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#39 - coolcalx (03/23/2014) [-]
no point going to the next post. this is the best thing that will ever be on funnyjunk.
#54 to #39 - pigsnax (03/23/2014) [-]
Holy crap, your name is as blue as that skinny guy's balls.
#139 to #54 - coolcalx (03/27/2014) [-]
I was not aware how blue it was
#140 to #139 - pigsnax (03/28/2014) [-]
I'm sorry you were unaware of your... condition.
#9 - wroughten (03/22/2014) [-]
MFW Jarolds story   
 this is going back to frontpage
MFW Jarolds story
this is going back to frontpage
#2 - thekeeperofthumbs (03/22/2014) [-]
>Jarold's description of events
>Jarold's description of events
#10 - lolmasterx (03/22/2014) [-]
God-tier greentext
User avatar #1 - bigstick ONLINE (03/22/2014) [-]
I have never felt so fullfilled in my entire life
GodSpeed you splendid bastards
#56 - prodigygreywolf (03/23/2014) [-]
Revenge is a dish best served with a pig mask and sacrificial dagger.
Revenge is a dish best served with a pig mask and sacrificial dagger.
#61 to #56 - zenethe (03/23/2014) [-]
Literally my favorite comment ever, I will live by these words.
User avatar #43 - roflnaut (03/23/2014) [-]
I didn't know it could be done, but this trumped Fats Mcgee and the Retard Three.
That was incredible.
User avatar #95 to #43 - megatheman (03/23/2014) [-]
I've never seen that one, mind linking?
#111 to #95 - chimpaflimp (03/23/2014) [-]
Here you go, my good man/woman/turtle beast.
User avatar #114 to #111 - megatheman (03/23/2014) [-]
thank you comrade, you have done well.
#38 - mikepetru (03/23/2014) [-]
4chan users create the best 			*******		 similes in their stories.
4chan users create the best ******* similes in their stories.
User avatar #86 to #38 - gotbannedicusvile (03/23/2014) [-]
Cause half them have Literature degrees
#22 - justabass ONLINE (03/23/2014) [-]
An honest to goodness 10/10. Wow. Most of my best ones are D&D related, so this will have to suffice.
#108 to #22 - applescryatnight ONLINE (03/23/2014) [-]
yeah, dump d&d threads please.
i think ive read all the good ones that have ever been posted on this site, but i could have missed a gem out there.
User avatar #76 to #22 - trollzoll (03/23/2014) [-]
Can you dump all those d&d ones?
#105 to #76 - rokkarokkaali (03/23/2014) [-]
I would like to be mentioned in case of the D&Dump

have tard story of neal
#121 to #105 - justabass ONLINE (03/23/2014) [-]
trollzoll applescryatnight rokkarokkaali

I think that's how that works. Here's what I have, in no particular order
#122 to #121 - justabass ONLINE (03/23/2014) [-]
Part 2
#133 to #132 - justabass ONLINE (03/23/2014) [-]
I guess that's it. I should make folder to make this easier. And I'm a little surprised there isn't a post limit. I was expecting this to take forever. Anyway, hope you guys enjoyed.
User avatar #134 to #121 - trollzoll (03/23/2014) [-]
thanks
#3 - udgy (03/22/2014) [-]
This is 100% concentrated win.
#46 - grimsho ONLINE (03/23/2014) [-]
I've found it. The best greentext ever.
I've found it. The best greentext ever.
#24 - fortes (03/23/2014) [-]
Almost every sentence I feel like I'm laughing like OP described in this greentext
#4 - FireFront (03/22/2014) [-]
This is the best post.
This is the best post.
#21 - jjemz (03/23/2014) [-]
this is glorious
#73 - vikingesnumerouno (03/23/2014) [-]
congrats    
this is art
congrats
this is art
#67 - toncheky (03/23/2014) [-]
I sat here for 5 minutes thinking about what should I write.
Blank.
Speechless. literally.
#50 - endofttme (03/23/2014) [-]
Funniest thing I've seen on Funnyjunk in a long, LONG time.
Funniest thing I've seen on Funnyjunk in a long, LONG time.
User avatar #25 - qosfortyone (03/23/2014) [-]
NRA?
User avatar #29 to #25 - faithrider (03/23/2014) [-]
best guess is national rifle association... just because she was scared as **** .
#31 to #29 - qosfortyone (03/23/2014) [-]
never take away a man's porn
never take away a man's porn
#32 to #31 - faithrider (03/23/2014) [-]
that's a good porn rule, my personal favorite is this one
that's a good porn rule, my personal favorite is this one
User avatar #33 to #32 - qosfortyone (03/23/2014) [-]
that is a good rule
User avatar #66 to #31 - hairysmellyanus ONLINE (03/23/2014) [-]
I am not going to even look at the context, but i am gonna thumb you.
User avatar #36 to #29 - thisisspartah (03/23/2014) [-]
rape?
User avatar #20 - bomberbib (03/23/2014) [-]
Literally best greentext ive ever read thank you for sharing
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