American stereotypes are the best. www.youtube.com/user/TropicflamesNHK.. I'm American, I laughed. Especially at the Cosmos one. Everybody chill. I only get pissed when non-Americans nit-pick at miniscule differences just to sound sup nhk
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User avatar #283 to #34 - HarvietheDinkle (04/02/2014) [-]
"GOOD JAB, GOOD JAB"
#64 to #34 - alxp (04/02/2014) [-]
*applauds*
User avatar #53 to #34 - ohgodwaitimatheist (04/02/2014) [-]
Good jaab
#115 to #34 - newdevyx (04/02/2014) [-]
make me.
make me.
User avatar #231 to #34 - ihaspotato ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
jokexplain help pls
#237 to #231 - wrongexplain (04/02/2014) [-]
Clapping is the act of spreading the disease called the clap, it is a favorite past time among americans
#107 - ChromedDragon ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #256 to #107 - frozenworld (04/02/2014) [-]
This is good but the joke is ruined if you realize nobody is going to stay if everyone else runs. Basic instinct isn't related to stupidity.
User avatar #296 to #256 - mintyarseflakes (04/08/2014) [-]
You sound like you'd be fun at a party
User avatar #203 to #107 - thekeeperofthumbs ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
This really needs more thumbs
User avatar #264 to #107 - mattyjay (04/02/2014) [-]
oh boy does this deserve more thumbs
User avatar #275 to #107 - mrpotatofudge (04/02/2014) [-]
10/10
plz post as content
#157 to #107 - herecomesjohnny (04/02/2014) [-]
2 jokes, too!
2 jokes, too!
#118 to #107 - aangbingo (04/02/2014) [-]
That spongebob reference.
#21 - psykobear ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
In a mall, btw.
User avatar #221 to #21 - traks (04/02/2014) [-]
You clever bastard
#41 - Rascal (04/02/2014) [-]
That was a good thread.



I'm glad I saved the funniest one
#129 to #41 - noonesperfect ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
Spurdo ftw
User avatar #263 to #41 - ddogx (04/02/2014) [-]
i'm american and this is ******* glorious, thank you
#17 - allamericandude (04/02/2014) [-]
I'm American, I laughed. Especially at the Cosmos one. Everybody chill.

I only get pissed when non-Americans nit-pick at miniscule differences just to sound superior. Like the way we write our dates, or our preference of football over football, or political differences. And they're often very hypocritical.
User avatar #204 to #17 - magicbrownies (04/02/2014) [-]
shame too. cosmos is a really good show
#187 to #17 - shittyrone (04/02/2014) [-]
not to start a **** storm or anything but to me, the way Americans put the date just doesn't make any sense.
User avatar #102 to #17 - zerokiller (04/02/2014) [-]
I laughed too. I laughed because most of these are clever and funny, unlike most of the "jokes" eurofags usually tell. Which mainly consists of just calling us fat.
#56 - Rascal (04/02/2014) [-]
#123 to #56 - trollexplain (04/02/2014) [-]
You fool, Americans have the most arms of all!
#39 - Rascal (04/02/2014) [-]
#116 to #35 - newdevyx (04/02/2014) [-]
I can't.
#46 - tehskyizblue ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #125 to #86 - cookiecoketwo (04/02/2014) [-]
Id go just to meet ****** PUTIN.
User avatar #248 to #174 - mewxchii (04/02/2014) [-]
You sir made me laugh. Nice one.
#74 - manofbeardliness (04/02/2014) [-]
As an American I have to say this is inaccurate... They would've gone through the drive-through and saved themselves the walk. Picture semi related
#191 - doctorkolo (04/02/2014) [-]
As an American, I find this post hilarious!
As an American, I find this post hilarious!
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User avatar #40 to #23 - lapsushominum (04/02/2014) [-]
Honestly though, that'll stop anyone from going to McDonalds.
#8 - include (04/02/2014) [-]
#258 - neostar (04/02/2014) [-]
**neostar rolled image** how to really stop them
#126 - cookiecoketwo (04/02/2014) [-]
Ya know, I am american and I dislike most fastfood places.
#127 to #126 - assturtle (04/02/2014) [-]
I'm so unused to it that I get stomachaches and sometimes puke after eating fastfood. also american.
User avatar #133 to #127 - cookiecoketwo (04/02/2014) [-]
Its just too greasy. And im also kinda fat, which is ironic.
User avatar #128 to #126 - certifiedidiot (04/02/2014) [-]
I can't cook for **** and think it taste rather okay, but then again, I prefer Pizza and that my friend, is Italy's gift to the ******* world.
User avatar #131 to #128 - cookiecoketwo (04/02/2014) [-]
I also like pizza, if its good pizza.
User avatar #135 to #131 - certifiedidiot (04/02/2014) [-]
Most pizza I've tried is pretty good, then again, in my country, we don't really have fast food chains, well except McDonald and Burger King and like less than five KFCs.

Just lots of small private businesses, tons of chances to find your own lil' favorite of em all.
#158 to #135 - gtfomylawnbish (04/02/2014) [-]
I live in Indy and I can't think of more than 5 that aren't national chains.
#151 to #126 - Rascal (04/02/2014) [-]
you do realize you're not shocking anyone by stating that some people don't like fast food? or wait is this a ''i like to talk about me'' kind of thing?
User avatar #154 to #151 - cookiecoketwo (04/02/2014) [-]
No, I was just stating that. I know there are others like this.
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