperx rolled image**

Skyrim cake
User avatar #68 to #67 - mydreams (08/23/2014) [-]
Looks delicious!
User avatar #23 - jokexplain ONLINE (08/22/2014) [-]
what if you were born of rape
then one of your parents didn't get consensual sex so they may have been **** ugly
on the other hand the other parent is attractive enough to rape
so swings and roundabouts I guess
User avatar #65 to #23 - TarnRazor (08/23/2014) [-]
So... Are you telling me to rape somebody?
User avatar #46 to #23 - connorjacks (08/22/2014) [-]
I mean if you are going to rape somebody you should make it count.... no fatties getting raped by me
#1 - anon (08/22/2014) [-]
Ethanol
you drink it and get drunk
actualy you drink drinks that contain it (ethanol)
don't care about looks if you are wasted like hell
#14 to #1 - anon (08/22/2014) [-]
Just because you're drunk doesn't mean that the women are. Plus **** , there are some things even I wont hit even when drunk.
#48 - auryn (08/22/2014) [-]
Ugly people breed with eachother.
#52 - anon (08/22/2014) [-]
o reelly?
User avatar #61 - leonhardt (08/23/2014) [-]
No, adopted kids are made in a factory you ********
#54 - madpicklee (08/22/2014) [-]
Everyone knows girls is for pussies. Madpickle overhere sucks dicks. Big ones.
Everyone knows girls is for pussies. Madpickle overhere sucks dicks. Big ones.
#56 to #54 - thewulfman (08/22/2014) [-]
&gt;says girls are for pussies   
&gt;uses gif of a girl   
   
Top kek.
>says girls are for pussies
>uses gif of a girl

Top kek.
User avatar #58 to #56 - liquidvoodoo (08/23/2014) [-]
Let me translate madpicklee speak for you:

''Everyone knows girls is for pussies.''

In English:

''Everyone knows that a girl's only use is the function of her vagina.''

Something like that, I'm not big on the dialect.
#13 - anon (08/22/2014) [-]
Don't blame your genes on things, ugly people who get laid get laid for a reason.
Good looking people who don't get laid don't get laid for a reason too.
#25 - anon (08/22/2014) [-]
Ugly people mate with other ugly people (I would know, I've been to England). So yeah, if you were born ugly, lower your expectations or rape, as most here have agreed
#10 - anon (08/22/2014) [-]
Your parents never loved you if you were adopted lol
User avatar #71 - gurle (08/23/2014) [-]
My parents are brown. Mfw my parents only got laid because of arranged marriage.
User avatar #60 - reekballs (08/23/2014) [-]
edgeworthy

i know you play Unturned bitch
#72 to #60 - edgeworthy (09/02/2014) [-]
... what?   
   
I just returned from my vacation, so...
... what?

I just returned from my vacation, so...
User avatar #73 to #72 - reekballs (09/02/2014) [-]
the ****

I saw somebody on the steam Unturned update page with the name "Edgeworth" commenting.

I that character called edgeworth or something?
#74 to #73 - edgeworthy (09/03/2014) [-]
Yes, yes it is.    
   
And I'm shocked that you didn't know about this... I mean... yeah.
Yes, yes it is.

And I'm shocked that you didn't know about this... I mean... yeah.
User avatar #57 - thebadspellir (08/22/2014) [-]
I was artificially inseminated. I guess I'll just look further into my ancestry (which I have no access to). What if almost all of my ancestral line was artificially inseminated?
#53 - prodigyr ONLINE (08/22/2014) [-]
Does that mean everyone gets laid? I dig this logic
#51 - andreweasley (08/22/2014) [-]
**andreweasley rolled image**
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